Chapter 106: A new Chat Room member.....?
"Haah..... Haaaah..... Haaaaaah"
My back against the ground, I breathed heavily, my fatigued body crying in protest
-Exhausted as I lay there, helplessly at the mercy of my opponent
A heavy body straddled me, strong hands clenched around my own, binding me and preventing any and all counterattacks
"Hehe...."
A menacing giggle echoed throughout the field, the person who was above me looked at me with a sharp light in her eyes
"I got you! And you can't pull any tricks like last time!"
Blonde hair cascading with the light breeze, her blue eyes regarded me with a victorious look, a smug yet bright smile grazing my opponent as she looked at my form
"Bianka..."
I uttered the name of the person who put me in this situation- the one who made me feel so powerless.
This girl was the single reason my body was exhausted and my control of the situation was long gone from my hands
"Pushing me down, straddling me, and forcefully restricting my movements...."
I spoke each word slowly, making sure to emphasize the helplessness I am currently feeling
"W-will you violate me...? Are you going to forcefully have your w-way with me.... ?"
I looked at her with pitiful eyes that were glistening with tears, as if the girl opposite of me was going to do the single most disgusting thing in the world
"E-eh?!"
The blonde girl's composure broke, her blue eyes widening in surprise at what I just uttered.
She didn't know what those words specifically meant... But I was making her sound like a villain
"Well.... If it's you, Bianka…. I don't mind" I sighed in resignation "Although I didn't expect my first time in this life to be gone so soon.... I wouldn't mind if you were the one who took my virginity"
"W-what a-are you talking a-a-about...?!"
The dumbfounded girl spluttered out, her cheeks reddening faintly at my incomprehensible words.
Again she didn't understand what I was saying, but it seemed sounded so wrong to her!
"Come on, Bianka"
My watery eyes stared at her blue orbs, I looked resigned, as if I had accepted my cruel fate
"Do it, don't be shy. You have beaten me to submission, and it is now time to claim your prize."
"Waaah! S-stop, stop!"
With an atomic blush coloring her face, she let go of my hands, quickly standing up as she stopped straddling me
She held her cheeks with her two hands, shaking her head back and forth.
She looked confused, yet strangely shy
"You win, okay?!" She put her hands on her hips, her cheeks still red as she pouted "But I will ask teacher Ragna what this all means, so you won't get away with this next time!"
She spoke with a rushed tone, quickly finishing as she turned around... and ran towards the direction in which the entrance to the orphanage was located
"..."
Watching her back leaving, little me paled, my face going white as paper
"Oh shit"
A curse that didn't fit in the dictionary of a child left me, my blue eyes glued to the back of the blonde girl who was rapidly disappearing from my sight with a superhuman speed
It was the year 2010, what does that mean? It means that the future strongest Valkyrie is now technically '10 years old'... Which means she is Loli Bianka
And yet....!
I threw sexual innuendos at her as if they were candy.
Nevermind her current state, my own body is currently one of a child, and while the brain of this body and my hormones made me act somewhat childish, it still doesn't erase the fact that mentally, I am still an adult (... Although I don't feel like one)
Now that I think about it, doesn't it sound very creepy when someone with an adult mind but with the body of a child, flirts with a 10-year-old girl that lost her memories?
.... Shit, it does make me sound like a predator, but what could I do in that situation?!
I didn't want to lose to Bianka in that spar, so the only method of winning was to use dirty tricks
"Haah, I hope teacher Ragna doesn't explain to her what those sentences imply.... Bianka is still too young for that"
I sighed, with a bit of hope. I just pray that Ragna doesn't explain anything to little Bianka…
-Otherwise, I'm really afraid of corrupting the innocent young girl who would become a being that can exchange moves with Kevin Kaslana himself
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The next day….
Adam was sitting at his desk, a pen in his hand
Actually, it was still early morning- around 6:00 a.m.
Why was he awake so early, when school was hours away?
The silver-haired boy would normally say 'Shut up, normie' to the person who asked that question
But honestly? He had one of those 'flashback' dreams, so he didn't feel like sleeping more
"...."
With one hand concentrating on writing, he used his other hand to find something on his desk
Finding the silver bucket that he had constructed with a lot of 'creativity', he put his hand inside, grasping at a circular object
Holding the circular object that had a pure white color, he brought it out, bringing it close to his face
And-
Crunch
A crunching sound echoed throughout his whole room as he put the whole thing in his mouth and ate it
"Huh… It's actually pretty good"
Now, Adam didn't have the strange habit of putting random weird things in his mouth
But… He had obtained the Vishnu genes, and now he has [Gluttony].... So wouldn't it be a bit weird not to try eating things that a normal person would never eat?
