Hogwarts: Please stop brushing points!

On Tuesday morning, the third class for Ravenclaw freshmen was the history of magic.

This is undoubtedly one of the most boring classes at Hogwarts, without one.

The History of Magic classroom is located on the second floor of Hogwarts Castle.

In this class, the eaglets were with their Gryffindor classmates.

Pine took Qiu Zhang's small hand and walked in front as if no one was around.

Behind her was Marietta, who was still sleep-deprived and yawning.

"Didn't she sleep in the infirmary all afternoon yesterday, and why didn't she look like she had enough sleep?" Pine wondered.

Qiu Zhang leaned into Pine's ear and whispered:

"Last night she had been writing love letters to Cedric all night, and her owl was almost exhausted. "

"Ah???h

The technological progress of this wizard class is too backward.

The strong ones can also send signals with the Patronus.

Those who have money can buy a double-way mirror for video calls.

But if you have mediocre strength and no money, you can only play "Flying Eagle Biography".

It greatly reduces the efficiency of love.

This is a business pain point.

Pine seems to have discovered some great money-making scheme!

Suddenly, Administrator Argus Filch appeared eerily in front of Pine.

Scared Pine and Cho a big surprise.

Does this guy walk without a sound?

Pine frowned and asked, "Mr. Filch, what's the matter?"

Unexpectedly, Filch, who had a gloomy face and put on a face that every student owed him 100 Galleons all day long, asked with some restraint

"That, Mr. Wilson, that, the silver cat is yours?".

Before Pyne could answer, he quickly explained

"I saw it with Lady Loris yesterday and wanted to feed it some dried fish, but it didn't eat anything. "

"So...... Just ask you, what does it usually like to eat?".

Good guy, I never thought that Filch, the black-hearted administrator with slanted eyebrows and crooked eyes, turned out to be a veteran cat slave.

I haven't asked you to earn credits yet, but you're eyeing my cat first.

"Yuumi is at Hogwarts and only eats cat food made by house-elves. "

"You know, Mr. Filch, there are so many mischievous students in this school. "

"Yuumi can't just eat what someone hands you. "

Pine explained.

For Filch, he is not a nuisance.

At the end of the day, there are too few ways to entertain purely the wizarding world.

Especially in a closed boarding school like Hogwarts, students can only go home three times a year.

The school pursues a standard happy education, there is no evening self-study, and students plagiarize each other's homework.

Except for the two years of exams, the pressure of schoolwork is basically like playing at home.

Students' grades are in shambles.

But if you want to say that it is really happy education, then you should also prepare a little more for other games.

But there is very little entertainment in the wizarding world.

I didn't even organize students to watch a movie on the weekend to vent their emotions.

As a result, these energetic children finished dinner.

There is nowhere to vent the energy except for night tours, or night tours.

Otherwise, there is no computer, no mobile phone, why stay in the dormitory.

That's right!

You say there's no entertainment at Hogwarts nights.

Why do you want a bunch of adolescent boys to stay in the dorm?

Hiss~

Pyne gasped.

Merlin's beard!

Dumbledore, the old bee.

The joint is that the upper beam is not correct and the lower beam is crooked.

It turned out that he was trying to bring about a crooked Hogwarts atmosphere.

This is absolutely intolerable!!

Thinking of this, Pine couldn't help but feel sorry for Filch.

No wonder Dumbledore chose to have a Squib as an administrator.

If you are an adult wizard, you will see these bear children jumping up and down every day, and even messing around, cough cough, a scene of male-male relationship.

Maybe one day he will be so angry that he will be poked by an 'Avada Suo'.

On the contrary, Filch is a squib, and no matter how much he goes too far, he can't deal with the little wizards with magical powers.

Minimizes the risk of students being exposed to faculty and staff issues.

Good intentions!

Thinking of this, Pine patted the Tool Man Squib Filch on the shoulder in distress and said

"Mr. Filch, do you lack a helper over there?"

"Huh?" Filch was a little confused, "What helper?"

Pyne leaned closer and said demagoguously

"The Weasley brothers provoke you every day, should you be caught?"

"Yes!" Filch creaked in hatred, "I wish I had the two brothers locked up and whipped every day!".

"Peeves often make trouble at school and make a mess of hygiene, should it be cured?".

"Yes!" Filch's face darkened, "This Peeves, the Headmaster should have kicked him out of Hogwarts a long time ago!".

"Gryffindors often go on night out, Hufflepuffs sneak out to the kitchen every night to steal food, Slytherins love to do group activities in the middle of the night, should these students be caught?"

"The !!," Filch said indignantly.

Pine clapped his hands and said

"Yes, Mr. Filch, I can help you arrest these people, don't look at me as a first-year, but you should have heard of my name as the god of wine, right?".

"Hmm. Filch nodded, "Your levitation charm worked well yesterday. "

"So as long as I am your assistant, wouldn't it be easy to catch these people?"

"When the time comes, you can deduct their credits every day and lock them up in confinement, wouldn't you be happy on such days?"

"I must be happy, I wish I could see the faces of these little wizards crying every day!".

A wicked smile appeared on Filch's face, as if he had seen countless young wizards weeping and confessing their mistakes in his office.

Even, he thinks that Pine is someone who has the same interests as him, and said excitedly:

"Mr. Wilson, you're so right, you love punishing these disobedient little wizards as much as I do. "

"I'm going to apply to Professor McGonagall right now, and I'll have you my assistant!"

With that, Filch hurried to find Professor McGonagall.

Pyne quickly grabbed him and reminded:

"Don't be in a hurry, you have to make it clear to Professor McGonagall that I'm not an assistant for nothing. "

"And do you want a salary?" Filch wondered.

"No, I just need credit!".

Filch was stunned.

Originally, he had planned that if Professor McGonagall didn't agree, he would privately take a little out of his salary and ask Pyne for help.

I didn't expect the other party to ask for money, just credits.

He had been an administrator for many years, and it was the first time he had encountered such a pure little wizard.

I feel that Pine is shining with the light of righteousness!

"Okay, I'll ask for you!".

Filch felt that he must not be able to live up to the request of such a pure little wizard, and said seriously.

Pine was relieved at this time, and finally admonished:

"Professor McGonagall eats soft rather than hard, and you go to her office and cry directly, the more sad you cry, the better. "

"When she comforts you, you will mention that my kitten Yuumi has a good relationship with Lady Loris, and that she also has excellent experience in investigation, and finally offer me to be your assistant to catch students at night. "

"I don't want too many credits, just send forty or fifty points a month. "

"I don't mean anything else, mainly to help you. "

This sentence moved Filch enough.

Wiping away from her tears, she went to Professor McGonagall to complain.

Akihari and Marietta on the side witnessed Pyne's fooling of Filch the whole time.

Amazed.

How could Pyne do that?

How could he go and help Filch deal with the students?

Filch is the standard villain.

Isn't Pyne going to be a good guy?

Pine: I'm sorry, I'm just a ruthless scoring machine!

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ps：

Filch: Whoever doesn't give flowers, be careful, I'll take you to the office and tie you up, dip them in chili water and whip them a hundred times, a hundred times!