Chapter 0079 One Hundred Thousand Cold Jokes
Konoha.
The Moon Rabbit is hidden, the Golden Crow has risen, and it is another morning.
"You actually overslept. 39
Shen Ye woke up and found that he had slept until almost nine o'clock.
As soon as the door was opened, a group of people were already waiting outside the door.
Seeing that the comic shop finally opened, everyone immediately surrounded them with bright eyes.
"Boss, you finally opened the door! 35
"It's going to kill us!
"I had bad luck yesterday, but I'm sure I will transfer today!"
"To be honest, I'm going to order the Velvet Pattern! Don't even rob it from me!"
"You said that if you don't grab it, you won't grab it?
Looking at the enthusiastic customers, Shen Ye smiled and said, "Sorry, I overslept, and now it's open for business.
Although these people can't wait to read the comics.
But in front of Shen Ye, none of them dared to break the rules and line up to enter the store in an orderly manner.
joke.
Didn't you see what monster appeared from here yesterday?
Even the rewards in the store are so terrible, could the owner be weak?
Moreover, the manga store is opened in Konoha, but even Third Hokage and Danzo dare not intervene in the manga store.
Everyone knows that it is because they dare not offend the owner of this comic shop.
Who dares to be presumptuous here is no different from courting death.
The customers entered the store one by one, and Shen Ye suddenly saw a young girl.
Tang style clothing with ball head, it is Tiantian.
He took out 5,000 taels every day, and his dark eyes shone brightly, "Boss, I want to read comics!
Yesterday she listened to Neji introduce this comic shop, and she was simply fascinated.
Can you still get rewards for watching comics?
Even the terrifying monster that suddenly appeared was a reward from the comic shop?
Every day I was told by Neji that I had grass in my heart, so I decided to try it today.
"There are two books left, you can see if you like it.
Shen Ye took the money and said.
When I came to the bookshelf every day, the other comics had been snatched away by the previous people, and there were only two books left on the bookshelf.
One "Sailor Moon - Part 1", one "Assassin Wu Liuqi".
Although she is a girl, she is not very interested in cartoons about girls.
Picking up the "Assassin Wu Liuqi" comic book every day, he asked curiously, "Boss, is this comic good? 35
Shen Ye said with a smile: "It's a very funny and wise manga, I personally recommend it.
"Even the boss said so, so this is it!
Every day, he smiled and found an empty table to sit down and read comics.
Soon she was attracted by the funny plots in the comics, which made the flowers tremble.
In the seemingly nonsensical and funny comics, there are still bits and pieces of moving, which will make people's eyes red from time to time.
soon,
Ino also came to the comic shop.
The teenage girl was clearly well-groomed today.
With loose blond hair, light makeup, and a slim white gauze skirt, she looks like an elf girl.
Ino looked at Shen Ye, cheeks slightly red, "Mr. Shen Ye, good morning.
"Morning."
"That...is there any comics?"
"Only one copy of Sailor Moon is left.""
"OK.
Ino glanced at Shen Ye secretly again, and the little deer banged around in his heart.
I took out the money I robbed yesterday from my father Yamanaka Kaiichi, went to the bookshelf and picked up the only remaining copy of Sailor Moon, just in time to see Tian Tian.
Ino waved his hand and said, "Tian Tian, you are also reading comics.""
"Well, this Assassin Wu Liuqi is too funny.
Tian Tian was so amused that he laughed and said, "The people on Chicken Island are all talented people.
Ino sat next to Tian Tian, and the two girls were talking and laughing.
Shen Ye looked at the system interface.
【Host: Shen Ye】
[Comic: "Assassin Wu Liuqi", "Cut! Crimson Eyes", "Digimon - Part 1", "One Piece - East Blue", "Shinigami- Soul Society", "Dou Soul - Part 1"... 1
[Extraction: Receive 10 customers can extract a comic book, received: 11/10 people, can extract: 1 time]
[Task: Accumulate 100 customers, get a mysterious reward, received: 24/100 people]
"The business is good today, as soon as you come up, you can directly draw comics.
Shen Ye was slightly overjoyed, and said to the system: "System, extract comics. 35
【Start extracting...】
[Extracting Comics - "One Hundred Thousand Bad Jokes - Part 1"]
["One Hundred Thousand Bad Jokes - Part 1" - a mysterious comic world composed of chapters such as Gourd Baby, Doomsday, Nezha, and the Land of Light.
Here, we don't talk about ethics and logic.
Some just make people doubt the setting of life...]
"One hundred thousand bad jokes?"
Shen Ye said to himself, "It's another funny comic.""
Shi Leng is also a very popular domestic comic in the previous life.
There are all kinds of nonsensical settings and plots.
The world view is also very strong, and there is even a heaven-defying existence of a time machine.
At this time,
Moonlight Blast walked into the comic shop.
"Boss, do you have any comics?
Moonlight Blaze's face was pale, with dark circles under his eyes, and he looked terminally ill as he looked at the empty bookshelf and asked.
He heard from many people in the village that there was a comic shop where you could get rewards for reading comics, so he decided to try it.
Shen Ye took out the book "One Hundred Thousand Bad Jokes - Part 1" and said, "." Exactly, I have a new comic here. "
"One hundred thousand bad jokes?"
Moonlight Blast saw Nezha, who was exaggeratedly tall but had a Loli face on the cover, and even the morbidity on his face lightened a bit, and smiled: "This looks very interesting, I'll just watch it. 99
Moonlight Blast paid 5,000 taels and leaned against the bookshelf to read comics.
As soon as I opened the Nezha chapter of the comic, Moonlight Blast made me laugh directly.
When Li Jing heard that his wife was three years pregnant and finally gave birth to a son, he rushed over excitedly.
As soon as he entered the house, he saw his son, Nezha, who was older and stronger than him.
Li Jing was so angry that he shouted a demon, then swung his sword and slashed over, only to be caught by Nezha empty-handed.
Nezha said aggrieved: "Dad, why do you face the child with a sword when you see him?"
Li Jing said angrily: "Who is your father? I am not a child who will be born empty-handed! 35
Nezha said even more aggrieved (promised money): "Dad, please forgive the child for speaking out, the child's ability is not to be hand-to-hand with bare hands, but Dad, your setting is... 100% to be hand-to-hand with bare hands!
Li Jing was so angry that he vomited blood on the spot.
"The setting of being 100% hand-to-hand is really amazing, hahaha, ahem, cough-"
Moonlight Blast was amused.
There is still a setting of 100% being hand-to-hand with bare hands?
Author, hello saucy oh fox.
If a sword-wielding player wins this reward, I'm afraid he won't want to cry.
I don't know which unlucky person will draw this kind of thing.
Moonlight Blast continued on.
The various saucy operation and saucy settings in the 100,000 cold jokes, coupled with the spit ability of each character MAX, can see Moonlight Gale laughing non-stop, but the coughing is getting worse and worse.
Looking at the moonlight and the wind, laughing and coughing, the surrounding customers are all frightened.
Fuck, why are you so scary when you smile?
Don't laugh at yourself.