I’m Already A Great Emperor, And The System Wants Me To Be The Heroine’s Lackey?

Jun Jiuxiao began watching Lin Chen’s live stream and saw him taking a bath.

Jun Jiuxiao had no interest in Lin Chen’s bony physique—actually, he had no interest in men at all. He instructed 2233 to blur the image.

2233, still curious about human bodies, secretly opened a window for itself without censorship to take a closer look.

Jun Jiuxiao, uninterested in seeing Lin Chen bathing in the water, started browsing the marketplace to see what delicious items were available, planning to enjoy them later in his cave dwelling.

2233’s puzzled voice then came through: 【Host, why is the male lead’s thing down there so much smaller than yours?】

Jun Jiuxiao hadn’t reacted yet. Smaller than his? What do you mean?

He ordered 2233 to adjust the screen, and then was confronted with a close-up of Lin Chen’s little member.

“Shut it off!” Jun Jiuxiao yelled at 2233, feeling like he was about to lose his mind.

2233 quickly closed the eye-watering image, feeling scolded and too frightened to ask further questions. It opened the human encyclopedia to study the issue.

Jun Jiuxiao took a moment to collect himself. This thing was indeed small. What was going on with Lin Chen? Wasn’t the male lead supposed to be well-endowed?

Lin Chen, the protagonist of a harem story, with such a small… it didn’t add up.

Jun Jiuxiao was still contemplating when 2233 exclaimed, 【Host, why did the male protagonist’s size increase again? How is this possible? It can change size—humans are really strange.】

Jun Jiuxiao sensed something was off. Lin Chen shouldn’t be aroused in the water. He looked closer at the live stream and instructed 2233 to remove the blur.

“There’s something wrong. Lin Chen must be awakening his special physique,” Jun Jiuxiao muttered to himself.

“2233, does this male lead have a special physique? Why isn’t this information in your data?” Jun Jiuxiao began questioning 2233.

2233 sounded aggrieved: 【Host, it’s not my fault. The main system suddenly lost contact, causing my data to become corrupted and many records to be lost.】

Jun Jiuxiao was too lazy to deal with the malfunctioning system and focused on observing Lin Chen’s changes. It seemed like only the size of his lower part had changed, and there was nothing particularly unusual.

Since he couldn’t use his spiritual sense to enter the secret realm and inspect things directly, Jun Jiuxiao was unable to determine what kind of physique Lin Chen had.

【Host, the update is here. The male protagonist has a Pure Yang Body.】

Pure… Yang Body? The legendary fallen celestial physique? But thinking about Lin Chen as the protagonist of a harem story, it made sense. A protagonist with a poor physique wouldn’t attract women.

And there would always be women with some kind of pure yin physique, absolute yin physique, etc. who would end up developing feelings for Lin Chen due to some accident or another. The story was always this clichéd.

Lin Chen’s Pure Yang Body was the key reason he could be the protagonist of a harem genre novel. Women who approached him would feel an irresistible urge to touch him.

If he had a Pure Yin Body instead, his attractiveness would increase a hundredfold.

Of course, the Pure Yang Body wasn’t just about attracting women.

Those with a Pure Yang Body cultivated Yang-based techniques at ten times the speed of ordinary people and had inexhaustible energy in combat. It was a physique naturally suited for battle.

Lin Chen, now awakening this physique, was very pleased. He said to Elder Danyue, “Master, what kind of physique do I have? I feel like there’s a fire in my lower abdomen, and my body is full of energy that never seems to run out.”

Elder Danyue observed Lin Chen for a while, and his expression became incredulous. He knew Lin Chen had a special physique and had called him here specifically to awaken it, but he did not expect Lin Chen to have this kind of physique.

Seeing Elder Danyue’s strange look, Lin Chen grew anxious and asked, “Master, why aren’t you speaking? Is there something wrong with my physique?”

Elder Danyue snapped back to reality upon hearing Lin Chen’s voice and smiled, “Stop worrying. You’ve awakened a very powerful physique—the Pure Yang Body.”

“What? I’ve awakened the Fallen Celestial Physique?” Lin Chen exclaimed in surprise.

He had read about this physique in ancient texts and had fantasized about possessing it. He dreamed of being surrounded by countless women who would flock to him.

Now that he actually had this physique, Lin Chen felt secretly pleased, imagining himself embracing both Fairy Miao Yin and the fairy he had met before, his expression becoming lecherous.

Elder Danyue saw Lin Chen’s expression and knew what he was thinking. He reminded, “This physique will attract certain unscrupulous female cultivators who may try to capture you as a furnace for their cultivation. You need to be careful and hide it.”

Lin Chen recalled that his physique also had furnace attributes and felt a bit anxious. His cultivation was still low, and he was completely incapable of resisting those more powerful female cultivators.

He hurriedly asked Elder Danyue, “Master, do you have a way to help me hide it?”

Elder Danyue nodded, “The ‘Devouring Fire Technique’ I gave you is perfect for concealing the Pure Yang Body. It seems you were destined to practice this technique from the start.”

Lin Chen felt reassured upon hearing this and continued, “Master, besides attracting female cultivators, what else is the Pure Yang Body useful for?”

“The Pure Yang Body is inherently suited for battle. It provides boundless energy, making you more formidable with each fight. Fighting above your level becomes routine. It’s a very powerful physique,” Elder Danyue explained, detailing the benefits of the Pure Yang Body.

Lin Chen grew increasingly excited as he listened, imagining himself trampling Jun Jiuxiao underfoot, and those who had looked down on and mocked him all being crushed beneath him.

Elder Danyue noticed Lin Chen’s excitement and knew he was daydreaming again. He reminded again, “Lin Chen, quickly put on your clothes and go to the core of the secret realm to fetch that Vitality Herb.”

Lin Chen nodded and put on his clothes, heading deeper into the secret realm.