I Don’t Want To Be a Porter in the NTR Novel

19 – The Liar Saint and the Broken Porter

The saintess led me to the fountain in the town square.

“Porter, porter! They say that if you throw a coin and make a wish, the fountain will come true! Throw a coin over there.”

No matter who sees it, it’s about making money, like a fountain owner raking sunken coins with a pitchfork at night.

Do you seriously believe in this? Are you a retarded child? What the hell is on your mind?

Anyway, I was forcibly extorted by the saintess, and this b*tch threw it and made a wish.

“… Let the love between me and the porter last forever… ”

hear it all your voice is too loud

Can it be said that speaking audibly is also a wish?

Anyone can see that Lindsay & Elaceia, who are looking over there with interest under the magic lamp, were aiming to eavesdrop on the contents of your wish.

At the same time, the saintess whispered.

“If you don’t want to be a footrest, the porter is also free.”

“Yeah yeah.”

what can i do I also tossed a coin, then lowered my head and pretended to make a wish.

Instead, I prayed and prayed that this wicked b*tch’s plan would collapse.

-Titling!

I heard a notification sound again, so I just kept my eyes closed and opened them.

… Looking at the afterimage, it seems that the status window was a different color than usual, but it must be because of my mood?

Hey, what’s your mood?

“Porter, please reach out your hand.”

“yes.”

The saintess puts a transparent top on my hand.

For reference, the top spins by itself = a lie, stops = the truth.

“Porter, have you wished for eternal love with me?”

“yes.”

The lie detector top spins in circles.

You bought this b*tch to interrogate me.

“That is such a great coincidence. I also prayed for eternal love with the porter.”

Saying that, the saintess placed a top on her hand.

why do you stand tall

It’s true?

help me.

The crazy b*tch is laughing.

I’m so scared I can’t stand it

Hee hee hee ha ha ha.

We arrived in front of a stall selling whole squid skewers that smelled like butter.

This is an orchestra of violent scents.

“Porter, look at this! They say butter-grilled squid!”

Apart from butter, there are also squid.

How are you?

I’m the only one hurting if I care, so let’s just stop worrying.

Anyway, it’s delicious.

It’s really thrilling that there are butter-grilled squids in this world.

“Porter, look at this too! It’s a chocolate banana!”

It may not look appetizing, but it is delicious.

Sweets + Sweets bring out an explosive and melty sweetness.

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If I had to ask, it was possible because it was chocolate.

But why are there bananas in this world?

Do you think the level of people in another world is too low to think why there is chocolate?

“Porter porter, look at this! It’s candy apples!”

What is a porter porter?

… It’s honestly hard to eat. It’s too big, and it’s a bit hard to lick.

It’s good to bite into it, but it’s all in your mouth.

It’s really pretty to look at.

“Kunjim-nim! Look at this! It’s fried noodles!”

… Isn’t this a fantasy world?

“Porter, ah~ an♡”

I want to blow it up

I slurped the fried noodles that the saintess rolled around with a fork and put into my mouth.

But the fried noodles are delicious.

Drinking beer here would be the icing on the cake.

“Ah, guest. Forks must be returned to the counter after use.

To protect the world’s environment!”

The stir-fried noodle vendor said so with a commercial sweet smile showing his white teeth.

I tried not to think about it, but even thinking about cancer here is strange.

In the end, I was drawn to the saintess’ pace as it was.

Since I said I would be her toy in the first place, was this how my fate was supposed to be?

“Poor porter… Are you out of money? Then I’ll shoot them all today!

therefore… Should the porter buy it for me later?”

I won’t buy it

Anyway, since I, a beggar, had no money,

Instead, I bought a lot of delicious things with the saintess’s money,

Seeing all sorts of strange things…

It was already dark in the early evening, and pale blue magic lights illuminated the street.

As I went around the market today, I felt it, but since there are night streets, it can be said that it is a fairly developed commercial city.

“Porter, your hand.”

I gently held out my hand.

I feel like this b*tch’s puppy.

In fact, it is treated as nothing special.

“Porter, did you enjoy today?”

The saintess asks a question while placing a top in my hand.

“yes.”

The top in my hand spun around.

“I had so much fun playing with the porter today too!”

The top in the saintess’ hand stopped.

Did you really enjoy it? thank god.

Still, there is something worthwhile about rolling like a dog.

If I can satisfy you… Maybe I won’t do useless things like the hero NTR.

“Please keep doing it like today!

If I’m satisfied… I’ll let the porter go.”

The top that was placed on the hand of the brightly smiling saintess began spinning again.

Does this mean you have no intention of letting go?

“The people behind you are welcome to come now!”

When the saintess shouted, the princess and Lindsay, who were holding grilled skewers in the distance, were startled and walked this way.

