NOVEL NEXT “My waist is totally done for….”
“Crazy woman.”
“But, you know, Kyle is the one doing the penetrating, and I’m the one being penetrated. Why does it hurt more for me?”
“That’s obviously because you don’t exercise at all.”
“True.”
It wasn’t wrong.
As Louise said, Kyle’s body was definitely built from serious workouts.
His muscles were incredibly firm and, at the same time, perfectly balanced.
Plus, he was tall, so he really had a stunning physique.
“Hehe….”
“Seriously, can I just hit you once?”
“No, you can’t.”
“Honestly, I feel like Kyle would understand if I hit him once, right?”
“No, he wouldn’t.”
I answered Louise with a smile.
Honestly, it felt like I was teasing her on purpose.
I was just casually talking about my time with Kyle, after all.
It seemed a bit too much.
This must be all because Louise is single.
“Crazy succubus.”
“I mean, but it felt really great, you know?”
I genuinely expressed my pure thoughts.
Kyle was super embarrassed to hear this, but it did feel amazing.
I had fantasies about physical intimacy, but I never thought it would be at the level of a fantasy.
Of course, reality is totally different from what one sees in adult films.
Since I had learned about it back in school, I couldn’t help but think that way.
They always said women wouldn’t go crazy and scream, but… um… she totally went wild.
“Wow, once I got in… wow….”
It was hard to even describe.
To explain that pleasure in a normal way was practically impossible.
“Ah, but I’m absolutely not lending Kyle to you.”
“…I wouldn’t take him even if you did?!”
“Well, thank goodness.”
Louise had never shown any interest in Kyle anyway.
I was just joking around.
But… wouldn’t it be normal for someone like Kyle to have serious interest?
I wasn’t exactly sure about Louise’s preferences, but it didn’t seem quite normal.
“But seriously, he’s good-looking.”
“Yeah, yeah… I got it….”
“No, if Kyle isn’t good-looking, then who is?”
She barely reacted to my comment, which made me even more curious.
Usually, average girls would find Kyle super handsome; I wondered what was up with her.
Even before I liked Kyle, I thought he was handsome.
“Um….”
Louise began pondering; I wondered what kind of taste she had.
Maybe she liked old grandpas…?
“Ugh….”
“…?”
“Never mind. I suddenly had a disgusting thought.”
Well, there was no way Louise liked that kind of thing.
If she had that kind of taste, she wouldn’t hang out with me like this.
There wasn’t even a hint that she had that kind of preference, so I completely cleared that thought from my mind.
Even for me, that was a pretty gross thought.
Halkas… Halkas…
Suddenly, the memory of that very unpleasant encounter from my past began to float in my head.
“Ahhh…”
“…?”
“Louise, hurry up and tell me your preferences.”
Whatever Louise’s preferences were, they would be better than what just popped into my head.
Seriously.
Really.
I took a sip of tea to forget as much as possible.
Waiting for Louise’s answer.
“First of all, he can’t be too tall. I hate guys like Kyle who are like walking trees.”
“Hmm….”
“And I absolutely can’t stand super muscular types like your boyfriend; a body that’s just toned and lean would be perfect.”
It was clear that Louise’s preferences… seemed to be the complete opposite of mine.
She clearly seemed to have a taste that leaned towards less masculine.
“And the face should be cute, maybe a bit younger than me.”
“Hmm….”
“Yeah, I think a guy slightly shorter than me would actually be better.”
“….”
For a second, I seriously wondered if I could say what popped into my head.
But I decided to hold back for now.
After all, asking a friend if they liked minors could lead to… um… some serious magical backlash, to say the least.
But the more I thought about it, the more it seemed like her tastes leaned towards… uh… minors.
A guy smaller than the height of a girl, with a cute face and just a bit of muscle.
“….”
My friend’s preferences might be dangerously questionable.
“Why?”
“Um… nothing!”
Well, there probably weren’t too many guys like that in the world anyway.
The chances of an adult being shorter than a woman and having an extremely cute appearance… um… were probably very slim, right?
*
“Kyle, what’s your preference?”
“…Out of the blue?”
“No, it just came up while I was talking with Louise today.”
I brought it up while cutting into my steak with Kyle.
I didn’t have too many ideas about Kyle’s preferences.
