I Became the Companion of the Gods

46 – EP.14 Healing Trip -2

A lake in Mother Nature. Two divine beasts beat the same divine beast.

As the intensity of the beating increases, the damage god shouts to stop.

“Stop, stop!!”

“Does anyone realistically ask you to stop?”

The intensity of the beating increases.

“Well, well! Are you sorry?!”

“You should have said good things from the beginning! And is there anyone else to apologize to?”

“Ugh… !! Human!”

“Please attach the letter ‘nim’ properly. Colt.”

“This… Human! Sorry! Because I’m sorry! Please stop these two!!”

The unicorn’s beautiful white fur is getting dirty with dirt.

Shoeprints were left all over the body, and the beauty that had even been reflected in the halo could no longer be found.

I was literally beaten to dust, so I decided to let it go.

“Miho, Cor. Let’s stop. I’m glad you punished me for it, but we’re not here to fight.”

“Okay. Since Mr. Seo said that, I’ll make it special this time. If you make fun of your mouth just one more time…….”

“I won’t let you go then…” ?”

I could get a glimpse of the fear in the white horse’s appearance as it shook its head up and down several times.

I don’t sympathize with him because he’s self-employed, but I feel sorry for him.

Anyway, I decided to wait until the breathing interval became constant.

“Follow me.”

Before a full-fledged conversation, the unicorn said it needed to clean itself, so we decided to go to the lake to talk.

As we followed the limping unicorn, we could see a clear and beautiful view of the lake.

“Wow…. It is so transparent that you can see through the water! How clean are you?”

“Of course not! It’s the lake I use!”

A unicorn taking a dip in the lake water.

With that one action, all foreign substances and scars on her body were washed away.

When you wash such a dirty body, the water tends to become muddy.

However, to my surprise, the water in the lake did not become muddy and was still clear and transparent.

As if by magic.

“Unicorns have the ability to purify everything around them if they can keep it clean.”

“Anything?”

“Yes, poison, drugs, or contaminated water, everything. Haven’t you seen the efficacy of the hot spring introduction here?”

“Did you say that the entire body would be completely clean and that any kind of fatigue or disease would be healed?”

“Because I used the water from the lake where the unicorn’s ability was applied. That’s it.”

“Aha.”

There was a lot of information that could be inferred from the information Yata had given.

Ikkak Onsen became very popular 120 years ago, when a high-ranking government official visited.

A high-ranking official who used the hot spring was very impressed with the efficacy of the hot spring water and said that he spread it widely.

In other words, there may be some margin of error, but it means that the unicorn settled in the lake 120 years ago.

“So what did you guys come here for?”

“Before that, if you don’t mind, could you tell me your name first?”

“Looks like you’re misunderstanding something! I’m a god, and you’re a human! Not only are they not on an equal footing, but why am I a window like you…….”

– Fast!

The sound of warming up comes from the side.

The fox is warming up in advance, and the tips of the wolf’s hair are getting warmed up.

A unicorn witnessed this sight. I swallowed the words I was about to say.

It would have been dangerous otherwise.

“Yunia.”

“Huh?”

“My name is Yunia!”

“Oh, yes.”

Still, the attitude of the white horse was harsh.

Hey, you can’t even hope for intimacy with the object you hate.

Let’s say it’s trivial and move on to the story.

“You know, I heard you blocked the waterway connecting the human village a while ago, is that true?”

“Yes! This lake belongs to me, but you humans have been using it as you please. Blocked! Why?”

“The water here was discovered by humans 300 years ago and has been used ever since. But since you blocked it, the villagers are in trouble.”

“So what? Did you humans make this lake? Why are you talking about ownership as if it were natural, when you have been using nature’s products as you please?”

“If that’s the case, haven’t you been using this lake as you please?”

“Unlike you guys who just consume water! Certainly there is a separate source for this water, but I am the one who purified it. So, the ownership of the purified water definitely belongs to me!”

“Even if you say that, you took away the water that people used to use and purified it, right?”

“If you don’t like it that much, you will fight me and take this lake….”

Once again, Yunia’s words are cut off.

Knowing the consequences of her own words, she stopped halfway.

Therefore, a look of disappointment appears on the faces of my pets who have been waiting for her words to end.

“What is your true identity!! What? Why are you being friendly with so many divine beasts for a human being?!”

“Huh? Don’t you know about me?”

“Why are you asking the obvious? It’s the first time I see a person like you today, so it’s only natural that I don’t know!!”

That’s strange.

I’m not proud of it, but I thought I had become famous in the Shinsoo world.

The divine beast’s companion, which is a hot topic among divine beasts.

Even Cor, who used to be an assassin in the Shinsoo world, quickly recognized what kind of person I was.

But this unicorn just frowned arrogantly as if he really didn’t know who I was.

“My dear, there are some who are indifferent to the rules no matter what the rules are. In that sense, I didn’t know about this unicorn because I wasn’t interested.”

“Oh, was it like that? Then can I tell you that I am your partner?”

