I Became the Companion of the Gods

22 – EP.7 Life is like a game -2

After the police’s aggro was relieved to some extent, I joined Yata in front of a hotel.

“So you’re saying those motherf*ckers are here?”

“Yes!”

“I’m going to double check, but you’re saying that the traitor and the b*tch must be in a romantic relationship?”

“Right, and they are dating here today.”

“Okay, that’s enough.”

There is no need to make plans.

Because bastards have a stage suitable for them.

Declaring that I will show you the sh*t, I enter the hotel with a pistol Yata brought.

“Come to think of it, here… ….”

It was a love hotel, right?

A love hotel filled with red lights from the lobby to create such an atmosphere.

It’s definitely a place to go for a date course for men and women, but…….

You come to a place like this in broad daylight?

I have no idea what lovers are thinking these days.

“Two adults here!”

“Yes… ?”

When I was contemplating how to kill two people who were sharing a hot act for a long time.

Yata went to the counter and went through the check-in procedure.

“I got the room next to the target! Did you do well?”

“Huh? Why?”

Is there any need to book a room after killing them anyway?

As I tilted my head in doubt, a thought suddenly crossed my mind.

Maybe… Are you going to play the 19 gold game too?

“I caught it because I had an idea, so stop thinking about it. I’m sorry.”

Yata points out that I’m having strange worries.

Since she said that, she trusted her and followed her. She knew that she needed to get her room as Yata said.

“You understand now, right?”

“Yes.”

Two sturdy men and two dogs are waiting in front of the room where there are two of them.

It looked like he wasn’t carrying anything, but he could tell that he was hiding weapons everywhere.

If I had come without finding a room due to ignorance, the situation might have turned into a fight.

“Then let’s go!”

“Aww?!”

Yata walked confidently to the room where she checked in while holding my arm, and I was dragged away without even resisting her power.

The destination we are heading to is the room right next to the room guarded by the men.

As a result, I was naturally stared at and warned by the men, but I was able to enter my destination room without any problems, perhaps thanks to the fresh feeling of the lover’s acting.

“Fortunately, they seemed to think of us as a couple.”

“Okay, then let’s have a good fight here to make sure we don’t get suspicious.”

A yata who gently lowers the shoulders of his clothes to reveal his collarbones and chest bone.

She aroused her desire to lick her skin, which looked like it had been dipped in chocolate fondue.

Let’s wait…….

“Wait, wait?! Tia is there too!”

“Aha! Of course I’m kidding!”

“Ugh… !”

“Did you think he was serious?”

“When I think of your usual behavior, I can’t help but think that you are sincere.”

“Is that so? But unlike any fox, I’m a crow who knows how to distinguish between public and private affairs, so don’t worry too much.”

“Then can you stop joking around like that?”

“Nanggun.”

Yata, who had quietly approached me, took my neck in her slender arms and put her small lips close to my ear and whispered.

“Still, I intend to be sincere tonight…” ♡”

The news of Yata’s participation in the war, accompanied by her sticky and soggy voice, made the hair all over my body stand stiff like thorns.

It’s not because I’m bad at all, it’s because I’m more likely to see the ending of The Good Boss tonight.

From the moment I gave up on Miho’s quest, I was prepared for the landing event, but as a gamer, I couldn’t help but go crazy as DLC was added.

“Uh heh heh….”

In the end, my head, which had become heavy, dropped down and a liberated laugh flowed from my mouth.

I can’t help it, I must absolutely not kill those bastards who helped create this situation.

I promise and promise again.

“Now let’s get started.”

A full-scale strategy meeting for that purpose.

Even if it was a meeting, the only participants were me, Yata, and Tia, who was in a cardboard box of unknown origin, but

With Yata alone, the strategy meeting was as hearty as soup.

Because her foresight ability predicts all possible situations in advance and informs them of the possibilities.

“How about crossing through the railing outside the window?”

“It must be impossible? There’s a sniper outside the hotel keeping an eye on this side.”

“What if I get rid of him first?”

“There are people around the sniper too, wouldn’t it take up time if we deal with them all?”

“Okay… !”

Even though the people to be killed were behind this thin wall, killing them wasn’t easy.

I want to plant a bomb on the wall and blow it up along with it, but

The number of tools he is holding is remarkably small.

In other words, there are few ways I can do it.

“Should I bring more tools?”

“I can assure you, if there is an opportunity, it will only be now, because after that it will be an all-out war.”

“That’s a headache, is there any other good way?”

“I can’t tell you much because the future is changing, but can I give you a hint of a good way?”

“Please.”

“Okay, first of all, the room next to ours will be done and hungry in 30 minutes.”

I don’t want to hear that kind of information in detail…….

“And there is a new chicken restaurant that just opened around this hotel.”

“Aha, you mean you order delivery?”

