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Chapter 142 Let me tell you a joke (3050 monthly ticket plus update)
Chapter 142 Let me tell you a joke (3050 monthly ticket plus update)
Chen Yingxiong's goal helped the team win at the last moment, a thrilling 3:2.
Advocaat was not very satisfied with the team's performance. He felt that this game shouldn't be so difficult. Even if it was an away game, the opponent's strength was far inferior to theirs.
He was worried that winning the league championship made everyone relax, so he returned to St. Petersburg and stepped up his training.
Everyone complained about being drilled, only Chen Yingxiong was very calm - this amount of training can't be compared with that in the dungeon at all!
There is still the last round of the league. Those who should win the championship have won the championship, and those who should be relegated have also been relegated. There is basically no suspense about the place in the European competition.
At this time, everyone is naturally most concerned about the scoring record in a single season.
Chen Yingxiong has already tied Oleg Veretennikov's record of 25 goals. There is still the last round of the league. Can he surpass this number and create a new record?
As for the Golden Boot... everyone feels that there is no suspense.
But Pavlyuchenko is not about to throw in the towel.
Now the whole team really wants to support him to score goals in the game. If he wants to surpass Chen Yingxiong and become the league's top scorer, he will pray that Chen Yingxiong can't score, and at the same time, he must score four goals in the game to complete the goal. Big four.
The chances of this are too small.
Pavlyuchenko also knows it, but it's all here, can he still get away with it?
Be sure to fight until the last moment!
※ ※ ※
Zenit St. Petersburg won the championship, and Chen Yingxiong received a congratulatory text message from Sharapova.Now that Sharapova has reached the final of the WTA year-end finals, Chen Yingxiong also sent a congratulatory message.
The year-end finals held in Madrid this time had no role for Sharapova, but Venus Williams temporarily decided to withdraw from the competition, allowing her to catch the last train.
The former world No. 2007 women's tennis player can only compete as a substitute this time, and she has been out of sight for more than two-thirds of [-].You can imagine the pressure she was under.
What about decompression?Sharapova now has a set -- throughout the year-end finals schedule, she will often chat with Chen Yingxiong, whether it's a phone call, text message or video.
Every time I just chat with Chen Yingxiong, those pressures will disappear without a trace.Even if it was a quarrel, she felt no pressure.
November [-] is a very important day for Sharapova and Chen Yingxiong.
On this night, Sharapova in Madrid will usher in her first final after being injured. For her, this is a major challenge.Before the year-end finals, countless people questioned her, thinking that she could no longer return to the top.The young Russian female tennis player will be ruined by relentless injuries.
But now she's in the final!
In Russia, this afternoon, Chen Yingxiong will fight to create a new record.He will become the first player to score more than 25 goals in a single season since the establishment of the Russian Premier League, and the first non-Soviet player to win the league's top scorer.
On the day of the game, the two were still talking and chatting on their mobile phones.
Because Chen Yingxiong's game has to be played first, Sharapova is now blessing Chen Yingxiong.
No encouragement, because Chen Yingxiong doesn't need her encouragement.
After Chen Yingxiong thanked Sharapova for her blessing, the topic changed. "I also wish you the championship in the year-end finals!"
Sharapova froze for a moment, she didn't expect Chen Yingxiong to say such words, and took the initiative to bless herself...
"Haining is very powerful!" She expressed her modesty, but the bright smile on her face betrayed her.
"What are you afraid of? The championship won by defeating a powerful opponent is more meaningful?"
"Well, I'll try..."
"Shall I tell you a joke?"
"Okay, okay!" Chen Yingxiong told her a lot of jokes during this period, which made her very happy. She also forgot the pressure and troubles while laughing heartily. She was able to reach the finals of the year-end finals all the way. These jokes of the hero are not insignificant.
"Well, you know that mice are afraid of cats... there are mice from three countries bragging together, saying that the alcohol in their own country is the strongest, and no one can convince the other, so they have to drink and bet to see which country has the strongest alcohol .The English mouse drank two bottles of whiskey and passed out."
