I Cook My Way Through The Multiverse!

To my beloved homies,

I got the surgery on Tuesday evening.

And oh my lord, it's so fkin painful. I didn't feel a thing during the surgery but now? Literal hell to move around. Whenever you moved in a certain way that got your ass slightly twitching, shit stings af 😭

I-Is this what anal is like?

Oh dear lord, I swear on my mama I'd never be gay 😭😭😭

Your dearest,

mythoast

PS.

I'm writing in pain. Anal is not fun.