“Yes, and that chicken restaurant delivers in a special way as an opening event… ….”

“I do…… ?”

“Ahahahaha! Nanggun will find out the rest when he goes there himself!”

“What, what? What about that laugh?”

Yata’s meaningful smile stretched his mouth as far as possible.

Because of that, anxiety began to crawl out of my heart.

“Don’t be shy, hurry up and go! Nanggun!”

“Ugh… ….”

Because of Yata’s smile, I didn’t want to use that method for some reason, but there was no other good way, so

In the end, I had to head to the chicken restaurant.

What on earth is that chicken restaurant doing? ?

***

As soon as he arrived at the entrance of the chicken restaurant, he knew why Yata was smiling so much.

Chicken doll clothes with very impressive white fur.

A man wearing a chicken costume for the opening celebration event was struggling to get ready to make deliveries while driving a motorcycle.

…… That’s what Yata said.

Certainly, if I deliver in that outfit, I don’t think I’ll be suspicious, I’ll only get ridiculed…… f*ck.

“Well, if you don’t mind, I want to go to the next delivery for you. Is that okay?”

“Yes? Who are you to suddenly come over and say some bullsh*t? If you’re going to laugh at me, get out of here! I’m dying even if it’s hard… !”

This is a natural reaction.

Because even after I said it, it felt like some crazy person came and said something crazy.

But there is a magical tool in the world that allows you to accept any word.

“Will this be enough?”

Innumerable banknotes that he puts directly into his hand.

It would be too much money to refuse my dubious offer.

“I’ll take it off right away!”

“You can take it slow… ….”

As expected, there seems to be no animal as faithful to its desires as humans.

Originally, even if you report it, there will be no problem.

Should I be glad that things worked out… Or should I be bitter to see the ugliness of humans…

…… Anyway, since we’ve got the things we need, let’s head back to the hotel.

In the lobby bathroom past the counter, I put on a sweaty chicken costume and at the same time put on the hallucinatory mask Miho made for me.

If you do this, you will never be suspicious of the men guarding the door or your dog.

Now that everything is ready, head back to the target room.

At the moment of the decisive battle, I was able to boast that there would be no problem, but for some reason I began to feel nervous.

The moment you walk down the hallway slowly, step by step.

In the side door that was slightly open, I could find Yata’s figure.

A figure holding back the laughter that was about to burst out as he covered his mouth with his hand.

What made her like this must be the way she is currently selling herself.

Don’t leave me alone, I’ll get my revenge later…… !

But now I decided to deal with the ones I wanted to get rid of the most, so I had to bite my lips and manage my expression.

In front of the target’s visit that arrived, the men opened the door with their expressionless expression, as if she had hinted to her men in advance that the chicken was ordered.

But it seemed clear to me.

Their dimples sway to laugh at them.

Shouldn’t have just waged an all-out war…… ?

“The chicken is delivered.”

“Oh! Are you here soon?”

As soon as the door closed, a frivolous male voice came from inside.

This man who waddles out must be a traitor to the government that pissed me off so much.

“Pu-huh!! It’s an opening event! Ahahahaha!! Did you come up with something really unexpected?”

“What is it? What? What’s wrong, honey?”

“Look at that!”

“Puhahahaha!! Oh my god!!”

A traitor who bursts into laughter as soon as he sees me.

And the stupid b*tch who follows him to take pictures and laughs at him.

Thank you, do you feed my wrath with a f*cking pair to the end?

“It is a time of shock and horror, you punks.”

Once I took out a pistol instead of chicken from the chicken box, I quickly thrust the muzzle into the traitor’s laughing mouth, and at the same time kicked the slender leg of the unconscious b*tch hard and knocked it over.

After that, instead of knocking him out with a blow to his chin, he humiliates him by blocking his mouth with the sole of his foot.

It’s something I couldn’t have done before, but it was easy for me to subdue civilians now that I’ve been trained as an agent.

“How is it? This chicken restaurant, chicken feet are rumored to be delicious, but aren’t they spicy?”

“Ugh!!”

Looking at the expression of a b*tch who wants to scream in pain but is unable to do so, it feels like old times are being washed away.

“De-de-chan, you are… ?”

“Who am I? I don’t need to know.”

Removing the muzzle from the man’s mouth, he immediately struck him in the temple with the handle, knocking him out.

It feels like even cancer is cured after the traitor has been taken care of.

Ah, I’m happy…… !

I’m going to hand this traitor over to the government, and calmly torture this b*tch in the basement to get some information.

Let’s make that decision,

“Kong! Kung!”

“Ah…”

Perhaps there was a faint noise during the suppression process, and a dog barking was heard outside the door.

“I guess it wasn’t perfect.”

In the end, a shootout became unavoidable.

I had no choice but to stun the b*tch like I did to the pickpocket, and prepare for a gunfight with the men that would come soon.

