HP: I want to leave school, but I saved the world

Following the stairs, she began to climb. Her sense of direction was rarely good, but now she remembered the direction of the stairs and knew where she was.

Then Jian Yu reached the corridor on the fourth floor without any problems and no one was there.

She entered and saw a door.

She pushed the door, but it didn't move.

'As expected, to get a surprise you have to go through difficulties and obstacles,' she thought, and determined that this was the test that Dumbledore gave his students.

So she touched the wand to her robe and broke it gently - she was going to leave school anyway, so it didn't matter if she broke it.

But the wand was very elastic and didn't break. There seemed to be an iron wire inside. Under the kneading, it was stretched, thinned, and twisted into a strange shape.

Jian Yu stuck the tip of the wand into the door lock, constantly adjusting the angle and position.

Finally, after a clear "click" sound, the door lock was unlocked.

She carefully opened the door and entered the room.

Inside is a three-headed animal, sound asleep - but it's waking up.

"Dog?" Jian Yu asked in doubt.

"It turns out that dogs in the magical world have three heads!" she exclaimed.

"Nah, haha, haha..." This is the traditional Chinese art of summoning dogs.

She has never been afraid of dogs, perhaps because she often treats stray dogs and cats, and they are very gentle with her.

Fluffy, who was asleep, felt a mysterious force calling him.

"Uh-huh-huh"

It sounded like that, and he couldn't help but wake up from his dream, get up, and walk in the direction of the sound.

"It sounds like the master is calling!" This is the instinct engraved in the DNA.

But he saw a little witch wearing black and green robes standing in front of him.

He was very confused because the guardian in his memory didn't look like that. He seemed to be a man, much taller than this little witch - and he wasn't wearing black and green robes.

However, these doubts disappeared when the little witch in front of him pulled steak, lamb chops, and pork chops out of his cloak.

That big guy feeds him raw meat every day and he almost throws up!

Food and music are his ideals in life!

"Mom, I'm hungry!" Fofo burst into tears.

If Jian Yu could understand what she was saying, she would definitely put it aside in disgust.

But there was a language barrier between the two parties, and she simply thought that these steaks were so delicious that they were good for feeding dogs.

So she threw the steaks one by one to the three heads.

'With one head and one head, I really do get rain and dew equally,' she thought with satisfaction.

After removing three pieces of meat, the dog's belly was still shriveled.

"It's a shame that this child is locked up in such a place. The director is so cruel that he doesn't even feed the dog." She sighed and looked at him with anguish.

By then, Fofo had opened his mouth and stuck out his tongue. He lay down next to her, turned his belly up, and wagged his tail like a rattle.

He really wants to eat lamb chops!

Jian Yu couldn't help reaching out and stroking his head - well, the hair was a bit spiky and not silky.

The three heads began to argue, competing to be the first to be touched by her hand.

"I'll bring you steaks tomorrow! I'll make a fur spa for you later." She comforted her, then took another packet of napkins, took out three cookies, and gave them to him.

Honey cake!

Something flowing in Fofo's blood began to emerge.

His ancestor, Cerberus, loved honey cakes all his life. Although he is the watchdog of the underworld, he neglects his duties every day because of the honey cakes - Fofo shouldn't have followed the ancient path of his ancestors, but honey cakes are so delicious!

Then he thought again, he wasn't as good as his ancestors, so why should he give up the cakes for the sake of his duties?

'It's not easy for a dog to survive,' Fofo sighed.

He soon finished convincing himself and started celebrating.

However, Jian Yu discovered the trapdoor just then.

Even more surprises? She opened the door.

It's so dark inside that I don't know how deep it is and I don't know what's underneath.

Fofo saw that she wouldn't be able to fall for long, with human helplessness in her eyes, wondering why her new master was such a coward!

He started to get anxious at the sight of him and couldn't help sticking his head down and spitting out a large mouthful of saliva mixed with flames.

'All the plants in there should be dead by now,' he thought with satisfaction.

But Jian Yu began to take off his clothes.

In a few minutes, the wizard's black and green robes had turned to tatters. She tied the strips of cloth into a long rope, then put one end in the dog's mouth and threw the other end under the door.

"Honey, bite!"

oh! The three heads of my ancestor Cerberus! She called me darling!

The big dog who completed the self-guidance was particularly easy to talk to. The middle head bit the piece of cloth and lay motionless on the ground.

Jian Yu slid along the strip of cloth, her feet landing easily, but she stepped on the ashes.

She kicked the dust in disgust, feeling that her shoes were stained.

"Does the principal really not care about cleanliness and doesn't even clean his room?"

Then she walked down a stone corridor that ended in a well-lit room with a high, vaulted ceiling. There were countless birds flying around inside and there was a heavy wooden door in front of the room.

"Flying keys?"

