I Became the Maid of the Lout Prince

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“Ugh, urgh…”

“…Lilith, are you okay?”

Ethan gently stroked my back as I dry heaved at the sight of a real sl…ut for the first time.

‘My head is spinning. I should have just averted my eyes as soon as I saw her face.’

It seemed that even though my body had changed to that of a woman, there were still some things that absolutely wouldn’t change.

At the same time, I felt like I was naturally reflecting on my past life when I had trash-talked about Lilith being a slutty whore on LuAGal. Although it did trigger my unicorn sensor that she wasn’t a virgin despite being the main heroine, facing Evelyn in person was far more disgusting.

“It’s understandable to be nervous. Is your stomach okay? Should I get you some water?”

“…No. I felt a bit sick for a moment, but I’m fine now.”

Just breathing the same air as her nearly made me vomit up the stomach acid in my empty stomach, but I was proud of myself for somehow managing to hold back the nausea.

Fortunately, Ethan thought I was acting this way because I was nervous about the upcoming decisive battle with Machart, which was lucky. If he had asked for the reason, I wouldn’t have had any excuse to give.

Still, the information exchanged for the nausea almost confirmed that Machart would be attending the noble exchange meeting today, so now all that was left was to wait leisurely.

From when people started gathering, I gradually reduced my conversations with Ethan and deliberately created an awkward atmosphere. Machart hadn’t shown up yet, but I had to do some preliminary work to deceive him later. [Only on Galaxy Translations! / Axiomatic]

While Ethan and I spent time alone in one corner of the Banquet Hall, the faces of the other members who had gathered for the day of the operation began to appear one by one.

“Agnes, is it uncomfortable for you to match your pace with me? Should I walk a bit slower?”

“…Don’t treat me like a child.”

“Your dress is pretty. It seems different from what you usually wear, you know?”

“…I didn’t wear it to show you. Mind your own business.”

Agnes appeared wearing an unexpectedly flowy dress, and Hero Gyeongmwajogyegigwat walked beside her, matching her short strides.

“……”

“Miss, if it’s not rude, perhaps when the banquet starts, would you like to dance with me…?”

“Ah, aaah, no…! I, I have a dance allergy…!!”

“What?”

I also confirmed Seriste’s attendance, who showed up at the hall wearing an eye mask (which made her stand out more) while saying that it shouldn’t be known that she was openly participating in such an event.

Seriste, who had to participate alone due to the unexpected variable of Agnes not receiving an invitation to the banquet, looked pitiful in many ways. True to her originally timid personality, she would always stick close to Gyeongmwajogyegigwat at events like this and never leave his side, but now, she looked like a hamster thrown into a snake pit.

I think I did something sorry to her. But Seriste’s presence was essential for this operation, so it couldn’t be helped.

Still, once this is over, I’ll make her a real saint, so it should be a decent apology and reward for the fake saint Seriste.

Lastly, the slutty Evelyn had left her seat and returned after about 30 minutes. At this point, all the people who could gather except for Machart had arrived.

About ten minutes after the exchange meeting started with a brief greeting from the host (anonymous) side’s MC,

A man entered the hall amid distinctly murmuring sounds.

…Naturally, leading dozens of women behind him.

“Have you been well, Prince Machart?”

“Yes, I’ve been well. I’m sorry my memory isn’t clear, but are you perhaps the young lady of the Viscount Berko family?”

“My father is not a viscount but a count… but I’m honored that you remember me at all!”

“That’s good, I got half of it right. Do you have any plans for tonight? The time I spent with you last time was quite impressive. If you do that thing you did for me again, I’ll make sure to call for you tonight as well.”

“Oh, really?! I’m honored, Prince Machart!”

“I, I can do anything for you, Prince! So please grant me the honor too…”

“Me too, Prince Machart!”

“Today is my safe day…”

…It would be better for my mental health not to look at that side of the room for a while.

My stomach churned again at the dramatically increased concentration of non-virgins with Machart’s appearance. Still, maybe because I had been vaccinated by Evelyn, I seemed to be able to endure it somewhat. [Only on Galaxy Translations! / Axiomatic]

As the Hero and Agnes also seemed to be about to enter the operation with Machart’s appearance, I quietly communicated my intention with just a blink of an eye as they sent glances our way.

…From now on, it was the start of the operation.

From the moment Machart entered the Imperial Palace, Ethan began to carry out the operation as I had instructed him.

That is, the operation to deliberately shift his gaze towards other young ladies while ignoring me sitting across the table.

For now, since Machart would be aiming for me, Ethan and I looked too close, so it was an operation to create a conflict that anyone could see.

