Hokage: Tsunade is pregnant, I can only become stronger!
Chapter 1 Tsunade Is Pregnant
The wife is pregnant, the father of the child is not me, the adulterer is slashed with a knife, he is pushed into the river if he has never been beaten, crossing, the world of Naruto, meeting Tsunade, one-night stand!
Don't ask why I can overthrow Tsunade, in fact, she overdid me and overthrew me!
Because I look too much like her first love Kato Taka, no, it seems to be Kato Dan or something, I can't remember the exact name, anyway, it belongs to Kato's family!
……
Muye Village
Medical room
"Master Tsunade, you...you are...pregnant!"
A female medical ninja wearing a Konoha forehead guard held the test sheet with trembling hands, and looked at the stunning beauty in front of her in disbelief.
"Xiao Yun! Look what you've done! I'm going to kill you!"
An earth-shattering sound sounded in the house, and the roof of the house was about to be torn off.
……
Muye Village
Living Area
A handsome man was lying on the bed, the pillow dripping from the corner of his mouth soaked the pillow, the expression on his face would be arrogant, obscene, and the corners of his mouth were raised high, and he was still raving non-stop.
It looks like a dream!
"Baga Yalu, Uchiha Madara, kneel down and call Dad, hehe..."
"Thousands of Hands, you pull a woolen thread, your granddaughter was ridden by me"
"Come on, Tsunade, get down, let's do a show for your grandpa"
"Hui Ye, why are you staring at me, sooner or later I will let you be the mother of a child"
……
咚
Just as Xiao Yun was having a sweet dream, the door was kicked open, causing him to jump up from the bed.
The person who came was Tsunade who had a dewy relationship with him.
"It's so late, you still don't get up, you sleep and you are paralyzed!"
Tsunade ran towards Xiao Yun ferociously, Xiao Yun was dizzy from the shaking of Tsunade.
"Tsunade, if you have something to say, don't do it!"
Xiao Yun panicked, remembering the last time after he and Tsunade finished, when he woke up in the morning, Xiao Yun wanted to say some love words, and then add another hour, but Tsunade, who knew what happened, also had the same expression now, and he was almost beaten to death by her.
"It's all your fault! I'm pregnant! I'm going to kill you"
Tsunade lifted Xiao Yun up like he was catching a chicken, and looked at Xiao Yun with tearful eyes, wanting to eat him alive.
boom!
Xiao Yun's eyes widened, Tsunade is pregnant?or mine?Is your marksmanship so accurate?One hit on target?
It shouldn't be, I haven't gotten her pregnant with my ex-wife for so long, and I have to rely on other people's help!How could Tsunade be with Tsunade just once?
When did his marksmanship become so precise?Could it be that the golden finger in this area was awakened after time travel?
"Tsunade, this is not a joke, we're just doing it once, think about it again, who else have you been with during this period of time, I like to be a father..."
"Baga! Who do you think I am?"
Before Xiao Yun finished speaking, Tsunade let out a terrifying roar, and slammed Xiao Yun on the bed
嘭
The wooden bed was smashed in two sections, Xiao Yun almost passed out from the pain, a mouthful of old blood sprayed directly to the ceiling.
"Remember, from today onwards, you are not allowed to tell the outside world about this matter, if you dare to reveal a word, I will kill you"
"Also, starting from today, you spend eight hours a day practicing ninjutsu, eight hours practicing gymnastics, and eight hours practicing illusion"
"Graduate as a ninja in one year, graduate as a chunin in two years, become a jonin in three years, become an elite jonin in four years, and become a hokage in five years."
噗
Xiao Yun sprayed blood to the ceiling again, what do you think I am?
Livestock?24 hours a day is spent on cultivation!
Genius?It is estimated that Madara-san would cry when he saw this practice plan, Minato would cry to find his mother when he saw Minato, and Uchiha Itachi would have to run away with a bucket all night after hearing it!
"Yeah, Tsunade, can we discuss this matter? After all, I was pushed by you that night. If not, you can kill the child. I really think about your plan..."
嘭
Tsunade punched again, and yelled at Xiao Yun: "Need to discuss! I don't want my child to have a good-for-nothing father, so just do as I say."
噗
Xiao Yun felt that he didn't have enough blood to vomit, and looked at the woman in front of him with a resentful face. All the fantasies about her when he watched Naruto in the past disappeared.
If it was possible to go back to that night, even if I chopped it off with a knife, I would not follow her.
