I Rely on Green Tea To Hook Up the Heroine

Chapter 95: Great God’s Green Tea Anchor (4)

Only then did Yu Xi know that one of the two little girls next door was his own wife.

“She already has a boyfriend, don’t worry about it!” Lu Wanwan said lazily.

Naturally, she didn’t take Yu Xi’s words seriously, and she was just making fun at this time.

Yu Xi snorted softly: “Can her boyfriend be more attractive to me?”

Lu Wanwan curiously sat up straight and looked at her: “First of all, in terms of gender, you are completely defeated!”

Yu Xi tilted her head and said, “Oh, don’t get stuck with **** like this ”

“Maybe Sister likes me as a little cute!”

“A cutie who threw two over the shoulder?”

Yu Xi: “…”

Is it just luck that the original owner is so awesome in the game?

Of course not!

The original owner began to learn all kinds of self-defense tactics, Taekwondo, Sanda and anti-wolves, and so on.

In this holographic fighting online game, fist is the last word!

Yu Xi sighed: “It’s really not realistic, Comrade Lu Wanwan!”

Lu Wanwan: “…”

“You are a comrade! Call me a beauty!” Lu Wanwan rolled his eyes.

Yu Xi changed her tone without changing her face: “Lu Wanwan, a beautiful woman ”

“You need to set up a cute character for me!”

Lu Wanwan: “…?”

“Are you crazy?”

“Crazy…I’m not crazy, but Miss Sister can chase after her!”

Lu Wanwan looked at her in disbelief: “You rich people really know how to play!”

Yu Xi glanced over: “Do you help?”

“help!”

“It is right to contribute to the majority of lesbians!”

Yu Xi: “…”

“Hey, your girlfriend moved out, do you know?”

Zhao Yu paused. Of course he didn’t know. He hadn’t contacted Yang Nai for a few days.

But he still smiled: “Of course I know. She still told me and asked if I wanted to move out with her, but I refused!”

“Yeah, you kid, you don’t know how good you are in the blessing! My girlfriend tells you to go out and live together, but you still disagree You are not afraid that people will know you can’t do it!”

“Fuck you, can I do it, do you want to try?” Zhao Yu gave him a sip, secretly thinking about it.

“I’m not afraid that you will not let me go? If you are willing, I can move out and live with her this month!”

“Cut, what’s the reluctance? It’s a good thing for you to move out. You and Yang Nai have been so confused in the past two years. We are all anxious for you, for fear that your good wife ran away!”

“How is it possible!” Zhao Yu said directly, “I love Nainai so much! How could she run away!”

“Hey! The elementary school girl who pestered you last time, didn’t chase you all into the game? It’s not much worse than Yang Nai, and she’s a lot more charming than Yang Nai!”

“Don’t mention it, Yang Nai almost saw it last time. If she saw it, I wouldn’t be able to clean it after jumping into the Yellow River!”

“Why do you wash? Who doesn’t know that you and that school girl are starting to hook up, and Yang Nai doesn’t know now, and you should hurry up and break it! Yang Nai is so much a little girl, don’t you let them down!”

Zhao Yu smiled unnaturally: “…I know, I know!”

Yu Xi applied for a trumpet very happily. Although her face is her own, her height has been lowered by a few centimeters, making her look more petite.

Of course, she herself is relatively short.

It just looks shorter now.

[Teacher of all roads: Hey, this is playing a trumpet. Have you started practicing the trumpet? ]

[Xixi baby, quickcome me: Why do I think this is a little shorter than the large one? Is it my illusion? ]

[Come to my house with a few words: second upstairs, I also think the baby’s perspective is a bit shorter! ! ]

[Xiyanxiyu’s number one black fan: Yuyu’s name, what the **** is this? ]

[Speech boss yyds: Is the milkshake real? Yuyu is talking about Xipi? ]

[Yuyuqinqin: What cp is a milkshake, why don’t I know? ]

Yu Xi just came out of Novice Village, looked at the many comments in front of her, and smiled faintly: “Don’t worry, you will understand later!”

[Yuyuyyds: No, no, I’m the only one who thinks the Xi in the milkshake is Yuyu? ]

[Xiaoyu also knocks cute today: Fuck! Damn it! do not! Please don’t speculate about my Xiaoyu’s feelings upstairs! ! ! ]

[Quotations first: Nothing, quotations are true! ]

Yu Xi spoke to them in a very playful tone: “Don’t worry about this kind of thing, everyone! Isn’t it true that some people say they don’t know how I became number one on the list?”

“After all, when I started the live broadcast, I was already in the top 500 in the fight list. In that case, everyone will take a good look at how I made it!”

[Speech boss nb: Damn it! So, did I finally wait until this moment? ]

[Words first: Fuck! It’s a pity that my sister couldn’t see this famous scene in the exam today, but it’s okay, I will watch it for her! ]

Yu Xi chuckled lightly: “Now I have just come out of Novice Village, and I will receive my novice gift package soon!”

As soon as Yu Xi’s voice fell, she heard the system prompt, reminding her that she had obtained a newbie gift package.

