I Killed the Heroine in the Game

05 : I went to the academy for the first time today. Of course, I didn’t go there as a student.

“Okay then. How come Now, if you receive this license, you will officially become a recognized exorcist in this country. Congratulations! Now this damn country has to bow down to you and ask for your help! How is it! Isn’t it fun!?”

Dog poop, her grandmother shouted, spreading her hands wide.

Grandmother Gae Ddong, sitting on the floor of the main hall with the rainy sky in the background, smiled ferociously like a beast.

Her gigantic presence was palpable, and the smile that showed even madness was enough to make her shrink at the sight of it.

With her face flushed and a bottle of wine in her hand, it is doubtful whether she is drunk or not.

Nokla made a talkative face next to me, but she remained silent and handed me something her grandmother had put on her drinking table.

What she handed over was a small plastic card the size of her driver’s license.

The card had a photo of me, which I don’t know where I got it, and the words ‘A-Class Exorcist Certified Certificate’ were embedded in it.

Originally, the place where the name, address, and birthday should be attached is white and empty.

Befitting a crazy country where all citizens’ social security numbers are registered, even exorcists make licenses. I looked at the card with both admiration and disgust.

“It is an official exorcist certificate. If you have it, you can receive a discount when watching a movie or buying something, or you can get cooperation from a shopping mall or building after officially reporting the appearance of evil spirits.”

“And you can use it as a transportation card. When using public transportation, transportation costs are completely free, and at hospitals connected to the academy or exorcism office, we give you the unprecedented benefit of completely free medical expenses!”

As expected, it is a country that has succeeded in resident registration for all citizens. Preparing such wonderful things for the exorcist! I nodded my head in admiration and admiration for the administrative power of this country.

Then, Grandma Gae Dung seemed to enjoy my reaction and laughed softly.

I was also trying to carefully put the license into my bank account with satisfaction. Suddenly, an empty part of this card caught on and I asked.

“But can I not write the name for this?”

“Write it down! The reason I called you was because I had something to tell you, as well as to confirm your name and birthday for identity registration! Of course, the important thing is the latter, what to say!”

Grandma Gae Dung said that and poured alcohol into her throat again.

You could tell by the raised voice and the redness of her cheeks that the old woman was completely drunk.

Oops. Are you taking care of the elderly?

I moved as my body remembered and wiped the old man’s bottle of alcohol with a tissue nearby.

The old man began to shout with his eyes completely open, as if he hadn’t noticed what I was doing.

“Those exorcist goblins! You only put a guy with this kind of talent in a B+ grade?! Nonsense! How many A-class exorcists do you think there are in this country! Only nine! Nine including me! Among them, there are five who can fight and two are students!”

“I can fight on the field right now! This talent that can deal with A-class virtual demons that even have their own area is only B-class! They’re getting old and they’ve all become idiots!”

“Anyway! I am the one who makes the final decision on the grade of the exorcist! So you are A-class! I can’t say it’s A+ grade, but! You showed results right away, so of course it’s A-class! Cancer!”

The old man started shouting so loudly that his voice could be heard over the fence even though it was raining.

A dog poop old woman blows on a bottle without stopping, as if there is a lot of stuff accumulated in the exorcism hall. Yeah well, it can be like this when the elderly get drunk.

But now, if you look at the bottles rolling around on the floor, there are only two bottles, including the one in your hand. It’s just two bottles and it’s gone away?

The world’s strongest exorcist cannot drink. I put that information into the back of my head.

Nokra, who was watching the scene, tried to steal the alcohol from the side, terrified that the old man had really done it.

I told her to fill her empty bottle with water, because these drunk people would make a fuss if they took her away.

Usually, if you fill a bottle with water, you’ll notice. An elderly person drunk to this extent does not know whether he is drinking water or alcohol right now.

I said I’d buy some time, and I sat right in front of the old woman and pretended to listen to her.

Nokla made a puzzled face at my words, then moved to fill an empty bottle with water.

Now only me and her grandmother on the floor are left. I quietly looked at her grandmother’s face that was dog sh*t.

Although her white skin, like her hair, turns red and exudes the scent of alcohol, she is a drunkard.

With the sound of rain, the eyes with deep age, unlike the young appearance, reminded me of a fairy tale. No, it’s not about age, but it’s more like drunkenness.

The strongest person in the world who gets drunk with just two bottles of soju.

As I swallow my mucus, I’m thinking about what to do with this person so that I can brag about how well I put this drunk old man to sleep.

Gaggy Grandma suddenly brought her gun back to her eyes and thrust her face into her.

The momentum was sharp, as if the appearance of being drunk was all a lie.

This grandma couldn’t believe she pretended she was drunk now. I freaked out and saw her dog poop at her grandma. Said her dog-pooping grandmother.

“- So. Is this what you did when I told the exorcists to be careful? Risking your life to prove your worth? Yo yo something special. And crazy! You only do what you really like!”

“Yes! You’re right! There is only one law to make the exorcists dare to touch us! Prove your skiIIs! Do you know how many people in this country are kiIIed by evil spirits? At least 5,000 people! That’s all it’s officially confirmed! We don’t know how many unconfirmed deaths there are!”

“At the same time, it would be fortunate if the number of exorcists found every year reached 100! Even the exorcist often dies fighting while still a student! Many die after graduation! The reason is simple! On average, exorcists have to be high, because most of them are B- to C+!”