Since I had said it would be more effective to look at women with high exposure, Ethan fixed his gaze on a woman who had her chest half-exposed, so anyone could feel the lecherous emotion in that gaze.

…Well, even though she’s exposing herself like that, Ethan knows that my chest is still bigger.

“I’ll go get us something to drink for a moment, Ed.”

“…Alright, Lili.”

I deliberately left my seat just as the lady who thought Ethan’s gaze was a flirtation towards her started to move. To start a love triangle battle from now on, I needed to show some vulnerability.

So, when I came back with two glasses from the drink bar, as I expected, the poor sacrificial lamb had taken my seat and was happily chatting with Ethan as if she were his fiancée.

“I never thought the young master of the Blackwood family would be such a person… You’re quite sneaky, aren’t you?”

“…I don’t know what you’re talking about.”

“I saw you staring earlier. When you stare so blatantly at someone else’s chest, it’s quite noticeable.”

“……”

“Does your partner not let you touch? Or are you just getting bored of those uselessly large breasts?”

The unnamed young lady was chatting excitedly with Ethan, not knowing that I was approaching from behind. And Ethan, facing such a young lady, continued the conversation as nonchalantly as possible while avoiding eye contact.

“I’m sorry if it seems like I’m comparing, but I don’t see how your body is better than Lili’s in any way.”

“You dare say that directly to a woman? Seriously.”

“If you’re so confident, why don’t you explain it to me?”

“First of all, your fiancée’s breasts are uselessly too big, aren’t they? Those kinds of breasts might look good, but they’re no fun to touch~.”

What nonsense. The fact that bigger breasts are better for women is something 90% of healthy men in their prime would agree with.

Of course, there might be guys who prefer extreme loli body types like Agnes’s, but those men are exceptions and shouldn’t be included in the statistics.

For men who like women with somewhat large breasts, the general opinion was that bigger is better. At least, that was definitely true for me in my past life.

“Those breasts with no elasticity, just sagging, and feeling nothing when you grope them, what’s good about that? On the other hand, mine are just the right firmness and still have plenty of feeling when touched. You don’t have to worry about them sagging with age either.”

In this world, everything can be solved with magic, you know? Breasts don’t sag with age, you know? I should just shove this glass right into that rude bitch’s mouth…

‘No, no…’

Come to think of it, there’s no reason to get worked up over something like this at all. I momentarily lost my composure by getting fixated on something strange.

From the beginning, this woman was a pitiful young lady who didn’t even know that Ethan and I were inducing the situation to draw out someone like her.

Moreover, in a sense, she was helping with my operation to take down Machart, so there was no reason to get angry at such a woman. [Only on Galaxy Translations! / Axiomatic]

It wasn’t enough for me to intervene and start a fight yet. I should just watch the situation a bit more and then jump in at the right moment to start an argument with Ethan.

“And you know, when breasts are big, the sensitivity decreases. A quiet woman in bed is not attractive at all. Don’t you agree, young master Blackwood?”

“…Is that so? I’m not sure. Lili doesn’t particularly show weak sensitivity.”

“That’s all an act, an act. How could someone with such big breasts be sensitive? She probably wouldn’t even notice if a mouse crawled between her breasts.”

That’s not true? I feel a lot, you know? Um, my body is much more sensitive than you imagine?

I feel it every time Ethan touches my breasts? This bitch is just talking nonsense as she pleases while I’m listening quietly.

However, the unnamed young lady who was walking around with her chest half-exposed like a prostitute seemed to have chosen to put me down and promote herself as a way to approach Ethan, and continued talking to Ethan while comparing herself to me.

…At some point, she did so without even realizing that her own actions had crossed a ‘line’.

“If you don’t believe me, why don’t we compare?”

“…Compare what?”

“You came with your fiancée today, right? The fact that you came to a place like this with your fiancée means that she’ll do anything you ask, doesn’t it? So, say it proudly. Say that you want to hold both me and your fiancée in bed at the same time tonight.”

“…That’s nonsense…”

“If you have us side by side, you’ll definitely feel it. You’ll see whose body is more lewd and attractive, and who’s faking their moans. You can choose, then, Young Master Blackwood.”

“……”

“Let’s start with this first, shall we? You’ve kissed your fiancée before, right? How about comparing right now whose lips are softer between the two of us…?”

Splash.

“……Li, Lilith?”

As she was about to shove her pig asshole-like mouth in front of Ethan’s face, I was already pouring the liquid from the glass in my right hand over the young lady’s crown.

“Get your greasy pig intestines away from Ed, you bitch.”