I Became a Malicious Streamer

“Chicken and beer versus tteokbokki, onigiri. Shortened to chicken and beer versus onigiri…this is tough.”

[Onigiri argument lolololol]

[It’s the classic chicken and beer lol where can you compare]

[Shut up]

[Dangit]

[Aren’t chicken and cola more delicious than chicken and beer?]

[Jemmin, leave your dirty feet and go home]

“But the latter isn’t easy either. Personally, I like eating boneless chicken feet with spicy onigiri and steamed egg. Talking about this suddenly makes my mouth water. sigh”

<Delicious person donated 1000 won!>

-To be honest, onigiri is great, but tteokbokki is a bit… lol; I have no idea what’s good about it.

“What’s wrong with tteokbokki? Tteokbokki is so delicious. The broth, the vegetables, the chewy rice cakes—.”

[Ah lol touching the great tteokbokki]

[Tteok.bokki]

[Mollru can’t resist tteokbokki either, huh]

“Still, the classic is chicken and beer. Tteokbokki onigiri just had bad luck.”

[This?]

[Unexpectedly fair]

Without hesitation, I choose the chicken and beer on the left.

I can’t resist chicken and beer.

It was the next day after I selected the editor and sent the email.

I turned on the broadcast, announced that I had chosen an editor, and was pondering what to do today.

One viewer recommended the content ‘Best Food Combination World Cup.’

Sounds fun, should I give it a shot? With a light heart, I started, but soon I was engrossed in the World Cup and having a passionate discussion with the viewers.

“Bibimyeon and fried dumplings versus jokbal, chaffed noodle…”

[Dangit]

[Shut up]

[Oh wow]

[What are you doing at night, teacher?]

[Ah lol I can’t resist bibimyeon and fried dumplings]

[Jokbal sounds tempting]

This World Cup is quite useful.

Mainly for stimulating appetite.

Since I have a small appetite and eat little, this might be just right for me.

“I prefer bibimyeon with grilled pork belly over bibimyeon with fried dumplings. So I’ll go with jokbal.”

<Sua, drooling over bibimyeon, donated 1000 won!>

[Pork belly is cheating, being meat, it’s definitely tastier than dumplings]

“Uh… Thank you, Bibimyeon Drooler for the 1000 won donation. Isn’t pork belly just meat? Dumplings are also meat. What’s so unfair about that?”

[Logic King lololol]

[That makes sense, mm dumplings are meat too and so is pork belly]

[Bibimyeon Drooler so annoying lolol]

I lightly dismissed the absurd comments of the viewers and moved to the next topic.

-Rice & Soy Sauce Crab vs Popcorn & Cola

[1st tier rice thief, soy sauce crab appears]

[Shut up]

[But isn’t popcorn and cola just snacks? Are you full after eating those?]

[I find it filling]

[Let’s just focus on combinations, but popcorn and cola is a bit off]

[For real lol]

“Um… this is a bit hard.”

[What?]

[What’s so hard, teacher? Of course it’s rice and soy sauce crab]

[Joking, but how can popcorn and cola beat soy sauce crab?]

“I have a shellfish allergy, you see.”

[Ah…]

[Allergies are unavoidable]

[Why not overcome it, soy sauce crab isn’t shellfish]

[Bangjang then can’t eat shrimp? That’s so sad]

[There are so many delicious shellfish out there, for real]

“I can eat fried shrimp, that’s okay.”

[What nonsense is this]

[It’s similar to saying a vegan eats hamburgers]

[Isn’t there vegan hamburgers?]

[Selective allergy lol]

“Oh, I also can’t eat rice with beans, but I can eat seasoned beans. Tofu is okay too.”

[That’s why I think rice with beans feels stuck in my throat]

[These folks have weird food preferences]

[Tofu is delicious, though]

[Back then I couldn’t eat rice with beans since it wasn’t available]

[If she were my daughter, I would have forced her to eat it lol]

“So my conclusion is popcorn with cola~ It’s double delicious when you eat it in a movie theater~.”

[It’s just a movie theater buff]

[I have no one to go to the movies with, teacher]

[In my life, this is the first World Cup where popcorn and cola beat soy sauce crab]

[No matter how much Mollru is, this is too;;;]

Leaving behind the viewers’ outcries, I continued on with my opinion.

As the next food appeared, the viewers gasped.

This was something I was also familiar with.

“Mint chocolate versus pineapple pizza. This is obviously—.”

[This isn’t food!]

[Trash vs Trash]

[Ugh… even my dog wouldn’t eat this]

[But pineapple pizza is super delicious, what are you talking about?]

[Pineapple pizza deserves recognition, mm]

As I was monitoring the chat reactions, I suddenly bit my tongue in surprise.

“Isn’t it of course mint chocolate? What are you talking about pineapple pizza?”

[Huh? Pineapple pizza is delicious, you know?]

[Don’t you know sweet and salty?]

[The greasiness of the pizza balances with the freshness of the pineapple]

That’s nonsense.

I never knew my viewers were such food-freaks.

This is the collapse of food culture.

