chapter 4
4 – porter, quit
As soon as the next day came, I declared to everyone in the restaurant on the first floor of the inn.
“I will stop being a porter.”
“…why?”
As soon as I heard that, the hero’s childhood friend,
The wizard raised his black eyebrows and asked me a question in reverse.
Of course, the reason is because I want to live,
Aside from that, there was a lot to say.
“In the first place, there was no need for porters or anything like that. Anybody can carry anything like that.”
Yes.
Why do you need a job like this in the first place?
You guys are strong enough to take down a giant pseudo-wild boar, so why can’t you lift your own load?
Why did you bring the porter in as a party member for no reason and then leave the porter boy alone without cutting it to death when the porter insults the party members?
If you’re like me, as soon as you see it, you slice it like carrots.
In the end, the writer who wrote this novel (discontinued serialization) couldn’t think of any reason, and the party members and the high-ranking people said, ‘…Anyway, I like something about this guy, so let’s take him as a porter.’
When the childhood friend of the hero becomes a member of the warrior party, it feels like I was given an additional 1+1 gift.
Have you ever thought about how it feels to be tied up as a giveaway?
Then anyway, since I don’t like it, I’ll quit being a porter.
“…If there is something that has made you difficult, I will reflect on it. So, think again… Caiman.”
It was the princess who tried to dissuade her with a sad expression.
That’s why I feel like I’ve done something wrong.
“It’s a big deal… Well, I can’t eat anything other than the food the porter made for me…”
The b*tch, no, the saintess looked this way with a restless expression.
If you didn’t know the identity of this b*tch, you might think that she was just a petite blonde girl who made cute gestures like a puppy.
But this year is worse than the Demon King. In the first place, the demon king never appeared properly in the novel.
“…too bad. caiman. Did you forget the promise you made with me three years ago?”
It was a warrior with a big lip.
What is it?
Was there such a setting? No, you are a man in the first place.
Her face is prettier than a woman’s, though.
Anyway, what the hell is there to make an important promise with a dragon and a porter?
It’s ridiculous. I’m just dumbfounded.
“…I’m so lacking compared to you.
Adventure doesn’t seem to fit my fountain.
I’m tired now I want to go back to my hometown and live with my parents.
I want to smell the scent of daisies in my hometown again.”
So, for now, I weighed it up and made a lot of noise to the warrior with a painful expression.
I don’t know why the hero’s hometown is full of the scent of daisy flowers, but I saw it in the setting.
There must also be a suspicion resistance granted by the NTR-mad constellation as a special reincarnation perk.
This is enough to explode emotions.
I’m also a great web writer.
So wouldn’t even a hero with a good heart accept this much?
Please get me out of this crazy NTR-filled party as soon as possible!
“…Caiman, have you eaten hallucinogenic mushrooms? Your parents… no.”
However, it was a warrior who turned his head away from me with only a sad expression on his face.
Could it be that? Like I did a self-tallulah…
…I don’t know if the NTR novel porter’s parents exist or not.
Hey, I don’t have to do that to live.
“…Looking for cooking ingredients for us, you even ate hallucinogenic mushrooms… Porter…”
It was a mean b*tch by the name of a saint who looked this way with a pitiful look.
Hallucination is what you bet on.
However, I kept my mouth shut because I thought it would be a big problem if I revealed that I didn’t know about my past settings.
“…”
It was a wizard who looked this way with a cold expression.
…Did I ever touch you? The original expression is expressionless, but…
I haven’t done anything wrong yet, but I’m afraid.
In the end, my resignation plan was treated as if I accidentally ate hallucinogenic mushrooms and talked nonsense,
I was completely ignored by the party members.
f*cked again.
***
“…Caiman, isn’t your burden heavy? Let the original woman listen to half of it.”
“Gwa, it’s okay… Really…!!”
I waved my hand and refused, but it was the princess who took away the luggage I had on my back.
Anyway, I learned the lightweight magic [Lighten],
If I pour mana into something that touches me, I can lift things lightly…
There’s no way this princess who specializes in combat could’ve learned something like that, so it must be really heavy.
“Uh, uh…”
Sure enough, the princess seemed to be able to do it because she was basically strong, but her expression suddenly deteriorated.
“Princess, the luggage will be heavy, so please hand it to me.”
