I, a Mental Patient, Was Chosen to Participate in AnalogHorror

Fuck!

I've dominated "Kaidan" for so long, when did the chosen one get slapped in the face?!

The old man's black mist quickly spread out and enveloped Jiang Xiao's body.

[Crayon Shin-chan effect: Because you are rampant and oblivious to danger, weird powers cannot contaminate you..]

The contamination came quickly and left just as fast.

Jiang Xiao felt his thoughts go blank all of a sudden.

It was like the feeling when you dream of falling into a ditch or when you misstep while walking, and your brain goes blank all of a sudden.

His mind entered a momentary state of complete emptiness, unable to perceive anything from the outside world.

Of course, it was only for a moment before he returned to normal.

Just as he was savoring that strange sensation, the foreigners in the live stream started making noise.

[Yo Xi! Hahaha! Jiang Xiao's move was absolutely great! IP: Sakura Empire]

[Ashi! Well done! Great way to die, I feel ya! IP: Korea]

[Good! Hahaha, this Jiang Xiao is even dumber than our Wo Xi! IP: Philippines]

Uh...

People from Dragon Country can't understand.

It's just that Jiang Xiao was contaminated, right?

Do these foreigners really need to be this excited...

At this moment, the old man who thought he had successfully infected the other was grinning with his big teeth showing.

Heh, dare to slap me?

Chosen one oblivious to danger, fall into the endless abyss...

Seeing the old man's slap-worthy face, Jiang Xiao slapped him again.

'Smack!'

An old molar with bloodstains flew out of the old man's mouth.

"My knock! Old Bideng, still baring your teeth at me? I think you haven't figured out your place! Next time, better shake your brain properly before making eye contact with me!"

Old man: ????

Holy shit, what the fuck?

Why didn't this guy die?!

People from Dragon Country are already accustomed to this.

Jiang Xiao's physical invincibility is well known in Dragon Country.

A mere infection?

That's nothing at all!

[Jiang God is still that Jiang God, Old Bideng is just asking for it!]

[Yeah, that's the right flavor! That's exactly what we want.]

And many foreigners seeing Jiang Xiao contaminated yet still lively and even slapping the bizarre back couldn't hold it any longer.

[What? Are you sure? Oh my God! What did I just see?! IP: Philippines]

[Nani??? D: Sakura Empire.]

[Ashi! This chosen one from Dragon Country must have cheats, I have to report it, I feel ya! IP: Korea]

[?????? IP: Philippines]

[Haha, look at these clueless foreigners~]

These countries with no real power and full of arrogance are the real bumpkins.

Conversely, big nations like Lighthouse Country and Bear Country didn't react much because they had already gotten the news that Jiang Xiao from Dragon Country has a talent akin to being "immortal."

Seeing the old man still unconvinced, Jiang Xiao raised his hand.

"Old Bideng, you still don't accept this?"

Seeing the hand that had slapped him several times before, the old man involuntarily winced.

He may be bizarre, but he fears pain too!

"This medicine, are you taking it... or not?"

The old man hastily nodded his head.

If he continued being stubborn, his remaining teeth probably won't be preserved today!

Seeing the other party admit defeat, Jiang Xiao struck a Superman pose with one hand on his hip.

"Muahaha, muahahaha, consider me wise! Donggan Superman will always stand against evil!"

Jiang Xiao's sudden shift in demeanor left the old man speechless...

What the actual fuck is going on with this guy?

You meant to say 'consider yourself wise' and 'never stand with evil', right?

Compared to Jiang Xiao's violent medicating,

The other chosen ones weren't having such an easy time.

Everybody's kids were different, so their grandparents were different too.

Some didn't just look unwell but actually appeared quite spirited.

Among them, Meichuan Neiku from Sakura Empire looked particularly distraught.

At the moment, he had a troubled look on his face, awkwardly watching the old grandma with yellow teeth lying on the bed.

"You are my son, what's wrong with mouth-to-mouth medication? I'm old; I really can't swallow it."

Meichuan Neiku's son Da Zhuang was egging him on from the side.

"Dad, go for it! Weren't you feeding her daily? Why stop today? Could it be... you're not my dad?"

Meichuan Neiku shivered in fear and immediately patted his chest, assuring completely okay.

He agreed!

The spooky grandma directly craned her yellow-toothed mouth towards Meichuan Neiku.

"Come on, darling~ our love is as deep as the sea~ give me a kiss! Mua~~~~"

Holy shit!!!

I'm going all out!

It's just mouth-to-mouth medication, no big deal.

