chapter 26
26 – Episode 23: The Demon Capital is Life! – 3
f*ck I can’t live like this.
I forgot.
One common sense that applies not only to the earth, but also to this world.
No matter what you do, whoever loses first is an asshole.
I don’t know who coined the stupid saying that losing is winning, but this is an immutable law.
I can’t stand it anymore.
“f*ck! I can’t live like this!”
I straightened my hunched back and got up from my seat.
Beneath them were wooden barrels stacked with crockery of food.
Excluding those numerous monster requests, there were very few things that we as apprentice adventurers could do. If there was any, it was just the chores we were doing right now.
Washing dishes and serving at a restaurant that started like that.
Looking at the dishes piled up in the huge wooden barrel, I was incensed.
“How much did I study to not live like this! Does it make sense to be called into this f*cking world and have to wash dishes!”
It was embarrassing.
I didn’t want to live in poverty without money, so I worked really hard.
I studied and got all the qualifications I could get, and even when my friends went on trips and had fun, I put in a lot of effort.
As a result, I was able to join a well-known large company.
The work was hard, and the social life was poor, but when I looked at the numbers in my bank account every month, those negative feelings disappeared like snow.
However, after being summoned to this dog-like world that day, everything changed.
“We have to go back to Earth. No matter how hard I tried there, I couldn’t live here washing dishes! my job! money raised! Home! car! They’re all there, f*ck!”
“To agree. I already had a well-designed future, starting with a comfortable family, but coming here has twisted everything, so I have to get it back.”
Rin seemed to think the same as me.
He confessed to us the other day that his family belonged to the wealthy side of China, so he must have said everything.
“Kyoko wants to go back too, right? We have to get back what we did on Earth!”
“What I have accomplished… I, of course I have! …well… I can’t tell you now! I want to go back too!”
“okay! Let’s not f*cking do this here, let’s make a plan! The plan to break the heads of those f*cking monsters…”
When I asked Kyoko a strong question, she nodded her head in bewilderment.
I threw the scrubber I was holding onto the floor.
From that day on, we decided to get rid of this dog-like dishwasher right away and disband the Witchbeast Respect League and find a way to do that.
…
A corner of the adventurer’s guild.
The three of us were talking with serious expressions.
Fortunately, a few adventurers who were dissatisfied with Mazonyeon’s tyranny decided to join us.
“So, in order for adventurers to function normally, it is necessary to break the heads of those bastards. Anyone know of a good way?”
“I’ve been in this village for almost three years, but I haven’t seen anyone win against them. You have only two options, either adapt or leave.”
The adventurer who had lived in this town for quite some time was skeptical.
“Why is that?”
“Young friend. We are also stupid hugou, so we don’t follow the words of that crazy organization. Do you think we didn’t use the method you mentioned without remembering that it was us?”
One of the adventurers sighed and answered my question.
“We also reported it at first. I put in a petition and went to the constable and asked for it, but they didn’t listen.”
“Could that mean… Between Ma Zon-yeon and the police officer…”
“Yeah, I guess it’s probably because the back money came and went.”
For some reason, he said it was strange that he was not punished when he shuddered in front of an inn that was doing normal business and brought the beast into the village and released it.
These f*cks were more systematic than I thought.
“That’s why we can’t do anything about it, so we just stay silent. Also, their hypocrisy is well served by the common people…”
From the expression of the adventurer, the worries and worries of the past were evident.
In fact, I also learned that most of the proceeds of Mazonyeon are made up of donations from ordinary residents who were seduced by their words.
An organization supported by the police officer and the support of the residents.
It was undoubtedly a difficult opponent.
“But there is a way.”
I leaned forward and sat with both hands on my chin, talking to everyone. There was a certainty in my eyes that there was a way to deal with them.
Even if the sky collapses, there is a hole that will rise!
No matter how much back money came and went, and no matter how much their influence could not be ignored in the village, there was certainly a way to counter it.
“Joo Hyuk! Is there a way!”
Rin opened her eyes wide and looked at me.
Since she had been doing chores lately and was clearly under a lot of stress, my words must have come even louder.
“Yes, there are things I learned in the Dark Elf Village. It’s a little complicated, but it’s not like there’s no way.”
I smiled meaningfully.
