I Became the Companion of the Gods

8 – EP.3 Three-legged crow -2

When would I say the biggest crisis in my life came?

When you get stabbed in the stomach? No.

When you were beaten up? No.

I think the most dangerous time was when I was hit by a truck and was in danger of death.

However, as if there is no such thing as absolute, I am faced with an even greater crisis today.

“Huh~? Why is there a bird head after burning with charcoal?”

The fox glaring at us fiercely,

“What? A beast b*tch in heat entered my room?”

A crow replies with a mocking expression.

Two bombs in the same room that devastate the surrounding area when they explode…….

“Quit!”

There were three marinas.

“Is that bird head the subject of this investigation? Now that the investigation is over, let’s go report it. The identity was a bird with AI.”

“I knew there was a crazy b*tch by my side, but I was surprised to see it in person. I never thought it was a rabid fox.”

A tense war of nerves in which neither side is pushed back and kept in check.

As I watched it, my mind naturally went into confusion.

“Who is calling my wife my husband?”

“Of course I do as I please. It doesn’t matter what you call my partner.”

“As a companion, there’s no way Seo-Bang-nim would sign a contract with a bird-head like you, right?”

“What should I do with this? If it’s a contract, have you already done it?”

Yata grabs my right hand and looks like it is lifting it up.

There was a third pattern engraved on the back of my hand that I didn’t know about.

When…. No, what did you do before that… ?!

“This is my husband’s, and here is mine.”

After that, Yata rolled up the skirt of his dress, revealing the pattern engraved on the inside of his thigh.

It was certain that her pattern matched the shape of the third pattern engraved on the back of her hand.

“How is it? Can’t you say anything now? So will you be quiet? Because I have to spend a good time with my nanggun.”

“Do you think I will obey the words of the bird head?” ?”

“That’s right, how can a b*tch who is just an animal understand what people say?”

“Please correct me, you are a bird, not a human. Stupid birdhead.”

Words do not win or lose. Then, what comes next is the use of force.

I had to stop that much.

“Hey, over there!! Can’t we talk calmly for now? If possible, try to use polite words.”

“…… If that’s what the West wants, I’ll follow it.”

“I like it too. You have to follow your pet’s words to become a good pet.”

Thank God! This might make things a little better.

Let’s talk calmly and get to know each other, and if that happens, there will definitely be good results…….

“Then it seems that the bird flu is going to spread to you now. Could you please stay away from there? Mr. Birdhead?”

“Because it will be a big deal if my husband is bitten by you. Get vaccinated first and then tell me, b*tch.”

…… It was a bummer to come out, it only got worse.

“Then I’ll make sure you don’t have rabies, so may I bite you?”

“I won’t, because I don’t want to be bitten to the bone.”

“Hmm? Do you know me well?”

“It’s not called the Mystic of Prophecy for nothing.”

“I guess you didn’t see the future where I would kill you with that great prophecy?”

“Unfortunately, there is no future like that. There is a future where you lose and get dumped by my husband.”

-Pudeuk… !

-Wooddeuk… !

The two of them are laughing at each other, but their true intentions are 180 degrees different. He was so angry that his veins were clearly visible.

It meant that the situation we were concerned about was becoming a reality.

It is impossible to guess how much damage will be done if it is not dried. But I couldn’t think of a way to stop this fight.

How can we see the end of this fight? How the hell do I…….

“Kwyi!”

Tia, who had been in my arms the whole time, jumped out and tapped the back of my hand.

“Tia. This is not the time to play around.”

“Kyuit!!”

“Ouch!! Why are you doing this all of a sudden?”

Eventually, Tia even used her tail to slap her on the back of my hand.

I don’t know why my child is acting like this all of a sudden.

“Quayit!”

“Is there one way to stop a fight?”

“Quit!”

“What is it? Please let me know!”

“Kwaiyi! Kwyit!”

Tia pulled my right hand towards her body, then turned her back and flapped her wings.

“Kwyi!”

“You want me to stroke the pattern on the underside of her wings?”

“Quit!”

She was in a hurry, but she couldn’t do anything else, so she decided to follow Tia’s words straight away.

Slowly stroke her finger under Tia’s wings.

When you have doubts about the meaning of this act. Suddenly, the pattern on the back of my hand started to glow.

“This, this?”

Not only the back of my hand, but Tia’s pattern began to glow, and I heard Tia’s pleasant cry.

Wanting something, let’s keep stroking her wings, Tia finally smiled and said that she was the happiest in the world.

“Ah… !! Come to think of it, I learned something.”

I didn’t have any companion animals, so I only now came to mind the companion training video that I had roughly watched.

What to do when your pet is very excited or out of control.

The teacher in the video advised to bring the pattern engraved on the pet and the part of the pattern engraved on the pet as close as possible.

In that case, the patterns interact with each other, and the companion animal feels great pleasure and calms down…….

“That’s it! Thanks for letting me know! Tia.”

“Quit!”

A baby dragon who raises his cute little thumb while saying good luck.

I was moved and moved by this appearance.

“There is really only you.”

Meeting Tia might have been my last good fortune.

f*ck, it makes me very sad to think that this is the last good luck…….

Anyway, Tia’s help couldn’t be in vain, so now I’m going to break into the fight between the two.

First of all, Yata.

“You are finally here.”

“Did you already know?”

“Of course, because I prophesied.”

Hug Yata’s body from behind.

“Then you know what I’m going to do from now on? Would it be all right?”

“What if I don’t? That b*tch won’t stop?”

“There is a way to get along well from the beginning.”

“My pride won’t allow that. Especially, I don’t want to lose in front of Nanggun.”

“I don’t understand why I became your husband, but I can’t help it… ….”

As it is, put your right hand inside her skirt.

Are you sure it was like this?