“no. …Can’t even lift these things, can’t even protect porters,
What is a party of warriors who will defeat the Demon Lord…!!”
– Dada.
She was the princess who tried to carry my burden for me, even shaking her head and running forward.
Did my words today shock you that much?
what the hell did i do to you I don’t have anything other than cooking and making some soda.
Why are you so nice to me…?
“I will listen too. caiman. I’m really sorry for all this time.”
Saying that, he is a warrior who takes a package from me.
If you take the luggage from the porter, what’s left?
“…Give me, I’ll listen.”
Even this expressionless, quiet hero’s childhood friend, the wizard, is trying to steal my luggage.
He’s really weak, but… to the point where he even comes forward.
“…Porter-sama, I will bless you…
You will feel much more comfortable and you will not have bad thoughts.”
Saying so, it is a saint who brings a white hand to me.
Isn’t that [hypnosis]?
You’re not trying to hypnotize me in front of everyone, are you?
Anyway, when her hand touched me, something really made my body and mind much more comfortable and I felt like I was about to fly.
…just in case, just in case,
Aren’t saints really saints?
Am I just a weirdly psychotic porter?
Is it just my delusion that I am the god of NTR, the NTR point, and I am Kim Yu-jin, a tinder maker?
I’ve seen on the news that there are crazy people who talk about having strange chips implanted in their heads.
Are they crazy, or is everyone else crazy?
Everyone else can’t be crazy, so people naturally judge them to be crazy.
So maybe I’m just crazy?
A saint is just a benevolent saint, and a princess is just a dignified princess.
Aren’t warriors just good and hard-hearted warriors?
So, do I still have to be the porter for this party?
…Really, since everyone is like this, I’m rather a bad guy.
So if I don’t want to become a bad guy, should I live like this and do NTR?
Something continued to keep my head idling furiously, and confusion began to set in.
But… how the hell do I do NTR.
Although the princess is a spearman, she is basically the daughter of a war emperor, so she is excellent in martial arts…
Ever since I was little, I was good at handling cold weapons.
She is a great teacher who directly taught the swordsmanship of the Imperial Knights to a warrior from the countryside.
Surrounded by treacherous enemies, back to back with a hero, smiling confidently…
‘If you are willing to protect this world,
I’ll be your only window.’
He proudly declared to the warrior…
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My childhood friend lost his smile after going through a very, very terrible thing when he was young,
She was a very cute heroine who was the only one who showed a genuine smile to the hero and not to anyone else.
***
Even the next day didn’t change anything.
In the end, I ended up lifting less than 1/4 of my usual load.
I’m right.
You really don’t need a porter, right?
If it’s a lightweight magic or something like a warrior’s party, it’s enough to carry your own load.
What kind of adventurer in the world would put a porter as a valuable party member?
I’m just an insectivore. I felt even more guilty.
So… It was clear that all of this was a ploy by the god of NTR.
No matter how hard I struggle, I’ll be the porter of this party,
I’m thinking of watching the heroines of the precious warriors NTR one after another, but it will never go the way he wants.
I don’t have the slightest desire to die as a mystery of the amazing human body while pretending to be someone else’s woman NTR.
I’m going to live happily running a store with a pretty villager somewhere.
So I’ll stop being a porter! God of NTR!
“Ahhhhh…!!”
-Warrr…
I ate my heart and threw all the contents of my luggage on the floor. Expensive potion bottles were broken and buried in a pile of dirt.
Now, I really have to smoke the lungs.
The nicer they are, the more I have to grit my teeth and become stronger…!!
“…Sorry, I’m sorry… My legs are weak…”
At this point, if you don’t really care, you throw it away. really.
Who the hell wants a porter (pour-out)…!!
“are you okay? caiman? Aren’t you hurt…?”
“Are you okay, porter?”
However, it was my colleagues who brushed the dust off me and cleaned the floor.
No, if it’s like this, you really don’t need a porter.
“I really don’t need it, do I?”
I tried to mutter timidly, but
“No, no matter what anyone says, you are our comrade.
Throwing away a colleague just because you’re not feeling well for a while is trash.”
She was a princess who spoke coolly and smiled cool enough to fall in love with her.
I like shonen comics too, but isn’t that what characters in NTR novels would say?
Please take good care of yourself!