I only recalled him saying he liked breasts before…?
“Anyway, I’m just curious. I can’t remember much besides that old chest comment.”
“Sophia.”
“Come on, that obvious stuff doesn’t count.”
There’s nothing duller than answering your partner’s tastes with the name of your partner.
Though, it naturally made me a bit happy, and my lips curled up slightly.
“You know, do you have any fetishes or something? Really?”
Don’t most guys have tons of those…?
I mean, I had all sorts of preferences in my past life.
I knew Kyle wasn’t some kind of eunuch; he was super buff, after all.
If Kyle were a eunuch, there’s no way I’d be asking stupid questions like this.
But he wasn’t.
“Seriously, just this one, or… two, is good enough?”
I raised my chest a little, wearing a dress.
It seemed unlikely that he’d only like large breasts, right?
“…Butts?”
“Not like that! Anything else? Anything more interesting?”
“Honestly… not really coming to mind.”
Well, according to Kyle, having both large breasts and buttocks suited his taste perfectly.
My breasts were indeed on the larger side, and maybe because I had a wider pelvis, I fit into many aspects of what he liked.
“So… you spanked me that time because of that?”
“Pfft!?”
At my words, Kyle spat the water he was drinking.
Fortunately, it wasn’t wine, so there was no major issue, but my clothes got a bit wet.
I got up to start wiping the spots on Kyle’s chest or pants with some napkins.
I could change later, but leaving the table in the middle of a meal wasn’t the best move after all.
I used to teach him that!
“I guess you were right? I was super surprised when you hit me out of nowhere.”
“Well… there was a bit of a situation…”
“Yeah, I mean… hitting the butt once shouldn’t be a big deal… I can understand.”
As a broad-minded person, I decided to understand Kyle’s taste.
Even if it was slightly perverted, I was already more shocked today thanks to someone else.
Surely, something like that—favoring hitting a butt instead of liking little boys—would be better, right?
Definitely.
“Hmm… Well, even when you hit me yesterday, it was just a light smack, right? I was a bit surprised, but it’s fine as long as it doesn’t hurt.”
It didn’t bother me.
In fact, I figured with Kyle, I could tolerate a little pain… perhaps.
Of course, I’d have to take care of his feelings afterward no matter what.
“By the way, our young master seems to have some slightly scary tastes? You usually pretend to be so gentlemanly, yet you have a preference for smacking women’s butts.”
“…”
“Young master, didn’t I always teach you to treat women with respect?”
Honestly, I didn’t care whether Kyle liked hitting butts or not.
After all, it wasn’t some other woman’s butt; it was mine.
Besides that, I found it more amusing that I had a new reason to tease Kyle.
I started changing my tone to the way I used to speak when I taught Kyle.
I had changed my speaking style because Kyle and the princess had been pushing me about it so much back then, but… it felt fine on this side too.
Actually, this was the kind of speech I had to use in formal situations and always with people of higher rank than me.
“I worked so hard to teach you, and here you are using violence against women?”
As I spoke to Kyle in an old manner, his expression kept changing.
Whoever looked could tell he felt guilty.
Of course, that just made it even more fun.
“Sophia, please don’t use that tone….”
“Why is that? Do you have any idea how hard I worked to teach you from your childhood….”
“Ha….”
Ah, this is hilarious.
No matter how I think about it, his reactions are just too funny.
Teasing him with the old tone I used to use when I was teaching him got an even better response than how I usually teased him.
This… I have to use it again at night.
“Alright, alright. I’ll stop.”
“Ha….”
“But really, you’re fine, so don’t feel too burdened, okay?”
“Sophia.”
“Hehe.”
I decided to stop teasing for now.
If I went too far, I might get hit again like yesterday.
Although it’s fun to tease, Kyle was incredibly powerful.
If I did it too much in a row… um… wouldn’t my waist get wrecked?
“Ah, just so you know, I’m super sensitive to smells.”
Having teased Kyle too much, I decided to give him a reason to tease me back.
I didn’t want to be the only one getting picked on, or I might end up sulking again later.
Plus, what I just said wasn’t a preference; it was just an unavoidable characteristic of being a succubus.
Kyle already knew that, so it wasn’t exactly new information for him.
“Ha….”