Chapter 34 Keli: Let’s do a little experiment, meow!
"It's so boring, brother Xie Wen, can't Li really do some small experiments?"
The little puppet lay on Xie Wen's back and kept pulling his ears and hair with its little paws.
Since this voyage took a long time, and she had already stayed on Cody's ship for a few days before, Kelimiao, who was always energetic all day long, soon became bored after visiting all five ships. got up.
"Ahem, how about my brother tell you another episode of "Naruto the Cat"?" Xie Wen began to talk about him.
However, this trick does not work well for Kelimiao. For the active little puppet, listening to stories is not that high of a priority, especially when she wants to do (wan) experiments (zha) (dan) when……
"Keli doesn't want to listen to the story now..." Keli shook her head like a furry rattle, "Keli has thought of several new recipes in the past two days, and she will definitely be able to make a very powerful bomb!"
"..."
Doesn’t this make it even more difficult for you to do experiments? !
Xie Wen pressed his head with a headache, then continued to struggle and said: "Has your detonating talisman been ready?"
Compared to blowing up the ship and sinking it, just burning some furniture, door panels, etc. is already a better situation.
"No, Keli gave up, Meow!" Keli Meow replied confidently: "Unless Keli uses the fruit ability, it is impossible to make that kind of thing, let alone preserve it, so there is no point in wasting time on it. Meaningful meow!”
How do you know how to analyze calmly at this time? Why do you do whatever you want when making bombs? !
Xie Wen's head became more and more painful.
"Oh, Keli will be careful not to cause an explosion, um... not to cause a big explosion, meow," Keli clearly knew what Xie Wen was worried about, so she hugged Xie Wen's head. Then he started acting coquettishly, "Just promise Keli~ Okay, meow~"
In the face of such a cute cat acting coquettishly, Xie Wen, a severe cat addict, couldn't bear it anyway. But fortunately, he did not lose his mind because of it. Instead, he was forced to have an idea and came up with a way to get the best of both worlds - —
Find a small boat for Kelimiao, and then use a rope to lead it far behind the fleet. In this way, even if it does explode, you will only lose one small boat. You don't even need the small boat. It's easy to get a few wooden boards to put it together. Just a raft.
"Is this really okay?" Bacchus, who was asked to help, felt that Xie Wen was making a fuss. "Little Keli wants to do an experiment, wouldn't it be nice to give her a room on the boat?"
Xie Wen glanced at this guy who knew nothing and said lightly: "Back in the paper town, the bombs Keli used were the least powerful ones in her hand..."
Bacchus thought about the razed alley, and immediately understood the seriousness of the matter, and then silently lengthened the rope he had prepared.
After some preparations, Xie Wen and Kelimiao boarded a small sampan together.
Keli Miao had eaten the Devil Fruit. In order to prevent her from blowing up this "temporary bomb workshop" and falling into the water, Xie Wen naturally had to follow her and watch over her.
As for Sanji, of course he stayed on the ship to prepare food for them. After all, his small body couldn't withstand Kelimya's bombs.
Although fans who are familiar with One Piece know that before Luffy and the others entered the new world and updated the version, the bombs in the One Piece world could not kill anyone, but that was just a joke. The real reason is that the average person in the One Piece world Xiaoqiang, it’s not that easy to be killed.
And even if the explosion really doesn't kill anyone, it's still no problem to cause serious injuries. The gangsters who used the confetti to suppress it are probably still lying in the hospital bed recovering from their injuries.
However, with Xie Wen's current strength, he is fully capable of reacting before the bomb explodes. Even if it is too late to throw the bomb, it is not a big problem to activate the armed domineering force in time to withstand the explosion...probably.
By the way, he can also exercise his Armed Color domineering power. If he is lucky, it is not impossible to awaken his Knowledge Color, which has never made any progress. After all, he is surrounded by Keli Meow, who is always accompanied by good luck, and Xie Wen himself is even more powerful. Come to Keli Meow’s Super European Emperor!
Just when Xie Wen was thinking this without any self-awareness, a sound of "呲呲" suddenly came from his ears.
"Oops...it seems to have failed again, meow..." Keli Meow tugged on her ears twice and gave Xie Wen a wide smile.
Didn't you fail too quickly? !
While Xie Wen was complaining crazily in his mind, he quickly grabbed the gadget that was spitting out white smoke and threw it as far away as possible.
"boom--!"
With a loud noise, a huge splash of water exploded behind the fleet. A large amount of seawater was blown into the air, and then crashed down on the small sampan where Xie Wen and Kelimiao were, even at the stern of the boat. Bacchus, who was watching the fun, was even splashed with a little bit of sea water.
"Bah bah bah!"
Xie Wen wiped his face fiercely, then spat out the seawater that accidentally flowed into his mouth, and turned to look at Kelimiao who was hiding behind him.
"Hey hehe~ Keli will feel uncomfortable when she touches the sea water, brother Xie Wen, don't be angry~" The little puppet hugged Xie Wen's leg and rubbed it flatteringly.
Xie Wen asked helplessly: "Didn't you say you would be careful not to cause too big an explosion?"
"But... aren't we on a big ship now?" Keli crossed her waist and retorted plausibly: "Then Keli doesn't need to control her power!"
What you said makes so much sense, I can't even refute it.
Looking at the cute and confident appearance of the little puppet in front of him, what else can Xie Wen say? He could only rub Keli's cat head, and then praise: "Keli, you are such a clever little kid."
"Hey hehe~"
Keli Miao seemed not to understand, and scratched her cat ears shyly, but Xie Wen knew that she definitely understood and understood.
It can only be said that El cats are indeed a race that prefers cats, and they are really good at pretending to be innocent.
In the next period of time, Xie Wen and Keli Meow would bomb the rear of the fleet from time to time. After Sanji Meow revealed that he could cook and did a pretty good job, he immediately got With the attention of several chefs in the fleet, they would ask Sanji to compete in cooking skills from time to time. Xie Wen saw that he was quite enjoying it.
Maybe it's because there are huge explosions here every now and then, or maybe some of the people in Xihai have become gangsters. In short, Xie Wen and the others have not encountered a single pirate at all along the way. Pirate world...
Well, excluding Kelimiao's explosion experiment, it was really calm.
However, Kelimiao’s experiment was not really a surprise at all. Xie Wen still encountered a situation where he was too late to throw the bomb far away, and the bomb exploded as soon as it was released...
The result of that explosion was that Xie Wen, who was blocking the front with his armed domineering force, was thrown into the sea by the thrust of the explosion. But Li Miao rolled twice on the ship and then got stuck by the bow. Nothing happened, and... ...An unlucky Neptune tried to attack a small sampan, but was knocked unconscious by an oncoming bomb.
In the end, Keli Meow played with bombs, Sanji Meow got the ingredients, Xie Wen opened the illustrated book, and the sailors made tooth sacrifices...
Everyone is happy...
perhaps.
It’s so painful to edit the manuscript..._(` ∠)_