But, having said that, I, Xiao Yun, have a queen!
爸
mom
Our Xiao family has a queen, but it's a pity that we can't take it home to show you.
"Come with me!"
Tsunade picked up Xiao Yun and jumped out of the window. After a few jumps, he came to a large wasteland behind Muye Village.
vomit!
"Tsunate, can't you slow down?"
Xiao Yun vomited for a while, jumping up and down so good that he didn't vomit out all the food he ate last night.
"From now on, you will train me well, if I find you lazy, hum..."
drink
After finishing speaking, Tsunade punched the ground fiercely,
There was a loud bang, and in an instant, dust was flying, sand and rocks were flying, and after the dust settled, a huge crater appeared in front of Xiao Yun.
"Now start to train your chakra perception ability, sit cross-legged for my old lady, don't move! Move, my old lady will blow your eyes!"
"Seriously perceive the free chakra in the air. If you can't feel the chakra at this time tomorrow, I will castrate you!"
Tsunade let out a roar, and Xiao Yun was so frightened that he immediately sat cross-legged.
grandma's!
I'm already the father of a baby, is it that difficult to give me a soft meal?
"Report to Tsunade-sama, I need to pee"
"Hold it, pee on yourself if you can't hold it back"
"Report to Tsunade-sama, there is a mosquito sucking my blood, I want to scratch it"
"Let it suck, don't move until it's dry"
"Report to Tsunade-sama, I..."
"To shut up"
……
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夜晚
"Master Tsunade, are you really planning to give birth to a child?"
It was Tsunade's bodyguard Shizune who spoke.
Tsunade let out a long breath, his beautiful face was full of sadness, he looked up at the bright moon hanging in the sky with complicated eyes, and muttered to himself: "Du, I'm sorry, I'm pregnant with someone else's child, after all, that person is too much like you! Jing Yin, do you think you can understand?"
After finishing speaking, Tsunade gently touched his belly.
"I should be able to understand! Master Tsunade, after the child is born, do you plan to be with Xiao Yun?"
Shizune looked at Tsunade suspiciously.
"I..." Tsunade hesitated to speak, a trace of blush flashed across his face, and after a long time, he said, "It should be, after all, he is the child's father, I just hope he can understand me, and get stronger quickly."
"In this troubled world, lack of strength means death at any time. I really don't want my children to grow up without the care of their father!"
……
Don't ask why I can overthrow Tsunade, in fact, she overdid me and overthrew me!
Because I look too much like her first love Kato Taka, no, it seems to be Kato Dan or something, I can't remember the exact name, anyway, it belongs to Kato's family!
……
Muye Village
Medical room
"Master Tsunade, you...you are...pregnant!"
A female medical ninja wearing a Konoha forehead guard held the test sheet with trembling hands, and looked at the stunning beauty in front of her in disbelief.
"Xiao Yun! Look what you've done! I'm going to kill you!"
An earth-shattering sound sounded in the house, and the roof of the house was about to be torn off.
……
Muye Village
Living Area
A handsome man was lying on the bed, the pillow dripping from the corner of his mouth soaked the pillow, the expression on his face would be arrogant, obscene, and the corners of his mouth were raised high, and he was still raving non-stop.
It looks like a dream!
"Baga Yalu, Uchiha Madara, kneel down and call Dad, hehe..."
"Thousands of Hands, you pull a woolen thread, your granddaughter was ridden by me"
"Come on, Tsunade, get down, let's do a show for your grandpa"
"Hui Ye, why are you staring at me, sooner or later I will let you be the mother of a child"
……
咚
Just as Xiao Yun was having a sweet dream, the door was kicked open, causing him to jump up from the bed.
The person who came was Tsunade who had a dewy relationship with him.
"It's so late, you still don't get up, you sleep and you are paralyzed!"
Tsunade ran towards Xiao Yun ferociously, Xiao Yun was dizzy from the shaking of Tsunade.
"Tsunade, if you have something to say, don't do it!"
Xiao Yun panicked, remembering the last time after he and Tsunade finished, when he woke up in the morning, Xiao Yun wanted to say some love words, and then add another hour, but Tsunade, who knew what happened, also had the same expression now, and he was almost beaten to death by her.
"It's all your fault! I'm pregnant! I'm going to kill you"
Tsunade lifted Xiao Yun up like he was catching a chicken, and looked at Xiao Yun with tearful eyes, wanting to eat him alive.
boom!
