NOVEL NEXT chapter 25
25 – Pericana
“Caiman, are you feeling better? I ran for 6 hours today… ”
Lindsay spoke to me while massaging my legs on the bed.
“Thanks to your help… very fine.”
“Really? Thank goodness.”
I can’t stand the expression on my face.
I already knew, but Lindsay’s massage skills are the best.
It’s not enough to loosen up the tight muscles,
Every time I massage my legs, mana is blown into it, so it feels like I’m reviving the mana circuit that has been overworked all day.
It’s really cool and exciting.
Does having good friends mean this?
I don’t think I did much for Lindsay.
You always show this much devotion to a porter like me.
I just want to thank you.
But strangely, after training all day today, I am still energetic and energetic.
“Palmin min♪”
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Maybe it’s not the ability of that strange pink bird sitting on the window sill and singing happily?
Hope Bird is a good name,
Unusual appearance and unknown abilities make us expect it for nothing.
As it turns out, I’m waiting for a development like an SSS-level spiritual creature.
I don’t think it’s a creature that simply exists for the purpose of teabagging my life.
-Titling!
[The constellation of NTR sponsored you 10 NTR points.]
[NTR points held: about 1150 NTRP]
[Support message: There is a T-bagging constellation, but you think there will be no T-bagging bird? ]
That’s it too.
It seems that there are constellations that exist only for the purpose of making fun of my life.
But if that bird keeps teabagging me, I can turn it into fried chicken.
Until then, I guess I’ll need to keep an eye out for that bird’s spiritual powers.
“Did you get it?”
This rather stupid-looking bird seems to question whether it sensed my staring at it, shaking its neck up and down.
I think it looks cute too.
“Caiman, but what are you going to do with that bird?”
Lindsay seems to be interested in the little pink bird.
It’s strange that I’m not interested.
“… I don’t know why, but they follow me
It’s hard to tell how to separate them.”
“Then why don’t you give that bird a name?
It’s because I’m always following you.”
Come to think of it, I haven’t decided on a name for this guy yet.
“I think chicken would be fine.”
“chicken? what do you mean?”
It is a name that fits my philosophy that all birds are just a stage before becoming a chicken.
On the other hand, Lindsay seemed puzzled.
It’s a strange world view where there is popcorn but no chicken.
No carbonated drinks.
“Pump!”
When the pink bird heard me, it flapped angrily and pecked at my thigh.
“ouch!”
Do you know the meaning of this bastard chicken?
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Maybe it’s a coincidence, but first of all, the name chicken is trash.
then what’s the name
… remembered!
“… How about Pelicana?”
“It is an unusual name.”
“Palmin min♪”
The bird chirps happily.
You seem to like the name.
Like a stupid bird, he seems to know chicken but not Pelicana.
Then from today your name is Pelicana.
Ferricana is a bit noisy, but not to the point of being annoying,
With Lindsay’s leg massage, there is no such thing as paradise.
So, it might not be strange at all to fall asleep like this.
***
I was walking aimlessly down a back alley.
What passed before my eyes was a wave of unknown tired people who seemed to flow without self.
Unindividualized gray people.
There was nothing special anywhere in the flow.
I also walked the streets mingled with them, not even interested in anything.
Become a wave that has lost its self,
While flowing through a muddy stream like rainwater running into a sewer,
A wall full of graffiti stood out.
They were graffiti like symbols of a free spirit like graffiti.
A piece of paper hanging on the shabby wall stood out strangely.
I left the procession of the dead and walked slowly as if possessed, examining the poster.
[Recruitment for rap battle contest!]
I just realized this while reading about it.
oh, this is a dream
Should I use a fireball?
I breathed fire with my hand.
-Fury!
A giant sphere of flame erupted and burned the rap battle announcement without a trace.
Black soot remained on a stone wall like a corner of Harlem Street in New York.
I’ve had some lucid dreams,
If you happen to realize that it is a dream while dreaming like now, you enter the lucid dream phase.
In other words, you become the god of the dream world.
How good would it be if you could shoot this much fire in real life?
It would just open up Easy Life Mode.
I’m thinking about that,
An unknown beautiful girl suddenly appeared next to me.
Red hair down to his waist.
She is wearing a pure white dress that contrasts with her burning red eyes.
“what?”
I was puzzled.
“hi? I am God.”
As soon as the girl appeared, she started talking to me playfully.
