NOVEL NEXT Chapter 2
Chapter 2: Who Would Have Such a Name Seriously?
Translator: yikaii Editor: yikaii
Fat Nurse: “……”
Such unreasonable requests, of course, could not be satisfied.
She ignored Jiang He, pushed the medication cart out of the ward, and planned to go to the next room.
But before she opened the door to the next room, she paused, took out a small notebook from her pocket, and silently wrote down a line—
“Patient Jiang He in Room 207, condition suspected to have worsened.”
……
Room 207.
Jiang He, having failed to obtain more medication, once again turned his attention to that “screen.”
“Is this my golden finger… my attribute page?”
Jiang He found it fascinating.
But then again, he thought it was normal.
After all, he had traveled through time.
Isn’t it reasonable to have a golden finger?
“Name… Age… Occupation… Strength.”
“I’ve seen in novels that those protagonists’ attribute pages are very long, including agility, constitution, intelligence, weapons, magical treasures, techniques, experience points, attribute points, and such. Their attribute page alone can fill half a chapter, so why does mine only have [Strength]?”
And then there’s the occupation…
Mental Patient?
Damn it!
How can “mental patient” be considered an occupation?
Jiang He complained in his mind and sighed inwardly, “What a pity, the body I’ve crossed into is that of a mental patient with disordered memories, unable to gather more information about this world from his memories.”
A phone?
To search online?
As a “mental patient,” where would he get such a thing?
Having already taken the medication, Jiang He once again left the ward and focused his attention on the television hanging on the corridor wall, intending to learn about this world through “news reports.”
Opposite the television, there was a row of blue chairs.
Clearly meant for the patients.
But just as Jiang He had just sat down…
A young doctor in a white coat came over and said, “Jiang He!”
Jiang He glanced sideways and asked, “What’s up?”
The young doctor said, “Come with me, the dean wants to see you.”
Saying this.
He turned and walked towards the end of the corridor.
After walking a dozen meters, he looked back and saw Jiang He still sitting on the chair, and said, “What are you still sitting there for? Hurry up and follow.”
“I won’t go!”
Jiang He, without taking his eyes off the television, said, “Don’t disturb me watching TV.”
The young doctor was so annoyed he itched, but considering Jiang He was a mental patient, out of professional ethics, he could only coax, “Brother Jiang, come on, the dean really has urgent business… Look, if you come with me, how about I give you a lollipop?”
He pulled a lollipop out of his pocket.
Jiang He got angry.
He directly jumped up from the chair, grabbed the young doctor’s collar, and with glaring eyes said, “Are you fucking insulting me?”
“Lollipop?”
“Do you think I’m a three-year-old child, or are you here to fool idiots?”
With 180kg of strength.
He lifted the young doctor off the ground, and the doctor, being a “liberal arts student,” had never seen such a scene before, and quickly said, “Jiang He, don’t be impulsive, we can talk this over… we can talk this over!”
“That’s more like it!”
Jiang He’s eyes rolled, and he said, “I might follow you, but you have to give me a few bottles of medicine.”
“What medicine?”
“……”
Jiang He thought for a moment and then asked back, “What medicine have you been giving me?”
“Chlorpromazine, trifluoperazine, and fluoxetine…”
Jiang He said, “Those, give me one bottle of each.”
The young doctor said, “Let go first, and I’ll go to the pharmacy to get them for you.”
Glancing at the young doctor’s badge, Jiang He let go and said, “Feng Shaoyu, Dr. Feng… I’ve remembered your name, don’t play tricks.”
Feng Shaoyu ran off immediately.
“Shit!”
Jiang He muttered under his breath, “This isn’t good,” and started to chase after him.
He chased him out of the inpatient department’s main entrance, performed an urgent stop, turned around, and started running again.
Outside the inpatient department, Feng Shaoyu shouted, “Security, it’s that kid… take him to the dean’s office!”
“Don’t worry, Dr. Feng!”
A round-bodied middle-aged security guard with his cap askew patted his chest and said, “I’ve already mastered basic body movement techniques to a high level; let that kid run 80 meters ahead.”
He calmly lit a cigarette, then started chasing into the inpatient department with long strides.
His steps weren’t fast.
But with every step he took, he covered a distance of six or seven meters.
Jiang He looked back and cursed inwardly!
“Such big steps, aren’t you afraid of pulling something?”
“If Cao Zhi had this kind of skill, he wouldn’t have needed seven steps back in the day; he could have left the city in five…”
20 minutes later.
Jiang He, with his head drooping, unwillingly arrived at the dean’s office.
The dean of Anning Psychiatric Hospital, surnamed “An,” looked to be in his fifties, with slightly graying hair, wearing glasses, and dressed in a white coat. Behind him on the wall hung a calligraphy piece with the words “Slut” written on it.
“Dean An, I’ve brought the person to you.”
As soon as Feng Shaoyu entered the office, he started complaining, “Dean, this kid…”
Dean An waved his hand and said, “Okay, I know. Dr. Feng, you can go and be busy.”
As soon as Feng Shaoyu left.
Jiang He raised his head and said, “Dean, I want to complain…”
“Stop talking for a moment!”
Dean An, somewhat exasperated, massaged his temples and said, “The police have some questions for you.”
Only then did Jiang He notice that there were two police officers in the dean’s office.
One of the female officers stood up and said, “Jiang He, you are suspected of being involved in a kidnapping case, there are a few questions…”
Before the female officer could finish.
Jiang He exclaimed, “Wait… Kidnapping case? Officer, you can’t frame me… I’m a mental patient, locked up in my room all day long, how could I possibly be involved in a kidnapping case?”
After all, it was his own patient.
Dean An chimed in, “That’s right, I can vouch for that. Jiang He fell… accidentally fell from upstairs three days ago and has been unconscious until today.”
The female officer frowned and exchanged a glance with the other male officer.
The male officer stood up and asked, “Do you know Zhang San, Li Si, and Wang Mazi?”
Jiang He couldn’t help but laugh and asked, “Officer, are you sure these names aren’t made up? Are they the suspects in the kidnapping case you mentioned?”
Dean An chuckled and said, “Yeah, who would seriously have such names?”
The female officer said, “But they claimed… they are Jiang He’s brothers, couldn’t bear to see Jiang He troubled by love, so they kidnapped Miss Yun Yanchen of the Yun family to be your wife, Jiang He!”
Jiang He: “???”
What the hell!
I have such good brothers in this world?
How come I don’t remember?
Dean An looked shocked and said, “Miss Yun of the Yun family? If I’m not mistaken, Miss Yun is an awakened one, with extraordinary superhuman abilities.”
“And the Yun family is one of the top families in our Xixia, these Zhang San, Li Si, and Wang Mazi, who exactly are they, daring to kidnap Miss Yun of the Yun family?”
The female officer said, “We have obtained their photos, but their identities are still being investigated.”
Dean An asked, “Can I see their photos?”
“What the hell!”
“These… these are our hospital’s patients!”
(End of the chapter)