I, who was smashed into a girl by a meteorite, turned into a Yuelao?

And Fengquan's Tsundere... Uh, wait, I almost forgot that this is a fake girl, not a girl... Not counting!

Chang Fei kicked the image of Fengquan out of his mind, and looked at Lu Li in front of him, this Lu Li was very special.

Chang Fei felt that he couldn't see through this Lu Li, couldn't grasp her breath, couldn't grasp her whereabouts, couldn't figure out her thoughts, she appeared and disappeared like a gust of wind.

Every time he meets her, Chang Fei's heart is a little stimulated. Last time, he was driven to heaven by this woman, and he almost didn't know how to get down.

He was even played a cross-dressing game by this woman, and was even pushed down by this girl!His three firsts ah ah ah...

The first time he was reversed, the first time he was pushed down, the first time he was taken to the sky...

Chang Fei even felt that his heart was beating a little too much in disappointment, no...why didn't he have a strong sense of humiliation?As a man, he should feel very shameless at this moment!

"Hey, don't be in a daze. What are you doing? Are you a stalker..." Lu Li asked coldly.

Chang Fei couldn't control herself immediately when she asked this question: "You're a stalker! Have you ever seen such an upright stalker like me? I'm just celebrating my...friend's birthday!"

"Birthday celebration?" Lu Li looked at Chang Fei's face with complete suspicion.

What a shame, what a shame!Is this girl here to pick on you on purpose?

Chang Fei couldn't help puffing out her chest: "Of course I came here to celebrate my birthday. I just hid here to secretly take a picture of the other party's surprise when she saw the gift, and then send it to her. Do you think she will be happy when she sees it?" What a surprise?"

Lu Li's gaze shifted from Chang Fei's face to his chest, tilted his head, and complained: "I think, compared to being surprised, when a normal person receives a photo sent by a stalker, they will only be frightened." ? Also, have your breasts become flat? I remember when I touched them last time, there were still some small buns..."

As she said that, Lu Li stretched out her paw, feeling a little uncertain, and touched Chang Fei's chest: "It's flat? What did you do recently to make your chest flat... ?Eh……?"

Lu Li raised her head, and when she saw Chang Fei's face clearly, she realized one thing, awesome!What was she just... doing?Why did he subconsciously do something that a salty pig's hand would do again? !

But at this moment, Chang Fei no longer knew how he was feeling.

Nima...it's the second time!He wanted to cry without tears!She was taken advantage of by this girl once when she was a woman, so she just put up with it.

The second time he had a male body... He was actually attacked by this girl!

This girl snatched the first time he had a male and female body attack on his chest...

"Ma Dan, I'll fight with you!" Whether it was tolerable or unbearable, Chang Fei swung the camera behind her and rushed towards Lu Li.

Lu Li's cold sweat had involuntarily soaked his clothes, how awesome!She really felt like she was going crazy!

But seeing Chang Fei's back on the way looked familiar, why couldn't she control her feet and come up to strike up a conversation?No, no, not to strike up a conversation, she just came to see this girl's film and she's messing around again...

But why did she lose control of her hands when she came up?It's going crazy!When did she get so weirdly interested in attacking the little girl's chest like a weird sorghum!

Even if you use fire to fight fire, you need to use special methods to deal with stalkers, but... But wouldn't she become a pervert in this way!

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The Fungus of War has something to say:

As "Old Moon", it can't be purely funny, right?Let's walk the love line occasionally... For a while now, I have written the cp of several important characters, and occasionally dragged the cp of the protagonist Chang Fei out for a stroll, I wonder if you like it?

Another question... I don't know how many CPs you have found now?All correct answers will be added!

The second step to become Yuelao's No.90: There are many goblins around!

Changfei felt that he had been the hapless victim of eight lifetimes. He just wanted to celebrate the birthday of kill fox member No. 06, so he was just squatting in this place with a camera. He wanted to take a photo of No. 06's surprise, and waited It was sent to her as a reward at the right time.

But why did he meet this female hooligan in front of him on the street?Did he owe this guy in his previous life?Meow Meow's fourth and first time were also taken away by this girl!

Chang Fei really had the urge to beat up Lu Li, no matter if she was a girl or not, he didn't want to pretend to be a gentleman anymore!

No matter how gentlemanly he treats female hooligans, he's completely out of morals!After all, he is also the old man of the younger generation who exudes full positive energy in this era with three upright outlooks!

