Chapter 20
There’s something my best female friend told me in the past. It’s easier to pluck a star from the sky and stick it into someone’s nostril than to appease a sulking woman.
I laughed it off at the time, but now I think it’s true. Oh, oh, oh, my friend, I’ll never forget you. But couldn’t you have also taught me how to appease her?
I was so worried that I sighed involuntarily. But I had to appease Iris. If she writes a letter to her father and gives him a bad evaluation, I’ll die right away. Now I understand why delivery app bosses are so concerned about their ratings.
Iris, the letter you wrote without thinking, can be a death sentence for someone. And I’m already having a headache with my fiancée’s problem, so please don’t make my head hurt even more.
I carefully knocked on Iris’s door.
When I knocked, Iris answered in a sullen voice.
It was so cold that it made the glacier that Dooly (cartoon dinosaur) rode on look warm.
“Is it okay if I have something to talk about?”
“Come in or not, do as you please. You always do as you please anyway.”
The invisible status window was mocking me. This bitch didn’t show up when I needed her the most, but she appeared when I was about to be fucked and mocked me. I’ll tear her mouth apart one day, and it’ll be a threesome.
“Then I’ll come in.”
As I carefully opened the door to Iris’s room, I saw a small bug. The bug crawling in the hallway seemed to be talking to me.
‘You’re fucked, asshole.’
The bug, which would die if it was hit by a rock-type, fire-type, or flying-type technique, must have gone crazy.
I was about to step on it, but I remembered one thing. This might be my last moment, but I need someone to remember my last moments.
Bug, from today on, your name is Rabun. Rabun, I will definitely come back here, wait for me!
The sound of the door opening, ‘squeak’, was heard. Rabun, please cheer for me!
Iris was lying on the bed, looking at the wall. She wasn’t meditating by accepting the Buddha’s path, was she… Oh, she was so pissed off that she didn’t even want to face me.
Then I remembered another tip that the girl told me. If the girl was facing me, it was fine, and if she turned her head, I was fucked.
I believe I’m fucked.
But damn it, if you’re going to tell me, you should have also told me how to appease a woman who has turned her head. Anyway, that girl died on the day she promised to tell me.
“Iris…”
“What now?”
“Can’t we talk face to face?”
It’s uncomfortable to see you not accepting the Buddha’s path.
Above all, I didn’t want to deal with a woman who had turned her head, the extreme difficulty of appeasing a sulking woman. I suggested lowering the difficulty to the operator, but…
“No.”
I was rejected. Isn’t the basis of operation communication and compromise? Today, I’ll fix the operating attitude through Twitter. If you go to another world, it’s a truck, and if you have a truck, it’s another world, right?
Ah, the truck is an item that sends you to another world, not an item that comes here.
“Iris… I understand why you’re angry, but…”
“… Did you say you understand?”
Why is it getting colder again? Was Iris a cold mage? In ‘Dragnity Fantasy 2’, it’s a typical shit build that even old players don’t do it.
“Yes, I understand.”
“You always do what I tell you to do, and you always endure what I tell you to endure, so do you think I’m a fool who believes everything you say?”
I wasn’t even this scared the first time I killed someone. Now I feel dizzy. Is this what they call courage? You have the qualities of a king, Iris.
“You said you understood me, didn’t you? Then tell me why I’m angry. Don’t mumble ambiguously.”
Oh, my specialty, ambiguous words, was blocked. Iris is pure in a good way, and stupid in a bad way, so I thought I could deceive her easily.
“Iris, since I was 17 and you were 5, we’ve been eating together, sleeping in the same house, and teaching knowledge.”
“… So what?”
“Did you think our relationship was so shallow that we didn’t even know each other’s hearts?”
“Don’t try to get away with vague words!”
Honestly, I’m starting to wonder if I did something so wrong.
Rabun, give me logic.
“Iris, if you want, I’ll tell you why you’re angry. But…”
“I’m a little disappointed that you thought our relationship was so shallow that we didn’t even know each other’s hearts.”
I sighed softly. Honestly, this was my gamble. I still don’t know what I did wrong.
At the age of 29, it’s natural to drink alcohol outside, and I’m not married, so I can hug a close sister, right? And when I fought with the slave trader leader, I used magic, breaking the rules of Mak’gora(WoW ork’s death duel). But the rules of Mak’gora are meant to be broken.
“Yes, Iris… I was wrong…”
At that moment, I paused slightly. If my gamble worked, Iris would think this was her last chance.
“I know… I know you feel sorry for me… but I’m just a little angry.”
It worked.
“Yes, Iris, I understand you must be very angry.”
“I was looking for you since dawn, and when I found you, you were hugging sister Camellia. That made me a little angry.”
Come to think of it, I was a little wrong.
“My disciple, sister Camellia was also very worried about me.”
“I know… sister Camellia also went out at dawn to look for you.”
“It was just an unintentional hug because she was relieved to see me safe.”
After all, Werner was like a little brother to Camellia. No wonder she was teased by her colleagues that she would be caught if she liked younger men. The young Werner didn’t understand the meaning of the words, and Camellia’s face turned red, and she just drank alcohol.
Of course, after that, I carried out drunk Camellia.
“Unintentionally…?”
“Yes, it’s natural to hug a family-like person.”
“Is it okay to hug a family-like person?”
“Of course.”
She lacked knowledge in that area because she was far away from her family. It felt like spreading a new culture to someone from another world. Ah, this is called a hug.
Iris mumbled for a moment and then asked in a trembling voice.
“Then am I a family-like person to you?”
I gently hugged Iris, barely touching her. I could faintly smell the scent of her hair, and the unique floral scent of her hair stimulated my nose.
And in the most affectionate voice, I said.
“Family… more than that. Iris, you are special to me.”
It’s natural since Werner in the original story cherished Iris enough to risk his life for her. She was that precious disciple.
“Did you say I’m special…?”
“Yes, at first, I thought I was burdened with a troublesome kid. But not anymore.”
I thought I was burdened with a scary kid. I always thought of her as an executioner holding my death button.
“Then, if I want to in the future, can I hug you whenever I want?”
I felt a premonition that if I agreed to this question, I would have a lot of trouble in the future. But if I disagreed, she would tell to her father that she give me a 1-point education rating , and I would die, so I had no choice but to agree.
“Yes, of course.”
And as usual, I patted Iris’s head.
“You’re unusually agreeable, teacher.”
That’s because I’m afraid of the 1-point education rating. If that rating is wrong, the boss (Zig) will come to complain. And the day of the complaint will be the day of my death.
“What, this teacher always has a broad mind, all right?”
I was able to clear the very hard mode like this. I could see the scene where three stars were marked with a ding-ding-ding sound.
Rabun, are you watching? I’m back.
I walked towards the kitchen to get some water because I was thirsty from being tense for a long time.
But there, I saw my fiancée’s main… I couldn’t remember her name exactly. It must have been Sugar.
“So, Sugar, you brought the letter.”
Sugar’s eyes seemed even angrier, but I decided to ignore it.
Anyway, after Camellia, it’s Iris, and after Iris, it’s my fiancée.
How did these guys endure such a life?
As I approached to collect the letter, I saw a shocking scene.
Sugar, this bastard, was eating Rabun.
“You bastard!”
Rabun… I will avenge you. Of course, if I kill that bastard, I’ll die to my fiancée.
But you would have told me to forget about revenge and live on.
I will carry on your will.