Hokage Character Simulator

Brain Storage—(o.O)

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Family.

Who knows?

After traveling through time as Uzumaki Naruto for ten years, he awakened his memories.

Only then did he realize that he was a time traveler!

In a room within an apartment building, the yellow-haired boy lay on his bed, staring blankly at the ceiling.

He was the Jinchūriki of the Nine-Tails, Uzumaki Naruto, from Konoha Village.

Just now, Naruto had regained the memories of his past life.

It turned out he was a time traveler!

And he had also read the original work about himself.

Naruto didn't like the typical protagonist's aura.

He preferred a simple and quiet life.

But his reality as a Jinchūriki wouldn't allow it.

"Alas~"

Naruto let out a deep sigh, his slightly immature face filled with bitterness.

Just as he was despairing about his inevitable, chaotic future…

The cheat system for a time traveler had arrived!

[Ding~ The Character Simulation System has been successfully bound.]

[The Host can create a character and simulate events based on the character's attributes.]

[After the simulation ends, the system will rate the character and grant rewards.]

[Additionally, the Host can choose to extract a specific ability or item from the character.]

Naruto suddenly sat up in bed, stunned for two or three seconds before immediately shouting in his mind:

"Start the simulation!"

[Ding~ Does the Host really not need more instructions?]

Maybe Naruto's adaptability was so strong that it caught the system off guard.

Naruto clicked his tongue and smirked:

"You have no idea how many fanfictions I've read. Of course, I'm familiar with this simulation type of setup."

[Ding~ The Host is consuming one simulation attempt. Starting character creation.]

[Surname extraction complete: Shanshan.]

Naruto raised his eyebrow in surprise:

"Extraction? I thought I was creating this myself."

Tsk tsk~ These writers really come up with new twists, huh?

[Ding~ Tip: After each simulation, the Host will gain +1 option for customization.]

Hmm… This would provide more choices as he progressed.

The more Naruto simulated, the more powerful the character panels he could create would become.

"System, continue."

[Talent extraction complete: Hanzō's subordinate Heiji.]

As an old-school Naruto fan, Naruto thought for a moment and realized who this was.

Good grief!

Weren't these the two subordinates of Hanzō the Salamander, who were ultimately just glorified lackeys?

"Bad luck."

[Health extraction complete: Kurama Yakumo.]

Naruto: "????"

Wait… I have no talent, AND I've inherited a chronic illness?

[IQ extraction complete: Hidan.]

Naruto was already numb to the absurdity.

[Personality extraction complete: Sasuke - Rebellious Phase.]

Naruto: "…"

[Relationship extraction in progress…]

[…]

Finally, Naruto opened the completed character panel.

Character Panel:

• Surname: Shanshan

• Talent: Hanzō's subordinate Heiji

• Health: Kurama Yakumo

• IQ: Hidan

• Personality: Sasuke - Rebellious Phase

• Relationships: Uchiha Madara - "Leaving Konoha" Version

• Appearance: Kisame - Post-Human Experiment

• Hobbies: Gato's obsession with money

• Best Skill: Danzo - "You Will Regret This" Version

[Character Evaluation]:

"You are a poor civilian.

Your talent is garbage, making it impossible to become a ninja.

Your health is terrible, and you will automatically die from illness at a young age.

You have almost no IQ. (Hidan: What did I do to deserve this?)

Your personality is awful, and no one wants to be friends with you.

Your appearance is so hideous, it's unbearable to look at.

You are extremely greedy and obsessed with money.

Your greatest skill is holding grudges (e.g., Sarutobi Hiruzen: 'You will regret this!')."

Naruto held his forehead, feeling a migraine coming on.

What is this nonsense?!

What kind of heaven-defying character panel is this?!

"Oh… system, continue."

[Simulation timeline extraction complete: The Third Great Ninja War.]

[Birthplace extraction complete: Konoha Village.]

[Simulation start!]

• [You are born, but your parents abandon you because of your ugliness and poor health.]

• [You are sent to the Konoha Orphanage. Despite your ugliness, Yakushi Nonō treats you kindly and collects medicine for your illness. You live safely until the age of three.]

• [You meet Yakushi Kabuto, who might be the only child willing to talk to you despite your appearance.]

• [As you grow older, Danzo threatens the orphanage, forcing Nonō into dangerous missions. Kabuto is taken into Danzo's command. Meanwhile, your illness worsens, though Kabuto sends medicine whenever possible.]

• [Out of greed, you sell the medicine Kabuto risked his life to send.]

Naruto: "…"

This character… is beyond saving.

[You try to become a ninja but fail due to your lack of talent and poor health.]

[You try to become a samurai but fail.]

[You try to work in Konoha but fail.]

[During the Third Ninja War, Konoha is attacked. Kabuto risks his life to save you, but your selfish personality causes you to blame him instead. Feeling betrayed, Kabuto leaves you.]

Naruto:

"What?!"

"Kabuto already did so much, and this guy still blames him?"

Naruto felt constipated from frustration.

This character was garbage—rebellious like Sasuke, greedy like Gato, and with Kisame's cursed appearance.

[You lose your source of income and decide to scavenge war loot for money.]

[Your choice is…]

"Search corpses for silver coins?!"

"You're too sick for this nonsense!"

Naruto was about to choose no when he stopped himself.

This character was useless anyway. At least let him collect some cash before dying, right?

"Fine! Go collect money. And then die!"

[You scavenged corpses during the war, earning some wealth. However, your refusal to spend money on medicine worsened your condition.]

Naruto:

"Of course. Don't waste the cash; leave it for me instead."

[When you were dying, Sarutobi Hiruzen asked you to donate your fortune to the orphanage that raised you. You refused.]

[You died.]

[Simulation ends.]

[Evaluation: You lived a short and beastly life. You betrayed everyone who helped you, lost Kabuto's friendship, and died consumed by greed. A truly wasted existence.]

[Rating: Level 1.]

[Reward: Basic physical enhancement.]

[Bonus item: Level 1 Selection Card - Money Focused.]

Naruto stared at the screen, sighing deeply.

"What a garbage character…"

But he couldn't deny he was intrigued to see how much worse—or better—his next simulation could go.