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After all, he doesn't even know what big event is about to happen at the edge of the universe, so how can he understand such a thing?

He watched helplessly as the two "duanzi" in front of him, whom he regarded as life, once again transformed into the stunningly beautiful figures, and hugged his arms tightly, one on the left and the other on the right.

It exudes a refreshing fragrance and conveys a soft and jade-like touch.

Gafan, who was caught and unable to resist, sighed deeply and tiredly.

"What a sin."

. Qidi Three Hundred and Forty-Two Camphors: Is the Golden House Hidden in Beauty @?

"Hey, Tongran, is that child Qiannu where you are?"

"Oh, that's it. You guys are visiting Tenma's house together...wait a minute, isn't that the territory of the Onmyoji? As a filthy high-ranking Basara, Qiannu would be willing to go to that kind of place?"

"...Uh, okay."

After silently hanging up the phone, Gafan's face looked slightly strange.

Unexpectedly, because he had arrested the King of Filth before, Tsuchimikado Arima would spread his name directly in Onnyangliao.

Therefore, without him knowing it yet, his name in the Onmyoji camp was already comparable to that of Ampei Jingming, who created the Great Barrier of Disaster a thousand years ago.

And Qiannu, who was taken in by him, was also so popular on the "island" of the Onmyoji headquarters that he didn't even need to pay for anything.

"...Don't teach bad children."

Gafan, who was leaning on the sofa in the living room, muttered a dry sentence.

Then at this time, the fragrant body on the right came directly close to her again.

"Gafan~ Who are you talking to on the phone? The other party's voice sounds like a girl."

The fair and pretty face was raised, and the amber golden eyes glowed with a dangerous red light like a yandere.

His slender fingers like green onions were drawing ambiguous circles on the other person's chest, and Rimuru's sweet voice like a silver bell sounded very gentle.

Then......

The finger that was drawing circles was caught by another white and tender hand.

"Stay away, you stinky slime, don't touch my Gafan!"

Looking at this lifelong enemy in front of him, the little system face on the other side had a fierce expression.

"Ah~ System-chan, don't be so resistant."

Not caring that his hand was caught, the teasing look in Rimuru's eyes became more intense.

"After all, considering my relationship with Gafan, it's not impossible to accept you as my goddaughter~"

"scare?!!!"

Upon hearing this, the system immediately went crazy.

As for Gafan, who was caught between the two of them, he felt that no matter what reaction he made now, it would be inappropriate.

Also, is Rimuru’s personality like this? Feel, feel, feel...

So exciting.

It was the first time for Gafan to personally experience an atmosphere similar to that of a Shura field. Under his embarrassed expression, there was an excited heart hidden inside.

He is not a lecherous person.

It can even be said that he is not close to women in ordinary times, let alone facing a provocative experience like this.

After all, the friendship between gentlemen is as light as water, and there is no intimacy between men and women, but...

If "Tuanzi" came to him to play this kind of "game", it wouldn't be impossible.

With this thought in his mind, Gafan felt like he could hardly suppress the corners of his mouth that were about to rise crazily.

But at this time, the wonderful touch of warm-smelling nephrite disappeared.

Rimuru, who was "acting like a baby", suddenly took the initiative to let go of his arms, moved a little away, and sat on the sofa, naturally raising her legs elegantly.

"Haha, okay, really, I won't tease you anymore."

The yandere-like expression on his face disappeared, and his elegant and soft face smiled softly.

The clear golden eyes were full of ridicule as if the prank had succeeded.

Suddenly, Rimuru hit Gafan's side with his elbow.

Although he was blocked by someone with a raised hand in an instant, and even received an angry eye roll, the smile on his pretty face was even better.

It seems that even after so much time, this guy's weaknesses are still exactly the same as before, without any change.

"I have a general understanding of the relationship between you. I didn't expect that the system in the light novel actually exists. Although it is a civil servant... So why is it a civil servant?"

"What, do you have any objections?" The system squinted.

"No, I'm just a little surprised. After all, Gafan has such a special situation of traveling through different worlds. I thought he would have a very powerful golden finger."

Rimuru didn't pay attention to the child's unkind tone. The prank had come to an end, and Rimuru's eyes gradually became gentler and friendly.

Speaking of which, it seemed that I was also like this at the beginning.

A person suddenly came to a strange and strange world alone, full of confusion about everything, but he was still accompanied by a great sage... Of course, now that the devil has awakened and his abilities have been promoted, he should be called He is the king of wisdom.

For some reason, this ultimate ability of mine, unlike others, seems to have a certain degree of self-awareness. Although it is not as obvious as the system, it still gave me a lot of relief and comfort when I was suffering from endless loneliness. support.

And have been together all the way until now.

Thinking of this, Rimuru couldn't help but subconsciously stretched out his little hand and touched the soft white hair of the system, and his movements were as gentle as if he were touching something fragile.

This stunned the system for a moment.

However, apart from giving the other party an annoyed look, he didn't do anything to resist.

After all, although she feels quite unhappy with other people's kindness, she will still accept it well, because someone taught her this way, and...

Anyway, this annoying slime just needs not to touch Gafan.

Alas, she didn’t know why. Even though they had been together for so long, she had never seen Gafan treat a female carbon-based creature with any special treatment that was more than a friend.

Even for Ishtar, who is known as the God of Beauty, he will still press the opponent's head with a straight man, say something expressionless, and directly make him cry.

