Chapter 22: (C) No Holds Barred Volleyball (1)
After everything was ready I went outside where I was the last one to come out I saw everyone in swimwear.
And I must say what everyone was wearing fit them quite well, I have to give the staff a bonus for selecting the perfect attire for everyone.
(Pics)
"Everyone's looking great I see, though I'm a bit surprised you'd go with a speedo Husk." I say looking at the old cat that was downing a bottle of liquor.
"Ehh, didn't have time to get my good Hawaiian shirt before being brought here, so I told them all I needed was this." He just shrugged but then Angeldust came over which instantly made him squint his eyes a bit.
"Mmm, this kitty really likes showing off the goods huh?" But Husk just slaps his hands away that we're about to go somewhere he wasn't interested in.
"Don't you fucking dare or I swear I'll shove this bottle straight down your fucking throat!" Husk says pissed off at Angels antics.
"Mmm, Kinky." He says trying to push Husks buttons more but I come in as the inbetween as smoothly as possible.
"Angel Darling, that bikini fits you so well! I'm surprised that my servants could find something that suit your looks." I say to him while I give Husk a thumbs up behind me which he takes the hint to exit stage right.
"I know right? It really accentuates my figure now doesn't it." He says with a smirk as he massaged his 'breasts' before letting them go as they slightly jiggle a little.
"Hehe, it really does, now as much as I would love to flirt more I feel a pair of daggers staring into my back." I say before turning and opening my arms wide.
"Charlie! You look fantastic dear, red just suits you perfectly, Vaggie you look great as well as the sunglasses just match the wardrobe." I say with a smile as I looked at the last two of our group.
"Niffty's little black skirted bikini almost makes her look like a maid in swimwear and Snake Boy that's an interesting color choice but it doesn't look that half bad on you either." I say before turning to look at everyone gather here.
"But anyway today I brought you here to obviously enjoy an island vacation down here in Envy for a few days but this is also an outing for the hotel and so let's do a bit of a bonding experience between all of you through a nice fun game of volleyball." I say opening up my hand before I materialize a brand new volleyball as I toss it up and down while the finishing touches on the sand volleyball court is set up behind us.
"That's a great idea Uncle Cain! We can bond together while having fun at the same time!" Charlie was excited about it all as it's one of the main goals of the hotel to make everyone closer to eachother while also slowly fixing up their problems that they had in life after all.
"And how about we make this more interesting on top of it all, the MVP on the winning team I will grant one wish of whatever you desire that I can achieve in my power." I say as I smile as I see Husk raise an eyebrow.
"Oh yeah? And what can the big bad of hell do anyway, besides the obvious." He says as he keep drinking from his bottle.
"Money, fame, fortune, free access to all the rings, your own company, breaking your soul contract-"
*PFFFFFFTTTT!!!! COUGH! COUGH! COUGH!* "What did you just say? You can break soul contracts that are between two different people?" Husk says completely surprised to hear something like that is possible.
"Of course I can, so long as someone is weaker than the other then they can forcibly break a contract between them, though doing that is liable to piss off the holder of the contract where they would definitely hunt down the one who broke the contract and who's contract they broke as well, but in all likelihood they would hunt down the former contractee with extreme prejudice as they know they could forcibly make them sign another even more binding contract than the last." I said which I noticed both Angel and Husk sweat a bit hearing that.
"But with my influence I could probably just discuss with the one holding the contract and have them break it on their own end, but that's only if your team wins that is, because todays volleyball will be called…."
Suddenly they see an imp pull out a small drum and begin doing a drum roll before two other imps with two poles connected to a banner ran out behind me before raising them up for everyone to see what it said.
"Battle of the Sexes! No Holds Barred Volleyball!!!"
"No holdssss barred volleyball?" (Pretentious)
"Battle of the Sexes?" (Vaggie)
"Correct! Both teams will be split into groups of three, Charlie/Vaggie/Niffty on the girls side with Angel/Husk/Pretentious on the guys side! And as the name implies you won't have to hold anything back! Use whatever you can to win with the only rules being you can't grab and throw the ball and that the ball must stay intact until it hits the ground, besides that anything else is fair play with how you want to score your teams points, and first to 20 points will make your team the winner!"
"Okay, but this isn't exactly fair for us you know? Sure it's 3 v 3 but with Niffty's size…." Vaggie says which makes Niffty pout a bit.
"I'm fun sized! Besides I know I'm fast so I can keep up!" She said as she puffed up her cheeks a bit which looked cute even though she is usually crazy.
"But you need to be able to jump high for games of volleyball like this after all." She says which makes me snap my fingers.
"Right, how could I forget that! Well I can easily make this both fair, Niffty can't jump high and Snake over here can't jump at all, so a little magic could fix this problem for you both." I say with a smile before I waved my hands as a magic power overcame them both.
"Now you both should be able to jump up and down off the ground as if you were on a trampoline." I say which make Niffty take on a crazy look in her eye before she crouch down and-
"WEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeee...…" She shot off, zooming high up into the sky as we all looked up to watch her go.
"Uncle Cain…. Will she?" Charlie began to ask but I calmed her down.
"Don't worry your sweet little head about a thing, no matter the height she falls from it will feel to her as if she just jumped like normal so long as she-
"eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeEEEEEEEEEEE!!! *Thoom!* Haha! I love pain!" She says after coming back down and landing on her face, but she didn't take to much damage as it felt to her body the equivalent of her falling over with her face hitting the ground.
"Again! Again! Again!" She shouts out all excited like which weirds everyone out, but I come and hold her in place.
"Hold on there little lady, you can enjoy falling high up in the sky and falling flat on your face all you want, but after you help out your teammates in this game alright?" I say while I dust off the sand that's on her.
"Ohhh! Okay!" She says all excited like, and luckily for me that while she is an adult, surprisingly she was 22 when she died, she had a mind like a kid so it's not too hard to change her mind.
"Alright ladies and gentlemen! Take your sides of the courts!" I say before I snap my fingers as a large volleyball referee chair pops up under me while they take there sides.
I then pull out a coin, "Charlie, heads or tails?"
"Heads." She says before I nod and flick the coin into the air before catching it as it came down to reveal it was heads.
"Ladies will start with the ball then." I say passing the ball off to Charlie.
"Alright then people! Let the match begin!"
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Extra chapter 9 for you folks for this week, we hit the milestone for chapter 10 which i probably will get too tomorrow.
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