Hunter’s sexy snippets

It was a beautiful Friday afternoon in early spring. The weather was unusually warm and we had the windows open. The cool breeze fluttered your school notebooks, piled up on a table next to the window, and made the apartment feel fresh and renewed from a cold winter. We were bouncing around the kitchen together making dinner – I was just finishing a pasta sauce and you were draining the spaghetti. Arugula and cherry tomato salad was already on the table. Dessert sat nearby – Raspberries drizzled with lemon and a can of whipped cream.

After we plated dinner, I noticed you picked one fork and knife from the drawer, but before I could say something you interrupted, "Can you go by the door and get me my water bottle please?"

Losing my train of thought I said, "Sure."

Searching around the door amongst jackets, coats and books, I could find no water bottle.

"I don't see any bottles, you sure you left it here?"

"Keep looking. Maybe check under the bench? It could have rolled under there." you hollered from the kitchen

I got down on my knees and scanned around. You must have bumped the dinner table because I heard the dishes rattle and you giggling.

She must be messing with me, I thought. I stood up and walked back to the kitchen.

"Your bottle is missing, I'll get you another one".

I turned to see the dinner table. You were naked, your dress hastily thrown on the floor, with your back facing me, squatting over my plate of spaghetti.

"Oh look at that…. the bottle was on the table the whole time!" you said with mock shock.

I smiled, loving your spontaneity and wondering where this was going.

"What are you up to?"

You reached back and spread your ass, presenting your cute little asshole mere inches above my dinner. You squeezed it tight, pulling your brown ring together and then relaxed it, winking it at me because you know it drives me wild.

"It's No Fork Friday and I'm feeding you dinner." You said and stamped your spread ass down onto my plate.

You looked back, smiled at me as you ground your hips into the soft, warm pile. A brief sigh escaped your parted lips.

"oh my god its so hot on my little butthole. Maybe I should have blown on it first?!"

You released your ass in the spaghetti and the got up onto your hands and knees. "Come and get it." you said and raised your ass above the plate, clenching pasta between your sauce-covered cheeks, dripping everywhere onto the table, place-mat and plate.

"Fuck. Yes." I said as I sat down at the table.

I wanted to dive in like the asshog that I am, but I wasn't going to let my new dinner plate call all of the shots. Instead I put my hands on your cheeks and smeared the pasta and sauce all over your butt and down your legs. I scooped up more from my plate and sprinkled it all over the clean spots. I took a handful and rubbed it up against your pussy.

Now that dinner was officially plated I dug in. I lifted one of your little feet and licked up your sole, making you squirm. I put your toes in my mouth and wiggled my tongue between your toes, and you giggled loudly.

From your feet I worked my way up your legs, sucking and licking up your calf and stopping before your butt so I could start on the other leg and work my way up. I slowly munched, sucked and slithered my tongue over every inch of your back legs, eating my dinner as I went.

After much stalling and anticipation I made it to your butt. It was still covered in food but I laid a firm smack onto each cheek splattering sauce across the room and making a loud *crack*.

"That's for being a brat and putting your ass on my food"

You just laughed.

I refilled with more pasta and gave a few more smacks, turning your red-sauced ass into a hot, red-sauced ass. Pasta sauce was splattered every where.

While I smacked, you explained yourself, "I couldn't help it. I tasted your sauce, it was a little bland – it needed… something."

"What, the taste of asshole?"

"Exactly, let me know how you like it."

With my mouth open wide I leaned down, craned my head up and sucked in all the spaghetti on your pussy, chewing and slurping and flicking my tongue out and over you. I swallowed and continued licking you clean. I tickled your asshole with the tip of my nose and I inhaled your sweat and savored your taste as I ate.

I ran my mouth up your crack like a one-directional Pac-man, chewing and tonguing every inch from your pussy to your tailbone.

You started raking your messy ass over my face, grinding your body over my chin, tongue and nose, using my face like a toy.

By now your ass was mostly clean. Relatively. I licked a finger and put it on the entrance of your pussy and gently petted to ask permission to enter.

"May I?"

"Please."

I gently started to slide my finger inside.

With my other hand, I spread your ass and finally got a good look at your asshole. I kissed it to apologize in advance for the workout I was going to put it through. Of course, you asked for it.

I stuck my pointed tongue out and ran it around your brown ring, getting it nice and wet. I flattened my tongue and licked all the way up and around, pushing my tongue on your hole, like I was licking an icecream cone. Finally, I pointed my tongue and flicked it directly over your asshole which made you jiggle and squirm.

"Eat my ass David. It's the most important meal of the day." You, meanwhile were propped up on your elbows, slowly digging in to your food mostly like normal.

I scooped tomato sauce off my plate and rubbed it onto your asshole. Then I licked it off. I added more sauce, this time rubbing it in little circles, asking for permission.

"May I fingerfuck your asshole?"

"As long as that's not the only thing you stick in there."