But...only for Rimuru, he would be particularly concerned.

Even at the beginning, they would go to great lengths to proactively prepare and leave "Christmas gifts" in advance that could help the other party solve future difficulties.

This in the end is why?

Tilting his head, System, which was quite comfortable being stroked by Rimuru, leaned against Gafan's body. He subconsciously made a cute sound like a cat purring, and was confused about someone's strange XP.

Then, she suddenly noticed the pair of dark boots on Rimuru's feet.

"By the way, why don't you take off your shoes when you enter my house?"

System shook his little head vigorously to prevent the other party from touching him any more, and began to deliberately pick on him.

After Rimuru was stunned for a moment, he chuckled and waved his slender legs.

Then, he allowed the pair of Demon King's boots with a special material, made by Zhu Na himself, to be transformed into magic particles and stored back into his body.

As a result, a pair of exquisite jade feet that could be called a work of art handed down from generation to generation were completely exposed, along with half of her smooth and white calves.

Then, he raised his legs and folded them, hugged his knees with his hands, stepped on the soft sofa with his crystal-clear snow feet, curled up his white and red toes, and splashed his silver-blue waist-length hair freely, along the back and along the lotus root. The arms also exude a faint fluorescence.

"Sorry, I was in slime state when I just entered the house, so I didn't pay attention."

With her soft and pretty face pressed against her knees, Rimuru half-squinted her beautiful eyes like a house cat and chuckled lazily.

system:"......"

Damn, what the hell is going on with this guy? You can become so astringent just by taking off a pair of shoes, and haven't you already become the devil? Show some dignity and keep strangers away!

"How about you put your shoes back on? I don't mind."

She pouted her mouth in a depressed tone, and at the same time lowered her head to look at the pantyhose on her calves. She didn't know what she was thinking.

"naughty."

Rimuru, who was a little dumbfounded, flicked the opponent's fair forehead with his fingers, and actually put on the dark Demon King's boots again on his fragrant snow feet.

Making someone feel a little regretful, they silently withdrew their gaze, and then...

The slightly cold hands gently grabbed his cheek.

"Gafan, where were you looking just now?"

Looking at the guilty-looking big boy in front of him, Rimuru asked in a teasing tone, and he couldn't help but have the idea of ​​pranking him again.

However, Gafan, who had already predicted this, immediately stretched out his hands and rubbed the little guy's fair face without any hesitation.

"I'm not looking, I was just thinking about something."

Ignoring the other party's look of "Who are you kidding?", he summoned the World Slate and, under Rimuru's surprised gaze, directly tore a space crack leading to an independent world.

Holding the other person's chubby face with both hands, Gafan smiled.

"I just suddenly thought that I have a suitable meeting gift here, and I can give you a good meal... Come, I will take you to a good place."

next moment.

The beautiful amber-gold pupils shrank.

When Rimuru realized that she was being picked up from the waist, her pink ears were immediately stained with a shy blush, and even her whole delicate body subconsciously softened, unable to exert any strength at all.

Evil, pranks are not allowed!

"Wait, don't do this, I'm not mentally prepared yet, let me go... Huh?"

The somewhat embarrassed voice stopped abruptly.

In the blink of an eye, the world has changed again. The modern-style living room disappeared, replaced by the towering trees with a strong sense of life around them, and the boundless blue sky above.

Birds of unknown species spread their wings and flew by, while squirrels chewing fruits walked through the canopy.

The extremely wide range of universal perception spread out instantly, directly detecting countless completely unknown creatures, as well as various magical beasts with a wild aura.

"Where is this?"

Subconsciously ignoring the fact that he was still being held, Rimuru blinked in confusion.

This is no longer the Earth. After all, even the oxygen content and magic element concentration in the air have changed. It is even so large that universal perception cannot detect it at all.

Have you traveled through time again? It doesn't feel right, and compared to something like this...

Leaning in Gafan's arms, Rimuru turned his head and looked at the sea of ​​blooming flowers in front of him.

Hundreds of creatures of different races crowded in the center, surrounding a three-no girl wearing a silver dress with antelope horns on her head.

The other party has a pair of clear purple-red eyes, long sky-blue hair that is tied up like a wife's hair, her temperament is indescribably special, and she is also pulling a girl with long green hair that reaches her ankles, and her expression seems a little... The small hands of the shy and beautiful girl seemed to be communicating something silently.

Who are they?

Almost subconsciously, this question popped up in Rimuru's mind again.

At this time, the other party seemed to suddenly notice someone coming here, and looked over with a cute expression, his eyes were dumbfounded, and then...

He bumped into him and hugged the thigh of Gafan who was speechless.

He raised his little head, opened his shark-toothed mouth slightly, and sang a sweet mating song.

"Aaaaaa——!"

The meaning is roughly that I want Se Se, and then I want to have hundreds of millions of my own cubs with you.

Miraculously, Rimuru understood instantly: "..."

Suddenly.

The atmosphere at the scene fell silent.

And the coercive and domineering aura unique to the awakened demon king immediately solidified the atmosphere of the entire forest.

"Hey, Gafan, explain it to me a little bit..."

Her slender hands gently pulled the man's collar, and Rimuru, who was held in his arms, slowly pressed his beautiful face towards her, and breathed in a light fragrance.

He asked with a faint sneer in his eyes.

"The beauty hidden in the golden house?"