I Became a Police Officer in a Superhero Genre

“Oh boy. Fuck. What should I do about this?”

Time passed and it became afternoon. While washing and drying Sai’s clothes, I suddenly realized a problem while hanging them up. Sai can’t go outside.

It’s not that she’s a dangerous person so I can’t let her out or anything like that. Just like it’s not a problem that the sun rises in the sky, it’s too obvious.

The reason I’m saying Sai can’t roam around outside is – it’s a bit, no, very embarrassing, but. The problem was the underwear she needed to wear.

All of her upper and lower underwear, for whatever reason, had become rags and were completely unwearable.

Looking at a woman’s underwear, I felt no sexual desire at all, only wondering what on earth happened to Sai?

I’ve already said this monologue several times, but bullets don’t work on this damn superpower bitch. No, it’s not just that they don’t work.

In the novel, when she fought the military, I remember a scene like in old Superman movies where she advanced unaffected while under concentrated fire and blew everything away.

Such an absurd monster got bruised and let her clothes get tattered? Are you kidding me?

It was beyond surprising, it was dumbfounding. Considering her abilities, she could fake bruises or small scratches. But what would she gain by going this far?

For a fleeting moment, for just an instant, I thought maybe the woman in front of me wasn’t actually Sai, but.

I quickly denied that thought. Making me doubt myself like this must be this devil’s scheme.

Anyway. For now, to send this exhibitionist pervert outside, I need to at least put underwear on her and send her to a hospital or somewhere, otherwise I could be misunderstood as having done something weird.

In fact, even if I’m misunderstood, as a police officer I could easily brush it off – but it felt wrong to do anything that could be criticized with this bitch in front of me.

So although I hated spending money, I was going to buy women’s underwear sold at convenience stores to put on her-

That was the problem. Sai’s upper underwear was the issue. Convenience stores don’t sell upper underwear, and I can’t go alone to a store to buy women’s underwear?

So that’s why she appeared in such a shabby state, to screw me over like this.

While clicking my tongue at Sai’s wickedness for preparing such torment by calculating all my thoughts and thinking, I decided not to think too deeply about it.

This difficulty is just a simple mishap. Whatever she’s plotting by doing this surely won’t end with just this much.

I can’t be flustered over just this. I roughly bought convenience store panties and bandages as a substitute for upper underwear like they use in dramas, then returned home.

And I threw those underwear at her to put on, but.

“This is- Ah! Underwear, it’s underwear?”

“Yes. Sorry, but I couldn’t buy upper underwear because it was hard for me to buy- Oh fuck! Close the door and put it on!”

I closed the door in horror, but I squeezed my eyes shut at the scene in the room that remained in my memory.

The clothes of mine that Sai, who was roughly 150cm tall, was wearing obviously didn’t fit, but because of those huge breasts, the clothes were lifted like a curtain exposing half her lower body.

In that state, Sai was nonchalantly exposing her genitals to me while putting on underwear. It was too severe a poison for the eyes.

And- I think I should slowly start acknowledging it. This bitch. Her behavior is strange.

Let’s look from the beginning.
Pretending to have lost her memory and approaching? It would surely be simple and easy for Sai, but no matter how I think about it, it would be better for her to move while working behind the scenes as usual.

There’s no reason she needs to do this tiring act on purpose, and most importantly- those eyes.

As a detective, I’ve seen the eyes of countless people until now. From people wrongfully brought in to trash pretending to be wronged, to purely insane people.

The blue eyes of Sai that I’ve seen until now were eyes that no criminal could approach, sharp and chilling enough to remind one of a beast.

No, the expression “beast” is insufficient. Literally, they were eyes that looked like something that shouldn’t be understood by humans was inside, just wearing human skin.

But now Sai’s eyes are genuinely showing fear and terror about her situation, and shining clearly like a child’s.

Moreover, the way she looks at objects in the house, recalling what they are moment by moment and seeming to like it, looked like someone who had really lost their memory.

Of course, I’m certain that for Sai, faking such minor details wouldn’t be difficult, but still, the sense of discomfort didn’t disappear.

