I am a villain, why are there always people chasing me?

The door to 404 opened.

Hu Chengxi had just opened a small gap when his "roommate" next door couldn't wait to push the door open, as if he was afraid that he would change his mind and close the door again.

Push, push, push, push! You almost killed me!

Hu Chengxi took a few steps back in fear and touched his nose which had brushed against the door.

Gu Xiyan appeared at the door without knowing when, and closed the door gently and locked it.

Before the "classmate" could open his mouth and say something polite to lower the players' guard, Gu Xiyan behind him hit him in the head with a stool.

Of course, the "classmate" was in good physical condition and would not fall down so easily. He just had a little blood on the back of his head.

Oh no, how do you play dirty? ? ?

The "classmate" was stunned for a moment, and before he could react, Hu Chenxi hit him with the mop again.

"I've already told the pretty girl to go to bed, but you're still thinking about going into the girls' dormitory. How tactless."

Gu Xiyan:? ? ?

Yu Fan: |д?′)!!

Hu Chengxi: ╭(°A°`)╮? ? ? Sister, it seems like you are the only girl here...

Who cares! If you dare to come alone to harass me, be prepared to be beaten!

"I originally wanted to make you my food painlessly, but now it seems that I can only show you my real skills!"

This "classmate" started to mutate and his clothes started to explode as he spoke, but how could Hu Chenxi, who was familiar with the routines of online novels, give him a chance?

"Don't be so pushy. You're just a cannon fodder and you keep adding drama to yourself!"

I just swept it with a mop.

"I'm really angry!"

The "classmate" whose transformation was interrupted was very unhappy and is now in a half-human, half-ghost state.

If I could give you a chance to speak, my surname wouldn’t be Hu!

Hu Chengxi has nothing else but great strength, and he can do it with his bare hands.

My sister said that we can’t let the villain transform, otherwise it will be difficult to deal with him!

Hu Chengxi (fiercely): You're the only one who broke my triple kill, right? Get your death!

Hu Chengxi and Hu Chenxi directly played a mixed doubles game, making the "classmate" not know whether to resist or continue to "transform".

"I'm angry! Aaaah! Seriously, I... Aa ...

Yu Fan felt that the problem was not serious at the moment and that Hu Chenxi and his sister should be able to handle it, so he did not take any action. He just found a toilet plunger from the bathroom and handed it to Gu Xiyan, and replaced the stool in his hand.

"This one is lighter, use this one."

And this magic attack is strong.

Gu Xiyan held the toilet plunger in his hand blankly and looked at Yu Fan in confusion. His eyes almost said "Are you serious?"

Forget it.

Gu Xiyan swallowed as he looked at Yu Fan's exposed lower back as he lowered his head to put down the stool.

Anyway... (dodges the shoe thrown by Hu Chengxi) He can't do anything, so it doesn't matter what he takes?_?

Whose stupid kid is this who came to their dormitory to cause trouble without paying attention??!

Gu Xiyan could only take advantage of opportunities to get closer and poke from time to time.

"Oh, I'm so tired."

Hu Chengxi felt refreshed. This exhilarating feeling reminded him of his student days.

It was better in the past. After entering college, I was so used to being bad that I forgot that I was also a passionate young man.

Gu Xiyan:...

I don't understand. It seems to me that you are quite stupid and immature now.

"Tie him up and throw him out?"

Hu Chenxi adjusted her hairstyle and tucked one side of her hair behind her ear.

"Actually, I'm not usually like this..."

"Hey, sister, please speak normally!"

Hu Chengxi stroked the goose bumps on his arms.

"While I'm in a good mood now, don't force me to give you a duel."

Hu Chenxi smiled friendly.

Hu Chengxi (smiling face): No need, thank you for the invitation.

"You guys...don't look down on me like that..."

The “classmate” climbed up with a strange glow on his body.

"Don't think that other people don't have tempers. I'm really angry—"

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"Please, classmates, please help me fill it out. I'll sell my body to buy you a whole building's worth of snacks, please..."

"...No...just help him?" Wang Yongzhi felt a little reluctant.

In fact, it was all for the big pie he painted.

"Do you want money or life? If you pity him, I'll help you throw you out of the window."

Luo Jiewen made Wang Yongzhi shut up with just one sentence.

When Qian heard there was a chance, he was so excited that he made his plans even more unrealistic and pretended to be so pitiful that he started telling about his miserable experiences from childhood to adulthood.

Yun Baize finally couldn't stand Qian's nagging anymore, so he started chatting with Qian directly through the door.

"How old is Qian?"

"Third year...what's wrong? Why are you asking this all of a sudden?"

Now it is impossible for Qian, who was giving a eloquent and moving speech, to do so.

"Looking for a job?"

"not yet……"

“Does that mean there is a career path?”

"without……"

"Are you preparing for the civil service exam or postgraduate entrance exam? Have you obtained all the certificates? Have you passed the CET-4 or CET-6?"

"I don't know... not yet..."

This series of questions confused Qian, and he almost forgot why he came here.

"Not ready yet? You're already a junior in college, how can you not think about anything? You haven't even passed the CET-4? Do you have a girlfriend?" Yun Baize pressed on.

"without……"

Student Qian was stunned, as if he had never consciously thought about these questions, and he felt as if he was doing the same thing day after day in a daze.

Why is this happening? He has always been a man with plans.

He didn't know, not because he didn't want to think about it, but because he subconsciously knew that he couldn't leave this school for the rest of his life...

"Look at you. You don't have a career plan. When asked about taking the civil service exam or the postgraduate entrance exam, you said you hadn't prepared. You haven't passed any exams and you don't have a girlfriend. You are already a junior and will graduate soon, but you haven't achieved anything. Won't your relatives ask you about it when you go back for the New Year? I heard you say that your family is from a remote village. I guess the children of people around you are already old enough to help with cooking? Doesn't anyone in your family urge you to get married? And now you can't even finish your homework? You say you..."

Yun Baize dropped a series of bombs with an expressionless face, catching Qian off guard. Wang Yongzhi was also stunned and dared not say a word.

When he was in college... he seemed to be not very good at anything...

In the end, I gave Qian the student and said that my defense was broken.

"I won't beg you anymore! I need to go back to study and look up information, woooo..."

"Really? If you go back now and sign up and study hard, you will probably pass the CPA exam."

Learning here I come!

By the way, what did I come here for in the first place? Who cares! I’m going to start memorizing words!!!

Yun Baize, complete victory.

Luo Jiewen: Oh, it’s okay, I’m used to it. He’s a top student, so I’m not worried that he’ll get a rotten butt from eating pineapple today.

Wang Yongzhi: Big sister, wake up! You are so sleepy that you are talking nonsense!!!