I Married the Beautiful Female Protagonist In Order To Survive

6. So You’re Very Brave

After a series of frantic activities, I was happy to take a bath in the morning. However, I had just finished washing and was rubbing my wet hair, getting ready to “exit the bath” when Kefi, who was already impatient, pulled me to the bedside and…

Pushed me down.

“Ah… no, that’s not right… Don’t do that…”

“Too late, too late! Be gentle, don’t use so much force…”

“Ah…”

She didn’t say another word and sat on top of me, her hands moving up and down.

Even if you’re the main character, I dare not resist, and I can’t be so forceful.

“Can’t you stop making such strange noises and give me some peace?”

She then punched me symbolically on the chest, saying, “I’m writing this contract on your body! Don’t make any strange noises and distract me!”

She said this while shaking her own hand, which she had just bitten, and then her body leaned in. The sudden closeness allowed me to see her beautiful, smiling face, even though she was trying to intimidate me.

“If something goes wrong and this contract causes you to explode, I’m not responsible.”

“You’re welcome… “

I’m yours, do whatever you want.

As for what “Kefi is doing to me”, it’s just writing a contract on my body after all.

After I meekly complied, Kefi finally stood up, her movements still unceasing. She must have been trying to avoid letting me make a scene, as she seemed to be in a good mood after washing up.

“The infamous sorcerer Oqued, normally you should be in a dungeon cell in the court of justice, waiting for judgment. And, unfortunately, your letter under the pseudonym Lei Feng actually arrived at the imperial palace of the Queen of the Great Empire, Luoyi the Fourth, scaring the Queen so much that she didn’t dare to return for half a month.”

“I was just using a script… prophecy, to find an empty window and a secret passage to send it, intending to report on an evil organization.”

“This is your reason for breaking into the queen’s bedroom?! You’re planning to marry the queen, who is currently single, off?! In any case, the secret passage has been sealed, and only a few people know about your letter. Even if you try to explain yourself in court, no one will believe you, and according to your actions, you can’t escape death.”

I fell silent, knowing this point: this is one of the ways I’ll die in the script.

“However, I am one of the few people who know ‘Lei Feng’, and since you’ve said it out loud, I have no choice but to believe you. But before that, considering your identity, behavior, and the impression you gave me with your strange attire… I need to make a one-sided contract to restrict your actions.”

Firstly, your whereabouts, I will unilaterally be aware of them. Next, our communication, when I want to confirm if you’re engaging in any suspicious activities, you must immediately respond with what you’re doing, just don’t bother me for no reason! I see you’re clueless about magic, I’ll teach you later, after all, it’s simple magic that every student knows. Lastly…”

His words trailed off as Kefiel looked at me with a skeptical face.

“Before and now, getting upset over such one-sided matters wouldn’t be too much, but why do I feel like you’re somewhat… happy? Charlatan, you wouldn’t happen to have some strange fetish, would you?”

“I am a healthy male!”

It’s not about having any strange fetishes, it’s just the joy of being able to cling directly to the protagonist Kefiel’s coattails. So it seems like I’m at a loss after surrendering, but actually, I’m making a killing here, picking up a contract that allows Kefiel to find and contact me anytime, isn’t that as cool as knowing the mob boss’s phone number, being able to call a carload of henchmen anytime?

My life-saving plan is even more solid now!

Plus, having a beautiful girl straddle me, using her finger to draw on my belly with blood, it does seem a bit thrilling…

But soon, Kefiel seemed to realize this too.

“…Done, it’s finished!

“Credentials?”

“You claim to be a legitimate priest without any identification?”

Nowadays, even charlatans need to take exams to boast? This is the first time I’ve heard of it as a long-time villain.

I saw Kefir almost burst into laughter at my appearance, then her mocking smile turned sincere… and quite charming.

“But your performance yesterday… hmm, Ogelid, if you really pass the Imperial Priest Qualification Test, I wouldn’t mind having a strangely dressed charlatan by my side.”

She paused, then looked at me.

“How about it? Want me to show you the way?”

Do I even need to think about it!? When the opportunity is right there, how can I not seize it!

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