Sharapova stuck out her tongue: "Whiskey is indeed a famous spirit!"
"But the Russian rats don't care about that..."
"Vodka!" Sharapova exclaimed excitedly, interrupting Chen Yingxiong's narration. "Vodka is the strongest!"
"Listen to me! The Russian mouse drank a bottle of vodka and fell to the ground."
"Look, which country is it in the end?"
"China."
"Huh? What kind of spirits are there in China?"
"Erguotou! After the Chinese mouse drank half of the bottle of Erguotou, it returned to its cave as if nothing had happened..."
"Haha, Russia will win!"
Chen Yingxiong rolled his eyes, thinking why is this woman so noisy today?
"However, soon the mouse came out of the hole. He was still holding a brick in his hand, his face was flushed, his eyes were wide open, and he breathed alcohol and shouted: 'Where is the cat! Where is the cat! Come out! Believe it or not I beat him to death with a brick!'”
Sharapova froze for a moment, realized it, and then burst out laughing.
She laughed so happily that she finally collapsed on the hotel bed laughing and couldn't stop laughing.
Chen Yingxiong waited for her laughter to subside a little, and said to her: "If you really don't have confidence, you can drink a bottle of Erguotou before the game!"
Sharapova retorted with a chuckle: "I'm not a mouse!"
"Haining is not a cat either."
"Thank you, hero."
"Thank you so much, just treat me to dinner!" Chen Yingxiong joked.
"Okay! When I win the championship, I'll treat you to dinner!"
"Stop talking, we're at the stadium." Chen Yingxiong ended the call.
When he looked up, he saw the ambiguous eyes of his teammates.
Chen Yingxiong has no fear at all.Brother has practiced it now, no matter how lewd your eyes and smiles are, it won't make me feel uncomfortable at all!
What happened to talking on the phone in front of you in the bus?Make your own phone call and let others envy and hate you!
"Okay! Today's goal is to score a goal!" After Chen Yingxiong got up, he stretched and shouted.
The teammates behind him pointed: "The hero is very motivated today..."
"Nonsense, I just chatted with the beauty all the way, I must have received some kind of blessing halo blessing, can I have no fighting spirit?"
"Damn! Why can't I meet such a good thing? Sharapova!"
Chen Yingxiong listened to the comments of his teammates. He didn't say anything, but got out of the car with a smile on his face.
※ ※ ※
Chen Yingxiong's game was played earlier than Sharapova's.
But it is a pity that there is no live broadcast of the Russian league in Spain.It's no wonder that players like Chen Yingxiong and Arshavin are still basically unknown...
So Sharapova couldn't see the game.
She still has a little regret.
"Maria." Her coach knocked on the door. "It's time to go."
Sharapova nodded, got up and picked up her tennis racket bag,
Heroes have heroic battles, and I have mine.
※ ※ ※
The atmosphere in Saturn Stadium was not warm.
Even a little sad.
Because the home team has been relegated early.They ranked No.15 in the league, ranked second to last, and will be relegated to the Russian First Division in the new season.
It was a very heavy blow for the team from the outskirts of Russia.
Facing a team that has been relegated, is there no pressure for Chen Yingxiong to set a new record?
Obviously not.
In the last appearance in the Russian Super League, the Saturn team has now completely let go of the burden, only for the glory of their own team, in order not to make the fans who are already sad enough sad, this game Saturn team... Fight hard!
Chen Yingxiong was pulled to the ground by the two defenders of the opponent, and he was only one step away from the penalty area... The commentator had to praise him for his good play, because if he started slower, it would be a penalty...
This is not the first time that Chen Yingxiong has been treated with a "bear hug" in this game.
His height has not changed, but his weight has increased by three kilograms from 95 kilograms at the beginning of the season, and has reached 98 kilograms!
For football players, this weight is even enough to affect the player's agility and speed.But Chen Yingxiong used his physical advantage to the extreme.
