Honkai Impact: Kiana who traveled to a pre-civilization

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It was the second year after I came to the pre-civilization. A lot of things happened this year. As a hands-off shopkeeper, I also started writing books on the Internet to earn extra money. As an old bookworm, I copied a few popular novels from my previous life. After it was published, it became quite popular due to its novel content.

Looking back on this year, there are still a few impressive things, and the most impressive thing is probably the trouble caused by Paduo, Qianjie and the others.

One sunny day at noon, Pado, the waitress and part-time manager of the Mao Café, picked up many strange boxes from unknown places. I curiously asked her where they came from.

Pado said she picked it up. Obviously I didn't believe it, but I didn't care. After all, although Pado often picked up goods, he was lucky enough to never be discovered. Then I noticed that the logo on the box was somewhat familiar. , but couldn’t remember it for the moment.

Curious, I opened the box and took a look. All the weapons and guns came with ammunition. There were also a few fragmentation grenades with safety in the box. I closed the lid of the box and took a deep breath. This Pado must have looted an arsenal.

After she repeatedly assured that there would be no problem, I didn’t delve into it much, but it was a coincidence that the goods Pado picked up were the ones that the buyer had lost.

The specific situation is that after Padu and the buyer completed the transaction in an alley somewhere, the buyer checked the goods and found a familiar mark. So the other party checked and confirmed that it was the batch they lost.

The familiar scene reminded me of the first time I met Pado. The result was predictable. Pado was chased by them for a long time. Fortunately, Pado was quick and ran away.

Pado asked: Can things between businessmen be considered stealing? Then she called Qianjie to deal with the matter. Qianjie didn't understand the reason. He was walking on the street when he was suddenly surrounded. Then Pado said that she was bullied and wanted Qianjie to help her vent her anger. .

Although Qianjie thinks that Pado is very noisy, he is his little brother after all. Yes, he is a little brother. When Qianjie is bored, he will read some books.

Then he discovered the book she wrote, called Honkai Impact: The Young and Dangerous on Twilight Street. After reading it, he was deeply inspired, and Master Jie said he had enlightened.

When Qianjie saw his younger brother Paduo being bullied, he punched the other person into the wall without saying a word, shouting that he was too weak. But in the end, I only took them out after I paid the ransom.

It was later discovered that what Pado had stolen was the Fire Chaser Moth's weapons arsenal, and the leader of the group of people injured by Qianjie was an uncle who was a mid-to-high-level person, so they were caught.

After bringing them out, Qianjie cursed and said that he would kill them directly next time. If they were done, there wouldn't be so much trouble.

Pado on the side was also cursing, saying that next time he would definitely take away all their goods without leaving any yarn behind.

Looking at the energetic two people, I was very speechless. I strictly warned them not to do it next time, and even if it happened, they should be more concealed.

Qianjie was still cold and said that he would do it cleanly next time. Pado also nodded seriously and said that he would do it next time. Obviously they didn't listen.

It's quite amusing to think of something that happened in the sanatorium. I called it the Apponia Massacre.

What happened was that Sister Aponya felt that her cooking skills were good again, and then secretly cooked a rich dinner when Qianjie Paduo and the others were not around.

Apponia's cooking skills have indeed improved a lot. At least the food has the original color, which makes people look very appetizing.

After Qianjie Paduo and the others came to the cafeteria with their children, they saw the sumptuous dinner on the table and thought that the aunt in the cafeteria had cooked such a rich meal for the Chinese New Year.

Until Aponya appeared in front of them with the last dish, the scene suddenly became quiet. The scene was so quiet that you could hear the sound of dropping a pin.

Mama Aponya is cooking! What should I do? I'm so panicked. Why didn't this food turn into a black mess? Everyone was a little surprised, but no one dared to stand up and be the first hero.

Everyone looked at Aponya in horror, and Aponiya said with a charitable smile: "You're welcome, come and take a seat."

At that time, they seemed to feel that the devil from hell was beckoning to them.

Pado was the first to run away when he saw something was wrong. He verbally said that the gas at home was not turned off, and quickly turned around to leave. As a result, as soon as he turned around, he was caught by Xiaoxue, who had quick eyes and quick hands.

Xiaoxue was the older one among the children. She stared at Pado with a pitiful look. Her aggrieved look seemed to say, "Sister Padu, can you bear to leave us here alone? If you die, we will all die together!"

Qianjie snorted coldly and turned around. Since everyone knew his temper, no one dared to stop him. However, as soon as Qianjie turned around, he was stopped by Aponya.

Aponya said as soon as he opened his mouth: "Qianjie, please, stay. The food I made today is to reward you and Pado. I have seen your contribution to the nursing home, so please, accept my offer." grateful."

Apponia said two words of "please" in a row, and Qianjie was the first to sit down with the look of a strong man who would never come back again, and then the children followed closely.

Only Pado was left in the same place. Pado, who was thinking about how to escape, accidentally touched Apponia's kind eyes and sat down decisively.

Aponia was very happy to serve various dishes to Qianjie Pado and the others, and said with a smile:

"You're welcome. Please taste it carefully, because I followed the recipe and I don't know if the food is delicious."

When everyone was curious about where the recipe came from, Aponya explained: "Miss Kiana gave it to me. She said that if you want to take good care of the children, you must first capture their stomachs, so she gave me a recipe. This recipe.”

Everyone smiled and said that there was no need to go to such trouble. Aponya’s mother had already been working very hard, so she shouldn’t work so hard to cook for them anymore.