"The first of many things."

"Then get going."

Once your asshole got the idea and started to relax I slid a pasta-sauced finger in a little bit and then out. And then I repeated, in and out. Each time, I could feel the gripping ring of your asshole slowly relaxing a little more.

With a finger slowly inching into your pussy and another into your asshole, I spit on each to keep things slick.

"oh I love it. Finger fuck my holes David."

"I love it too." I kissed your ass, literally and figuratively.

I worked my fingers in and out, licking and drooling long gobs of spit over each. My mouth never closed, I drooled at-will like a sub wearing a ball-gag.

I pulled my finger out of your ass, and licked it, tasting your asshole and stuck it back in for more.

I pulled my other finger out of your pussy and licked that.

"Hmmm. I don't know which I like better, your ass-juice or your pussy-juice. Maybe both?" I scraped my fingers through the sauce on my plate and put them back into your holes, pulled them out and put both fingers in my mouth. "That's it, both at the same time."

I swooned. Eating a beautiful ass slut from the bottom up made my head swim and my cock strain against my pants.

"I think your holes are my new secret ingredient."

"Why thank you. Don't stop eating then."

"Maybe next time I make sauce I should run the whole pot through your ass? What do you think about 'dinner and a colonic'?"

You laughed.

"I'm just going to plate the spaghetti and then you can stand over our plates and blast your secret sauce straight out of your asshole."

"I'd love to."

"Me too. Alright let's turn this tight little asshole into a big sloppy fuckhole."

I pulled my finger out of your ass and spit right onto your little hole. Then i stacked my middle and index finger and slowly worked it back in, gently stretching your chute as i worked my fingers in and out. My tongue worked around my fingers, drooling spit down your asshole, pussy and onto the plate, as i inhaled the smell of your ass on my slimy fingers.

"Still good?"

"hmmm…. yes…."

"Good. You are an awfully dirty girl Jamie. What do you think your friends would say if they knew you liked to get your cute little butt stretched open like this? Hm? have some of them ever even been fucked in the ass before?"

"mmmmm I dunno, everyone thinks I'm a good girl…" you were lost in the fog

I pushed my fingers in deeper, deeper until I had both in to the base. Then I wiggled and pushed your soft, supple guts from the inside.

I gasped "Jamie, there's dirt in here! Did you present your asshole to me for a stretching without cleaning out first?"

"I just got the idea, I didn't have time."

"Well! You put your dirty, sweaty asshole on my food and still expect me to eat it? I think I might have to upgrade you from an ass slut to a dirty ass slut."

Groaning, maybe a little embarrassed you replied, "Yesss. I'm a dirty ass slut. Finger fuck my dirty ass David."

"Well consider yourself lucky because I just happen to be a dirty ass slut eater."

Your asshole was slick and slimy and getting wonderfully relaxed. I started spreading my two fingers slightly to stretch you further. Then I started twisting my wrist like a key opening a lock.

The twisting made you yell "oooooOOOOoooo" and started pushing you to orgasm. You stopped eating and started to rub your pussy.

Your holes were getting reamed, rhythmically loosening from my exercises and tightening from your impending orgasm.

"I love stretching out your shithole Jamie, you're such a beautiful butt-slut. I want you to gape for me. Please gape your shithole for me. I want to see inside you."

I felt your muscles relax.

I slowly dragged my fingers out and your asshole relaxed and it stayed open, slowly gasping a little air in. "Yay! What a lovely gape!" I spit on your asshole and slid my fingers back in. I leaned over to look at your face, "You're so hot. I love playing with you."

Still fingering your pussy, I scooped up the last bits of spaghetti and slowly pushed my fingers and the pasta into your tight chute, gently jamming and smashing as much as I could into your back door.

Once I had the remaining spaghetti stuffed inside you I said "Push it into my mouth. Feed me with your asshole."

Your breathing became harder, I don't think you anticipated me being as filthy as you.

You rocked back on my fingers. I could feel your holes squeezing and hear your breathing speeding up. You were getting close to orgasm.

"Give it to me Jamie, give me my dinner."

Your asshole flexed and bloomed, helped along with my slick fingers. I continued slowly, rhythmically, dragging my fingers in and out, in and out, pulling your pink guts out along with them.

I moaned, licking and chewing and cleaning your mess while I begged you for more.

Pushing and straining and moaning, you pushed your asshole into my mouth and your pussy orgasmed on my finger, your asshole squeezing and farting in rhythm. I wrapped my arm around your legs and locked lips with your asshole to stay connected to you while you orgasmed on my face. I sucked your asshole to get every last bit while you squeezed and quaked.

Once you came down, I kissed each cheek softly, and licked off my fingers. "Thank you for dinner."

"Oh I think the pleasure was mine."

There was still salad and dessert on the table, there was a river of spit running down your crack and we've only just begun to stretch you out, not to mention my cock nearly ripping its way out of my pants….

The End