But Chen Yingxiong is still not satisfied with his body...
In his dream, his physical advantage should be able to carry two defensive players, and he can also make a surprise attack with the ball...
Of course, it's a bit far away from me at the moment.
"Chen Yingxiong encountered very tenacious resistance in the away game! Not only him, but the entire Zenit encountered tenacious resistance... Before the game, everyone said that Saturn had been relegated in advance. In this game, Chen Yingxiong set a new record. It is no longer a problem ...Who would have thought that Saturn's tenacity is beyond imagination! They seem to enjoy practical actions to show the whole of Russia that even if we are downgraded, we can still be insulted by you wantonly!"
Chen Yingxiong didn't want to humiliate the Saturn team, but scoring goals was the goal he had to accomplish, and he didn't want to share the honor that originally belonged to him with any scorer, not even a retired old man...
This time, he not only jumped up in front of the goal to compete with his opponent for the top, but also frequently retreated and tried long shots.
※ ※ ※
No.204 minutes, Zenit and Saturn's game is still 0:0, but there was a burst of cheers at the Luzhniki Stadium.
"Roman Pavlyuchenko! His No.20 has three goals! He is only two goals away from Chen Yingxiong! Pavlyuchenko looks in full shape today! The whole team is creating opportunities for him! He has no Live up to everyone's expectations, No.204 minutes to score the first goal!"
※ ※ ※
At the Saturn Stadium, on the coaching bench of Zenit St. Petersburg, Advocaat already knew that Pavlyuchenko had scored. In fact, he felt that Chen Yingxiong had no suspense as the league's top scorer, so he didn't care about it.But the other coaches around are very concerned - everyone wants to see how crazy Chen Yingxiong can be this season, how many goals can he score?
This person will always involuntarily make people look forward to him.
Perhaps this is the reason why he, an arrogant and rebellious guy who shouldn't be likable, is so popular...
※ ※ ※
PS, the crazy double monthly pass is over, but I still ask for a monthly pass~
In the days to come, I still have to ask everyone!
(End of this chapter)
Chen Yingxiong's goal helped the team win at the last moment, a thrilling 3:2.
Advocaat was not very satisfied with the team's performance. He felt that this game shouldn't be so difficult. Even if it was an away game, the opponent's strength was far inferior to theirs.
He was worried that winning the league championship made everyone relax, so he returned to St. Petersburg and stepped up his training.
Everyone complained about being drilled, only Chen Yingxiong was very calm - this amount of training can't be compared with that in the dungeon at all!
There is still the last round of the league. Those who should win the championship have won the championship, and those who should be relegated have also been relegated. There is basically no suspense about the place in the European competition.
At this time, everyone is naturally most concerned about the scoring record in a single season.
Chen Yingxiong has already tied Oleg Veretennikov's record of 25 goals. There is still the last round of the league. Can he surpass this number and create a new record?
As for the Golden Boot... everyone feels that there is no suspense.
But Pavlyuchenko is not about to throw in the towel.
Now the whole team really wants to support him to score goals in the game. If he wants to surpass Chen Yingxiong and become the league's top scorer, he will pray that Chen Yingxiong can't score, and at the same time, he must score four goals in the game to complete the goal. Big four.
The chances of this are too small.
Pavlyuchenko also knows it, but it's all here, can he still get away with it?
Be sure to fight until the last moment!
※ ※ ※
Zenit St. Petersburg won the championship, and Chen Yingxiong received a congratulatory text message from Sharapova.Now that Sharapova has reached the final of the WTA year-end finals, Chen Yingxiong also sent a congratulatory message.
The year-end finals held in Madrid this time had no role for Sharapova, but Venus Williams temporarily decided to withdraw from the competition, allowing her to catch the last train.
The former world No. 2007 women's tennis player can only compete as a substitute this time, and she has been out of sight for more than two-thirds of [-].You can imagine the pressure she was under.