Yu Xi blinked: “Well, I’m going to start unpacking!!”

I have to say that what this game does is really very real. These parcel boxes and the like must be opened by the player in person.

Yu Xi has a short knife in her hand, which she picked when she first picked weapons in the Novice Village.

Although she is more accustomed to common use, the short knife is still very good, about the size of a dagger, but it is not as easy to use as a force.

Yu Xi quickly removed the box.

The system prompt sounded again.

The prompt sound this time is not the same as the last time. This time the prompt sound is obviously louder than the last time.

Yu Xi suddenly realized that she didn’t seem to have bought a mask…

However, fortunately, during the live broadcast, the audience in the live broadcast couldn’t see her face, so they could see the scene in the game from the first point of view.

Yu Xi quickly took out a piece of black gauze from his backpack and tied it to his face, then took a hat and put it on.

“Suddenly remembered that I haven’t bought a mask yet, in order to protect my flowery face, I’d better cover it first!”

[Yuyu Xiaocuti: Today is also the day when I didn’t see the baby of Yuyu show his face. ]

[Yu Yu Jue Se Tian Jiao: If you can’t see it, you can’t see it. Just listen to this voice and you know that this is a beauty, okay? ]

[Gossip: Upstairs, what you said is not necessarily what you said. The voice now is good, but it may not be good-looking. ]

[Kerener: Second, when I was online dating, I thought the object was a little brother, and his voice was very nice, but after I ran with him… You don’t know, he is a 40-year-old uncle, Ugly dead, that hairstyle is simply a pure Mediterranean! ! ! ]

[Fist is power: It’s right, after all, so much…violence, how could it be so good-looking? ]

[Yuyu is everyone’s (no, it’s mine): Please pay attention, don’t be brought to the rhythm by black fans, what about the number one black fan? Come out and take control! ]

This number one black fan is the administrator who was blocked by the original host in the live broadcast room. Since there were so many bad words in the live broadcast room at the beginning, the original host found someone who seemed to support him to concentrate on his career and became an administrator. .

Later, due to the various non-servicing of the original owner, the administrator bluntly said that he wanted to turn his fans into black, and he was holding the original owner every day, but he adhered to the principle: this **** belongs to my family, and people in my family can scold it at will, but others can’t.

[Xiyanxiyu’s top black fan: here comes, I have already warned, and if there are similar words, it will directly prohibit entering the live broadcast room. ]

Yu Xi looked at the contents of the box and felt that she might not inherit the European spirit of the original owner.

There was only one knife in this box, a pure black short knife, which was similar in style to the knife in her hand, except that it looked a little uglier.

But the level is still very good, and it is unique…

[Congratulations to the player, the milkshake is real! Obtained a 24K pure obsidian ancient knife, which is said to be handed down by people in the netherworld! There is only one in the world ]

The system read this sentence in a plain tone, and the dramatic effect was particularly touching.

This sentence was repeated three times, and almost all players on the server online heard it.

24K pure obsidian ancient knife?

Such a stretched name, it is estimated that only the system of “Fighting Nether” can come out.

but……

Who is this milkshake really?

At the same time, the window in the world exploded directly.

[Poison, poison, poison: Damn, this knife isn’t the one I thought, right? ]

[錵开や closes: Fuck, it seems to be the one thought upstairs! ]

[There is really light in the world: passers-by, has anyone come out to explain which knife this knife is thinking? ]

[Poison Poison Poison Poison: Everyone knows that the sailing boss just drew a knife some time ago, and that knife is called the 24K pure dragon crystal new knife. ]

[Cursed Cat: It’s worthy of being poisonous, and I rush to the forefront of eating melons every day! ]

[Ganfanren 5246: Didn’t I say, everyone, do I know that Dragon Crystal is obsidian? ]

[Little Xiong□□ fell in love with Xiong Er: Damn it! An ancient knife, a new knife, what do you mean? ]

[Angel kisses the devil 364: What’s the meaning of this, how could the new knife be better than the ancient one? ]

[The West Street girl does not believe in evil: What was said upstairs is wrong, the new sword is not necessarily inferior to the ancient sword! Do you have to use a kitchen knife to cut vegetables for many years? ]

[Angel kisses the devil 364: You are a fallacy, you have the ability to use a kitchen knife to chop people in the game! ]

[Unfortunately He Sai Gao: So… the milkshake is real! Who the **** is it? ]

Of course, at the very beginning, Yu Xi asked fans not to expose his trumpet, otherwise he would reopen a trumpet and not live to upgrade and fight monsters.

So many fans can only watch the nickname of their own baby on the public screen of this world and ask who it is, but they can’t go out to answer.

[The milkshake is real! :Hello everyone! ]

[Sailing reluctantly:…]

[The milkshake is real! :it’s me! ]

The author has something to say: Even if I am dead and nailed in the coffin, I will still be in the tomb and shout with a rotten vocal cord: The milkshake is real!

Quotes Sipi Saigo: fart nm! Quotations match high! Go wild cp!

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