I Became a Fortune Teller in a Game My Sister Made



0 – Prologue: I’ve Become an Unlucky Bastard in This sh*tty Game

No matter how I think about it, I have no clue what the problem was.

It was only a 25 year life, but I really didn’t do anything super dangerous.

I did read web novels, but didn’t send 5700 characters.

And I didn’t get into a traffic accident going to a new world or anything.

I wasn’t some old geezer who knew every character’s blood type and mole location in some weird game.

“Ah.”

Right, there was one game I did play.

The reviews on the game site were low, downright miserable, but I played it diligently.

Just that several jobs had sh*t balance.

The normal content was just mindless grinding, yet to increase play time they recommended repeating it all several times.

And on top of that the difficulty was pointlessly high, pissing you off.

…Now that I think about it, it wasn’t affection but hatred.

“Damn sh*tty game.”

Why did I even play it?

It was so unenjoyable I found myself wondering why I ever played it.

While playing I spat out curses repeatedly, and since combat was turn-based, I had to keep reloading saves to beat the goddamn bosses.

None of that was particularly fun or cathartic, but…

Well, what can you do.

“Why did that b*tch have to make that kind of…”

It was a game made by my younger sister who left home saying she wanted to become a game developer.

As her older brother, wasn’t it proper etiquette for me to play it?

While I was at it, as a paying consumer I could give the developer a piece of my mind too.

I had just finished all the jobs, leaving only one left, when…

I was right before finishing every job when there was one left and…

“No way….”

Don’t tell me.

“No…you gotta be kidding…”

[Congratulations! Among Romance Academy players, you are the first to have only the last job left across 26 playthroughs!]

“Cut the bullsh*t…please…”

I turned my gaze toward the dazzling text floating in the air, desperately avoiding reality. I quickly read through it.

[The development team has prepared a special gift just for player ‘GetYoursh*tTogether’!]

“Not more bullsh*t…!!”

[Experience Romance Academy, which you’ve enjoyed 26 times over, directly as the last job – Fortune Teller!]

“That b*tch….”

[PS. Do your best!]

“You crazy b*tch!!!!”

…Looks like I’ve entered the game made by my younger sister.