What about decompression?Sharapova now has a set -- throughout the year-end finals schedule, she will often chat with Chen Yingxiong, whether it's a phone call, text message or video.
Every time I just chat with Chen Yingxiong, those pressures will disappear without a trace.Even if it was a quarrel, she felt no pressure.
November [-] is a very important day for Sharapova and Chen Yingxiong.
On this night, Sharapova in Madrid will usher in her first final after being injured. For her, this is a major challenge.Before the year-end finals, countless people questioned her, thinking that she could no longer return to the top.The young Russian female tennis player will be ruined by relentless injuries.
But now she's in the final!
In Russia, this afternoon, Chen Yingxiong will fight to create a new record.He will become the first player to score more than 25 goals in a single season since the establishment of the Russian Premier League, and the first non-Soviet player to win the league's top scorer.
On the day of the game, the two were still talking and chatting on their mobile phones.
Because Chen Yingxiong's game has to be played first, Sharapova is now blessing Chen Yingxiong.
No encouragement, because Chen Yingxiong doesn't need her encouragement.
After Chen Yingxiong thanked Sharapova for her blessing, the topic changed. "I also wish you the championship in the year-end finals!"
Sharapova froze for a moment, she didn't expect Chen Yingxiong to say such words, and took the initiative to bless herself...
"Haining is very powerful!" She expressed her modesty, but the bright smile on her face betrayed her.
"What are you afraid of? The championship won by defeating a powerful opponent is more meaningful?"
"Well, I'll try..."
"Shall I tell you a joke?"
"Okay, okay!" Chen Yingxiong told her a lot of jokes during this period, which made her very happy. She also forgot the pressure and troubles while laughing heartily. She was able to reach the finals of the year-end finals all the way. These jokes of the hero are not insignificant.
"Well, you know that mice are afraid of cats... there are mice from three countries bragging together, saying that the alcohol in their own country is the strongest, and no one can convince the other, so they have to drink and bet to see which country has the strongest alcohol .The English mouse drank two bottles of whiskey and passed out."
Sharapova stuck out her tongue: "Whiskey is indeed a famous spirit!"
"But the Russian rats don't care about that..."
"Vodka!" Sharapova exclaimed excitedly, interrupting Chen Yingxiong's narration. "Vodka is the strongest!"
"Listen to me! The Russian mouse drank a bottle of vodka and fell to the ground."
"Look, which country is it in the end?"
"China."
"Huh? What kind of spirits are there in China?"
"Erguotou! After the Chinese mouse drank half of the bottle of Erguotou, it returned to its cave as if nothing had happened..."
"Haha, Russia will win!"
Chen Yingxiong rolled his eyes, thinking why is this woman so noisy today?
"However, soon the mouse came out of the hole. He was still holding a brick in his hand, his face was flushed, his eyes were wide open, and he breathed alcohol and shouted: 'Where is the cat! Where is the cat! Come out! Believe it or not I beat him to death with a brick!'”
Sharapova froze for a moment, realized it, and then burst out laughing.
She laughed so happily that she finally collapsed on the hotel bed laughing and couldn't stop laughing.
Chen Yingxiong waited for her laughter to subside a little, and said to her: "If you really don't have confidence, you can drink a bottle of Erguotou before the game!"
Sharapova retorted with a chuckle: "I'm not a mouse!"
"Haining is not a cat either."
"Thank you, hero."
"Thank you so much, just treat me to dinner!" Chen Yingxiong joked.
"Okay! When I win the championship, I'll treat you to dinner!"
"Stop talking, we're at the stadium." Chen Yingxiong ended the call.
When he looked up, he saw the ambiguous eyes of his teammates.
Chen Yingxiong has no fear at all.Brother has practiced it now, no matter how lewd your eyes and smiles are, it won't make me feel uncomfortable at all!
What happened to talking on the phone in front of you in the bus?Make your own phone call and let others envy and hate you!
"Okay! Today's goal is to score a goal!" After Chen Yingxiong got up, he stretched and shouted.
