I, a Mental Patient, Was Chosen to Participate in AnalogHorror

Meichuan Neiku shrank his neck fearfully at the sight of the other's muscles.

"Bro, if you hit my wife, you just can't hit me, okay~"

What?

Zhou Qin stared at Meichuan Neiku, dumbfounded.

You really wish me dead, huh? Can't even bother to pretend anymore, can you?

The chest-haired man also let out a sneer.

Such a coward?

But~

Niu Jieshi's gaze turned playful as he looked at Meichuan Neiku.

Being watched by him, Meichuan Neiku swallowed his saliva in panic.

What's going on?

Why does this chest-haired man look at me so...

"Zhou Qin, leave this guy to me. I'll return him to you after seven days, and I won't trouble you in the meantime, okay?"

"Yes! Take him away, thanks." Zhou Qin replied very crisply.

A man like that, better dead!

"Don't! Wife, save me, please!"

Meichuan Neiku's face turned pale.

A week?

One or two days would have been fine...

Seven days?

That's absolutely unacceptable!

What if this chest-haired man spots my flaws? What then?

At the thought, Meichuan Neiku nearly wet himself on the spot.

Clutching the table leg, he kowtowed desperately to Zhou Qin, begging not to be taken away by the muscular man.

Seeing Zhou Qin unmoved, Meichuan Neiku turned to the old man for help.

"Mom! Say something, please! If I leave, who will feed you? I still need to continue showing you filial piety, Mom!"

"Mom... Mom!!!"

His cries for "Mom" were truly heartrending!

The people in the live stream were all stunned by Meichuan Neiku's exquisite acting.

[Hehe, now he realizes it's time to shake off the snot into his mouth, when the child is dead he turns to nursing, when the car hits the wall he knows how to swerve. ip: Dragon Country]

[Uh, you can tell, this guy really doesn't want to be taken away. ip: Dragon Country]

[Baka! Our Meichuan-kun just wants to show his filial piety to his mother! Don't you smear him! ip: Sakura Empire]

[Aish, you guys from the Sakura Empire love to deceive yourselves. Filial piety? Every time it's mealtime, your chosen ones are busy with yue si mi da! ip: Korea]

Watching Meichuan Neiku sobbing, the old lady was somewhat moved, considering whether to rescue her son.

But I'm just an old bag of bones and can't take a beating, can I?

Not only might I fail to save someone, but I could also end up losing my own life.

Not worth it, not worth it~

The old lady shook her head, clearly deciding to give up.

The only one who could go a few rounds with the chest-haired man was Zhou Qin.

But it was clear that she would rather Meichuan Neiku dead than alive.

This bastard just lost what it takes to be a man, not to mention,

when in danger, he couldn't even muster the courage to speak a word of fairness for himself.

What's the use of saving him?

"Come here, young master!"

The chest-haired man lifted Meichuan Neiku like picking up a chick.

"Bro! Bro!! I... I've got sores, really! It's no good!"

Sores?

The chest-haired man frowned.

"Is what you say true?"

"Would I lie about that! I'm a corporate slave, I sit for too long without exercise, and I like to eat spicy..."

"Hahahaha, that's even better! The eye of hell, right? I, Niu Jieshi, just love that!"

Gah...

Meichuan Neiku's body petrified instantly.

You're kidding, right?

...

Now, not only the viewers from other nations were mocking the Sakura Empire's live stream,

but even the locals of the Sakura Empire couldn't bear to watch Meichuan Neiku's cringeworthy performance.

[Kusai! He's performing so poorly, it's truly a disgrace to our Great Sakura Empire's dignity! ip: Sakura Empire]

[Baka! Baka!! Meichuan-kun has brought such shame to us abroad, not even a shred of face left! ip: Sakura Empire]

[Dude, my aunt Lisa said that men from the Sakura Empire are the most spineless. ip: Lighthouse Country]

[That's right, men from the Sakura Empire are indeed the biggest cowards in all of Asia, si mi da! ip: Korea]

[Little Sakura, you'd better stick to making your love tokusatsu films. What face do you need? Your face is just a shoe insole! ip: Dragon Country]

Dragon Country is undoubtedly the country most qualified to mock the Sakura Empire.

Even a lunatic like Jiang Xiao knows a man should stand in front of his wife.

And Meichuan Neiku could do something so disgraceful?

The chat rooms of other nations were also discussing the Sakura Empire's Chosen One's flamboyant moves.

[Do you think people like Meichuan Neiku really exist in the world?]

[Forget about in the world of Analog Horror, such men exist in real life too!]

[True, plus his family being creeps, it's understandable that Meichuan Neiku doesn't want to stand up for them. Probably he can't wait for Zhou Qin and the others to die at the hands of that strong man.]

[Right, aside from Jiang Xiao Yi, who took this Analog Horror seriously, all the other Chosen Ones are just acting, right?]

Hiss...

Quite a few astute observers seemed to catch on to something elusive and yet couldn't articulate it clearly.

[Do you think, to last seven days in this Kaidan, you need to genuinely treat these weirdos as family?]

[Yeah, like Jiang Xiao from Dragon Country, playing games with his daughter and cooking for his wife, and in the end, his wife even decided to go up against the fat neighbor for him!]

[Exactly! It's utterly unbelievable, a creep actually protecting a Chosen One, like something out of a fairy tale.]

[Just relying on "sincerity" to clear the Seven-Star Analog Horror is undoubtedly like a fool's dream. Can the neighbor's issue be resolved just by sincerity? If I'm not wrong, the neighbor's power setting is obviously higher than the family of the Chosen One.]