“It doesn’t matter, these self-centered kids don’t even remember what the rules are.”

“I see.”

Among human beings, there are people who do not pay attention to things that are not related to them.

That unicorn means the same.

“What are you whispering in front of me!”

“Sorry, it’s nothing special, I was discussing whether to introduce myself or not.”

“Enough! Tell me quickly what you really are!”

“Okay. My name is Yoo Seon-ju. I don’t know if you’re aware of it, but I’m the companion of a divine beast, and I have a companion contract with the divine beasts here.”

“I don’t care about your name. Rather, explain what the companion of the divine beast is and what the contract of the companion is!”

So perfectly self-centered.

The type that thoroughly excludes things that don’t interest him, so he probably doesn’t even know the concept of a contract with his partner.

“It’s just an oath to be with the divine beasts for the rest of their lives.”

“What? In other words, it’s a marriage. Don’t talk back and explain clearly!!”

“Yes….”

“Anyway, are you saying you married all of these priests?”

“Ummm…. Can you see that?”

All the Shinsoo’s faces except for Tia’s face turn red and feel embarrassed at the word that they are married.

Everybody knew the meaning of marriage, so they were both happy and ashamed.

Of course, innocent Tia just blinked her eyes as she got on my lap.

This is because I am not yet familiar with the concept of marriage.

“That’s bad!! I knew he was a filthy human being, but I never thought he would be this filthy!”

“Suddenly?!”

“You mean you only have 4 wives? Even that would make me vomit, but to have such a young and innocent child as my wife… ! Ugh, impure!!”

“Wait a minute?! Tia is not like that!”

“Then what is it? Didn’t you agree earlier that the contract is the same as marriage?”

“No, but it’s not exactly the same as marriage… !!”

“You said you were going to live with these divine beasts for the rest of your life? If that isn’t marriage, what is?”

“That’s why… ….”

I’m embarrassed.

Because I couldn’t accurately define a companion contract.

If you have to argue, it’s no different from marriage, but it was difficult to see it as the same concept.

But I couldn’t think of a more appropriate expression.

But I couldn’t do that because I was afraid that if I compared it to anything, my followers would become sullen.

In a situation where I couldn’t do this or that, only my position was at a disadvantage.

“I can’t say anything because it’s a theory, can’t I? He was also a dirty and impure human being. Just talking to you makes me feel dirty, so please don’t talk to me again!”

“Okay, but at least allow us to share the lake water. Just do that and I’ll leave right away!”

“Say something that makes sense! What do I like, do I have to live with filthy people like you?”

“No, you weren’t the only one who used this lake’s water in the first place, right? It’s not okay if you try to use something you’ve all been using together!”

“Noisy! Because I’m already determined to be alone! You guys can’t use it! Knowing that, get out of here! I’m dirty and I’m dying!”

Stubborn Yuna, even though she wants to have a nice conversation, she doesn’t think to listen.

It’s impossible to go back like this. Miho, unable to enjoy the hot springs, runs out of control.

However, it was impossible to forcibly break through the blocked waterway.

If the unicorn finds out about this, it might harm the villagers later.

That’s the only way to convince her to solve it after all. As for me…….

“Seobang, I will solve it!”

“Uh uh… ? Miho, you?”

“Yes. I’ll go and try to convince that pony.”

“But in a violent way… ….”

“Don’t worry, I promise to resolve it peacefully.”

“…… Okay, if you say that, I’ll ask you.”

“Leave it to me!”

Miho approached her to speak with her unicorn on my behalf.

On the other hand, Yunia flinched and began to be wary of the fox that had beaten her.

Even in front of the existence that causes her fear, Yuna’s eyes were filled with strong fighting spirit instead of fear.

With the will to fight back, the unicorn aims its sharp horn at Miho.

Miho raised her hands high in an imminent situation, an atmosphere that made her gulp and make her nervous.

“I have no intention of fighting. Let’s talk for a moment. Foal year.”

“Oh, go away! Your b*tch is already the one who gave her virginity to that human! It’s dirty!!”

“Yes, I have already given my virginity to the West, so of course I am not a virgin.”

“That is disgusting to me!! Therefore… ! Uhh… ??”

Suddenly, the unicorn opened its eyes wide and began to panic.

It was the look on his face when he witnessed something absurd.

I wondered if there was a special change in Miho, so I looked up, but there was nothing like that.

Rather, I tilt my head at the sudden change in the expression of the unicorn that shows such a reaction.

“This, what the hell is this… ?!”

“Didn’t you say that you love virgins so much? So I created it again.”

“This is ridiculous!”

“My hymen.”

Aha…. Was it like that

Coming to think of it, there was one thing that my eyes couldn’t see, but the unicorn’s eyes could see.

That’s the hymen, which is the proof of a woman’s chastity. Miho used his ability to materialize his hymen.

“I definitely have experience of s*xual intercourse… ! Does a hymen exist? How can you do such a contradiction… ?!”

“Then, now that you’re a proper virgin, let’s go over there and have a nice chat between the two of us! Colt.”