She felt the magic of it again but still didn't feel the surprise.

She walked over to the wooden door, followed the same pattern, and began to pierce the keyhole with her wand.

The wooden door opened.

Inside was a huge chessboard with huge black chess pieces. In front of it were some white chess pieces. The white chess piece had no facial features and turned to look at her expressionlessly.

"Let me see what this is... magic chess?"

Jian Yu rested his chin on one hand to analyze the situation and soon realized that something was wrong.

Black is obviously at a disadvantage. If they are in Black's position, they fear defeat.

"If you can't beat him, you have no choice but to join." She looked at the Black Knight affectionately, "Goodbye, little black!"

She walked to the opposite side of the chessboard and sat on the white king, "Brothers and sisters, kill them!"

The creator of this magical chess piece obviously didn't consider this loophole in the rules. The chessboard began to move and the white chess pieces automatically knocked the black chess pieces to the ground and dragged them off the board as if they were ready. Soon there were many lifeless black chess pieces scattered across the wall.

"General!"

The black king takes the crown off his head and white wins. These white chess pieces consider Jian Yu their partner and don't react when she moves towards the next door.

Jian Yu pushed open the door.

There was a stench reminiscent of an old woman's foot bandages or smelly socks that hadn't been washed for several years. Her eyes were filled with tears. Through her cloudy, tearful eyes, she saw an enormous creature.

It's 3.6 meters tall, has green skin, and looks ugly.

"No... what the hell is the director doing? That thing hasn't been washed for at least decades!"

She had already established in her mind the image of Dumbledore as being unhygienic and not bathing his pets.

She took a closer look at the monster - its chest was swollen and it was wrapped in a rag. It was somewhat similar to the savages of ancient times and seemed to have developed a primitive sense of shame.

This must have been a female troll.

But she didn't have time to think about how to deal with this giant, because the smell was too bad!

"vomit--"

Then Jian Yu took out a bottle of perfume from his robe. He sprayed it wildly into the air.

The troll's little brain can't think deeply, but it does have a sense of smell, and living in the stench for too long makes it very irritable. Just then, she saw a little bug coming through the door. It just wanted to tear her to pieces with a stick.

But she moved slowly and, before she could lift the stick, a strange smell entered her nostrils.

She hesitated and stood there with her nose extended. This scent inexplicably calmed her irritated mood, and she felt that her surroundings were no longer the walls that held her back, but a field of flowers.

"Don't hit the smiling person with your hand" and 'Don't be surprised if you greet a lot of people'. Jian Yu has a deep understanding of social interaction.

Giving gifts is effective for any species with a brain, even if its brain is the size of a walnut.

She opened the lid of the perfume bottle and handed it to the troll.

The troll took the perfume in his hand, sat down on the floor, brought it to his nose, and sniffed it hungrily.

Seizing the opportunity, she opened the next door.

As soon as she crossed the threshold, a purple flame appeared behind her and sealed the door. At the same time, black flames erupted from the door ahead.

Seven bottles of different shapes were laid out on the table in front of her, with a roll of parchment next to it.

She tried to read, but her poor English vocabulary limited her.

"What wine?"

"Can you drink the biggest bottle and the smallest...?"

"Forward... backward?"

What the hell is that? I can't read! Jian Yu just thought English was complicated.

Presumably, she must find the drink inside and drink it to get through the door!

Unexpectedly, the principal is actually an old drunk and takes these students out to drink to test their drinking skills!

But what she, Jian Yu, isn't afraid of the most is drinking, even two kilos of old white wine is no big deal!

So she took the corks out of seven bottles and sniffed them.

The second and sixth bottles smelled of alcohol, so they must have been full of alcohol.

She drank the two bottles of wine in one gulp.

Well... the temperature must be over 50 degrees, a bit high, and my head feels a bit dizzy.

Right, it's that feeling of ecstasy!

As both the larger and smaller bottles can be drunk, the third mini bottle is also drinkable.

She picked up the small bottle, saluted the emptiness, and took a sip.

"Bah! It tastes awful!"

The wine must have been spoiled and smelled rancid. It was cold from her esophagus to her stomach and she almost threw up her dinner.

"Come on, come on. I can't stand the wine of this magical world." She walked towards the black flames burning at the last door.

As a precaution, she pulled out a lock of hair and threw it in.

The hair passed through the flames without burning.

"Very good, I passed the principal's test as expected."

Jian Yu nodded in satisfaction and walked through the flames to the last room.

There was nothing in the room except a bag of rags in the center.

"Is this the surprise the director said?"

She opened the rag bag in confusion and a shiny red stone appeared in front of her.

She took the stone and looked left and right, but still saw nothing special.

It looks like an ordinary ruby, she thought.

Little did she know that the Slytherin hall on the other side was already a mess.