Lu Li saw Chang Fei rushing towards her angrily, even if he knew that he was fighting with this little girl, he would definitely gain the upper hand.

However, Lu Li is so guilty at this moment!Although when she turned into a pervert, she didn't do it on purpose... No, no matter how you look at it, she did it on purpose!

She met a lunatic and became a lunatic!She was so scared now that Chang Fei would pounce on her like this, she was at a loss for what to do.

How should I deal with a girl who throws herself into her arms?

Three thoughts flashed through her mind at the moment:

1. Beat up!Anyway, she is strong.

2. Stop!Anyway, her hands are longer.

3. Hug!Anyway, she can completely hug the girl in front of her, so she can kiss her... Wait, wait, wait!If it is ruled out, Lily can't take advantage of the trend.

4. Apologize!Anyway, she would be forgiven if she apologized, although she didn't know why as long as she apologized, she would be forgiven.

But at this moment, there is no time for her to make more choices, so she can only choose one of four!

"Sorry... I didn't mean it before. I haven't seen you for a long time, and I can't help but want to tease you. Are you angry?"

Following Lu Li's apology, Chang Fei froze and bumped into a pillar beside her, which was very loud.

The pillar was knocked crooked, and Chang Fei's head was also knocked dizzy.

Wait... what happened just now?He seemed to have seen a melancholy woman with a hint of sadness and sadness in the cold for a moment...

The neutral and handsome face, the indifferent attitude and the slightly fragile expression made Chang Fei unable to continue his movements.

How despicable!To actually use this method to apologize, it is obvious that he is too soft-hearted!He was pinched like a persimmon!

"Your apology is useless! If an apology is useful, what do you need the police for?"

"Clean up the mess?" Lu Li tilted his head slightly, his long and straight hair slid down from his shoulders, and Chang Fei's heart jumped twice more when he saw it!

Ma Dan's... Good-looking people are good for everything... Just looking at it makes me feel hungry... I can't get angry anymore.

"Tch... the police are here to stop a scourge like you!" Chang Fei was speechless, and didn't want to say anything to this girl who was holding an absolute cheating device.

He grabbed his camera again, turned his head away a little angrily, Chang Fei didn't want to have anything to do with Lu Li at all, and he didn't even want to talk nonsense with her.

Girls like Lu Li... are not cute at all!

Lu Li shrugged, it was self-evident what Chang Fei meant by that.

It's just that she was a little surprised. What Chang Fei meant was that she had no intention of forgiving her at all. In her long history of apologies, this girl was definitely the only special case!Yes, it is the only one, there is no one!

It's really special... Lu Li couldn't help but want to follow Chang Fei to see what he was doing.

It's just that Chang Fei hinted just now that she is like a scourge, which obviously means that she already hates her, and if she gets closer, she will be uninterested.

Then... it's better to be far away.

Chang Fei, who followed Wu Bing and No. 06 to the family restaurant, was completely wet with the clothes behind her.

However, he dutifully captured all the surprised expressions of No. 06 when he entered the hotel.

This family restaurant is an antique Chinese-style house building, and the places to eat are all in the pavilions of the lotus pond.

The small pavilion is completely covered in festive red at the moment, both the waiters and the manager of this small restaurant are dressed in ancient Chinese costumes, and small lotus lanterns are lit on the lake, giving people a different atmosphere.

The dining room is very bright, and the interior is very homely. There are many people sitting on the big family round table.

Don't think it's just because these people are soy saucers. Those present are all other members who have seen No. 06's face in kill fox and have worked with her.

For No. 06, members of kill fox are not only friends, but also important family members.

"Number 06, happy birthday~!" As everyone at the dining table yelled out the blessings they had prepared for the realization, the eyes on the expressionless face of No. 06 were still wide open. Although everyone did not see the expression on No. 06 at the moment, But the girl's hand was already clenched.

Chang Fei captured the moment when No. 06's pupils dilated.

Heh heh heh... You can tell at a glance that No. 06 is too underestimating his preparations for killing fox's "parent"...

Although he was only in the spare time, he contacted kill fox and other people to arrange such a birthday party, and those other people also came uninvited...

But I have counted until this day!Hahaha... And this birthday is half-funded by him...

"Tch... It was obviously my first thought, why did 06 thank others for going, have you forgotten me, the biggest behind-the-scenes hero... It was obviously my first..."

"Are you ready to become a Bai scholar..." Lu Li, who was peeking from the side behind Chang Fei, who was only five centimeters away, asked calmly.