So I hid behind a table arranged in the room and aimed at the visitor.

I am not confident in the FPS genre, but I could say that it is not to the extent that I am not good at it.

“Okay, come anytime.”

Waiting for the door to open.

One minute… 2 minutes… 3 Minutes…….

A tug of war with no end in sight.

It seems that they are also waiting for me to come out.

It would be disappointing to do this as if you knew that whoever acts first is at a disadvantage.

“It’s difficult.”

A sniper goes out the window, and men and dogs go out the room.

I’m stuck in this room.

“Was I too impatient?”

At the time I was thinking of asking for help from Yata in the next room.

An all-too-familiar cry came from outside the door.

“Quit!”

“Right, Tia was there?”

I thought it was strange that I couldn’t hear the dog barking at some point, but Tia seems to have helped.

Thanks to Tia, the situation is completely over.

As soon as I opened the door and came out, sure enough, men and dogs were scattered around the entrance.

“Tia, thank you…… Yes?”

However, Tia, who had killed them, was nowhere to be seen, and there was only one cardboard box left in front of her eyes.

Besides, the box was moving little by little…….

“Tia? What are you doing there?”

“Quayit!”

When I sneakily lifted the cardboard box and looked inside, a cute baby dragon protested.

I’m hiding, so don’t disturb me…….

“Yes, yes. Sorry… ….”

Tia has been playing games with me for a long time, so she thinks something is wrong.

Should I spend my time on other activities besides gaming?

Come to think of it, life spent on games wasn’t good for Tia’s education…….

“Good work sir! Haven’t you seen the greatest masterpiece in a long time?”

“Ah! Come to think of it, were you smiling at me?”

“Sorry! But what do you do when the laughter keeps coming out? Pooh!”

“Ugh… ! Do not laugh!”

He throws off the chicken costume he was wearing and returns to his original form.

The situation is over anyway, so there’s no need to disguise anymore.

“What? Aren’t you wearing more? Did you like it?”

“Would you like to wear it? You embarrass people like that?”

“It was nice to see her because she was pretty cute, but it’s a pity.”

“Don’t be sorry, it was the second worst outfit of my life.”

The first is the girl’s clothes she was taken to by her mother when she was little and put on.

“Really? But in a little while, it might turn into the best clothes again, right?”

“What is that again…… “

“ I’m subaani~? ”

“…Hey?”

A magical voice that makes goosebumps all over your body with just one word.

Even though it was heard from a very far place, such as the stairs on the 1st floor of the hotel, the effect was clear.

Why is she here…… ?

I looked at the quest window just in case, and the designated 5-hour time limit had already ended.

“ You must be upstairs… ? ”

“As you can see, the final boss has appeared? ‘Cause I can’t stop it either You’d better get dressed and hide quickly.”

“Ugh… ! Ughhh!!”

Let’s quickly pick up the chicken costume we threw away and hide in the closet in the room.

Time-limited mini-games that are more urgent and terrifying than ever have begun.

“I have to live… I have to live!!”

The sound of her footsteps approaching was proof that she was moving up the stairs at an astonishing speed.

Quickly… ! I have to put it on quickly… !

If I don’t hide my smell even a little bit due to the intense smell of sweat in the chicken costume… !

“…… You will die!!”

A doll’s clothes that are almost always worn.

Now, if you only wear one arm…… !

-Kwajik!

A woman’s hand suddenly breaks through the closet door and enters.

It made me open my mouth and let out an unbearable scream.

“Quaaa!!”

“ Seobang? Why are you neglecting my request and staying in a love hotel with a bird’s head… ? Why… ? Why… ? Why… !! ”

Miho’s eerie eyes staring at me through a hole.

So my survival instinct reached a level where I went beyond the red light and even sounded the siren.

Ah, this isn’t a hook, it’s a summary execution…… !

“ I can’t forgive you for secretly enjoying yourself. No, I won’t forgive you… ! ”

“Miho! Oh, you must!”

“ A misunderstanding? Isn’t that what cheaters often say? ”

Soon Miho grabbed me by the collar and dragged me outside and threw me onto the bed.

“Ugh!”

“ Okay then, cheating West, are you ready? ”

“Hiccup?!”

“ From now on, Seo Bang-nim won’t listen even if you cry out for help!! I intend to leave marks of love on your skin with my teeth and nails, and I will squeeze your testicles until I conceive, and finally, I will make you go back and forth between pleasure and pain so that you can only look at me… ♡ ”

Starting from her expression, Miho’s every movement is fear itself.

It was more terrifying than any horror game I’ve ever played, making crab foam come out of my mouth.

Oh my god please…… !

“Have mercy… !!”

“ Do you think there will be mercy? ”

Game is game, reality is reality.

The dramatic awakening of power to defeat the final boss……

Of course, it wasn’t in reality.

Let’s play games in moderation from now on.