Then they scolded Kiana in their hearts, and the parties involved, Qianjie and Pado, even wanted to settle the score with Kiana.

Everyone looked at the food in front of them. Although the color of the food was very healthy, they did not dare to take the first bite. Then Aponya had no choice but to let Qianjie, who was the first to sit down, take the lead in tasting.

Everyone's eyes fell on Qianjie, who snorted coldly: "Wasting food is not my purpose, but I am not the one who contributes the most. Pado works hard every day, so let her be the first one." People."

Aponia and the children thought it made sense, and then their eyes fell on Padofelis. Padofelis was so frightened that he screamed and said:

"Brother Jie! Why did you betray me! We are good partners, and Brother Jie is exhausted physically and mentally every day when dealing with so many customers in the tavern, so Brother Jie should go first."

Then everyone's eyes returned to Qianjie, and the pressure came to Qianjie. Qianjie said disdainfully:

"Those people are just weak and pitiful creatures in my eyes. Padofelis often purchases goods and comes in and out, which is very tiring, so he should be invited first."

The pressure returned to Padofilis again. Padofilis, who was sweating profusely, waved his hand and refused, saying:

"Brother Jie is really good at joking. I'm used to picking up the goods frequently, so it's not hard at all. Brother Jie is older than me, so I should invite him first."

Apponia watched the two of them give in to each other, and was very moved. She made a prayer with her hands and said:

"I am very grateful for your hard work. I will bless you to God. Since Qianjie is the oldest, I invite you to take the first bite."

Qianjie looked at Aponya's actions and could only give Padofilis a vicious look, and Padofilis hurriedly looked away.

I thought to myself, "Brother Jie, I'm sorry. I am a dead Taoist friend but not a poor Taoist. This is what Sister Qiyana told me. There is something wrong. I should go to Sister Qiyana. She taught me all this."

Qianjie didn't say any more excuses. He picked up a piece of green vegetables and took a bite. Everyone looked at Qianjie's situation curiously.

Qianjie was trembling all over, and everyone didn't want to speak even more. Just when everyone was thinking that if Qianjie fell, they could use it as an excuse to escape from the scene.

I saw that the trembling Qianjie did not fall down. Qianjie held his mask and laughed loudly and said:

"Humph hahaha...hahahahahaha...it's so delicious! This is the most delicious thing I've ever tasted! I would like to be called the strongest for a thousand eons!"

Then he started taking a second bite, and then a third bite, looking like he was enjoying it.

Everyone looked at Qianjie's exaggerated performance and became curious. Has Aponya's cooking skills really improved?

Xiaoxue, Xiaolan and others next to Qianjie were aroused by Qianjie's eating movements, and they all took a bite. Their eyes lit up and they shouted, "It's delicious!" Then he started eating.

The others saw that they had no problem with it, and started to eat with relief. After everyone took a bite, they said it was so delicious.

After watching everyone's performance, Padofelis was very curious, is it really so delicious? Then Padofelis also picked up a piece of meat and brought it to his mouth.

After Padofelis tasted the first bite, his pupils dilated and his taste buds exploded. He lowered his head and shed tears uncontrollably.

When Padofelis raised her head, she found that everyone was looking at her with joking eyes, woo hoo hoo, how could this be possible, I am just a weak little kitten, why should I be hurt so much.

Qianjie, who was the first to taste it, stopped pretending and fell directly on the table when he saw Padofelis's expression, followed closely by the others.

Apponia looked at everyone's happy expressions after tasting. She felt very happy. Her cooking skills could finally be put on the table. She wanted to thank Miss Kiana.

Seeing everyone lying on the table because of the delicious food, he said excitedly: "Please eat slowly, I made a pigeon soup and I will bring it to you."

Then Aponya walked to the kitchen.

When everyone heard that there was still another soup, they felt desperate. After seeing Aponya leave, they quickly got up. Everyone quickly got garbage bags, packed up all the food on the table, and put it under the table to hide it. .

When Aponya came out with the pigeon soup, he found that the food on the table had been wiped out. He felt very strange and felt very guilty inside.

She didn't expect them to be so hungry. It was all her fault for not making more. After putting down the pigeon soup, she said sadly:

"God, I'm so sorry. I didn't expect you to be so hungry. I feel very ashamed inside, so please wait for me and I will prepare new food for you right away."

After saying this, Aponya wanted to get up and get ready.

Ahhhh, o(≧口≦)o When the children saw that Aponya wanted to come again, they immediately surrounded her and expressed that they were full.

Padofelis hugged Aponya directly, and even the cold Qianjie snorted and said that he was full before letting Aponiya give up.

Afterwards, Qianjie, Padofilis and the others brought several older children to my place, and even brought gifts to comfort me.

As a hands-off shopkeeper, I feel that I am not tired, but Pado is very enthusiastic with the children, and even Qianjie has learned to be polite, which makes me feel unrealistic.

Looking at the food they packed for me, which was filled with tempting dishes, the children all stared at me and kept urging me to try it.

When I woke up, it was already the next day, and I forgot what happened next, but when I woke up, I felt sore all over.

Pado said the reason why I was too tired was because when I took a bath at night, I found rope marks on my body. I thought it was very strange, but I couldn't remember it, so I simply didn't think about it.

The above is the most impressive thing. It seems quite dreamy when I think about it. I arrived in a strange world for the first time, and then got to know Miyuki, Padu, Qianjie, and Aponya. I felt like I was living a fulfilling life for some reason.

So what surprises will the new year bring to me? I’m really looking forward to it.

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