Sure.

Well, that figures.

That Sun Wei didn't dare to fight back even after Wang Mei slapped her twice says it all.

It's going to be tough the next time Wang Mei comes knocking.

"Wow, this chest hair guy's family is so freaking twisted!"

Someone reminded in the barrage of comments.

If you look closely, this is more than twisted.

The chest hair guy's experiences could probably explode the scales on a global level!

He peed himself...

Meichuan Neiku genuinely got scared to the point of pissing himself this time.

Old Glass is one thing, but this chest hair guy is a huge pervert!

The chest hair guy took him to a basement, where stuff like necklaces and bracelets were just the usual tools.

There were even surgical clamps and a set of suturing needles and thread.

When Meichuan Neiku saw the chest hair guy heading towards him with a thick hemp rope in hand,

He was absolutely terrified, feeling like his gallbladder was about to burst.

"Good grief! Bro! Brother!! I'm a decent young man! You can't do this to me, please, have mercy, I'll do anything, I'm really versatile!"

The chest hair guy, licking his lips, gave Meichuan Neiku a classic Arabian-style binding.

During the process, Meichuan Neiku tried to struggle, even biting the chest hair guy when he was tying the rope around his neck.

'Smack!'

A painful slap from the chest hair guy made him calm down immediately.

Without exaggeration, the chest hair guy's palm was bigger than Meichuan Neiku's head.

Even though he used only a third of his strength, Meichuan Neiku couldn't take it.

He just felt dizzy, with a constant buzzing in his ears.

Wow, this slap almost scattered his brains!

"Kid, I warn you, if you dare to bite me again, it won't be as simple as a slap. You should know what I'm capable of. If you don't want to die, just cooperate with me!"

What identity?

Weird, of course!

Numerous chosen ones who have died have already told everyone.

None of those who appear in Analog Horror are normal!

And with the space here sealed off, even if he had the Five-limb Substitute Death Technique, it wouldn't work. It would probably excite the guy even more...

Does it mean he's going to be tormented here for seven days and nights?

This old pervert would probably leave him staggering against the wall to urinate with traces of blood!

Thinking of this, Meichuan Neiku's nose tingled, and the grown man started sobbing uncontrollably.

"Brother, I'm begging you, my body really can't take seven days!"

Looking at Meichuan Neiku with snot and tears all over his face crying like he was about to die,

The chest hair man grimaced in disgust.

"Go to hell! Big boy, stop crying like a willow with your sentimental crap. If you cry one more time, I'll eat you. Believe it or not?!"

Meichuan Neiku forcibly stopped crying, but his shoulders were still shaking with sobs.

"Aiyo, damn! I said it, can you stop acting like a whimpering woman?"

"Bro, I, I don't want to cry either, but I just can't hold it back..."

"Sigh!"

The chest hair guy sighed helplessly. With such a pitiful sight, how was he supposed to continue playing?

"If you just obey, I'll send you home in less than seven days!"

Meichuan Neiku's eyes lit up, followed by ecstatic joy.

"Brother! Are you serious?"

"For real! Like this, three days will be enough for me."

Three days, along with tonight, made it a total of three days and nights.

"Deal, it's a promise! Brother, I'm ready!"

The crowd: ...

The crowd: ???

The crowd: !!!

Damn!

Wasn't this scene too intense, too cruel?

"Damn it! The shame! Meichuan Neiku is a disgrace to the Great Sakura Empire! ip: Sakura Empire"

"Neiku-kun is already sullied, I suggest we strip him of his Sakura Empire citizenship! ip: Sakura Empire"

"Don't! Though Neiku-kun isn't great, he has a talent that you can't ignore, with five extra lives. ip: Sakura Empire"

"Exactly, and I think it's quite the sight to behold, I'm all charged up~ ip: Korea"

"Ah, damn! I'll give you fifty to change your ip to Sakura Empire's! ip: Korea"

"Asshole! What gives you Korea perverts the right to push this onto the Sakura Empire? ip: Sakura Empire"

"Ah, shit! Ah, shit! We might just be talking, but your Meichuan Neiku is really getting screwed over there, SMIDA! ip: Korea"

Anyway, those who are still in the Sakura Empire's streaming room, are beyond common comprehension.

People from the Dragon Country, nauseated, went back to Jiang Xiao's stream.

Now this is a cozy family of five~

Jiang Xiao was washing dishes, while Sun Wei was helping three little girls with their bubble bath.

Bubble bath?

Such a scene naturally attracted numerous perverts from the Sakura Empire.

But they quickly started to complain.

"Damn it! Analog Horror is unfair! Why is Meichuan Neiku's stream high-definition uncensored Blu-ray while these three little girls are all mosaic'd? ip: Sakura Empire"

"Damn, you're worse than beasts, Sakura Empire is even lusting over little girls now? ip: Dragon Country"

"Heh, it's true that the land nurtures its people. That tiny place must all be made of the same stuff. ip: Dragon Country"

However, the men of the Sakura Empire remained clueless and went nuts in the stream, ranting about Analog Horror's discrimination.

"Damn it! Stupid Analog Horror, why the mosaic for these three little girls! ip: Sakura Empire"

"I, Shichijiro Yamamoto, deeply protest this! Analog Horror, give us the Sakura Empire an explanation! ip: Sakura Empire"

Just as everyone was watching them like they were watching monkeys, Analog Horror actually took action.

You want an explanation, right?

Fine, here you go.

"Ding~ The system has detected some individuals from the Sakura Empire making inappropriate comments and challenging the dignity of Kaidan. The punishment mechanism will now be activated."