Miho forcibly drags the confused unicorn into the forest.

The figure of the two gradually faded, and at some point they became completely invisible.

“Umm, is it okay… ….”

“You don’t have to worry, my dear.”

“You know what will happen to Yata, right?”

“Yes.”

“Can you tell me now?”

“Of course.”

If Miho goes out of control and tries to kill the unicorn, we must go and stop it right away.

Still, seeing that Yata doesn’t particularly stop you, you’re saying that the possibility is slim, right?

“However, it takes a lot of time to wait to just tell you, and it’s boring. Why don’t you try to figure it out with a quiz?”

“Quiz? It doesn’t matter, but…….”

“Okay. First, what is the opposite of virgin?”

“The opposite of virgin… ?”

I was embarrassed because it was a completely unexpected problem, but I decided to think about it.

“Ummm…. Experienced?”

“Puhuh!! Wrong! The answer is b*tch. You’re more experienced than you are! Are you really pure too?”

“You are too naked. Anyway, why is the opposite of virgin all of a sudden?”

“To talk about what will happen in the future, you need to know about the virgin and the b*tch.”

“It’s too sudden… ….”

“Come on, don’t do that! From now on, I will give you important knowledge to solve the next quiz question, so listen carefully?”

After saying that, Yata pulled out a large coin from between his chest and showed it to me.

Aside from the behavior of Yata pulling out of his chest, the picture engraved on the coin was strange.

Yata’s smiling face is on the front, and Yata’s picture attacking me is on the back…… It is drawn.

“What is this?”

“It is a coin used in the Yata religion. I’m going to explain the theory easily with this!”

“… ….”

I’ll have to tell you about the pictures engraved on the coins later.

In case of emergency, distribution and use must be banned.

“It’s a b*tch with a virgin. Like this coin, it has two sides. This front side is a virgin, and this back side is a b*tch.”

“Looking at the picture, I can definitely see it.”

“When a woman is first born, she is unconditionally face-up. Then later, when you get to know the taste of men, it flips backwards like this.”

“Isn’t it an exaggeration to say that everyone becomes a b*tch just because she dumped her virginity?”

“It’s not like that, it’s common sense that all virgins who have tasted the pleasure of a man become b*tches.”

“No, even so, I think that remark would be rude to all women… ?”

“Are the b*tches you think are b*tches who give their bodies to anyone and only seek pleasure?”

“Yes…. Is it different?”

“I think you misunderstand one thing. Just because you say b*tch doesn’t mean all b*tches are the same.”

“That means there are different types of b*tches too?”

“Of course, it depends on how long you have been a virgin, how you had your first experience, and how many people you have.”

“What is that…… “

“For once, compare the b*tch and fox b*tch you are thinking of.”

“b*tch and Miho…… ?”

My first thought was that it was different.

Because Miho is not a woman who mixes her body with anyone.

A pure-hearted fox who only looks at me. It was never the b*tch I thought it was.

But the more I think about it, the more surprisingly there are many similarities.

To the fact that he frequently gets into heat and attacks, and even to the point that he likes to intensify s*xual intercourse.

“The commonality that Nanggun is thinking of right now is the characteristic that b*tch has.”

“This, this?”

“Yes. A b*tch is a woman who wants to be with a man, pursues pleasure, and pushes her endlessly. The b*tches who say it doesn’t matter who they do there are so-called ‘sluts’. That’s the b*tch that Nanggun was misrecognizing.”

One piece of knowledge I didn’t want to know has increased.

But for some reason, the strangely persuasive thing makes me keep listening to Yata’s words.

“It’s not that b*tches who only want to be with the person they love are the problem. Sluts who say it’s okay to be with anyone are the problem.”

“Hmm, I see.”

“Anyway, just as all women who cease to be virgins become b*tches, it means that virgins and b*tches are opposite yet close beings. I understand?”

“Yes.”

“Okay, now it’s the final quiz. What is a being that is opposite yet close to a unicorn, like a virgin and a b*tch?”

“A being opposite to, but close to, a unicorn?”

There was such a thing?

Unicorns are different yet close to them…….

There was nothing that flashed in my mind, but when I thought about it little by little, there was only one thing that came to my mind.

Unlike the white horse unicorn, it is a dark horse with black fur.

A divine beast with two horns that symbolizes impurity.

“Are you bicorn?”

“That is correct!”

“So? What do you mean by bicorn?”

“Look over there.”

“Huh?”

When I turned Yata’s finger to where it was pointing, Miho was coming from far away waving a hand.

“I’m back~! West!!”

Miho’s bright smile.

Now that I know that she is safe, I have to greet her brightly. But I couldn’t do that.

Because behind her, a dark horse with a strange gait was heading this way.

A dark horse with two horns and a flushed face.

Bewitched and excited by something, this word sounds like being in heat…….

It was an obvious bicorn.

“I will introduce myself again… !! My name is Bina. A lustful mare who woke up from a unicorn to a bicorn♡”

Such crazy!! What did you do?!