chapter 33
33. Why is Joa like that…? ?!
After the religious figures were left out, the interview flowed quickly.
I was a little nervous at first because of the bright lighting, the fact that I was shooting an interview video, I had to put on makeup, and there were a lot of cameras –
The interview questions weren’t as special as I thought. I just ask and answer questions that people around me already know.
As we proceeded like that, the tension eased a bit –
The conversation ended after about 15 minutes.
“Thank you very much for agreeing to the interview. This is the end of the questionnaire we have prepared, but if you have any questions, please feel free to let us know at any time!”
“Yes, there is one thing I want to ask you.”
“Yes, which one is it? “Please speak comfortably.”
I’ve wasted my time, so it’s time to get that much information.
It’s a bit weird to just say, ‘Give me the information!’
“Hmm, since you run a magazine targeting sponsors, don’t you hear a lot about this and that?”
“I guess so.”
“As you know, it’s been a while since I came to Benon World. Anything to do with sponsors….”
Useful information-
When I gave him a sneak peek, the interviewer quickly gave an answer as if he knew what to answer.
“If that’s the case – I know one piece of information that would be especially good for Cheonun to know in advance!”
“What… ?”
“They said that rankers who are in the top 10 of the sponsor rankings will be given a separate function [Group chat room]. “I don’t know what that is.”
Group chat room.
This is an abbreviation for group chat room. My perception of group chat rooms is ‘foolish’.
Nothing more or less than that.
So, the rankings from 1st to 10th are implemented systematically to make people laugh.
“It looks like our Cheonwoon sponsor will be able to enter the ranks without difficulty – would this level of information be useful?”
“Yes, quite a bit.”
Group chat room. It’s a group chat room.
If you say it’s in the top 10, Chu Gwan-i is also in it.
Shall we take a peek?
“… So, do you have any other information? ?”
After that, I asked the interviewer various questions, but-
“Uh, all I know is that Yeon Geun-gwan has a rash on his ankle….”
“That’s right, it’s solid information from what you said in the last interview!”
It seems like there is only one answer that can be saved: ‘Group chat room’.
First of all, since we got that, it’s okay.
“It’s okay now. Thank you all for your hard work.”
When I finished the interview and was about to get up.
A woman with a cannon-like camera hanging around her neck approached me.
Hello top tier sponsor-
“My name is Dayeon and I am a photographer for s*xy Sponsors!”
“Yes, hello.”
“We originally planned to use a photo of the sponsor’s arrival, but as expected, he was the highest tier sponsor! The actual product looks so good that I’m thinking of taking another photo, but I wonder if you don’t mind taking photos…. “I will make sure to take the best photos of the sponsor’s life!”
I don’t really like taking pictures.
In the first place, isn’t that something only very handsome men like?
“Thank you for the offer, but whatever. Do I really need to take a picture?”
“If you don’t want to, of course it’s okay not to take pictures… ! So, are you okay with the photo being uploaded like this? ?”
In the photo shown by the photographer –
On the day of the entrance ceremony, I listened to the ‘Patron Hymn’ with a dumb expression and my face turned red.
Wow, this is really a bit harsh.
“Aren’t there some videos taken with the camera today? Why do I need to use this….”
I guess there were more than one sponsor who asked similar questions to me, and the photographer started reciting lines as if they were written in a script.
“Due to the nature of the magical engineering device, if you use the video footage as a photo, it will not meet the quality standard policy set by our magazine….”
A photographer who talks about policies.
Anyway, to summarize,
Unlike on Earth, here it seems that ‘video cameras and photo cameras must be used separately.’
If this happens, you have no choice.
“… “Then let’s just take one picture.”
– I said that, but I’m really nervous because the cannon camera is aiming at me.
This damn hickey.
It’s not just a camera aiming at me, it’s a crowd of people from magazines, bright lights, and all kinds of things are focused on me, so I feel extremely nervous.
During the interview earlier, they asked me about some kind of ritual or something, so I became extremely sleepy and the tension actually eased.
“Sponsor, can you smile a little more?”
… I’m smiling.
I smiled to myself, but was it really that awkward?
You seem very nervous.
“Hmm, I was just saying I was laughing, but I was a little nervous. “I’m not used to taking pictures.”
“Ah! Do not worry! We have prepared something for times like this….”
Hearing my words, the photographer snapped his fingers and gave an order to the assistant who was waiting to one side.
“Yesul! “Tension-relieving medicine!”
“Yes, sister!”
