Hogwarts: I Really Don't Want to Be a Wizard

God knows how Gretel digested the news when he received Harry's call.

Although he obviously had no involvement in anything else this semester except saving Harry once on the train, the butterfly effect still changed Harry's third grade career.

If he remembered correctly, Harry should have received the letter of approval at the end of this semester. Before that, the gifts from Sirius were all sent anonymously.

All insiders are speculating, and there is no direct evidence to prove that Harry's gift came from Sirius.

And until the end of this semester, Harry believed that Sirius was the indirect murderer of his parents and that it was Black who betrayed their family.

If he hadn't caught Wormtail at the end and learned the truth from him, Harry would still think so.

But now, Blake and Harry are in touch via video.

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"Gretel, I really don't know. Everyone says that he took refuge in the Dark Lord and betrayed my parents. I should hate him.

But what he said was that it was Peter who betrayed my parents.

By the way, you know, he said that Ron's rat Scabbers was Peter.

But there is no way to prove it.

Crookshanks had swallowed Ron's mouse on Christmas Day, leaving only a pool of blood on the floor and a tuft of cat hair.

I might be crazy and I shouldn't believe him, but he really doesn't look like a bad person.

The look in his eyes was exactly the same as when Uncle Vernon and Aunt Petunia looked at Dudley. "

Harry spoke urgently, as if something was rushing him.

Until Professor McGonagall's voice came from the phone.

"Mr. Gretel, I'm sorry, your chat with Mr. Potter may have to be paused for a while. We need to carefully test the gift Mr. Potter received."

Em~

Grete thought for a while, if he remembered correctly, Miss Know-It-All might have to be complained about by her two useless men for a while.

One lost his beloved pet, the other his Christmas present.

Although one is due to the misunderstanding caused by Peter Pettigrew's use of fake death to escape, the other is to protect Harry's life.

Of course Gretel knew that Sirius was innocent, but he had no obligation to help him clarify.

Considering his relationship with Snape, it was considered kind and merciful of him not to add insult to injury.

Fortunately, Harry didn't come to Gretel for help, he just needed a listener to talk out his doubts.

Gretel is happy to appear in Harry's world as a listener, after all, he will do nothing else.

After searching all over Hogwarts, Harry could only confide his doubts to Gretel.

After all, the professors would not allow him to have such an unconventional idea. A child actually thought that the prisoner who indirectly killed his parents was a good person.

Ron and Hermione wouldn't understand, they would just think that Harry must be controlled by the Imperius Curse.

Only Grete would not misunderstand him.

In Harry's heart, Gretel is not like a child at all. He can see everyone's heart just like Dumbledore.

Just as he thought, Gretel did not stop him from thinking wildly, nor did he preach to him.

"Harry, do what you want. No one's life should be limited to a framework. No one can dictate how others should live."

Gretel actually admired Harry and changed him to live the same life as Harry, if he didn't have such mature thinking as he does now.

He will definitely not be as sunny as Harry, whether he is born with a life-and-death hatred or the cynicism of his unlucky relatives.

It will turn him into an unscrupulous person.

Harry is different, he is reckless, but he is passionate, he is impulsive, but he is kind. It seems that since meeting Harry, Gretel has never seen him complain about anything.

Perhaps what Dumbledore valued was Harry's inner heart that never succumbed to darkness.

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Ministry of Magic.

"What do you mean by disappearing? Those were seven Dementors. Counting the news from Hogwarts, we have lost track of eight Dementors so far.

What does it mean to investigate the little wizard who expelled the first dementor? Do you think that a third-year wizard can get rid of the dementors that so many generations have been unable to deal with?

I think you guys have been at peace for too long, little wizard?

You might as well tell me that he opened his mouth and swallowed the dementors one bite at a time.

Everyone go out and investigate, you know how much trouble dementors can cause.

Sirius?

Your eyes are used to vent your anger, can't you look for both at the same time? "

The officials at the Ministry of Magic would never know that his casual glance had actually revealed the truth.

Until February, the British Ministry of Magic had a frank exchange of information with the Ministry of Magic around the world. Even so, there was no news of the appearance of Dementors.