And that was exactly what he was eating as a snack while writing this… 'book'
As for what it was specifically?
….
Crunch
"Never thought that honkai beasts would actually taste this good…"
He nodded in approval as he took another bite
Yes, it was a honkai beast- or at least a processed version of it
Unfortunately, he had found out long ago that honkai beasts that spawned directly from honkai energy often dissipated after death
So, Adam had found a solution
Find honkai beasts, and use Telekinesis and very advanced honkai energy manipulation to squeeze the beasts and condense them into tiny balls
Yesterday night, he did it on a whim
So he went out for some honkai beast hunting
But of course, it was only a whim. He didn't actually expect these honkai beast ball snacks to actually taste good
"Though, it does make sense…."
He muttered again as he continued writing with his pen
Again, Adam had the Vishnu gene. Even though it now had become [Gluttony] through the voice of the world, it still retained some characteristics
Kosma ate honkai beast as if they were mere snacks
And Kevin…
Well, that guy ate a Judgement Level honkai beast just so he can be restored to peak state
Just for reference, Judgement level honkai beasts are at the top of the food chain- at least for honkai beasts alone
They are also often the companion honkai beasts of Herrschers
Though, Kevin is just built different, so he is not good for comparisons
Still….. Kosma- who only held the gene of Vishnu- also did the same
So actually, it is easy for Adam to eat honkai beasts with his mouth in order to increase his strength
….But he considered this act below him, and saw it as primitive
Crunch
Taking another bite of the honkai balls, the silver-haired boy has changed his mind
'Eating honkai beasts the normal way is also a way of enjoyment'
He said inside his own mind- a new opinion consolidating
Still, if these low-level honkai beasts taste like that, then how would Judgement-level beasts taste like?
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[Yandere Regressor has joined the Chat Room]
While still writing his 'book' and eating honkai balls, Adam was disrupted by a surprising notification
His focus shifted, staring at the string of words that appeared in the Chat Room
"A new… member?"
The silver-haired boy let out a mutter of surprise
After all, it has been a long time since the last member had joined
Jean Grey was a surprising addition… And not a welcome one, especially considering which universe she comes from
But you know what they say…. High risks have high rewards
'Bullshit'
Adam is pretty sure that the moment he travels to the Marvel world, some random cosmic or powerful being will find him and kill him
So, inviting Jean Gray of all people was something exaggerated from the Chat Room
And so, he never expected another member to suddenly join the Chat Room again
"Very suspicious…."
He narrowed his blue eyes
This member joined just after they completed their mission of the RWBY world
So is that it? The Chat Room encourages them to complete missions by inviting a new member every time?
[Red Princess: Welcome to this Chat Room, new member!]
[Just Monika: Welcome~]
[Phoenix: Uh…Hi?]
He blinked, staring at the three people who welcomed the new member
[Asterios: Huh… I didn't expect you to be awake at this time, Jean]
[Phoenix: ….]
[Phoenix: I couldn't sleep…..]
The silver-haired boy cringed slightly at Jean Gray's response
In truth, it was kind of his fault that Jean is like this now. And he did feel a bit guilty for suddenly revealing all of this to her
But… It is better to know the dangers beforehand, than live in a false illusion of peace
And besides…. His motives weren't exactly pure, either
After all, it wouldn't be accurate to say that Adam didn't have any greed for this hot Phoenix who could destroy galaxies as easily as breathing
Of course… He only wanted a pet Phoenix, nothing else.
His intentions are pure!
[Just Monika: Oh… Adam, how cruel of you to not even greet me~]
[Just Monika: I thought we had something special….]
[Asterios: Sorry Monika, I like you… But I prefer Yuri]
[Just Monika: !!?]
"Heh…"
Adam chuckled at Monika's response
No, don't get him wrong. Out of those four, Monika was definitely his favorite
But unfortunately for her, he was not a stuttering blushing virgin who would go as red as a tomato just by the slightest teasing
And of course, it's pretty fun to mess with her
Is it wise to mess with a Yandere like Monika? Perhaps not.
But she isn't like that. This girl doesn't seem hyper-obsessed with him, so Adam has no problem teasing her using some…. 'unusual' methods
[Just Monika: ...…]
[Yandere Regressor: A…. Chat Room?]
[Asterios: Indeed]
Seeing the new member speak up, he instantly forgot about Monika and started chatting with this new member
[Yandere Regressor: …..?]