“In such a world, there is no way the world could easily touch an exorcist like you! In the first place, the youngster who took down the red mask without the blessings of the spirits must be afraid of things like rotten soybean paste! They don’t even dare to get their hands on it, fearing that their necks are in danger!”

Her grandmother laughed madly of delight as she held out a glass to me, and the remaining liquor in her glass made a slithering sound.

I looked at the glass for a moment and put together in her head what her grandmother had just said.

Simply put. The plan that I thought of to prove my ability and keep it untouched was very much liked by her grandmother.

Her grandmother, who liked my behavior, personally hated exorcism, and she arbitrarily gave me this A- rating to recognize my abilities.

Dog sh*t, her grandmother also lives the longest in the country, and she’s had a lot of influence, so that’s pretty much it.

Thanks to what Nokla said, the Exorcism Agency knew my level, but I knew that they were trying to set my grade low for political reasons, so the grade didn’t matter to me.

That’s why there’s no reason to refuse to make it an A grade, but…….

“So I will hire you with money. How come I’m sure. You will definitely become an exorcist who will surpass me. I’m not talking about your talent. Your eyes are so full of venom that you could do anything!”

“It’s embarrassing if you put too much gold on your face.”

These days, the old lady who bursts into bread when she asks if she knows the word gold lacquer.

No, this is not a joke. Isn’t it usually to ask someone to do something strange?

The dog poop, looking very happy, carves the image of her grandmother and wonders what this grandmother is thinking.

Her grandmother rolled her bright red eyes and looked me up and down, then she came up to me with a serious face and said.

“Then I want to do the first request. How come I need your skiIIs. I’m just saying that in this situation, there’s no one other than you who has the skiIIs you can trust.”

“We need your help with what we are going to do at the academy this time. Protection and education of students. That is what I want to ask of you.”

“I have no interest in your situation or past. If I show you, even those who have just become exorcists and have no rough experience will know the dangers of this job when they see your ability. So-“

“I don’t want to.”

I heard her dog poop cut off her grandmother and lifted her cast. Of course, this hand is instead of the act of lifting the middle finger.

I wondered what he was thinking because he kept painting his face, but it seems that he was thinking of tying him to the academy in the form of employment.

It seems that everything was calculated under the calculation that I sent out while pretending to be drunk enough to resist that proposal.

I’m sure this old woman also has a few serpents in her stomach.

I shook my head. Gae-ddong Grandma wow! She got angry

“You bastard! You don’t even listen to what adults say! No, rather than that, don’t you have any intention of pretending to think about it if I praise you like this!? You give me a lot of money?!”

“That seems to be the job of the teachers at the academy in the first place. I’m thinking of tying it up with the freshmen and the instructors I go with, but why are you just accepting that?”

I answered calmly. If he was officially registered as an A-class exorcist in the first place, he could have done more than that.

Am I the only one who loses if my work is reduced because I belong to the academy? I thought so, and the dog poop looked at her grandmother. Dog poop her grandmother kicked her tongue.

“Hey! Good-looking guy! I didn’t say that part on purpose! Are you figuring that out on your own!”

The dog poop kicking her tongue, saying, “It’s really sad.” Her grandmother’s face didn’t sound like she was really sorry. Rather, she had a face that seemed to have expected her to say this.

Have you ever stabbed an inedible persimmon?

Since it seems like he’s done this once or twice with the ability to induce people to say what they want while quietly saying nice things, he was a person who would get tired the more he dealt with.

Your face is red and out of focus, but you talk neatly, so I really want something Damn it.

“Can I go now?”

“Eh. Hot-tempered guy. Wait. I need to hear your name and write down your birthday, so I can do the paperwork! If your name is registered on that exorcist license, it will be automatically entered, so don’t worry about it!”

Dog poop, her grandmother pulled her expensive-looking fountain pen from the diaphragm hanging from her waistband, and she asked, holding it as if holding a brush.

As expected, I was a person from the era of calligraphy, so I thought my posture was very peculiar, and I tried to say my name, but my mouth stopped for a moment.

Can I use my original name? My name is what my family and friends call me. There is no such friend or brother in this world.

I want to use the name of this body instead, but I don’t know the age of this body or anything, and I don’t know the name that refers to this body.

I thought about what to do then. I answered.

“Anything is fine as long as it doesn’t have a weird name like dog poop.”

“Don’t make fun of dog poop!!”

Suddenly Ooh! The dog poop grandma bursts into tears.

I realized that I had made a pretty name now.

It’s not that this human isn’t drunk, it’s that the taste has gone bad because he’s been spoiled.

I turned my eyes away from something I didn’t want to see with my eyes tightly closed.

[ Special Quest ]

＜ Accept Maehwa’s request and become an academy instructor. ＞

＜ Compensation – 200 million and people’s recognition ＞

[ Do you want to accept? Y/N]

“Crazy Sifal.”

I was startled by the spear floating behind my back.

I couldn’t figure out why this bastard was floating behind me. For a moment, I felt a sense of shame.

If I had accepted Grandma’s request, wouldn’t it have automatically accepted this quest?

I don’t think so since I didn’t hit the accept button. It was clear that this quest window floating out of sight was trying to f*ck me with something.

…..Okay Sipal and if you want to make a life-and-death decision with me, you should do as you wish.

I never thought that other than my little brother, there would be more annoying beings in this world.

I quietly put away the spear with a sound of admiration and anger.