I’m a Fake Saintess But the Gods Are Obsessed With Me

I didn’t even have time to take a breath.

My wriggling hand lost its way and was pushed by his body, touching the wall, then he kissed me more deeply.

[The God of Benevolence, Oman, clenches his fists and flies into the sky.]

[The God of Love, Odyssey, takes out a fan.]

[The God of Destruction, Ciel, has no movement detected.]

[The God of Knowledge, Hessed, approaches Ciel and makes a fuss, saying he isn’t breathing.]

[The God of Art, Mond, runs over and gives Ciel CPR.]

His kiss was like a strong drink, and I was struggling as if I had fallen into a swamp.

[As soon as the God of Destruction, Ciel, opens his eyes, he bites Mond’s foot and then jumps in joy when he spots you and Kyle kissing.]

Finally, after a while, his voice flowed into my ears as he parted his lips.

That rough voice contained a deep sincerity that I had never heard before.

“I’ve been liking you. Ariel.”

I looked at Kyle with shaking eyes and removed her mouth.

“Your Highness. I…”

Then he lifted his index finger and lightly pressed my lips.

“It’s not important.”

At that moment, I remembered Shane’s last words.

His bright red eyes captured my face as if to claim it.

“Now that I’ve caught you.”

Why do I suddenly feel a chill down my spine?

“So, if you’re thinking of accepting me, you’d better be prepared for the future.”

[The God of Benevolence, Oman, is looking for a rope, saying that if he wants to catch you, he has to hold it properly.]

***

“Saintess, did you hear the news last night?”

Daisy said to me as I was leaning on the balcony and admiring the scenery outside.

“They say the Imperial Wall of the Imperial Palace collapsed yesterday. An attendant said a couple was caught kissing nearby, so they started investigating. How intense must the kiss have been!”

[The God of Destruction, Ciel, blushes and is delightful.]

My chest felt prickly. Our Ciel was so excited that he excitedly applied the blessing buff, and I…

“But the Saintess’ face is red. Is there something wrong?”

“No. Nothing.”

I hastily shook my head.

“You’re sweating… Are you in pain?”

“I’m not. Daisy, please bring me some more cookies.”

I turned my head and tried to act like I was fine.

“I understand, Saintess. Are you really okay…?”

Soon Daisy left and I took a deep breath.

Last night’s crazy kiss, my lips were so swollen that they burst. The words ‘caught’ weren’t lies.

Yesterday was the first time I realized that red lips and red eyes were such a sexy color.

When I thought back to those eyes looking at me under the moonlight, my whole body felt numb.

I slapped my hot cheek with a stern thought.

I felt dizzy for some reason and leaned my back against the railing. Something touched my shoulder.

“T-This is the fourth floor, though….”

When a ghost story came to mind and I turned my stiff neck, red lips covered my lips again.

While I was frozen, he parted his lips and looked at me with his bright eyes.

Kyle was standing outside the railing.

[The God of Benevolence, Oman, likes Kyle’s red eyes.]

“It’s a nice welcome.”

“I’m surprised. I thought my heart was dropping!”

I was so surprised that he wrapped his arms around me and hugged me tightly.

I felt his hard chest on my back. Even at this moment, my heart was pounding helplessly.

“I missed you so much that I couldn’t even sleep.”

Now his sincerity flowed freely into my ears.

”…Me too.”

After hesitating, I spoke my honest truth in a low voice.

[The God of Love, Odyssey, is smiling with happy eyes.]

There were times when I was afraid of him, and there were times when I saw him as someone who was just trying to use me. But that wasn’t his true intention, and it wasn’t until the end of the road that I felt like I wanted to get to know the man.

“…Ariel.”

As if responding to my answer, he called my name and hugged me tighter.

And at that moment, something hard and large touched my waist. My stiffened heart beat stronger.

“…!“

When I flinched, it stung me harder.

My face became hot. Even if we just kissed, isn’t it too early to give a signal like this?

I told him, trying to stay calm.

“Your Highness. Even if you couldn’t sleep at night, it would be difficult if you did this now.”

“Your voice sounds strange.”

“This… It’s too fast…”

It’s true that we decided to date, but this is a temple in broad daylight.

“So, if you show it so openly.”

I barely managed to pull myself away from him and look at him with a red face, then my eyes turned to where he stabbed me in the waist.

Kyle also followed my gaze. And my pupils, resting on that thing that suddenly popped out, shook violently.

For a moment, I forgot that he was wearing a sword. And at that moment, the fever rose. What I just said…

[The God of Destruction, Ciel, blushes as he says he understands your insidiousness.]

A deep smile appeared on his lips as he looked back and forth between me and the handle of his sword sheath.

“It’s easy to be mistaken. Well, the size is similar.”

The tragic accident at the hunting festival flashed by like a flash of light.

[The God of Art, Mond, is angry but acknowledges Kyle’s words.]

“Can’t you just pretend not to know?”

“I can’t.”

Kyle said, putting his hand around my waist.

“You told me yesterday. To let you know that it isn’t an illusion.”

At those words, I looked at him, my eyes shaking.

“From now on, I plan to tell you what I often think of every time I look into your eyes.”

The eyes of a fierce ruler that seemed as if they would grab me and destroy me at any moment, and there was a deep possessiveness at the end of them.

[The God of Love, Odyssey, gulps.]

“I guess I’ll have to revise my plan for what to do with the kidnapping. I have confirmed that you are an open-minded woman, it’s welcomed.”

“Kid… napping? And what do you mean open-minded. I think there is a misunderstanding…”

“I will do it every day. All the time.”

[The God of Destruction, gets a nosebleed.]

…Does this mean he’s going to kidnap me like this every day?

He was looking at me with a deep gaze, raising the corners of his lips.

“I’m going crazy. Right, let’s make a new room first.”

I’m going to be even crazier, you know?

“But just now… a new room? Kyaaa!”

And the next moment, I felt my body being lifted into the air. Without even having time to scream, I fell down with him.

[The God of Destruction, Ciel, is now writing a will, saying he has no choice.]

Although I didn’t feel any shock as I was held in his arms, my heart was pounding like crazy.

I quickly suspected Shane.

He said he was a worried prince who hesitated and couldn’t approach something precious, and this is what he looks like now…

Even taking into account his stubborn personality, this is severe.

“You can decide the national wedding day. It doesn’t matter if you take your time. I can kidnap you like this every day.”

I asked him about his future plans, which kept coming out without hesitation.

“Are you by any chance a tyrant? Or a runaway locomotive?”

Kyle was speechless. This is probably the correct answer.

But… where are we going?

The handle of his sword sheath kept poking me.

<Side Story 2. End>