The teammates behind him pointed: "The hero is very motivated today..."
"Nonsense, I just chatted with the beauty all the way, I must have received some kind of blessing halo blessing, can I have no fighting spirit?"
"Damn! Why can't I meet such a good thing? Sharapova!"
Chen Yingxiong listened to the comments of his teammates. He didn't say anything, but got out of the car with a smile on his face.
※ ※ ※
Chen Yingxiong's game was played earlier than Sharapova's.
But it is a pity that there is no live broadcast of the Russian league in Spain.It's no wonder that players like Chen Yingxiong and Arshavin are still basically unknown...
So Sharapova couldn't see the game.
She still has a little regret.
"Maria." Her coach knocked on the door. "It's time to go."
Sharapova nodded, got up and picked up her tennis racket bag,
Heroes have heroic battles, and I have mine.
※ ※ ※
The atmosphere in Saturn Stadium was not warm.
Even a little sad.
Because the home team has been relegated early.They ranked No.15 in the league, ranked second to last, and will be relegated to the Russian First Division in the new season.
It was a very heavy blow for the team from the outskirts of Russia.
Facing a team that has been relegated, is there no pressure for Chen Yingxiong to set a new record?
Obviously not.
In the last appearance in the Russian Super League, the Saturn team has now completely let go of the burden, only for the glory of their own team, in order not to make the fans who are already sad enough sad, this game Saturn team... Fight hard!
Chen Yingxiong was pulled to the ground by the two defenders of the opponent, and he was only one step away from the penalty area... The commentator had to praise him for his good play, because if he started slower, it would be a penalty...
This is not the first time that Chen Yingxiong has been treated with a "bear hug" in this game.
His height has not changed, but his weight has increased by three kilograms from 95 kilograms at the beginning of the season, and has reached 98 kilograms!
For football players, this weight is even enough to affect the player's agility and speed.But Chen Yingxiong used his physical advantage to the extreme.
But Chen Yingxiong is still not satisfied with his body...
In his dream, his physical advantage should be able to carry two defensive players, and he can also make a surprise attack with the ball...
Of course, it's a bit far away from me at the moment.
"Chen Yingxiong encountered very tenacious resistance in the away game! Not only him, but the entire Zenit encountered tenacious resistance... Before the game, everyone said that Saturn had been relegated in advance. In this game, Chen Yingxiong set a new record. It is no longer a problem ...Who would have thought that Saturn's tenacity is beyond imagination! They seem to enjoy practical actions to show the whole of Russia that even if we are downgraded, we can still be insulted by you wantonly!"
Chen Yingxiong didn't want to humiliate the Saturn team, but scoring goals was the goal he had to accomplish, and he didn't want to share the honor that originally belonged to him with any scorer, not even a retired old man...
This time, he not only jumped up in front of the goal to compete with his opponent for the top, but also frequently retreated and tried long shots.
※ ※ ※
No.204 minutes, Zenit and Saturn's game is still 0:0, but there was a burst of cheers at the Luzhniki Stadium.
"Roman Pavlyuchenko! His No.20 has three goals! He is only two goals away from Chen Yingxiong! Pavlyuchenko looks in full shape today! The whole team is creating opportunities for him! He has no Live up to everyone's expectations, No.204 minutes to score the first goal!"
※ ※ ※
At the Saturn Stadium, on the coaching bench of Zenit St. Petersburg, Advocaat already knew that Pavlyuchenko had scored. In fact, he felt that Chen Yingxiong had no suspense as the league's top scorer, so he didn't care about it.But the other coaches around are very concerned - everyone wants to see how crazy Chen Yingxiong can be this season, how many goals can he score?
This person will always involuntarily make people look forward to him.
Perhaps this is the reason why he, an arrogant and rebellious guy who shouldn't be likable, is so popular...
※ ※ ※
PS, the crazy double monthly pass is over, but I still ask for a monthly pass~
In the days to come, I still have to ask everyone!
(End of this chapter)
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