Chapter 706 Do you think I am joking?
After dinner.
Lu Qingchen was nesting with her sister, Lu Yiyue and her brother were chatting next to each other in the living room, Lu Qingchen was sharing interesting things about school with her sister, Lu's mother was sitting and watching TV, listening and occasionally chatting, and Lu's father was He is a quiet listener, like a tool man, and the picture is very harmonious.
The Lu family and his wife were very pleased that the relationship between the siblings was so good.
Compared to the harmony downstairs, the atmosphere upstairs was not so harmonious. It was a bit like World War, with quilts and pillows thrown to the floor.
The fight was still going on. Su Xue threw herself on the bed because of the forceful throwing of the pillow. Lu Jinnan, who hid by the door frame to avoid the pillow, saw his wife had fallen. He quickly walked to the bed and picked up Su Xue. In my arms, I apologized in a low voice, "Auntie, I was wrong, I was wrong, I was wrong, okay."
Lu Jinnan looked mean and tilted his face, "How about you hit me again to relieve my anger? Hit me like this. I promise not to fight back."
He pointed at his cheek and was willing to risk it all.
As she said that, Su Xue raised her hands hard and struggled, not wanting to be held by him. She suddenly couldn't bear to look at his handsome face. In fact, in Su Xue's opinion last night, Xiaonan was still very manly and particularly domineering. He suppressed her at every turn and complained: "Xiaonan, you don't feel sorry for me at all now. I think your love for me has reached its limit."
"Are you kidding? Wasn't my love deep enough last night? It was as deep as the sea. I was wrong. I promise there will be no next time." Lu Jinnan raised his hands and swore, making a gesture of surrender.
Su Xue's heart suddenly softened. She was at fault in the first place. She pouted aggrievedly, then changed her style and said coquettishly: "Dear Xiao Nannan, I was wrong. Please forgive me."
Hearing this, Lu Jinnan suddenly pinched her chin and kissed her hard. Su Xue raised her hands with a little strength and hugged Lu Jinnan's neck and kissed her. Just as the two of them were gradually losing control, the door to the room was opened and opened again. Closed.
high speed.
The lips of the people in the room parted, and before they could see who came in clearly, the door was already closed. Lu Qingchen outside the door realized that he seemed to have been careless. Lu Yiyue followed behind without seeing her parents inside, and asked: " What are you doing?"
Lu Qingchen scratched his neck in embarrassment. As a big boy, his neck began to turn slightly red when he saw Se Se's live broadcast. "That, that...that dad might be a little bit... I’m busy, I’ll ask him again later.”
Lu Yiyue glanced at the closed door, looked at her brother suspiciously, and asked with concern: "What are you going to do with dad?"
"I've finished using my pocket money to perm my hair." Lu Qingchen smiled and scratched his neck sheepishly.
"How much did you perm your hair?" Lu Jinnan was afraid that his son would ruin the family, so he calculated every week's living expenses, 1 a month, not a penny more.
8000? I have used half of a month's living expenses in this week, and my pocket is probably empty.
Lu Yiyue knew that his brother didn't just have enough clothes. He probably went home because he had no money. "You didn't borrow the taxi fare, did you?"
Sure enough, my sister knew who he was, smiled awkwardly, stretched out five fingers, and then broke off three of them with her other hand, "I borrowed 200."
Lu Yiyue helplessly hit her brother's arm, "Are you really, let's go, how much do you want?"
Lu Qingchen followed his sister to her room in a hurry, followed quickly, stood on one side and raised a finger to answer her sister how much he wanted.
Lu Yiyue looked at the raised finger and guessed that her brother would definitely not ask for one thousand, "Ten thousand?"
Lu Qingchen nodded like a fool, which meant that her sister had guessed it right.
"6000, up to 6000."
Lu Qingchen was definitely not willing to be cut off by two-thirds. He used all his strength to shake Lu Yiyue's arm, "Sister, just once, just think that you concealed my relationship and make up for it. Make up for it. My wounded little heart, I will just buy a pair of shoes and make sure to save more in the future.”
Under her brother's persistence, Lu Yiyue finally gave in, transferred 10,000 yuan to her brother, and warned coldly: "There will be no next time."
After receiving the transfer, Lu Qingchen was so happy that he jumped up and said sweetly, "My sister is the best, I love you, my heart, I'm leaving, you and Brother Le... Oh, You're not talking to my brother-in-law, I won't disturb your love affair."
Now that he has the money, he is going to grab the shoes.
Looking at his younger brother's cheerful back, Lu Yiyue shook his head helplessly and turned back to his room.
In the room, the two of them almost clashed again. At the critical moment, Lu Jinnan turned over and lay flat on the bed. He held Su Xue's hand and stopped her: "Auntie, stop flirting, or I will really be ruined."
Su Xue: "Didn't you take chicken blood last night?
"You really think I'm pouring cement. Stop playing. Just tell me what you want to eat, and my husband will go through fire and water to help you make it."
Facing Su Xue's naked eyes, Lu Jinnan subconsciously covered his body, "Except for me, you can recover your strength and come back to inhale the Yang Qi then, okay?"
"Okay, I'm quite tired too. My heels feel like cotton. I want to eat spicy hotpot, roasted pig's trotters, cakes, ice cream, and..."