What on earth could it be, I pondered and came up with one possibility that could explain her strange behavior and those clear eyes.

That is, this crazy bitch has really lost her memory now. She erased her own memory to achieve some goal and approached me.

I know. How nonsensical this sounds.

I read in a book before that memory is the most important criterion defining a person’s “self.”

So completely erasing your memory to the point of trembling in fear saying you don’t know who you are, not just a few days’ worth of memories, is no different from suicide.

No matter how much purpose she has, no matter how seriously insane, to casually commit such suicide? It’s a mental state that a criminal like me simply cannot understand.

Didn’t I say she was an unidentifiable monster wearing human skin? If my guess is correct now, it was truly an accurate and certain description to explain this woman.

I glanced at the door making rustling sounds, then rubbed my face dry.

Alright. It’s not certain yet, but let’s assume she really erased her own memory and appeared before me.

Then- there’s one question remaining.

What is she trying to do that she’d go so far as to erase her memory?
Now that the Chosen Ones incident is over, if it follows the original story, the next incident will be the Great Chaos where society gets completely destroyed.

While discrimination between superpower users and ordinary people is further inflamed by the Chosen Ones incident.

Sai reveals her identity and announces that she’s the one who made the superpower awakening drug, and begins her activities.

As soon as she revealed herself, she killed countless people.

She killed those who defied her, exposed politicians’ corruption making society filled with anger.

She spread hatred and loathing among people. She subjugated all countries and people who opposed her with her own power.

In such a world, laws lose meaning and society loses its form.

Superpower users increase exponentially, and in just a bit more time, there might be a situation where superpower users outnumber non-superpower users, and this situation isn’t concentrated in Korea but occurs simultaneously worldwide.

Nothing will be solved unless Sai is taken down, but even if Sai is taken down, the world can’t return to its original state – this worst situation is the Great Chaos incident.

No matter how many times I think about it, no matter how many times I chew on it, I can’t understand that all this was done simply because she wanted to see Mina fall – but what’s important isn’t my impressions of the original work.

With the Chosen Ones being arrested by my hands instead of Mina’s, the original story has changed in its broad framework.

Now it doesn’t seem like the Great Chaos incident will happen as it did, which means I can’t know what will happen from now on.

Therefore, I couldn’t guess why Sai did this.

Does Sai have an enemy she needs to kill even by doing this? If so, why appear before me?

Once again, a shitty riddle has been thrown. I don’t have any evidence or anything right now, but my intuition told me.

If Sai has really lost her memory, if she’s really by my side without remembering anything.

This could be my first and last chance to arrest her. If I can find evidence of the crimes she committed before she completely regains her memory-

I could put an end to this long fight.

Thinking that, as I recalled the USB I had put in my coat pocket. The door opened slightly and a voice leaked out.

“Um… This is a bandage, right? An object used for compressing wounds or stopping bleeding? How should I use this?”

“…I’m sorry. I brought something that could be used instead of upper underwear. If it’s uncomfortable, I’ll go buy underwear…”

Yeah, it’s my fault for thoughtlessly buying anything and not saying anything. But how could I handle women’s underwear or consideration or such things?

In my previous life I dated and did various things, but in this life I’ve never had a relationship with a woman because I’ve been struggling with gritted teeth to become a police officer.

Fuck.

“Oh I see! But… The bandage is too short to tie around my chest…”

Sai said that while peeking her body out from the door- Fuck, clothes!!

I hurriedly covered my eyes and pushed Sai back into the room. Do people lose their sense of shame or embarrassment when they lose their memory?

…It suddenly occurred to me. That woman. Could it be that she can act like this because she doesn’t see other people as fellow humans?

I recalled the setting that Sai sees humans other than Mina as not human but merely similar-looking dolls.

It must mean she doesn’t see me as a person either.

Thinking that, it seems like a good thing. Considering what that bitch said to me that night, it’s such a fortunate thing. Truly.

Anyway. A poor civil servant who’s been suspended and has no money couldn’t afford to buy a brassiere that needs special ordering.

The lingerie store employee’s eyes looking at Sai with wonder, saying there’s nothing that fits even in this day and age due to her overwhelming size, still lingers in my mind.