I guess I was just enjoying my holiday.

… In addition, a childhood friend appeared from another direction.

How long has it been and when did it appear?

It’s always like a ghost.

“… ”

”… Alice-sama, did you get anything on my face?”

Alice (a childhood friend) is staring at the face of the saintess.

He has the same sleepy black eyes as usual and expressionless,

In a way, it seems that she doubts the saintess.

It’s good to be suspicious of that monster…

I didn’t know what would happen to me if I found out about the saintess’ identity.

How should I explain to my childhood friend? The more I think about it, the more it hurts.

She is now the only precious comrade who might notice the truth…

Rather, it is more difficult because of it. Because everything has to be planned in great secrecy.

We don’t even know who is observing everything we say.

“Oh right, I have something to show you!”

While saying that, what the saintess took out and showed was a transparent top.

It’s a lie detector.

“What is this? I saw him spin round and round by himself… ”

Lindsay seems curious.

And if you say that, it proves that you’ve been watching us from afar.

Well, I don’t know if there was a plan to hide it because our eyes kept meeting in the first place.

Later, I heard that we just bought food according to the stalls we stopped by.

After all, it looks delicious that others eat it, doesn’t it?

The saintess held a top in both hands in the pose of a product salesperson and excitedly began to explain.

“This top, put it on your hand like this…

Stop telling lies

If you tell the truth, it will go round and round by itself!”

At the same time as he said that, the top in the saintess’ hand began to spin round and round.

… Wait, I think I said it backwards?

What else is this liar up to?

“… To think there is such a great thing… Really?”

Lindsay couldn’t hide her surprise.

“Iknow, right. I think technology is amazing these days.”

A saint who lives with a smile on her lips and lies.

Honestly, it seems overbalanced for something worth buying at the bottom of the market.

“Porter, give me your hand.”

I gently held out my hand.

The saintess placed a top on my hand.

“Porter, do you really love me? Like Land and Sky?”

“yes.”

… aha. I was aiming for this.

Round and round.

The top started spinning with the momentum to break through the heavens.

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My hand hurts

“Ohhh… .”

Princess, please don’t be surprised with your eyes twinkling.

This is not proof of my supreme love.

I’m sorry Everything is the saint’s plan.

The saintess put the top on her hand this time,

Assume a contemplative posture.

“Um… Then, let’s lie this time.

I am the porter… I want to torture you very, very badly!”

The top stopped abruptly.

baby girl

Whether I cry in my heart or not, other people’s eyes shine even more.

This feels like a complete clown.

“Come on then, Alice-sama! Please reach out your hand.”

“… huh?”

The saintess very casually took the hand of Alice next to her.

no. That b*tch’s twinkling eyes…

It is the eye that plots.

As it was, the lie detector top was placed on Alice’s hand.

“Alice, can I ask you a question?”

“… I can’t…”

A tone that seemed genuinely troubled.

“… Can’t it just be done once? just once… ”

As if pleading, Seria leaves Alice a glare attack with bright puppy-like eyes.

”… ”

Alice looks troubled.

Assassin can’t beat insignia.

A relationship like a rock and a cloth.

Even if you are caught by a pseudo-religious person on the road, it is the Asa race that you cannot easily shake off.

So now I feel the same way for Alice.

“Alice, are you… the warrior… Do you love me!”

What question are you asking?

“… ”

“You have to answer me.”

“… yes.”

A very small, yet inaudible answer to the person present.

At that moment, I did not miss Lindsay’s small but startled surprise.

but… The top stands still as if nothing happened.

In other words, the childhood friend’s love for the hero is [true],

Does anyone who sees this accept it as a [false]?

I can see Lindsay’s expression darkening in real time.

Hurt the tender-hearted hero, is this your bad plan?

no… . Don’t fall, Lindsay!

Your love is real!

… And the top starts spinning round and round.

“what… ?”

The saintess had an expression of disbelief.

The same goes for Lindsay and the princess.

… And I can’t believe it either.

“… I’m so sorry. I think this is broken.”

Saying that, Alice set the top down on the ground, but

The top still spins round and round.

The speed of the penguin is getting faster and faster.

After spinning at high speed, I ended up eating fish… It made a noise and lost power and stopped.

White smoke billows from the tip of the fallen top.

“Since before, I have not been compatible with these kind of detective magic tools…

There were things that would break if I just touched them, maybe that’s the case this time too… ”

The saintess’ expression hardened for a moment, but

Soon, his expression changed to a bright smile like a mask.

“No, it’s okay! It was fun enough!”

… Um, I don’t know, but has one of this b*tch’s vicious plans fallen apart?

Somehow I think I only ate free food, but it worked out anyway.