I, Jingliu, the Fatui Executor

The journey was a long journey.

Omitting the part where they got lost, Jingliu and Columbia soon arrived at the White Dew area of ​​Fontaine...

The grasslands and mountains of Fontaine are no different from those of normal countries. The only difference is the color of the water, which looks lighter.

Perhaps it is because of this color difference that the people of Teyvat can swim freely in the water of Fontaine.

"This water... feels lighter than ordinary water." Looking at the calm sea surface, Jingliu walked over, reached out and scooped a spoonful of water, and observed it carefully for a while.

"Well... this water is not that water." Jingliu, who had been watching for a long time, finally came to this conclusion.

Columbia:?

Columbia, who was listening to Jingliu's conclusion, was speechless. If this water was normal water, could normal people breathe underwater?

Feeling Columbia's view of him, Jingliu was a little embarrassed.

But what he said was not wrong. This water is not that water. Is there any problem? No problem, right?

"This is not normal water. The reason why ordinary people can swim freely in the water is basically due to this thing." Jingliu extracted a stream of energy from the water, gathered all this energy to his fingertips, and condensed a small energy ball.

After this energy was extracted, the water in Jingliu's hand turned into a normal color.

"So... what is this?" Columbia looked at the energy at Jingliu's fingertips and asked in confusion. Why can the water quality of Fontaine allow ordinary people to breathe? This question is also very curious to me.

"I don't know, how can I know this." Listening to Columbia's words, Jingliu was speechless. I just came to Fontaine, how can I know what this is.

Alas... If only I had the ability to open Baidu at any time like the Great Compassion Tree King. Then I would be like a walking encyclopedia...

"Uh... It seems so." Columbia also realized that she was stupid. Why would she ask such a question... Could it be that she was infected by Jingliu after being with him for so long?

Well... It's very likely, so let's become a little stupider~

"Are you thinking about something bad?"

"No." Columbia shook her head gently.

"Okay." Looking at Columbia's expression, Jingliu was too lazy to pursue it.

"Let's go, let's go directly to the opera house in Fontaine from here, watch a few plays there, and then go to Fontaine."

"Well, I'll listen to you."

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"..."

"..."

While walking, Jingliu suddenly stopped.

"That... Columbia, have we been around here before..." Jingliu looked at the very familiar environment around him and asked Columbia.

"So you found it. I thought you would wait until dark to find it." Columbia looked at Jingliu with a smile, obviously she had known this question for a long time.

"Why didn't you say it earlier?" Jingliu's tone was a little resentful. If Columbia had said it earlier, maybe they would have arrived in Opicle now.

"You asked?"

Jingliu: ...

Jingliu was suddenly speechless after being asked back by Columbia.

"Okay... okay." Although Jingliu didn't say anything on the surface, he had already made a decision in his heart.

I must teach Columbia a lesson in the evening, otherwise she will be too arrogant, and it will be bad if she doesn't realize her status at that time...

"You beg me now, call a few times..." Columbia paused, and then imitated a tone of begging.

"Wuwuwu~ Please help me, Columbia, who is both wise and beautiful. Please, please. Help me, help me~"

"Say it a few more times, maybe I will help you."

Jingliu:...

"Hehe." Jingliu just smiled and didn't say anything. It seems that Columbia has completely lost her sense of status.

She must be taught a lesson tonight. If Columbia dares to say this today, Columbia will dare to ride on her head tomorrow!

Jingliu ignored Columbia, but carefully observed the surroundings. Not long after, he found a Fontaine self-regulatory mechanism not far away.

"Please beg me, beg me~"

Jingliu ignored Columbia, but pointed to the self-regulatory mechanism not far away.

"See those mechanisms? Even if I beg them, it won't work.

Maybe I'll ask you for help."

Columbia: 6

"Uh... Are those robots used by Fontaine to patrol outsiders? Is it okay for us to just walk over there?"

"What's the matter? I'm just asking for directions, what's there to be afraid of? We are warm-hearted and kind travelers, how could they possibly attack us?" Jingliu said indifferently, he hadn't done anything wrong, what was there to be afraid of.

Columbia: I don't know what the relationship is between you and "warm-hearted" and "kind", these four words have nothing to do with Jingliu.

After saying that, Jingliu took Columbia's hand and walked straight towards the self-discipline agency.

...

"Hello, may I ask how to get to the Opikle Opera House?"

Jingliu and Columbia walked in front of the self-discipline agency, and Jingliu greeted it.

"#%...&#@"

Jingliu:?

"Uh... Hello, we are a traveler. ”

“￥&#……#”

Jingliu, Columbia: …

“Uh…” Jingliu and Columbia looked at each other.

Yes, we can’t speak the same language.

“We are going to the Opera House of Opicolete. How can we get there?”

“%%@#￥……￥#@#￥”

“Are they… going crazy?” Jingliu looked at the self-regulatory agency and didn’t know why. The tone of the agency seemed to be… angry?

Not really, right? What are they angry about?

“Excuse me, how can we get to the Opera House of Opicolete? If you can understand, please show us the way.”

“%￥%……￥#￥%R#￥” The self-regulatory agency seemed to not want to waste time talking to Jingliu, and directly took out its weapon and shot at Jingliu.

Jingliu: 6

……

“Are all the self-regulatory agencies in Fontaine like this? They can’t understand what they are saying, and they have bad tempers. They come up and beat people up if they don’t agree with them. "Jingliu looked at the self-disciplined organs around him that had broken into a hundred pieces, and his tone was somewhat complaining.

"You can beg me now, right?" Compared to Jingliu's expression, Columbia's expression was much happier at this time.

Jingliu: ...

...

Small theater:

Jingliu: Hello, how do I get to the opera house?

Organization: Hello, just keep going forward.

Jingliu: Hello, we are travelers.

Organization: Hello, respected travelers, just keep going forward to the opera house.

Jingliu: How do I get to the opera house?

Organization: Are you deliberately looking for trouble?

Jingliu: How do I get to the opera house? I understand the directions.

Organization: You, brothers, beat me up!

...

Jingliu: I have read it, I don't understand it, I will reply randomly (*'▽'*)♪