I was trying to feel her thighs while remembering where Yata’s pattern was.

“Nanggun, dodge to the right.”

At Yata’s brief advice, I reflexively turned my body.

At the same time, a cleaver passed by and stuck into the wall where I was.

If he hadn’t turned his body, he would have been hit unconditionally.

“Seobang? What are you doing?”

“Oh! Ah… !!”

Miho is holding kitchen knives in both hands. Madness dwelled in her eyes, and they turned terrifying.

She became like this because I hugged Yata’s body. It amplified her jealousy.

Poem, I made a mistake! I should have started with Miho!

Miho, who was usually very jealous, was a problem.

Seeing her flirting with another woman like that? Then it’s natural to run amok.

Why didn’t I consider that idea?

“Hey, you know! This is not what you think!!”

“If I am not thinking, what is it? Yes?”

In order not to repeat the mistake, I tried to change my first target from Yata to Miho, but……

“Nang-kun, where are you going? I have to do what I want to do.”

I was caught by Yata and couldn’t do anything.

“You know what you just saw? It’s dangerous if we don’t start with Miho!”

“So? Are you saying you want to go to another woman, even though you pointed me out for the first time?”

Yata, whose eyes are becoming as bloody as Miho’s, this one is quite…….

“Don’t worry, I’ll predict all of the kitchen knives that b*tch flies. So do it for me.”

“But if even one thing goes wrong…… !”

If I am stretched out after being hit by a cleaver, a battle between the two divine beasts will break out on the spot, and the entire area around here will be devastated.

Because there was no one to stop them except for me.

“Don’t worry? If you trust me and follow my instructions carefully, you will be able to do it to the end without getting hit.”

“Anyway, that’s a little….”

“Trust me. After all, it’s already been a contract with a companion. Especially for giving me my first kiss.”

“Haa…. Okay, instead tell me everything you know when the situation is over. There are so many things I want to ask you.”

“Yes, I will tell you as much as I can. So now…… Welcome, Nanggun!”

When I place my hand on the thigh with Yata’s pattern on it again, the pattern on the back of my hand starts to glow, just like Tia’s.

At the same time…….

“Kyaheung!”

She must have begun to deliver her pleasure to Yata, and her strange moaning sound came out of her mouth.

“Sigh… ! Me, nanggun! Bow down!”

“Ugh!!”

As I quickly lean down, two kitchen knives barely pass over my shoulder.

“You are too much… …. You openly cheat on me even with me in front of you!!”

It’s not like that…. It’s very difficult to express in words.

“I can’t help it, it must be a companion animal’s duty to correct its partner’s cheating. Be prepared for bloodshed, Mr. West!”

Oh, oh wow…….

“Left, right, after the jump, right again, hahahaha…” !!”

Move her body in line with Yata’s words to avoid Miho’s kitchen knife.

Somehow, I feel like a game character.

“Oh no! After jumping, take a turn to the right…… Kkaheung!!”

It’s a shame that the player holding the game controller is making a strange groan.

“Ugh… ! Ha… !! Turn left again… Aang♡”

Still, it’s wonderful. Amidst her exhilarating pleasure, she gives instructions to me and avoids even the kitchen knife that is aimed at herself.

How do we look from the outside?

I can only think of it as bizarre or bizarre.

“Haa… ! Ha… ! Little bit more… !! I think it will go away if I do a little more… !”

“Yes?”

What?

Go… Are you leaving?

“Don’t just touch it, rub it… ! Stroke me… !! Don’t tease me~!!”

It was only then that Yata, who gave up on giving instructions, grabbed my body violently and made me move directly and avoid the kitchen knife.

Then he even begs me to stroke him more wildly and violently.

f*ck…. I don’t even know anymore

“Kyaheuh… ♡”

When I gently caressed the part with the pattern as she wanted, the sound of her intercourse began to tickle even more.

“Bah, let’s get down to that… ♡ Please do more… !!”

A pink heart floated in her jet-black eyes.

This must be my imagination, but she was excited enough to feel that way for real.

And that meant the end was near…….

“Huh… !!”

Finally, Yata reached her climax and gave her body a big flinch.

Then he slumped back in her seat and began to take her deep breaths.

“Ki, I’m in a good mood…♡”

…… Weird. The companion animal in the educational video has not been disturbed to this extent?

It’s like you hit a trigger switch….

The sense of shame that drove me after one act was over was no joke.

I don’t know what the hell I did…….

“Seobang? Are you done now?”

“Ah…… !”

Come to think of it, there was still one more pet left to deal with.

“From the middle, I understood what Mr. Seo was doing. Did you have a rapport between the companion and the companion animal?”

So you call this act communion…….

The feeling is completely different.

“Then, are you doing it for me too? Consensus… ♡”

“Huh?”

Miho smiles lightly and loosens her jacket.

Then two peaks made of 100% soft flesh appeared before my eyes.

Come to think of it, the location of the pattern engraved on Miho must be……

“This, you know? Can’t we put it off until later?”

“…… Do you think it will be?”

The right hand that was tightly gripped by Miho and a sharp kitchen knife reaching it.

I had to quickly shout that it was a joke. Otherwise, the wrist might have been cut off.

“Because I want to interact with you more than that bird b*tch, do you have to touch me a lot? Did you know?”

“Ahhh… !!”

“hahahaha… !! I’m Seobang~♡”

The right hand pulled up to the top of Miho’s chest with the pattern on it.

In this way, the act of sympathy begins again…….

A long time passed, and I was able to safely stop the war between the two by appreciating the groans of the fox and the crow…….

“Ha ha!! Why is my life like this…… !!”

I had to taste the compulsory sage time sitting between two pets that twitched and swayed.

Ah, damn it. I think I’m going crazy!!