So, in a corner of the adventurer’s guild, we started plotting a secret strategy.
“Sure, sure! If this plan…”
“Yes, maybe it may be possible … to get rid of those cubs …”
The adventurers couldn’t calm down their excitement.
There must have been a lot of things piled up on them during that time, so there was nothing they couldn’t understand.
“I will cooperate. If I can do anything, I will do my best to help!”
“Me too, young man. It’s been a while since my blood was boiling.
Everyone at the same table was full of hope that Mazonyeon would disappear.
No, that hope will become a reality.
because i will make it
“Yes, I will tell you what I need from now on. First, a small elite group of about 10 people including me… ”
Everyone listened to what I had to say, and the flames of revenge grew bigger and bigger.
In time, the flames transformed into a huge wave of fire that burned down the village.
‘Just wait, you bitches.’
It was the moment when the splendid curtain of the grandiose plan to destroy Majon-Yeon, the f*ckin organization, was rising.
***
Two weeks passed.
We were fully prepared, and we had obtained all the information we needed to counter them.
“Suddenly, I feel like a d*ck.”
My feelings towards them have never changed.
Suddenly, I was annoyed that I had to go through all this trouble because of those bastards.
However, the more I dug about them, the more I doubted what these scumbags were.
Wearing a mask of hypocrisy and doing ugly things behind the scenes didn’t matter too much. The problem is that these bitches touched me all the time.
Previously, it was so mentally difficult that I took a step back for a while, but now it is time for a counterattack.
All preparations are complete.
Now it was time to put it into action.
We stood up from our seats and glared at the Majonyeon logo on the wall with determined eyes. The logo was then removed and set on fire.
Hwareuk-!
The paper on which the logo was engraved was blazing, and soon turned to black ash and disappeared with smoke.
We spurned our seats and went out of the guild.
wait.
Didn’t you say you’d hit me on the ground and make me regret it?
Please don’t take those words back.
“The time for decision has come. Let’s go.”
Those who had the will to overthrow Mazonyeon thoroughly hid themselves and gathered one by one in a bar.
…
“Kuaaa! The taste of alcohol here kills.”
“Not only does it taste good, but the owner’s giant pig dish is amazing.”
Inside the bustling tavern.
There, the after-party of Mazonyeon, which is held once a week, was in full swing.
“Hehe, these days, I spend a week enjoying the food here.”
The head of Majonyeon put a piece of meat into his mouth with a pretentious smile. Those of us who watched it were just about to vomit.
“Come on, let our representative give you a toast!”
One member started to cheer up the atmosphere by shouting loudly.
The chief, who at first waved his hand at those words, soon began to stand up as if he couldn’t win.
“Hmmmm. Everyone from the Witchbeast Respect League gathered here! No, let’s aim for a higher place with pride as one demonic father and mother! For the future of Mazonyeon!”
“for!”
The head and the federation members were laughing while creating a happy atmosphere.
Now that laugh will be your last laugh.
I left my seat and stood up.
The tavern fell silent for a moment as the chairs hit the ground, and everyone in the tavern looked at me.
“what…?”
The chief frowned and looked at me.
But since my face was all covered, I wouldn’t have recognized who I was.
Regardless of that, as planned, the 10 adventurers, including me, who were inside the tavern, got up at once.
I took a deep breath.
The tavern owner had already completed the purchase, so there was nothing to be rough about. I shouted for the whole town to leave.
“Magic beasts are not food⸺!!!”
As soon as I finished my words, the adventurers who were colluding in advance
「Monster: I want to live too. Please don’t eat me.”
“Beasts are not food! Stop the inhuman behavior immediately!”
“Even demons feel pain!”
“Mazonyeon, take off your hypocritical mask and reveal your true intentions!”
A lesson learned in the Dark Elf Village.
That is, in order to resist evil, one must also become evil.
To paraphrase a famous phrase, it’s the opposite.
In other words, people have to say the opposite to know what Ji did wrong.
“What are these crazy people saying!”
The chief was flustered and poured out harsh words toward us without hesitation.
‘What if I’m already panicking? It’s still a long way.’
The perfect plan I had planned over the past two weeks had only just begun.
Look forward to it, you f*cking bitches.
I’ll send you to Hell unconditionally within three days.