Anyway, since there was a reason to go out, I solved it by having Sai wear only lower underwear and layering several of my clothes on top, then went outside.

Coming out like that, Sai was clinging to my arm like a koala as if fearful, looking around at the surroundings. She looked very tense, not saying anything.

Why are you so tense? This one. I looked around.

“Wow, she’s pretty…”

“…Damn, they’re huge.”

Ah, is that it? Even though she was wearing about three layers of clothes because it’s winter, people’s gazes were gathering on her chest size that stood out and her bewitchingly beautiful appearance, so she seemed to be tense because of that.

At least on the surface, that’s how it looked.

Feeling the ominous warmth of Sai clinging to my arm, I rubbed my neck. Goosebumps rose on my skin and a rough sensation caught on my fingertips.

Let’s see, I can’t be certain whether she’s really lost her memory or not right now. I shouldn’t show any more awkwardness.

So even though I knew I couldn’t gain anything, I tried to take her to the hospital and police as originally planned, but.

There’s one thing that bothers me. That is, Sai is like a ghost with no personal information left in this country.

If I take such a woman, the police will of course take her away for investigation, take her to a facility or somewhere for protective measures, then conduct an identity investigation-

Is it okay to just leave her like that? It seems damn dangerous.

No matter how crazy it is to erase her memory, Sai surely wouldn’t do it without any countermeasures, and Yagi and her other followers would be in normal condition.

I need to take normal measures if I’m going to pretend to believe she’s lost her memory – but Sai’s followers wouldn’t leave alone the police trying to investigate Sai.

If I carelessly take her to the police station, won’t it just increase the number of victims? What should I do?

How far did she anticipate, and what measures did she take? While taking Sai to the nearest police station with fear in my heart.

Just before reaching the station, we arrived at a narrow alley where several small alleys converged, with few people around.

In that alley where there’s nothing particularly dangerous except for students gathering to smoke at night, Sai suddenly stopped walking.

“?”

I looked at Sai with a question mark. Sai was looking somewhere with her face turned deathly pale.

“There you are.”

“Th-that person… N-no… Please. I don’t know anything… Please!”

“Huh.”

What the fuck.

Seeing Sai collapse in terror, I let out a hollow laugh and looked at the someone who had spoken to us.

Black suit with black leather gloves. A guy with a really fierce-looking face was looking this way while holding something like a wire in his hand.

He had a face that looked like a hitman at first glance. I looked back at Sai. It was a face truly scared.

That Sai is scared of a mere hitman, huh. ‘Mina’ would understand my feelings right now, wouldn’t she? That feeling of being mentally exhausted because it’s so absurd.

“You there. It’s a shame. The request was to leave no witnesses. If you want to resent someone, resent yourself for showing unnecessary kindness to that woman at dawn.”

The black suit bastard spouting nonsense in an emotionless tone while pulling the wire taut.

I snorted once at such an idiot bastard. For a kind warning, I mentioned something that someone in his profession should know.

“Hey. You know about the Cheongjoongno incident, right? Your industry was completely destroyed then, wasn’t it?”

“…? How do you…?”

The Cheongjoongno incident was when the police completely destroyed all the professional hitmen gathered to assassinate a witness to some politician’s corruption in Cheongjoongno.

Who was it that threw all those infamous bastards in the industry into jail? It was me.

Ah, how did I end up doing that shit? Fuck, an auntie I once got side dishes from suddenly came to me for advice about such troubles, how could I ignore that?

Anyway, after that incident, I became famous in the hitman industry. I even destroyed well-known top-tier bastards with my bare hands.
In the process, I got stabbed a few times again. I really thought I was going to die, but-

Thinking of all the hardships I’ve been through until now, it doesn’t feel like anything now. I may be weak against superpower users, but I’m confident I won’t lose to a third-rate hitman bastard without superpowers.

“Come here if you don’t want to die.”

“Come… here?”

Come here, you bastard. COME.

If you don’t come, I’ll have to go. I approached the bastard who had frozen and wasn’t moving, with my fist clenched.