Imperfections

The auditorium is magnificent, and the vast dome is a man-made sky that can be faked. If you want to clear the sky, you will have a clear sky. If you want the stars to be the sea, you will see the stars in the sea. Look, those fluorescent passing places are like meteor showers whistling back and forth.

However, although the decoration of the auditorium is high-end, the “瓤” piled up inside it almost means nothing.

The opening ceremony is about to begin. The four students are already seated. The students are all heroes. Everyone is a good brush for making troubles, as if not to study, but to pick things.

The thorn head and the thorn head are inevitably bunched together–

On the southeast viewing podium, a boy with a large round waist was too lazy to walk in, refused to go to his seat, and sat on the outermost side with one buttock, which quickly triggered a fight. Bystanders and some people coaxed Yangzi, causing the conflict to escalate quickly. The entire observatory was pulled into an unorganized and undisciplined group.

On the northwest corner, a girl was touched by a little hooligan classmate. Without saying a word, she pulled out a laser gun from her bag and shot it out, tearing the auditorium seat open, and all four were shocked. It was almost caused by stomping, and the security robot quickly rushed to stop it, and found that the laser gun was still self-made.

In the middle of the auditorium, there was a more observant in the ceremony area. He insisted on the principle of not talking. He brought a miniature loudspeaker into the stadium and entered the auditorium’s audio system. He borrowed 360 degrees of surround sound from the auditorium and shouted in shock. A voice was heard, “John Wu, I X you!”

“John Wu” does not know what is sacred. Anyway, his voice is the three vulgar atmosphere of the opening ceremony. There are many laughter. The three deans in the front row lead a group of academic teachers. They sit indifferently, like one. The old Tang monks trapped in a pan hole.

Lu Bixing watched the chickens flying in the eyes, and his mental state was very stable, because President Lu always believed that a genius like himself does not need to be taught by others.

just……

He glanced at the empty VIP seat, and sighed secretly—the fourth brother didn’t come.

However, since the opening of the school by President Lu, the Xiong students have not irritated their heart attacks, of course, they have a wide mind. He soon wanted to drive again—the fourth brother came, which was a big surprise. It was only natural that the fourth brother did not come. He did not lose.

Soon after adjusting himself, Lu Bixing stepped onto the platform without changing his face, and in a coquettling voice that could lift the dome, he made a brilliant appearance.

The auditorium’s lights suddenly dimmed, leaving only a bunch that fell on the podium. The podium slowly rose to mid-air, and the dome changed into a picture of the stars and rivers.

Lu Bixing stood on the podium calmly-although no one ignored him.

“Dear classmates …”

With a bang, a student was pushed straight down on the podium’s nearest viewing platform. Then, the babble shouted that the sound of the auditorium had been covered, and the battlefield under the platform became a battlefield.

The grumpy mech operation chief got up sharply and was about to leave.

Lu Bixing shut up for a moment, unhurriedly felt a pair of headsets clasped on his head, stepped on his toes on the podium regularly a few times, the whole hall ’s sound “hummed”, and all the teachers and students became dice. All the dice in the cup sat down on the seat.

The auditorium was silent for a short time.

Lu Bixing took off the headset and continued without saying: “Hello everyone, welcome to Xinghai College. I know you want to hit me now, but sorry, you can’t reach it. I also know you are planning to wait for me Hands on-my speech takes about fifteen minutes. You can think about whether you really want to beat the principal within fifteen minutes. After all, as of yesterday, the largest shareholder of our school has become a black hole. “

Upon hearing this, the front-line faculty and staff members bowed their heads together in mourning, feeling that their wages were tarnished by the stinking hooligans.

Principal Lu did not feel ashamed, but was proud of it. He continued to talk eloquently: “I will spend the next few years with my colleagues-perhaps the most important years in your life …”

The boy who had just entered the sound reinforcement system suddenly interrupted: “Principal, do you teach me how to make a girl?”

