I’m a Hero, but I Gave Up Saving the World

86 – Carlos and Alice’s self-employment

“What crap! I’m not going to be beaten by a frail woman like you! Don’t underestimate Alice Frangers, the knight’s best swordsman ever!”

Alice is an idiot.

Anyone who knows Alice also knows that she is stupid.

However, she is also the top graduate of the Knights Templar, where only the elite gather.

According to rumors, it is said that he finished his knighthood with the highest grades in all generations.

How could a fool do that?

In fact, her written grades are running at the bottom as expected, but it is because her practical grades are outstanding enough to make up for the lack of written scores.

The guy is a swordsman genius.

Arwen Undress said, “In terms of combat ability, this guy is at the level of a sage.”

Alice, a woman who took the position of knight of the warriors party with only her swordsmanship skills, jumped at Irene with the power further strengthened by the sage Helen.

“I’ll show you the special move I developed to kill Faust.”

Unusual magic began to accumulate at the tip of Alice’s sword.

A spiraling gust of wind blows around her.

“Die, Dragon Slayer!!”

Alice rushed in a straight line, aiming for a vital spot.

unusual speed.

A faster and sharper stab than I expected.

It was barely visible even with my own eyes.

“indeed… It’s worthy of the name of a knight of the warriors party. Even in the era I lived in, I would have managed to make a name for myself as a prosecutor.”

Unexpectedly, Irene carved a crack in the ground and was pushed back more than 10 meters.

The scars on the pit of the stomach are deep.

I thought I would be able to dodge that kind of attack easily, but it seems that the special move that Alice prepared to kill me was a stronger skill than I thought.

“Hey Irene! Are you okay?! Can I leave it to you?! Can I help you?!”

“Yes… Certainly, my body stiffened up after a long time fighting. I need some help.”

“great. let’s fight together If it’s 2-1, I won’t be able to lose even if I want to.”

“No, not you… ”

I was about to roll up my sleeves and join the battle, but Irene stopped me and pointed out someone else.

“you. come out.”

The goddess’ finger is me, the reincarnation of John… Rather, it was pointing to the king who was only looking for opportunities to parasitize on the body.

“Come here, Carlos. Siblings join hands and fight.”

“Ji, are you serious, sister? What should I do with someone my sister can’t handle?”

“It’s fine. Noona will think of a way, so just come closer. Because what I need right now is you.”

Irene smiled kindly as if she had forgotten about the past and beckoned her younger brother to come.

Carlos trudged along with a worried face.

It was a bit odd, but it was certainly an unexpected windfall.

‘I don’t know what you’re trying to do, but once you make contact with that bitch, you can steal her body. And if Alice is ordered to kill Faust, the rebellion of these bastards will be over. Kkeuk… I knew it would be like this, so in the end everything goes my way’

The King gave Alice a signal not to attack with a wink.

I’ll need her strength later, but right now Alice’s rampage is more like scratching and scalding.

Irene puts her head on the guillotine, promising to catch and eat her on her own, but we cannot miss this opportunity.

The soul of my sister, who was called “mutant” in the royal family because of her outstanding talent, will soon become mine.

It is thrilling to think that that noble, special, and righteous soul is absorbed into me and becomes a part of me.

‘Stupid Irene. Being used as a fake devil isn’t enough, now you’re trying to give me a new body. Is there anything to be thankful for? Kkeukkeuk… ‘

You shouldn’t be vigilant until the last minute.

With Irene’s reaction speed, she might disappear far away the moment she senses a sense of danger.

Carlos staggered along, pretending to be moved as much as possible.

Ideally, the picture that was naturally embraced by Irene like a drunk was the best.

“Oh, sister. Are you finally forgiving your brother? Whoa… I’m really happy. The relationship between brother and sister has been restored, albeit belatedly. It’s embarrassing, but is it okay if I hug her as a symbol of reconciliation?”

“Before that, my sister has something she wants to tell you.”

Irene opened her arms and pushed her younger brother who was approaching firmly with the palm of her hand.

She had a very businesslike face.

It was like a woman saying goodbye to her unemployed boyfriend who showed no signs of progress.

“You were the only male child among our siblings, and you were born with the destiny of an heir to become the king after Obama. Even though my sister nags you a lot, she always prayed more earnestly than anyone else for you to become a good king and rule the world peacefully.”

“sister… ”

‘What kind of cheesy sound are you talking about now?’

This was the true intention of the tearful Carlos.

I was sick of having to listen to nagging that I didn’t even want to hear again now that I’m over a thousand years old.

However, Irene is still stretching her arms and widening the distance.

He could grab that palm right away and try the magic trick, but it was better to narrow it down to a distance that Irene would never be able to avoid.

In the end, Carlos pretended to reflect and decided to listen to his annoyed sister’s sermon.

“Why did you have to keep John and me in check and harass me when I could become king even if I stayed still? I deceived the people of the world with a demon king that did not exist, persecuted the people with harsh taxes, and eventually killed John, whom I loved, and even sealed me, my older sister, for a thousand years. Didn’t your heart and conscience hurt during that time?”