Seeing the new member's somewhat dull reply, Adam messaged his forehead in exasperation
'This couldn't be Raiden Ei from the land of Teyvat nearby, right?'
He thought as that autistic and NEET-like Mei-lookalike appeared in his mind
But Ei doesn't really fit the description of 'Yandere Regressor'
[Phoenix: Was I… like this too?]
[Asterios: Pretty much, yeah]
That was certainly a nice comparison by the resident unstable phoenix that could destroy the world at any moment
[Red Princess: Oh no! This person seems like a Kuudere!]
[Red Princess: ….So Admin-san, I choose you!]
[Red Princess: Use Identification on Yandere Rergressor!]
[Asterios: …..]
[Asterios: What am I? Your Pokemon?]
The silver-haired boy's mouth twitched as Rias instantly called upon him as if he were some sort of Pokemon
It seemed that this busty devil still needed a harsh spanking session to learn her lesson…..
[Yandere Regressor: You….]
[Yandere Regressor: ...]
[Yandere Regressor: Come out, Kyubey!]
[Yandere Regressor: Did you do this!?]
"Huh-?"
Adam gasped, blue eyes widening, and pupil becoming as small as needles
"...."
Dazedly staring at the two messages from the new member, only two words came out of his mouth
"Fuck"
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By the time the sun rose higher in the sky, Adam was still in a daze
Madoka Magica. A series about Magical girls.
It is as mentioned, a story about cute girls using love, friendship, and Emotions to defeat the bad guys
Overall, it is a warm and happy anime that can purify one's soul
"…"
Actually, isn't this pretty similar to Honkai Impact 3rd and Doki Doki Literature Club?
"...."
He raised his head, staring at the gradually brightening sky through the window of his room
[Yandere Regressor: Kyubey….???]
[Red Princess: Tch! New member, why are you so stubborn?]
[Red Princess: I have literally told you that we don't know this bunny-cat called 'Kyubey', why are you so persistent in this?]
[Just Monika: Alas~]
[Just Monika: I thought that all members would be more or less accepting of this Chat Room and other realities existing….]
[Phoenix: I can somewhat understand her…..]
[Phoenix: The only reason I acknowledged this Chat Room was because I am used to abnormal events happening]
[Phoenix: Adam was also one of the reasons…..]
Adam sighed as he read through the messages of the members arguing with the new member.
After this member said the word 'Kyubey', the silver-haired boy stopped writing messages
Instead, he focused his attention on writing his book… while occasionally looking at the sky and contemplating life and the universe
[Red Princess: @Asterios, @Asterios, @Asterios!]
[Red Princess: Can you please handle this stubborn member? I do not have the patience to deal with this]
[Just Monika: Hm? Do you have anything better to do…?]
[Red Princess: Are you implying that I am lazy?]
[Just Monika: I didn't imply anything~]
[Red Princess: ...]
[Red Princess: Anyway! I will leave this to you, Adam. I will attempt to copy some moves from the anime and manga you gave me!]
[Red Princess is now offline]
The silver-haired boy rhythmically tapped his finger on his desk, eyes clouding in thought
It has been all but confirmed who this new member is…. But of course, there is still a faint hope inside him that this person isn't the one he is thinking of
'Just to be sure….'
[Asterios: @Yandere Regressor, What is your name?]
[Yandere Regressor: ...]
Silence responded him
Perhaps this person didn't trust the Chat Room? Or maybe they were just wary of the members?
Or well, this person might just not trust him, the Admin-
[Yandere Regressor: My name is Homura]
[Yandere Regressor has changed her nickname to: Homura]
"Haaah"
A resigned sigh escaped Adam's lips as he finally confirmed the identity of the new member
Homura Akemi, a friend of the protagonist of the series, Madoka
But the thing is…. She has a very special ability. And with this ability, she is actually more suited to be the protagonist than Madoka
[Asterios: ….]
[Asterios: How many times have you regressed?]
That's right. She, Hamura, has the ability to turn back time- to actually regress, and experience the past again and again
That is her 'magic'
In Madoka Magica, any girl with strong enough hopes and wishes can become a magical girl
…. Boys, of course, can't become magical girls (boys). That universe is indeed as sexist as the honkai verse
By making a wish to the magical and 'cute' 'cat', Kyubey, they can become magical girls, and also gain a special ability related to their wish
Homura's wish gave her the ability to turn back the clock of the universe
And no, this ability doesn't throw her to parallel universes, nor does it create other timelines
It is a genuine, bonafide 'turn back time' ability
…. It's a bit similar to Subaru's Return by Death from Re: Zero, actually. Though, Homura can actively use this ability, and doesn't need to die
[Homura: ...]