Tension relief medicine?
Is it something like Cheongsimhwan?
The photographer handed me a small medicine box.
“Cheonun! “Eating it will help you relax!”
I looked around to see if I could take it carelessly, but Ermanon came up to me and took a box of medicine instead.
“I will check to see if it is a genuine tension relief medicine.”
“Yes!”
The assistant came with ordinary medicine. It has a feel like taxlenol, which can be easily purchased at pharmacies or convenience stores.
Ermanon, holding the medicine box, exercised magic in his hands and nodded.
Soon, he handed me a box of medicine along with a water bottle.
“This is a genuine tension-relieving drug with no problems. “It’s okay to eat.”
It’s called ‘tension relief medicine’ rather than Cheongsimhwan, so it’s a bit strange, but it’s still better than having a picture of an awkward smile published in a magazine.
Ermanon even used magic to assure us that there would be no problem.
I opened a pill, put it in my mouth, and swallowed it with water.
“Then we will take a short break and resume filming when the sponsor is okay with it!”
“Yes… no. “I don’t think you need to take a break.”
However, this drug seems to take effect quite quickly.
Something, something feels like something is happening in my body.
“Yes? So let’s do it right now… ? Are you really okay? .”
The photographer asks with a puzzled expression.
Now our expressions have changed. I grinned at her.
Infinite confidence fills me. There is no tension.
If you think about it, yes. Why should I be nervous?
I am a rich man with a lot of money. Moreover, here he is in the position of ‘highest tier sponsor’.
Money, power, everything is at my feet.
What on earth should I be afraid of and nervous about?
I am a person who can accomplish anything.
There’s no way I would be nervous about something like taking a photo.
“hahahahaha! “Why don’t you just do it right now?”
He gave her a thumbs up and smiled.
“Wow, sponsor, it looks like you are particularly receptive to the medicinal benefits….”
***
Less than 10 minutes have passed since the actual photo shoot began.
Azel was grinding his teeth.
“Ugh… Uh, why… Why is Joah like that… ?!”
Jenna, on the other hand, had her mouth open blankly.
“… “I didn’t know you would like it so much.”
Not only did Chunwoon take pictures very naturally, but following the words, ‘Other sponsors did the same!’, He gradually increased the intensity of exposure and soon even took off his top to take pictures.
There were no separate fashion models.
Even if other sponsors were exposed to the comments of magazine women calling themselves ‘s*xy guys’ –
It was embarrassing, at least to the ‘Joa Sect’ believers present, to see none other than ‘Joa’ of the ‘Joa Sect’ himself act naked.
Jenna and Azel had nothing to say.
“Couldn’t you have taken different medicine?”
Azel spoke with concern, but Ermanon answered instead.
“That’s not true. Because I definitely confirmed it. If you have any doubts, you two can check it out right now.”
Jenna brought a box of medicine just in case.
[Tension relief medication for adults+]
Azel, who received the box from Jenna, used her most basic healer magic, ‘Poison Ingredient Test’ –
As Hermanon said, there was no problem with the medicine.
“There is nothing wrong….”
But.
“Wait a minute, Azel. Look at this.”
Jenna pointed to the bottom of her box.
[What is Adult+?]
A new… ….
Both of them knew how the tension-relieving medicine worked.
Tension-relieving medicine literally removes only tension.
However, + for adults had the effect of removing tension and, in addition, all feelings of ‘oppression’ that users normally felt.
This has been a great help to people who suffer from s*xual dysfunction due to psychological reasons, mainly while sleeping at night.
In Cheonwoon’s case, the oppression of ‘I shouldn’t be s*xual because my daughters are nearby’ was relieved and he was in the same state as he is now.
“We, Jo’s family, will not stand still against the magazine that encouraged this blasphemous act… !”
Azelle muttered as she glared at her photographer.
Then, Jenna touched Azel and said.
“But, Azel. “Look in the mirror.”
Actually, it looks like you are enjoying it too.
At Jenna’s words, Azel shut her mouth.
Contrary to her words, Azel had a blush on her cheeks.
That’s right. In fact, Azel had the power to formally protest if she tried to argue.
But Azel stopped at just muttering to himself.
Jenna handed her hand mirror to Azel and her face blushed as well.
“… “I have to buy something next month.”
Without knowing what kind of record the sales volume of ‘s*xy Sponsors’ featuring Cheonwoon will be set next month-
Cheonwoon’s first interview has come to an end.
***
Wow—
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