I Give Up on Conquering the Heroines

chapter 16



16 – Episode 16. Retry (2)

The second round went very well.

I also learn magic.

I also challenged the dungeon.

We attempted to proceed in a standard manner and established stable relationships with the heroines.

Jill is no longer an idiot who whines to me that she hates commoners.

Julia stopped being reluctant to monitor the national power of Pettenburg.

And Yerina’s medical condition has improved a lot.

The second episode was full of hopeful developments no matter where you looked.

“You are my bodyguard! You are a faithful dog! But why do you keep trying to leave my side?”

“······Oh sh*t.”

“Oh the f*ck? What did you just say?!”

I ate it with a rush.

It’s okay. Does not matter.

Return was something I had expected from the first time I challenged the dungeon, so the mental damage was minimal.

I don’t think it was a waste since it was completed in just three months.

The final performance was worse than the first round.

Jill 100%, Julia 84%, Yerina 65%.

The possibility of success was seen in the second round.

I have memorized the structure of numerous dungeons, types of monsters, weaknesses, etc., So it will be possible to shorten the time in the next round.

Let’s go to round 3.

“Stand there, Eugene. If you go, I’ll freeze you to death.”

“······.”

“Open your pocket right now. It looks like there’s a fancy dagger inside. Whose is it?”

“······Ha.”

The third round also failed.

Yerina’s intuition was quite remarkable.

She thought she did a good job creating an alibi this time.

She seemed tired and confused after crossing two continents with just her body.

Her final grades were slightly better.

Jill 92%, Julia 100%, Yerina 88%.

If her grades had been worse, her heart would have been greatly broken.

I think we can succeed in the 4th round.

“What is this again?”

“What is it? It’s a crusader going out to subdue the witch of Pettenburg.”

“Why on earth…?”

“It would be better for the world if there were no evil witches, right? Isn’t that right, Eugene?”

“Hey you crazy b*tch!!!”

6Th session.

I discovered a new event.

Holy Knights’ invasion of Pettenburg event.

Hey. A new event that refreshes your mind just when you’re bored repeating the same thing 5 times.

I am so moved that my five organs and six parts feel like they are going to be twisted.

Mrs. I feel sick. I’ll search.

Another thing to consider has been added.

If the relationship between Jill and Julia becomes serious, a war breaks out between the Vatican and Petersburg.

Until now, the relationship between the Vatican and Petersburg was such that it would not be surprising if war broke out immediately, but it seems that the saint was vehemently opposed to the invasion.

The two had a falling out and Jill approved the invasion.

But if I try to bring them closer, they will both find out that I am cheating on them.

It is important to encourage people to maintain an appropriate relationship.

It would be great if this was as easy as it sounds.

I’m going crazy.

The final grades were 99% for Jill, 100% for Yulia, and 91% for Yerina.

A lot has come up.

I’m sure we’ll succeed next time.

“You didn’t think you wouldn’t know, did you? How stupid do you think I am?”

“I don’t know what you’re talking about, Yerina.”

“This Minotaur’s head. It’s been 6 months since it was subjugated. Isn’t it enough to just put on an anti-corruption spell? It should have also been a barrier. And this jewel. When I checked, it wasn’t bought at an auction house? It was processed similarly, but The back is slightly different. You said you went to the auction house, but where did you go? Can you tell me more?”

“No, that’s enough. I’ll just do it again.”

“What?”

10Th session.

It is hopeless.

Yerina knew everything.

Until now, I just pretended not to know.

They turned a blind eye to the fact that I perjured myself and watched to see how far I would go.

She is a crazy b*tch.

There have been several episodes where the success rate exceeded 90%.

It means that he loved me that much even though he knew I was a liar.

From now on, we will need to pay more attention to perjury.

······ Even if I say this, how can I tell you to falsify in a more meticulous manner than this?

I am at a loss.

The final score was Jill 95%, Julia 100%, Yerina 90%.

My heart is slowly breaking.

“Yes Lina. Will you raise her hand?”

“Yes…”

12Th session.

Everything was perfect.

Although the relationship between Jill and Julia was difficult, it did not lead to war.

Of course, neither of us even dreamed that we were dating each other.

“I’ve thought about it a lot. Our relationship has been strained more than once, but I’ve thought about it every time. I really didn’t do anything wrong.”