It's not that Lu Jinnan is reluctant or doesn't want to buy it, it's just that his aunt has no intention of stopping, and he's afraid that he won't be able to finish it later and will eventually have to kill him, "Stop, aunt, let's take it easy, eat as much as you like, okay? I'll take it." I don’t want to hold on until I die in bed.”
When I was reincarnated, the King of Hell asked me how I died, but he had the nerve to tell me, but I felt like I died like a feather.
Su Xue thought that Lu Jinnan hadn't eaten either. She was woken up by Lu Jinnan. She didn't look at her phone after waking up. She didn't know what time it was, "Okay, that's what I said."
"Okay, I'll prepare it for you, little one." After saying this, Lu Jinnan sat up straight, kissed Su Xue hard, and went to prepare dinner.
Inside another room.
Lu Qingchen was holding his cell phone and couldn't help but share the big melon he had eaten today. He needed to share a little, otherwise it would be easy for him to accumulate food and feel uncomfortable holding it in.
When his sister told him just now, he didn't react for a long time, and it took him a long time to digest it before he accepted the fact. He never imagined that the two of them acted as brother and sister under his nose, and in the end they were actually lovers.
It’s so expensive to play. Are all older people now so good at playing?
I picked up my phone and started a new group, and isolated the two parties, Ji Jiale and Lu Yiyue. The group's nickname was "Bao Gua Base", and there were big melons every day.
Lu Qingchen called: Brothers, come out and have fun, come out and have fun.
Su Can, who was reading in the school dormitory, was not in a very high mood: "I am working hard to improve myself, Hi Maoxian."
I thought that finishing the college entrance examination would be my highlight moment, but little did I know that my father had made another rule of the university: if I failed the exam, I would be grounded.
How old are you, how old you are, who is still grounded in college? Su Can even suspected that his father fell in love with the word "grounded". Why didn't he ground himself? If he had the ability, he could try to ground his mother.
Ji Xinyu, who was also at school: There must be something wrong with you. The lights are almost out. What are you doing?
Han Yinuo and Han Yichen were both immersed in answering questions, while supervisor Han Yue was holding his son's mobile phone and playing with it. He sat leisurely on a chair with his legs crossed and stared at his son as he answered questions.
Han Yue was in a good mood and replied a message for his son to match Lu Qingchen's high mood: tell him what he wanted to share.
Lu Qingchen felt that Han Yichen's tone was wrong. Why didn't it sound like it was from him? Is it you?
Han Yichen: Yeah.
Lu Qingchen: "............" Is it so concise and comprehensive?
Since Lu Qingchen was anxious to share the big melon, he didn't delve into Han Yichen's tone of voice, so he just skipped it.
Lu Qingchen: My sister and Brother Le are together. They are a real couple.
Ji Xinyu felt that Lu Qingchen was confused: Are you possessed by something? Are you suffering from hallucinations? How about I give you a few injections?
Lu Qingchen's tone was affirmative, using himself as an analogy, for fear that everyone would not believe it: "It's true, my sister told me personally last night, I lied to you that I am a puppy."
Ji Xinyu: Are you kidding?
Lu Qingchen sent an emoticon, p.s.: Do you think I look like a joke? My sister’s phone contains photos of Brother Le and my sister. If you don’t believe it, go back and look through your brother’s phone. I guarantee that Brother Le’s phone screen saver must be my sister.
The two of them were so playful. They were usually brothers. Who would have thought that they would have become a couple in private? Lu Qingchen cursed again in her heart.
Su Can, who reacted slowly: Wait a minute, who is in love with whom, whose sister is with whose brother?
When Han Yue saw this sentence, he couldn't help but help educate him: Are the scores in the college entrance examination valuable?
Su Can didn't know that the person opposite was Han Yue, so he scolded him: "You are not real. My grades are more real than real money. If you have the ability, try taking a 650 exam."
Han Yue looked at the word "Lao Tzu" and felt that Su Can needed education: Pride is easy to become complacent, and it will help you recall the past another day.
Why does Su Can feel that Han Yichen's words tonight are a bit strange? In a roundabout way, he always feels that there is some inner meaning in the middle, and he still doesn't understand the whole sentence. What does it mean to help you recall the past another day?
Why do these words sound so much like my uncle's tone? Is it an illusion?
Finally, because Han Yue was bored watching his son do homework, he read messages in the group for half an hour. When he had a sudden impulse, he would take a breath in the group to let everyone know that Han Yichen was still alive.
Ji Xinyu called his brother Ji Jiale as soon as he found out about this big melon. The call was quickly answered, "Brother."
Her tone was a little anxious and excited. Once upon a time, she and Hanhan really felt that it was a pity that her brother and sister Yueyue didn't call. Now that they heard the news that the two were together, she wanted to confirm it in person and from her brother's mouth. After all, Lu Qing Chen's mouth was exaggerating, and he could only believe half of a sentence.
Maybe half is too much.
Ji Jiale: "Well, I'm not asleep yet. Didn't the lights turn off?"
"Oh, don't worry about me turning off the lights. I'll be in the corridor right now." At this moment, Ji Xinyu was afraid of disturbing her roommate, so she stood on the balcony in her pajamas and a coat and made a phone call.
"Are you really with Sister Yueyue?"
"Well, go back to bed and tell you something tomorrow."
Ji Xinyu thought about the past, but there really was no clue at all. He suppressed the excitement in his heart and almost ran back and forth in the corridor, "Brother, how long have you been together?"
"More than a year."
Ji Xin said: "............"
Why doesn't her brother go undercover?