The Ministry of Magic had no choice but to seal the file and leave it for later investigation.

Finally, there was no need to investigate the dementors, which were actually annihilated. The Aurors spent all their anger over the past few months on Sirius.

The rigorous search by the entire British wizarding community had made him suffer.

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Fortunately, he was able to talk to his godson, whom he hadn't seen in more than ten years.

Harry didn't trust Black wholeheartedly, he just didn't want to lose the news about this suspected enemy.

But even so, Sirius still felt satisfied.

He learned from Harry that when Ron's mouse was eaten by Hermione's cat.

Sirius sneered, "That guy Wormtail, even if I die, he will still be alive and well."

Obviously, Peter Pettigrew, who had faked his death once, could no longer use the same trick to get rid of Sirius, who had returned from hell only for revenge.

When the end of term comes.

Terry lay on the bed and sighed. Gretel really confirmed this time that the Sorting Hat had assigned Terry to the wrong house.

He has no desire for knowledge, let alone working on subjects that interest him.

Just talking about his personality, Gretel felt that he was more suitable for Gryffindor.

Terry's complaint was that this school year had been so boring and nothing exciting had happened.

But little did he know that this would be the most comfortable school year he had ever had at Hogwarts.

Thinking about the pink flies that followed, Gretel couldn't help but shudder.

He will definitely find a way to drive the pink flies out of Hogwarts. When he thinks that Umbridge will become his professor, Gretel can't help but feel unlucky.

I don’t know how Professor Fu could accept cooperating with her.

But after thinking about it, after Professor Fu returned, those half-humans who were even worse than Mudbloods in his heart successfully joined the Death Eater army.

Umbridge is still just one of the partners.

Presumably Voldemort couldn't stand her pretentiousness, so he kicked her to Hogwarts.

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In fact, this semester is not without its share of thrills. During the Quidditch match between Gryffindor and Ravenclaw, three dementors appeared.

If Lupine hadn't taught Harry the Patronus Charm in private, there would have been some trouble in this game.

Whether it was the dementors attacking Harry, or Harry falling off the Firebolt when he was frightened, it would not be a pleasant thing.

Either Hogwarts was under Dumbledore's control at all times, or he was worried about drawing the Ministry of Magic's attention to the school again.

Gretel will definitely catch up and sap him, so that the patron saint will be full again.

Speaking of the patron saint, until now, his patron saint seems to be broken and cannot be summoned at all.

After casting the spell, all that came out of the wand was a shapeless silver light, barely proving its identity as a Patronus Charm.

The same goes for the panel. He didn't know what was brewing, but there was no response. If he hadn't been able to continue to increase his skill proficiency, he would have thought he had swallowed a dementor, causing the machine to be poisoned and shut down.

Exam results come out on the last day of the semester.

Because Hermione learned all the lessons, she defeated Gretel and became the outstanding student of the third year.

She didn't lose her smile almost the entire day, and she spent the whole day looking for Gretel, but couldn't find him.

It wasn't until the next day that she saw Gretel beside the express train leaving Hogwarts, and heard the congratulations from Gretel's mouth.

"Congratulations, Miss Granger, you defeated me and successfully became the first place."

I don't know why, but after hearing Gretel's words, Hermione was not so happy instantly. She also felt strange. Obviously, before seeing Gretel, she was already so happy that she was about to fly.

But after hearing these words from Meng Mengqiu, I felt a little disappointed.

Especially after Gretel turned around and left, leaving only his back.

"Gretel, I will continue to defeat you next year."

She only saw Gretel raising his right hand and waving it in the air without even looking back.

When the express train left Hogwarts.

"Hermione, why don't you look happy?"

Harry asked tentatively.

"It's nothing, I should be happy, right? I've already defeated him.

By the way, I decided to drop out of a few classes, and I also handed the Time Turner back to Professor McGonagall. "

Hermione tried to cheer up her tone.

"I will probably never be as good as Mr. Grete. Except for the courses he didn't choose, I lost to him in all the other courses..."