“Huh… Whoa… sister. In fact, I was also very sick. I thought my heart was breaking because I missed you~”

Carlos felt apologetic and stumbled around as if he couldn’t control his body.

“Really… how much sister… how much sister… ”

Seizing the opportunity, the younger brother dug into Richie like an infighter boxer and grabbed Irene’s palm at once.

finally.

I finally succeeded in making physical contact with my sister.

“I don’t know if I wanted to eat my sister! Ha ha ha! That’s it! Irene! I’ll absorb your soul and make it a part of me! Of course, I take over the enormous magical power you possess! Kukkeuk!”

“… is this your answer? In the end, you can only show this side of yourself until the end.”

Irene was staring at her younger brother with a dignified expression that didn’t seem cornered at all.

“Of course not, bitch! When I see you pretending to be proud, my internal organs get twisted! Now shut up inside me and learn to be quiet!”

“You’re going to kill your blood relatives again and only you will enjoy eternal life? Do you hate dying like that?”

“yes! I will live forever! I will never die! It’s such a waste to die over power and wealth! I will live! Now, stop talking nonsense and put your body out there! Drain Soul!”

“If you want eternal life that way—”

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Just in time for Carlos to transform his body into a spiritual body and lead the fusion with Irene, Irene spoke a meaningful word.

The process of inhalation is very short.

After the magic was activated, Carlos’ absorption of zero hope was completed within 1 second.

He decided now to watch her last outburst, thinking that whatever she did was too late.

There is only one thing to watch out for.

Even if I die, if I don’t let go of this hand, there will be no defeat for me.

Carlos thought so, and tightened the grip tighter as if locking it.

‘In 0.3 seconds, Irene’s body will be mine. I can’t stop myself anymore!’

“—I want to live forever. the way you want.”

The moment Carlos’ excitement reached its peak, the woman he had to fuse with suddenly changed to Alice.

“to? What is this? what? Why am I here?”

Carlos noticed this situation faster than the bewildered Alice.

‘Is it a fucking swap! I can’t believe I fell for such basic magic! Heh, I have to stop drinking alcohol!’

Since Drain Soul is a difficult technique that cannot succeed unless you are a very close blood relative, Carlos has always used this magic only for people with whom he is deeply connected, such as his own child.

Alice Frangius is a raw stranger with no blood ties.

I don’t know what will happen if I fuse with a guy like that.

However, the drinking had already progressed to the point where it could not be stopped in the middle.

“What the fuck!!!!!”

“? Your Highness the King?”

Carlos’ face in despair and Alice’s face, who couldn’t even dream of what would happen in a moment, were in sharp contrast.

Soon, a flash of light engulfed them both, and an imperfect union of souls took place.

One body, two necks.

Carlos’s left body and Alice’s right body were combined to create a monster that could not be seen.

“aaagh! Fuck failed!!! Ahhh!! sister!! Please please bring this back!! Is it possible for you?! You are a genius! Aagh! Ah, Alice! Stop moving!! When you move, it affects me too!”

“What do you mean by returning to the original state? You have a new body just the way you want it. May you live forever there, Carlos… ”

Irene coldly refused to ask for help.

“sister! Sister please! I was wrong, sister!! This time I’m really serious!! Forgive me!”

For the first time in his life, Carlos spat out a 100% sincere apology without any ulterior motive.

It was the first time even Carlos, who had lived for a thousand years, had been driven into such a predicament.

There was not even a handful of room left for plotting or conspiring.

Alice, who didn’t even know what drinking alcohol was and how this situation had occurred, was screaming in despair even more madly.

“aaa!!!! What is this! What is this, Your Highness the King!! Get out of my body! Kyaaa!!”

“Gee, Seriously Alice please!! Don’t hit me!!”

Alice was pushing Carlos away with all her might, as if removing gum from her body.

“Go, go, go, go, go, go! Dirty Dirty Dirty Dirty!! Please get out!!!”

For Alice, who was still a young girl, the reality of becoming one with her uncle was an unacceptable hell.

No, the life itself of the two was already a living hell of Abi Gyu-hwan.

Both Carlos and Alice cannot live in human society in this way.

“Sweeping alcohol is a terrible prohibition. Souls are harder to separate than to put together… Perhaps you will have to live that way for the rest of your life.”

Irene brought their despairing emotions down to a deeper level.

“To return to your original body, you must be treated by a master class wizard who handles life energy as soon as possible before the soul bond becomes stronger. what? Fortunately, I, a genius wizard, am here?”

“Please, sister! please please! Let me get my body back!”

“Me too, please! I will do anything you ask me to do, so please!!”

The king and knight threw their pride into the trash and servilely knelt down.

They really sincerely thought that it would be okay to live as Irene’s slaves as long as they could return to their original bodies.

“Umm~ What are you talking about?”

Irene pretended to be worried for a moment, then turned her gaze to me and winked like a girlfriend preparing a surprise gift.

“If Faust forgives you, I will take your bodies apart.”

As soon as I finished speaking, Carlos and Alice started rushing towards me.

They already knew to the point of cruelty.

who your fate depends on.