The experience is also significant.

I already have maps of the entire continent, dungeon locations, detailed structures, and types of traps in my head.

I probably know more than any RPG developer right now.

Having headbutted him 12 times, he knows how to obtain most hidden pieces, items, and achievements.

“In the end, we came to the conclusion that it was all a burden we had to carry together.”

By learning from the failures of the 10th and 11th rounds, we strengthened and strengthened our perjury.

It is impossible to create a more perfect perjury and alibi than this.

As a result, he succeeded in completely deceiving Yerina.

Yerina, putting aside all her doubts, finally succeeded in entering the ice cave.

In this serious atmosphere, when I entered the ice cave, I could say that Yerina’s success rate was around 93%.

Yerina must also have a hunch.

What should I say?

“No matter what happens, I want to be with you forever, Yerina. Will you marry me?”

“Yes! I love it!”

Yerina is so happy, shedding tears.

This is the end.

I’ve already finished Jill and Julia’s strategy right before the kiss, so I’ve definitely passed 95% of the way.

If I get a kiss from Yerina, it’s really over.

This means that the long 12-episode chapter is over.

“······.”

Yeri puts her ring on my ring finger.

With this, her success rate would have been around 94 percent.

Then he stands up and approaches slowly.

‘Did I look naive? ‘I thought you didn’t know anything, right?’

Yerina’s voice plays in her head and her body trembles.

It seems like Yeri will stand upright and say that to her at any moment.

Your perjury was poor this time too.

I knew everything.

The trauma is revived.

“······Haeup.”

But that nightmare did not happen.

Mucous membrane and mucous membrane come into contact.

The moment I roughly hugged Yerina, her movements stopped.

[Congratulations. You have cleared the game.]

[Escape Condition 1: The attack rate of all heroines must exceed 95%.]

[Escape Condition 2: You must defeat the final boss ‘Draken’.]

Bampapakappam.

It’s clear.

The tension subsides and the breath I was holding comes out.

“Hu…”

[Settlement is in progress.]

[Number of monsters hunted: 821]

[Class A Boss: 1]

[Class B Boss: 0]

[C-Class Boss: 15]

[Hunting score: 38825 points]

[Heroine attack rate]

[Jill Diner: 96 percent]

[Julia Pettenburg: 100 percent]

······

You caught a lot.

Now, more attention is paid to the monster hunting settlement window than to the heroine attack rate window.

I hunted harder this time than ever before.

There was a time when I ran 10 dungeons in one day.

You have to catch a lot of boss monsters at once and use preservation magic and place them in a barrier to secure evidence and an alibi to use for the next two years.

That too will now remain as a memory.

Although it was painful, I also had many happy memories.

I will probably never forget this for the rest of my life.

[Yerina Frost: 93 percent]

“Huh? What the f*ck?”

But what the f*ck is going on?

It’s not over yet?

Even though he accepted my confession without any doubt and kissed me while promising to marry me, the success rate was still 93%.

I don’t have any proof right now, but I can’t completely trust me for fear of cheating in the future.

I’m shaking like hell.

[Escape conditions failed to be achieved.]

[Move to the starting point after 10 seconds.]

“Ah…”

It was an impossible game to begin with.

Even if you satisfy all the conditions, you won’t get a harem ending.

Yerina because of Jeong Byeong-nyeon’s severe medical condition.

I actually feel relieved now.

If I had even a glimpse of possibility, I probably would have repeated the meaningless act dozens of times.

What is 12 years?

It may have been 120 years.

Until the emotions wear out and the mind is broken.

It’s even refreshing that I can now realize that it’s impossible and quit.

[Return to the starting point.]

Thank goodness.

Now you are destined to be trapped in the game. It’s not like you were notified.

There is only one path left for me.

Escape Condition 2: You must challenge the final boss.

Let’s start with a new opportunity and a new mind.

Now there is no need to smile at heroines.

There is no need to say cringeworthy lines.

There is no need to say things you don’t even mean to say that you love someone.

I will be able to live freely and have adventures as I wish.

“Let’s give it a try.”

It is completely unknown how dangerous it will be, but I have a whole game setting book in my head.

How difficult can it be?

It couldn’t be more difficult than dating three mentally ill people.


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