Again, that kind of situation is quite common in their hometown, nothing to fuss about!

Just close your eyes, stretch your neck, and get it over with quickly!

"Darn, watching cherry blossoms seems to be deeply disturbing indeed."

"Watching on a foot community online?"

"They're really wild, that old lady must be in her eighties, right? The wrinkles on her face are rougher than the bark of an old poplar tree."

"Damn it... The traditions of the Sakura Empire are indeed disgustingly unbearable. IP: Korea"

"My eyes burn, we can't understand this either. IP: India"

"What! Everyone else might have the right to speak, but your India doesn't even spare the big lizards, what right do you have to criticize our Great Sakura Empire! IP: Sakura Empire"

At this moment, Meichuan Neiku was about to face it.

"Honey, you're so good, mua~~~"

The creepy old woman hooked his neck and pulled him down forcefully.

Oh, my God!

The moment they faced each other, Meichuan Neiku even felt a surge of desire to commit seppuku.

That death smell, oh my f**k!

Did the creepy old lady have old leek boxes for breakfast?

Damn it!

It was definitely leek boxes!

Meichuan Neiku could already feel the leek strands stuck between the old lady's yellow teeth!

"Ugh..ugh...ugh wah!"

Couldn't handle it, really couldn't handle it, Meichuan Neiku immediately retracted his head, vomiting continuously.

The creepy old woman's complexion darkened.

"What? Are you despising me, your mother?"

"When you were a naive baby, wasn't I the one who took care of your every pee and poop?"

"How come I didn't find you disgusting back then?"

"Now that my body isn't well and I need you to help me take some medicine, you can't do it?"

"Damn it, mom, I... ugh! That's not what I meant. You... ugh, just give me some time to recover..."

Give you time my ass!

The old lady wrapped her arm around Meichuan Neiku's neck, pulling him to her lips for a classic dominant kiss.

Meichuan Neiku swore, this was the first time in his life he understood what the abyss of hell was like...

It felt like chewing on a dry piece of old tree bark, and it even had an old sour taste of leeks.

Oh my f**k...

It was like someone's rotten soybean paste!

Wait...

Something about the taste isn't right?

Damn it!

These aren't today's leeks; these strands have been fermenting for over three days.

After a long while.

The old woman contentedly took all the medicine in Meichuan Neiku's mouth for herself.

Looking at her son, stupefied like a wooden chicken, she nodded in satisfaction.

"Hmm... Not bad, but you should really pay attention to your oral hygiene, it's a bit strong."

My breath is a bit strong?

Sometimes, an offhand comment is the last straw that breaks the camel's back...

Meichuan Neiku glanced around vacantly.

The red-cheeked old woman with yellow teeth couldn't stop laughing.

Her son, watching the disaster unfold with schadenfreude.

A feeling of mutual speechlessness, only tears flowing and drawing swords in confusion mixed together,

Causing his tears to uncontrollably slide down from the corners of his eyes.

"Oh, by the way, you can't be careless about feeding me medicine; I need you to do it every day."

Meichuan Neiku: ????

...

At this time, Jiang Xiao had finished feeding the medicine.

It's worth mentioning that during the feeding, the old man couldn't help but glare at Jiang Xiao.

As you might expect.

The dry old face was forcefully brought back to life by Jiang Xiao.

Anyway, it looked flushed.

"Daddy, daddy, is the medicine fed? Mom's calling you to come down for dinner."

"Daddy, today I want you to feed me."

"Hmph, childish."

The three little girls tiptoed upstairs to get Jiang Xiao to come down to eat.

But they dared not enter the room and just stood outside the door calling for Jiang Xiao, the fear in their eyes growing more apparent.

"Of course, the medicine is fed! After all, I'm extraordinarily filial to our grandfather, aren't I, grandpa?"

The old man initially wanted to complain, but a glimpse caught Jiang Xiao's stretching palm...

"Grandpa, speak up, what does your silence mean? Hisss, are you suggesting I've abused you?"

Jiang Xiao shifted slightly, positioning his fist near a vulnerable spot on the old man.

"Speak up! Haven't I taken good care of you?"

Then he warned in a tone only the two of them could hear.

"If you don't speak, I might have to let you taste my Sky Horse Meteor Explosive Chicken Punch~"

Goddamn Explosive Chicken Punch!

"Mmm...mmm...mmm..." The old man, unable to speak, his face turned purple with fear: "Good, well taken care of! good! very good!"

The three little lasses stood with their mouths slightly open: ???