Xiao Yun's eyes widened, Tsunade is pregnant?or mine?Is your marksmanship so accurate?One hit on target?
It shouldn't be, I haven't gotten her pregnant with my ex-wife for so long, and I have to rely on other people's help!How could Tsunade be with Tsunade just once?
When did his marksmanship become so precise?Could it be that the golden finger in this area was awakened after time travel?
"Tsunade, this is not a joke, we're just doing it once, think about it again, who else have you been with during this period of time, I like to be a father..."
"Baga! Who do you think I am?"
Before Xiao Yun finished speaking, Tsunade let out a terrifying roar, and slammed Xiao Yun on the bed
嘭
The wooden bed was smashed in two sections, Xiao Yun almost passed out from the pain, a mouthful of old blood sprayed directly to the ceiling.
"Remember, from today onwards, you are not allowed to tell the outside world about this matter, if you dare to reveal a word, I will kill you"
"Also, starting from today, you spend eight hours a day practicing ninjutsu, eight hours practicing gymnastics, and eight hours practicing illusion"
"Graduate as a ninja in one year, graduate as a chunin in two years, become a jonin in three years, become an elite jonin in four years, and become a hokage in five years."
噗
Xiao Yun sprayed blood to the ceiling again, what do you think I am?
Livestock?24 hours a day is spent on cultivation!
Genius?It is estimated that Madara-san would cry when he saw this practice plan, Minato would cry to find his mother when he saw Minato, and Uchiha Itachi would have to run away with a bucket all night after hearing it!
"Yeah, Tsunade, can we discuss this matter? After all, I was pushed by you that night. If not, you can kill the child. I really think about your plan..."
嘭
Tsunade punched again, and yelled at Xiao Yun: "Need to discuss! I don't want my child to have a good-for-nothing father, so just do as I say."
噗
Xiao Yun felt that he didn't have enough blood to vomit, and looked at the woman in front of him with a resentful face. All the fantasies about her when he watched Naruto in the past disappeared.
If it was possible to go back to that night, even if I chopped it off with a knife, I would not follow her.
But, having said that, I, Xiao Yun, have a queen!
爸
mom
Our Xiao family has a queen, but it's a pity that we can't take it home to show you.
"Come with me!"
Tsunade picked up Xiao Yun and jumped out of the window. After a few jumps, he came to a large wasteland behind Muye Village.
vomit!
"Tsunate, can't you slow down?"
Xiao Yun vomited for a while, jumping up and down so good that he didn't vomit out all the food he ate last night.
"From now on, you will train me well, if I find you lazy, hum..."
drink
After finishing speaking, Tsunade punched the ground fiercely,
There was a loud bang, and in an instant, dust was flying, sand and rocks were flying, and after the dust settled, a huge crater appeared in front of Xiao Yun.
"Now start to train your chakra perception ability, sit cross-legged for my old lady, don't move! Move, my old lady will blow your eyes!"
"Seriously perceive the free chakra in the air. If you can't feel the chakra at this time tomorrow, I will castrate you!"
Tsunade let out a roar, and Xiao Yun was so frightened that he immediately sat cross-legged.
grandma's!
I'm already the father of a baby, is it that difficult to give me a soft meal?
"Report to Tsunade-sama, I need to pee"
"Hold it, pee on yourself if you can't hold it back"
"Report to Tsunade-sama, there is a mosquito sucking my blood, I want to scratch it"
"Let it suck, don't move until it's dry"
"Report to Tsunade-sama, I..."
"To shut up"
……
……
……
夜晚
"Master Tsunade, are you really planning to give birth to a child?"
It was Tsunade's bodyguard Shizune who spoke.
Tsunade let out a long breath, his beautiful face was full of sadness, he looked up at the bright moon hanging in the sky with complicated eyes, and muttered to himself: "Du, I'm sorry, I'm pregnant with someone else's child, after all, that person is too much like you! Jing Yin, do you think you can understand?"
After finishing speaking, Tsunade gently touched his belly.
"I should be able to understand! Master Tsunade, after the child is born, do you plan to be with Xiao Yun?"
Shizune looked at Tsunade suspiciously.
"I..." Tsunade hesitated to speak, a trace of blush flashed across his face, and after a long time, he said, "It should be, after all, he is the child's father, I just hope he can understand me, and get stronger quickly."
"In this troubled world, lack of strength means death at any time. I really don't want my children to grow up without the care of their father!"
……
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