“Even Gordon Ramsay doesn’t eat pineapple pizza, have you ever seen that? Pizza is food, and pineapple is a fruit, so it’s dessert. Why would you think to eat them together?”

[Ramsay’s dish might have been under-localized]

[Go try it yourself]

[Yeah, Italians cry when they come to Korea and eat pineapple pizza]

[That’s true but mint chocolate… is a bit…]

[Both are equally horrible]

Fortunately, there were some enlightened individuals rejecting pineapple pizza.

However, they seemed to reject mint chocolate too.

Why? This delicious thing.

“What’s wrong with mint chocolate? If you only eat chocolate, it gets too sweet, but with mint, it’s refreshing! It’s a perfect combination. Mint chocolate ice cream, Danish mint chocolate milk, all delicious.”

[You’re using the same logic as the pineapple pizza gang, teacher]

[Why are you eating toothpaste?]

Gagging

[For real, it just tastes like sugar-filled toothpaste]

[Mollru must have nothing else to eat, even munching on toothpaste…]

These folks, with strange taste buds.

Even closely observing the chat, no one said they liked mint chocolate.

No, there was exactly one person.

An unexpected figure.

Sua: I like mint chocolate too!

“Oh, Sua. So you like mint chocolate. You have great taste.”

[Suha]

[So Sua is in the mint chocolate gang]

[Oh no;]

Sudden appearance of Sua.

Due to Sua saying she liked mint chocolate, a few viewers followed suit and declared their love for it.

When I was passionately speaking earlier, they were quiet, and now they come out to support.

With Sua appearing, the chat room calmed down a bit.

Taking advantage of the viewers’ attention, I was about to raise my mint chocolate again.

<Sua donated 10000 won!>

-Mollru, are you thinking of participating in a tournament?

“Tournament?”

What tournament is she talking about.

[Look who’s pretending not to know; EOW streamer tournament is happening]

“Ah, that one.”

As I scratched my cheek for a moment, I understood what Sua was saying in the viewers’ chat.

There was a tournament announced on Switch for EOW.

I remembered quite a few streamers were participating.

“Well, I’m not really interested…”

Both the fact that it’s a large content event on a platform and that I would have to interact with many people made me think it would be uncomfortable, so I had put it on hold.

On the tournament day, I was just thinking about feasting on chicken while watching, feeling quite laid-back.

<Sua donated 10000 won!>

-Ah, don’t say that, let’s participate together, okay?

[Wow, wow, look at that sudden aegyo from Sua]

[Having Mollru on the same team would be reassuring]

[But you never know if you’ll end up on the same team]

“It’s kind of a hassle…”

<Sua donated 10000 won!>

-Teacher, aren’t you going to comply with your precious disciple’s request?

“Stop sending 10,000 won each time.”

I was flustered by Sua’s assertive request.

Just as Sua dominated the donations, another nickname appeared.

<Moll Daesik Forever donated 10000 won!>

-Ha lol who’s more precious, in the end, it’s Daesik now

[Teacher gets NTR’ed by Sua lol]

[One day there was a video about Sua…]

[Oh, no]

[Stop right there]

[Golden-haired tanned O Daesik dings]

[Golden Taeo lolol]

[What an imagination lolol]

Now that I thought about it, Daesik was also there.

I believe Daesik was also on the list of participants.

Daesik, who got better thanks to my special lesson.

I hope his skills will shine brightly in the tournament.

As I was curious about my disciple’s recent situation, another donation sound echoed.

<Sua donated 10000 won!>

-Teacher… did you teach anyone else besides me?

The cold and mechanical voice of the electronic girl, often referred to as my electronic daughter, felt somehow chilling.

Even though I hear the same tone every day, it couldn’t be.

Thinking it was my imagination, I replied to Sua’s question.

“Ah, yes. Somehow I got connected with Daesik, so I ended up mentoring him a bit.”

[Connected?]

[You said I was the only one! I am the only one!]

[When did Mollru say that?]

<ㅇㅇ donated 10000 won!>

-Sua vs Daesik

[Isn’t this the World Cup?]

[An ideal type World Cup?]

“Why are you asking such things? It makes it awkward.”

That question could potentially cause a ruckus.

Besides, one of the main characters is here.

<Sua donated 10000 won!>

-You need to answer, teacher. The viewer donated, you know ^^

The main character seemed to want an answer.

After all, with a grand donation of 10,000 won, it would be disappointing if nothing came back.

As expected, Sua has many things to learn as a pro streamer.

“What are the criteria for judgment? Like EOW skills or something?”

[If you ask us that]

[Moll? Ru]

[It’s the teacher’s heart lol]

Let’s judge coldly.

Both are my students.

“First, Daesik is a higher tier than Sua…”

The reaction was immediate.

[O Daesik wins!]

[O Daesik! O Daesik! O Daesik! O Daesik! O Daesik!]

[Look at that! They’re calling him just Daesik and dropping the ahem lol]

[Ah lol for real, it’s Daesik over Sua]

<Sua donated 10000 won!>

-Teacher, I’m disappointed.

“I haven’t said anything yet…”

It seems I might have misspoken.

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