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Gretel actually didn't care who was the best student, he was just thinking about which country he should choose as his base.

The saints have been touring Europe for a whole year, and they have traveled to all the small countries.

According to Gretel's request, they investigated the local nature, politics, business, and most importantly, the Ministry of Magic.

Because what Gretel has to do is not only replace the Ministry of Magic, he also has to make good contact with the Muggle government.

He can only choose a small country, preferably a small country that is poor and troubled.

The Ministry of Magic of a small country is basically isolated from the rest of the world. Only when it needs to receive aid from other countries will it complain about the poverty of the Ministry of Magic of a big country.

Gretel's organization does not need help from others, or from a financial perspective, no one in the Ministry of Magic in the world can match Gretel's net worth.

In this way, the possibility of exposure is basically eliminated from the source.

News has come from Godot Town. According to Grete's request, they selected two more suitable countries.

The only ones that can meet Gretel's requirements are Moldova and Albania.

The remaining countries are either not poor, too chaotic, or too geopolitically important.

Both the Muggle government and the Ministry of Magic are keeping a close eye on those places.

Albania is the Albania where Professor Fu has been squatting for more than ten years, waiting for someone to come and find him.

However, compared with when Professor Fu was taken away from the forest by Chilo, Albania is now poorer and more chaotic.

A Ponzi scheme has taken over the entire country, which is now in turmoil.

According to the news, Albania's Ministry of Magic has fallen apart, and all local wizards have given up here.

Everyone chose to move away from that hopeless place.

Albania's government is even more chaotic, with no order at all.

According to the saints, this country is suitable for them to stir up troubles, because no one will come to interfere. After the local wizards move away, they can do whatever they want in a place that lacks extraordinary control.

Although Moldova also meets the requirements of Gretel's poverty, its geography is obviously not suitable for Gretel's trade needs.

Moldova's territory is tightly surrounded by Romania and Ukraine, which are immediately adjacent to it.

Not a single gap was left.

Moreover, although this country is poor, there has been no unrest. After the raid on the Ministry of Magic, negotiations still need to be carried out with the local Muggle government.

Therefore, there are far fewer people recommending this country than Albania.

Grete didn’t know much about Moldova, but he knew Albania very well.

In his world, Albania, from the government to the people, was world-famous for its poverty, poverty, and laziness.

No matter who helps Albania, the end result will not be good.

It is the norm in Albania to eat with a bowl and scold your mother when you put the bowl down.

If every country has its own patron saint, Albania’s patron saint must be the white-eyed wolf.

Gretel didn't think that such a country, government, and people could promote his career.

Recommended saints in this country, no doubt, hawks among saints.

According to his idea, such a country is suitable for using thunderous means to kill a group of people, suppress a group of people, and pull a group of people away.

Without the Ministry of Magic, they can add appropriate magic control and hold Albania firmly in their hands.

And his idea was recommended by most people.

Grete pondered for a long time and finally figured out why he felt something was wrong.

Everyone in Gordo Town is a fanatic who once swept the world.

This kind of method that seems bloody to him may be a rare tenderness in the eyes of the saint?

Fortunately, when Gretel invited them, he asked them to make a record so that he could make a choice easily.

Over the past few days, he had been thinking about this important event in his mind.

Even when the panel woke up, I didn't bother to check it.

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Grete: I think, why don’t you just pick a country at random and consider so many strange issues?

Author: Parallel world?

Gretel: Otherwise, you’ve been researching geopolitics for a whole day and still can’t decide?

Author: Let me ask the book friends first

PS: Sorry, my book friends, I originally planned to settle in Albania, but who knew when I checked, Albania turned out to be a white-eyed wolf.

Then the author got into trouble and searched many small European countries. Time was wasted, and the base area was not decided. I wonder if my fellow book friends have any countries that they would recommend.

If there is no recommendation, the author will just choose one at random.

Parallel time and space has nothing to do with the current time and space.

PS2: I will postpone the update for one day and pay it back tomorrow, hhhhh, please forgive me.

Tomorrow’s update is finally in fourth grade, career starts~