Lu Bixing replied without change: “It seems that this is a classmate who blooms on both sides and walks on the boat with eight feet. I recommend that everyone remember this voice and take precautions in the future. In addition, your suggestion is good, and we will open related electives Class, focusing on how to avoid scum in love. “

The boy again used a loudspeaker to grab the words: “Then you teach how to make big money?”

“Of course,” Lu Bixing thought and didn’t want to answer, “otherwise, where do you think the money for the auditorium came?”

The concubines did not expect him to be so frank, and the hall was quiet for a moment.

“The best mecha designer is hard to find. Black and white kneeling down to send money, but they ca n’t accept it; and if you want to join the army, want to do a profitable interstellar smuggling, and want to be a gold medalist, you must be A master of mecha operation; needless to say, information technology, “Lu Bixing said, a boy who kept interrupting,” how do you call a classmate? “

“White.”

“White, if the classmate next to you is well-off, he will definitely be willing to spend some money to buy your small equipment that is hacked into the auditorium. A floating finger quickly entered a string of codes, and the noise in the loudspeaker disappeared immediately.

“Sorry, you have said too much, and you should give someone a chance.” Lu Bixing’s voice dropped, and a ray of fluorescence suddenly scurryed around the auditorium. He gave a full-fledged finger, and the fluorescence stopped. , Fell under a seat at the corner and turned into a small arrow pointing at the person on the seat.

Everyone turned back, Lu Bixing nodded. “You classmate, you can try to say something.”

The girl who was pointed at the fluorescence whispered “I fuck”, and the loudspeaker immediately advertised it with due diligence, and laughed in the auditorium.

“Smily,” the girl who was ordered yelled rudely, and she didn’t twiddle, let her say, and said aloud, “Principal, you nerds are so full of money, they are not pure at all.”

“It’s very simple, because poverty is higher than stupid lethality.” The newly sold headmaster Lu answered sincerely, “next.”

The next question was very sharp. The person who was randomly asked opened his mouth and asked, “Is there really a black hole in the back office of your school? Why did I stay here for a year last year and never saw my fourth brother?”

Principal Lu, with his mouth full of aircraft armor, got stuck for a moment, and then he continued to flicker without blushing or heartbeat: “This depends on …”

He didn’t finish this, the back door of the auditorium suddenly opened, and a group of people walked in along the VIP channel with arrogance, and the gas field seemed to come to kick the hall.

For the first person, he wore a long, hard coat with a thick texture. The thick and hard coat did not create the special effect of “Rolling Robe”. His coat was long and ankle, so it was easy to wear a waistless and legless Alas, it may be that the man is tall, or it may be the curvature and strength of his shoulders that naturally stretch straight when he walks, wearing such a body, it seems that it is not inconsistent, as if he was born in this armor-like coat.

He held a cigarette and did not raise his head when he walked. If no one was beside him, all the men and women behind him consciously lag behind him a few steps.

Whispers whispered, and some people identified several “workmates”.

“Isn’t that Penny?”

“Penny? Who?”

“Come here in your country … it’s her, I fuck, she sees me!”

“Who is the man in front of me?”

“not……”

“Shh-“

The “shush” sound spontaneously swelled, and then the auditorium that was boiling against the sky was brushed once by that tide and died silently.

The VIP channel has its own light, and a cluster of light falling from the top of the auditorium catches up slowly. The man in the long coat looked up, and his dark gray eyes stared at Lu Bixing far away. Seat.

Lin glanced over, and Lu Bixing felt that the three-inch clever tongue was a bit stiff, and he finally made up his second sentence: “… Fate.”

The lights chasing after the people spread like a firework, the figure of the fourth brother disappeared in the dark, and in the hall that was suddenly silent, Lu Bixing was extremely sad and forgot the words.