God, what kind of white noise are you talking about?
disappear
I lightly snapped my fingers.
“what?”
The girl doesn’t disappear.
It was the first time I had ever had a lucid dream.
Regardless of whether or not I was taken aback, the girl continued to speak in a pleasant voice.
“I am what you call the world.
Or the universe, or the truth, or the whole, or one.”
I like Fullmetal Alchemist too.
So what is your real identity?
“or not… If your status window is the constellation you NTRed, would it make sense?”
die!!!!!!
I tried with all my might to create a fireball, but the fire didn’t go out.
Are you trying to NTR my dream now, you devil?
Please let me rest at least in my dreams!
The girl, or the bastard, must have read my expression, smiling even more as she put her hands behind her back and turned around.
Red silky hair stretched out in all directions and joined together.
It’s the same for a saint and a b*tch to be fun with other people.
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More and more, I began to be convinced that this b*tch was the god of NTR who put me into this novel.
“Ah, in principle, Constellation incarnation is prohibited.
There is no other way than to appear in your dreams like this.”
“… Do I have to appear in my dreams? Son of a b*tch?”
I couldn’t even dream of saying honorifics to a constellation like this.
It’s not a Constellation, it’s just the cause of mental illness.
I’m pretty sure 80% of my stress level would be gone if it wasn’t for this son of a b*tch.
Xiang Nian is still smiling.
“Well, why do you think I showed up here? Caiman or Yujin Kim?”
gulp,
It’s a dream, but I swallowed my saliva.
Are you trying to warn me of something?
But this b*tch looked at my face and shook her head exaggeratedly.
“I’m sorry, but there’s really no reason.
just… I’m sick of terrorizing your status screen for no reason.
Kim Yujin, why don’t you follow my will?
Are you dissatisfied with the power I showed you to taste?”
“Who likes that?
At least not me, so stop fussing.”
“hmm… is it?
If you want, you can make any beautiful reason yours,
As a bonus, you can get riches and movies.
The artifacts I drop have that much power.
What I have shown you now is only part of it.”
Aha, since I don’t have any reaction on the status window, I think I came to convince you by revealing myself like this.
There is no choice.
“If you have that much omnipotent power, use it elsewhere.
I have no intention of following your wishes.”
The red god heard me and suddenly started laughing maniacally.
It was a crazy year too.
“Ahahahahaha.
omnipotence? Do you really think I am omnipotent?”
I didn’t know you were going to tackle this one.
“Then what is it?”
She continued, wiping away tears with her hand.
“Hey,
Did you know that the world you live in is much more likely a simulation?
that’s me too
Whether the world I live in is real or fake, no one knows.
After all, I’m not that great.”
What, are you also just a middle manager or something?
That’s no reason to play with my life.
give me my life back!
Or just do something for that crazy saintess.
I think even if he’s sane, he’ll be able to live.
A lot of thoughts are running through my head,
The constellation of NTR suddenly barged its face at me.
“eww…? what?”
“Caiman, another constellation has started watching you.”
If you look at other constellations, they’re all as strange as you.
“The constellation of BL? Namgung Jackson? I blocked them all.”
I said that confidently, but Enthiar shook his head.
“no. It’s not like that.
That Constellation hasn’t taken any action yet.
I still don’t know who it is.”
“… Then what is it? God doesn’t need to know that much.”
“You talked about it. I’m not that great either.
I could have done at least bring you into this novel.”
Isn’t that great enough?
Change someone’s life upside down.
Or is my life just not that great?
… It wasn’t really a big deal, so there’s nothing else to say.
“And, and then.”
A light-year running around desperately with his hands behind his back.
“What?”
“Caiman, am I really the god of NTR?”
Saying that, Entiar started laughing.
weird year.
If your b*tch isn’t the god of NTR, what is?
No matter how I react here, this b*tch is just going to be fun.
Enthiar suddenly looked up at the sky.
I also looked up at the sky.
The sky was dyed red.
With the rain of meteorites burning and falling.
“Ahh… It’s already time.
Then I wish you well in the future.
Bye Bye. caiman.”
Ntiar, who waved at me and smiled, immediately disappeared in a flash.
– Bang bang bang bang bang!!!!!!
And I was killed by a falling red meteorite.
it doesn’t hurt anything
It’s very, very embarrassing that my dream was NTRed by that b*tch.