I Can’t Be Sword God



511 Bulao city

In the legends, there was once a River that fell from the sky in the Western regions. It hung in the air and flowed straight down, hence the name “Teng river.” When the Teng river landed on the ground, the people on both sides of the river would drink the water of the Teng river and become immortal.

Relying on this Celestial River, an immortal clan was born on both sides of the river, known as the ” immortal clan.

Until one day, the people of the undying clan discovered that the Teng river water falling from the sky was gradually drying up. They tried everything they could think of, but no one could find the reason.

How could humans know what was happening in the sky?

In their panic, the clansmen invited a Zen Master with strong mana, hoping that he could guide them.

The Zen master used a pair of wise eyes to see through the nine Heavens and ten lands. Then, he said that a devil was born in the celestial world.

It had soaked in the Teng river and blocked the source of the Teng river. It had drunk all of the Teng river’s water to increase its strength.

If they didn’t stop it, the day it drank all the water of the Teng river, it wouldn’t just be the undying clansmen in the lower realm who wouldn’t be able to live forever. In fact, the immortal world would be destroyed by the demons who had greatly increased their strength.

The unaging clansmen did not care about so many things in the immortal world. They only hoped that they could live forever. Therefore, they begged the Zen master to give them a solution to save the never-aging clan.

So the Zen master taught them a Scripture and put a powerful sacred object into the river. He told the members of the never-aging clan that as long as they chanted the Scriptures loudly on the shore, they could kill the devil.

In fact, the members of the unaging clan were suspicious. Would the Zen master kill the devil who could destroy the immortal world so easily?

But they had no other choice. They could only make a Hail Mary effort and believe in the Zen master this once.

Thus, the entire tribe chanted Sutras on the shore for seven days and seven nights, and a miraculous thing happened.

When the seventh night was about to end, a thunderous sound suddenly came from the sky, and the world shook! Half of the tribesmen were knocked unconscious by the sudden loud noise, but this was not the most miserable.

A moment later, a huge object descended from the sky. It was so huge that it directly covered both sides of the Teng river. The clansmen who were sitting cross-legged and chanting Sutras on both sides of the river were all suppressed by this giant object!

The unimaginable earthquake affected the entire western land, causing countless casualties. It was only after a long, long time that someone could go and investigate the source of the great earthquake.

The soaring River that had fallen from the sky had disappeared, never to be seen again.

And the members of the undying clan would no longer be sad because of this, because the entire undying clan had been crushed to death, and no one was spared.

The cause of this disaster was a huge corpse that fell from the sky. The corpse later turned into a towering oasis.

Countless years later, a beautiful and prosperous city was built on the Oasis.

It was called bulao city.

It was said that bulao city still worshiped the sacred object that the Zen master used to get rid of the devil. So, even though this isolated city occupied a large piece of rich and fertile land, no powerful country dared to attack it.

However, even if there were no external problems, internal troubles were inevitable.

……

The flowers bloomed on the hill and the hills were red. The green water and mountains did not ask what year it was.

On the streets of bulao city.

disciple, your lover Qianqian, ” Yu Qi ‘an said casually.

“Acquaintance.” Li Chu immediately corrected him.

Oh, that little girl you know is the princess of bulao city? ” “If she’s so powerful, can we ask her for help directly?” Yu Qi ‘an asked.

“I should be able to.” I’ve worked with her in shenluo city before, ” Li Chu said. if I go to her again, she probably won’t reject me.

A group of four people was walking on the bustling Street. The pedestrians were like a web, practically bumping into each other. The little koi fish kept holding on to Li Chu’s clothes, afraid that he would get lost.

Old du carried his luggage and looked at the Western beauties in cool clothes who occasionally appeared on both sides of the road. A warm and innocent smile uncontrollably hung on his dark face.

Bulao city’s terrain was high, and there was plenty of sunlight. The climate was slightly hot, so it was not unusual for the girls to show their slender waists and long legs. The sunlight shone on her snow-white skin, making her look dazzling.

“This is how the Western regions should be like.” Yu Qi ‘an said with a smile.

yeah.

Old du could not help but nod.

This was what public-funded tourism should be like.

There was another strange thing about bulao city, which was that there were many flowers here. Wherever they went, no matter if it was the streets, the roofs, or the roofs, large clusters of flowers would bloom.

Compared to shenluo city, this place was more worthy of the title of ‘Flower City’.

Li Chu knew that this matter was related to ye Leng ‘er.

She was a rare hundred flower immortal body, she was born with spirituality and could grow flowers and grass out of thin air. Back in shenluo city, during the winter, she could make the whole city Bloom with just a short walk. This was her hometown, so it was naturally affected.

When they reached the center of bulao city, they were a little tired. Old du noticed that the melon-selling girl was exceptionally beautiful and went forward.”Give me two watermelons.”

“Guest, you can choose.” The melon-selling girl said with a sweet smile.

“Miss, may I ask where the princess of bulao city, ye Leng ‘er, lives?” elder du casually asked.

“Ye Leng ‘er?” “Are you looking for her Majesty?” the melon seller blinked.

So she was already the Queen?

Li Chu was surprised as he took the melon from elder du. After taking a bite, he nodded and praised, ” “Well, it’s true that the fruits in the Western regions are especially sweet.”

Yu Qi ‘an looked at du Lanke, who was talking to the melon-selling girl, and laughed. “Yes, it’s said that the girls in the Western Region are especially beautiful. It’s true.”

……

“It’s said that there are a lot of monsters in the Western Region. It’s really f * cking true.”

Wang longqi was tied to a pillar in the dark cave, looking at the monster in front of him miserably.

A few small demons who had not yet fully transformed, with pig heads and donkey heads, were walking back and forth in front of Wang longqi. They laughed weirdly as if they wanted to scare him for fun.

However, Wang longqi had seen the world, how could he be scared by these country monsters? However, he was not afraid at all and shouted, ” “Let go of my child’s mother. If you want to do anything, come at me!”

“You? Do you have that ability?” The small demon chuckled and pointed at the inner cave behind him. “Just listen carefully, you’ll hear your wife’s crying soon!”

The leopard-headed Monster King had already brought Ji Yuhuan in. Wang longqi gritted his teeth and was about to greet his ancestor.

Suddenly, there was a loud boom.

A bolt of lightning descended from the sky and blasted through the top floor of the cave, crashing into leopard head’s bedroom.

A few of the little gremlins who were still mocking Wang longqi turned around with a smile on their faces and saw thick smoke rising from their King’s bedroom.

“King!”

The little demons looked at each other, shouted, and rushed in.

After a series of chaotic sounds, the black leopard finally raised its head and began to perform emergency measures such as pinching her philtrum, patting her chest, and carrying her cassock.

After a long while, leopard head’s eyes finally opened a crack. He opened his mouth and spat out a wisp of black smoke. Then, he slowly said four words.

“There’s a trick to this Pixiu.”