But he couldn’t be silently embarrassed. Lu Bixing pressed his cufflinks without notice, and immediately a layer of invisible film appeared on his eyes. There was a spare speech prepared by his teacher for him. : “Xinghai University doesn’t necessarily get you any academic achievements, and many of you may not be able to cash in on what you have learned in school because of poor academic skills or bad luck. Without money and glory, What else can the school give you? “

“In this era, our average life expectancy has reached 300 years, we have two hundred years of youth, and we are close to immortality, and historical data show that every ten years, or even five years, our life will usher in a great change. In this era, personal wisdom and effort sometimes seem insignificant. Whether you are proud or disappointed depends on where the tide of the era rushed you. In your long life, you may experience countless flying yellow Tengda and nothing … “

The four brothers searched for the place to play the ash. Zhan Lu had just reached out to pick it up. Penny had already prepared and handed over an ashtray.

Penny did not know that Zhanlu was not a living person, and he had always been very opinionated about him. Because Zhanlu is also a big man with a high horse, he sticks around the fourth brother every day as a “little white face”, but he also breaks out his hands and knees and licks his shameless face, which hurts his eyes.

Brother Si didn’t scan her face, nodded at her and thanked her.

“Where did Master Lu put together this speech?” Penny said casually.

The fourth brother politely made a listening gesture: “Hey?”

“A change takes place every five years? Since the beginning of my birth, this ghost place is like this half-dead ghost. There is also an average life expectancy of 300 years-also averaged by people other than the eighth galaxy? I was told to send it to the end, and the garbage that grew up with me is now more than half dead. Thanks to the brother, I am almost old enough to live a life expectancy. “

“You’re not old.” Si Brother said without raising his eyelids. After a while, he might feel that his answer was too perfunctory and indifferent. He added, “If you are in the Capital Star, a little girl like you is said to have never married . “

Penny laughed aloud, and quietly poked out a pair of hooks from the corner of her eyes: “Although I’m not a little girl, I haven’t married yet. Is there a place for the fourth brother to hold the next woman?”

The fourth brother stared, without saying yes or no. He lowered his head and took a long cigarette, sucking the remaining half of the cigarette almost to death, took over his mouth, and said nothing.

Si Si is not a moody person, even a reasonable person … otherwise Lu Bixing would have been killed by him. He seemed to be holding his temper on the edge of the knife. He wouldn’t care about trivial matters and wouldn’t hear anything he didn’t like to hear.

Penny understood what he meant from his silence, her eyes darkened, and she bent her mouth with a smile, forcing herself to turn her head to see the principal Lu who poured chicken soup on the podium.

President Lu’s speech has come to an end: “I hope you will be on the cusp of the wind in the coming days. Don’t be complacent. Think about the boundless learning in the college. When sinking into the underwater undercurrent, don’t go down with the mud. The cornerstone of your soul. “

Lu Bixing paused, seeing the last sentence of the speech, he really missed it, because it felt ugly, but looking across the stage, he saw the old dean of the Academy of Information Sciences was stretching his neck and looked at him with anticipation, Suddenly know who made this sour fake vinegar.

Lu Bixing stared at the old dean for a second, defeated silently, and read his heartfelt words for the old man: “Dear students, I hope you can remember from now on that more precious than money is knowledge What is more precious than knowledge is endless curiosity, and what is more precious than curiosity is the starry sky above us. “

The students were partly “deadwood” and partly “wall of dung”. After hearing this, they were silent for two seconds, and a burst of laughter broke out, and they felt that President Lu’s pretense was too routine.

Lu Bixing himself had no choice but to laugh helplessly, looking back to add a sentence: “This starry sky dome cost six million, before the mech lab was completed, it is the most expensive thing in the school. Please be respectful, and the school rules first Article, prohibiting the bringing of weapons of destruction into the auditorium in the future! “

Under the stage, the old gray-haired dean stood up, leaned on his back, and left the hall along the edge of the auditorium.

After the opening ceremony, Lu Bixing was unable to find his fourth brother. They seemed to be coming to the town on foot, and they disappeared after completing the task.

Lu Bixing was inexplicably inexplicable, but before he could realize it, he encountered the biggest crisis since the founding of the school. His three deans and 16 outstanding faculty members collectively stated that he could not afford the principal The great fall of office, asked him to invite another brilliant.

On the first day of school, President Lu was fired by all faculty and staff and became a bare-bones principal.