NOVEL NEXT Chapter 1:
Chapter 1: Transmigrating into a Xuanhuan Novel as the Holy Son:
(On the Martial Dao Continent.)
-Heaven-Burning Holy Land.
-Crimson Flame Peak.
At this moment, a young man lying on the bed suddenly opened his eyes. His gaze was filled with disbelief. He instinctively reached out and touched his face, and the real sensation at his fingertips only deepened his shock.
“Holy sh*t!!!”
“Is transmigration this intense nowadays?”
“I just scanned a code, and now I’ve actually transmigrated?!”
He looked around—an antique-style room with carved beams and painted rafters, exuding an aura of elegance. The surroundings were filled with dense spiritual energy, lingering like mist, making the air feel exceptionally refreshing.
No doubt about it. He had transmigrated.
Just then, an overwhelming flood of memories surged into his mind.
A moment later, Su Chen fully absorbed the original owner’s memories.
The previous owner of this body was also named Su Chen, a Holy Son of the Heaven-Burning Holy Land. He was a peerless genius, having reached the Early Purple Mansion Realm at just nineteen years old. He was one of the most dazzling prodigies on the entire Martial Dao Continent. With his tall and upright figure, noble aura, and striking looks, he was the center of attention wherever he went.
“Holy sh*t!”
“This is it! This is the jackpot!”
“Damn, isn’t this the perfect protagonist template?”
“A prestigious identity, extraordinary talent, and a face as handsome as my adoptive father’s!”
Su Chen was overjoyed.
Absolute euphoria.
However, as he dug deeper into the original owner’s memories, his excitement faded, and his expression darkened.
Despite his remarkable talent and noble status, the original Su Chen was nothing more than a pathetic simp!
Damn it! With such a background, wouldn’t he just need to snap his fingers to get any woman he wanted?
Why the hell was he simping?!
Su Chen continued scanning the memories.
The original Su Chen had fallen madly in love with a junior martial sister in the Holy Land—Liu Ruyan. He catered to her every whim, doted on her endlessly, and even risked his life to fight against an entire first-rate sect just to obtain a treasure she casually mentioned.
But Liu Ruyan didn’t care for him at all. Instead, she fell for a man of humble origins with mediocre talent—Cai Kun.
Damn it, this is giving me a toothache.
If this followed the typical story template… wouldn’t that make me the villain?
Su Chen couldn’t help but complain.
In the original plot, Cai Kun relied on his protagonist aura to level up through battles, ultimately winning the beauty’s heart and becoming a mighty Emperor.
Meanwhile, the original Su Chen, blinded by his obsession, was eventually schemed against by Cai Kun and Liu Ruyan. He was framed, lost everything, and ended up dying miserably in the streets.
More memories surfaced, making Su Chen’s toothache even worse.
“Liu Ruyan?”
“Cai Kun?”
“Both of you can f*ck off!”
“As the Holy Son, I just need to lift a finger to have any woman I want.”
“If someone wants to be a simp, they can go right ahead. I sure as hell won’t!”
Su Chen made up his mind instantly.
At that moment, a cold mechanical voice echoed in his mind.
[Ding! Detecting intense emotional fluctuations from the host… Binding Villain’s Slack-Off System…]
[Binding successful!]
[Congratulations, host, on receiving the Starter Gift Pack. Would you like to open it?]
Hearing this, Su Chen was momentarily stunned before an uncontrollable excitement surged through him.
A system? A golden finger? Hahaha! The heavens haven’t abandoned me after all!
So those novels weren’t lying—systems really did exist!
And it was even the Slack-Off System!
That was perfect for him!
Kicking back, fishing, playing with birds… What could be better than that? Why waste time simping?
Su Chen couldn’t help but shout in his heart: “Open it! Open it now!”
[Ding! Congratulations, host, you have received the following rewards:]
[Cultivation Level increased to Early Return-to-Void Realm!!!]
Su Chen was completely dumbfounded.
He had just skipped several minor realms… effortlessly?!
This is what true cheats look like!
And the rewards weren’t over yet.
The system’s voice continued.
[Congratulations, host! Your physique has evolved into the Chaos Sacred Body!!]
[Talent upgraded to Supreme Genius level!!!]
[Bonus reward: Divine Technique—Chaos Devouring Heaven Art!]
As the system’s voice faded, Su Chen felt an overwhelming surge of power flooding his body. His cultivation skyrocketed, instantly pushing him to the Early Return-to-Void Realm.
From the original owner’s memories, he quickly recalled the cultivation realms in this world:
Body Refining Realm → Qi Sea Realm → Divine Sea Realm → Yuan Dan Realm → Purple Mansion Realm → Return-to-Void Realm → Nascent Soul Realm → Primordial Spirit Realm → Divine Sovereign Realm → Divine King Realm → Quasi-Emperor Realm → Supreme Emperor God Realm…
Each stage was further divided into Early, Middle, Late, and Peak levels.
Not only had his cultivation soared, but his physique had undergone a complete transformation. His already formidable body became even tougher, bursting with explosive power.
“So this is the power of the Chaos Sacred Body? Incredible!”
Su Chen clenched his fists, feeling the overwhelming energy coursing through him. His heart was practically bursting with excitement.
“A simp? Not a chance!”
“From now on, I live for myself!”
“If someone else wants to be a simp, they’re welcome to it.”
“But this Holy Son? Never again!”
A sharp glint flashed in Su Chen’s eyes as he smirked wickedly.
It was time to defy fate and trample the so-called protagonist underfoot!
To confirm his thoughts, Su Chen called upon the system.
“System.”
“Your only function is to let me slack off, right?”
As soon as he finished speaking, the system’s robotic voice rang out.
[Ding-dong!!!]
[Correct.]
[Host, the longer you slack off, the greater your rewards!]
[Additionally, the more you ignore the original storyline…]
[The richer your rewards will be!]
[So…]
[Host, hurry up and start slacking off!]
As the system’s voice fell, Su Chen was overwhelmed with joy.
This isn’t me being lazy—it’s the system telling me to slack off!
Well, if the system insisted, who was he to refuse?
[Host, keep slacking off!]
[The system believes in you!]
“Holy sh*t, this system…”
“Why does it sound more impatient than me?”
Su Chen’s lips twitched, unable to stop himself from complaining.
“Whatever, might as well go with the flow.”
“Slack off? Then I’ll slack off.”
“Who’s afraid of who?!”
Truthfully, he was thrilled on the inside.
With the Slack-Off System backing him, he was destined to dominate the world effortlessly!
Just then, a crisp, melodious voice called out from outside the door.
“Senior Brother Su Chen, are you there?”
“Ruyan came to see you.”
Su Chen frowned in disgust. Damn it, what is this little b*tch doing here?