Chang Fei rolled his eyes, really tired, does this girl even know about Bai Scholar... He thought that this woman should be a girl who doesn't care about world affairs, and only knows about cultivating Taoism or killing demons.

Especially, in his mind, Lu Li should be an iceberg beauty similar to Luo Nai, with such a temperament... Can you stop getting so close suddenly and destroy the image of a goddess in his mind?

I'm almost disillusioned!With such a good temperament, Nima actually has home attributes?

Changfei is tired of loving her at this moment, as expected, one should not only judge a person by their appearance, temperament, style of conversation and personality...

Nima... If he doesn't read these, he doesn't know what to look for to identify what kind of person this Lu Li is...

Chang Fei helplessly held his forehead and wanted to cry, but Lu Li's chuckle had already sounded: "Aren't you going to send your most sincere gift to that friend of yours now?"

"My most sincere gift?" Chang Fei was taken aback.

"photo."

"Didn't you suspect that I was a stalker before?"

"There is no doubt now."

"why?"

"If you are really the kind of stalker I imagined, there is no reason to keep a girl like me by your side, and you can just ignore it."

"Why are you more narcissistic? Believe it or not, I'll shoot you to death..." Chang Fei really wanted to shoot this perverted woman to death.

"Sorry, I misunderstood you before, I believe you this time, but if you want to shoot me to death, it should take a few days without sleep, and you may not be able to bear it, so you should give up."

"...Are you seriously proposing?"

"You didn't mean to tell me that?"

"I'm serious, I really want to shoot you to death."

"Oh, that's good. I believe you said that seriously, so I told you very seriously just now, I advise you not to do that, it will be very hard for you."

"Nimma...don't talk to me, I feel like I'm dying at the moment...I have absolutely no common language with you, please stay away from me, I'm worried that if I accidentally kill you. "

Chang Fei's hands were itchy right now, he took two deep breaths, and then he prevented himself from actually beating Lu Li to death.

Lu Li was full of doubts. Did she say something wrong to make this girl unhappy?

"Hey, why are you unhappy? In fact, you can tell me directly, what I did wrong, you don't have to do this, if you don't tell me what is wrong with me, I don't know how to fix it, aren't you angry? So you still... "

"As long as you talk, I'm not happy, because you interrupted me to observe my friend's birthday!" Chang Fei never thought that Lu Li was still such a long-winded person.

In fact, it wasn't that Lu Li was long-winded, it was just that she was guilty. It was the first time that she felt sorry for someone. She felt that she should let Chang Fei calm down.

It's just that she didn't expect that Chang Fei not only didn't calm down, but became even more angry.It's really confusing...

"My previous proposal was not good? You go up and give her your gift. Isn't it the best gift for her?"

Lu Li was still a little bit persistent, and offered to propose to Changfei.

Chang Fei felt bitter: "I just can't reveal my identity, so I just hid here and secretly took pictures!"

"So, are you still a stalker..." Lu Li immediately distanced himself from Chang Fei indifferently.

Chang Fei raised his forehead, ah... Oh my God!Who will help him drag this monster named Lu Li away?he's about to...

A "plop" sound of falling into the water pulled Chang Fei's mind from the brink of collapse.

One of Chang Fei's brows slightly twitched. At that moment, he actually felt suffocated for a second?There is also a feeling of heartbeat synchronization...

Wait, God, don't make fun of him suddenly at this time, he seems... seems to... think of something bad!

Turning around, Chang Fei saw someone jumping in the lake, but the other party didn't call for help at all, and was still trying to make some strange handprints in vain.

But it seems that there is not enough oxygen, and it can't float, and it has sunk straight into the lake.

And the deeper the other party sinks, the stronger Chang Fei's feeling of suffocation becomes. He doesn't need to see clearly who fell into the water, he can basically be sure of the other party's identity...

Ke Ao—who the hell brought his brother to this family restaurant? !

Chang Fei was about to dive into the water to save someone, when the slim and handsome girl beside her jumped down gracefully.

Well, if someone comes to save him, then nothing will happen to him...

"Cuckoo..." However, the two figures in the lake had already started to sink together, and Chang Fei's face was also sinking at this moment.

Nima...you can't swim and you dance so righteously?play with me hey!

Three steps to become Yuelao's No.90: So what if he falls into the water?

In fact, Changfei really just came to see the members of her kill fox celebrate their birthday...

Why did everything happen to him now?How long have you been out of the police station?He is already full of bad luck to the point of affecting people around him... He just doesn't believe it!