[Homura: How do you know that?]
[Homura: Are you really not Kyubey?!]
She did actually respond, even if a bit aggressively
… But Adam can understand her feelings
[Asterios: …Do you really think Kyubey knows about your reversing time shenanigans?]
[Asterios: Besides…. That cat has no emotions. It would never bother doing something troublesome like this]
The silver-haired boy messaged his forehead. It was to reduce his stress more than anything else
Thinking about it now…. Homura's problem isn't actually that difficult
It's just…. very troublesome. And it would take a lot of time
Time which he unfortunately doesn't have
[Homura: You are right….]
[Homura: But how do you know about it?]
[Asterios: I have my means]
[Asterios: And actually, I would help you…. But I don't have much time, there is something going on in my own universe, and I need to be present]
[Asterios: When I am done, I will help you]
As he said, Adam would definitely go and help Homura. He quite liked her… And he also admired her perseverance and determination
If he were to make a comparison…. Homura is like Otto- just with morals, and a lot less hateful
Homura struggles so much, and perseveres even with failure because of love and emotions
She isn't a bastard like Otto, because she actually cares for more people than one person- she doesn't care only about Kallen like that bastard
And of course… She is a cute girl.
Adam can say without any shame that he will naturally like a cute magical girl far more than a blonde and hypocritical bastard like Otto
And at least Homura doesn't throw bombs at people as if it were natural
[Homura: ….You will help me?]
[Homura: Why?]
He understood that, after saying that, it will make her wary…. As it should
After all, which person can know your troublesome problem and offer you help just out of the kindness of their own heart?
[Asterios: The answer is simple, actually]
[Asterios: I like you, and I am interested in the magic of magical girls]
[Asterios: And of course, I can help you, and it doesn't cost me anything. So why not?]
[Homura: ....]
[Asterios: Ahem, don't misunderstand. When I say I like you, it means that I admire your determination and willpower]
[Homura: …..]
[Homura: Thanks….]
Adam breathed a sigh of relief as he saw Homura not regard him as a creepy uncle giving out free candy
Madoka, the protagonist, and Homura were middle schoolers, so…. If he were any older, he might have been regarded as a predator
Eh, who cares? Madoka and Homura eventually become beings of such stature that age doesn't matter to them. So there is no problem
[Homura: 41]
[Asterios: What?]
[Homura: ….. It has happened 41 times]
The silver-haired boy narrowed his eyes, looking at Homura's answer with a thoughtful look in his pupils
… He doesn't know how people like Homura and Subaru can hold off their sanity. Especially when everything is so hopeless, and nothing can be done to change it
Reversing time sounds like a blessing… But if you are weak and in a hopeless situation, then it is more like a curse
[Asterios: Uh, well, I don't really know how you feel]
[Asterios: Try your best. I don't want to give you false hope by making you wait for me…. So for now, you can try the Gacha functions of this Chat Room- just in case you obtain anything that can get you out of your situation]
[Homura: …..]
This is all he can currently offer
He did plan to go and help Homura- or, at least try to
Magical girls, soul gems, and the Civilization behind Kyubey were too interesting to pass up
Though, now…. He felt…. a bit weak for that?
"It seems I need to try to get even stronger…."
He muttered, twirling the pencil with his finger
[Homura: …. Thank you]
Adam smiled as he looked at her reply of gratitude
Though this girl seemed cold, she was indeed 'warm' on the inside
What was a good comparison?
Oh yes, she seemed like Kevin
Cold on the outside, but warm, enthusiastic, and a hopeless romantic on the inside
Or well… This would be a good suggestion if it was Kevin 50.000 years ago
Now, that guy is even frozen- like an ice cube with absolute zero temperature- on the inside
"…"
Perhaps this was the reason he wanted to help this girl
Beyond liking her as a character from an anime and admiring her determination and courage… perhaps he also didn't want this girl to become like Kevin
Still…
Adam only got to know her today. He hasn't met her up close, so he still has to get closer to her to make a good judgment on that regard
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A/N:
Okay, I know what some of you are thinking
'Another female member? Really, Author? The Chat Room is literally turning into his personal harem. We need more male members!'
Uh, first of all, that's kinda gay
And second of all.... There will be members of the same gender.
I am thinking of Saitama and Anos Voldigoad, but their universes are overpowered, so I am holding off on adding them
And... I like Homura, it will be enjoyable to write her world, and it would also be interesting to expand on the incubator civilization behind Kyubey