Hazbin Hotel: Story of Cain

The Richest Cup, a cafe that is meant only for the rich and wealthy to get coffee and tea at down here in the pride ring of hell.

At this moment the cafe was filled with those of the rich upper class of hells overall society, mostly of the Ars Goetia.

In one corner of the cafe three Goetia could be seen with each other, but tensions were high between them all.

*Sips Tea* "Fucker." (Stella)

*Sips Tea* "Witch." (Stolas)

*Sips Tea* "Whore." (Stella)

*Sips Tea* "Tacky." (Stolas)

*Sips Tea* "Imp Fucker!" (Stella)

Tea is refilled, "Stella please! Will you just shut up for a moment!" Her brother shouted out at his rather idiotic sister who has no control over her temper.

She just gives Stolas the finger while he sighs in return, "I don't know what you expect out of this, if you think your getting anything from my family then you have another thing coming."

"Really Stolas? Your saying that when you were the one to cheat on my lovely sister in the first place?" Andrealphus said in his sisters defense.

"Your telling me that I'm the first to cheat in this marriage? Because I know for damn sure that this Witch has fucked other Goetia behind my back, so she has no right to bitch and moan about me cheating on her." Stolas says waving it off.

"I'm not making a mockery of the Ars Goetia by fucking some lesser imps and those beneath us!" Stella rebutted but didn't out right say she cheated.

"Ugh…. When is he going to get here?" Andrealphus muttered to himself as he wondered where the divorce lawyer was, not knowing what his sister had in store.

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Meanwhile inside one of Hells Luxurious Five Star Hotels.

"Mmmm that was a wonderful night, it's been quiet sometime since we last did this huh Amy?" I say as I hold my avian woman's ass in one hand as she rests her face up against my chest.

(Pic)

"Mmmmnnn, it has been quite awhile, besides I really needed a good dicking like this for once compared to my fucking husband who has been sleeping around with plenty of those succubus bitches." She says before stretching and getting up as she grabs a cigarette to smoke as I get a a cigar and smoke it as well as we begin to grab our clothes.

"You know you could say to that dead beat your going on a business trip to envy and we can really get it on all nice and raunchy at my private island villa." I say with a smirk as I pull on my suit as she comes on over to fix my tie for me.

"And get Leviathan pissy at me?"

"Oh please, we are both fuck buddys at best while she says we are dating to make everyone envious of her in the first place." I say brushing it off as I lean over and kiss her forehead.

"Just text me if your interested, I mean being a president in the Ars Goetia can be annoying at times right Avnas?" I say calling out her real name which makes her all bashful hearing me say that.

"Oh stop it you tease, you'll make me want you to raw dog me into the fucking floor again." She said as she trailed her finger up and down my chest.

"Heh, don't worry your cute little head then, I'll take you up on that offer when you need me, so see ya babe." I smile before using the nearby standing mirror to walk on through to where I needed to be.

(N) And Don't worry will be seeing Amy again later on.

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After passing through the mirror I appeared inside of a rather nice looking cafe as I scanned the area to find who I was looking for, however….

"The fuck happened here?" I see some tables trashed and were being cleaned up by the staff as the cafe was mostly empty besides two Goetia that I knew would be here.

My eyes glowed for a second as through my eyes I saw a visible replay of what happened up to this point in time.

And 10 minutes prior one of the three Goetia I was here to deal with was kidnapped by a familiar face making me roll both my eyes and jaw before I pulled out my phone before making a call.

"Charlie, Alpha, Indigo, Nevermore, 666" I say an encrypted code before my call got transferred to one of my many companies under my wing as I went and sat down at their table as I gave them a rather pissed look.

"Yes boss?"

"Transfer my call to the Assassin Striker, make sure the call comes in urgent from the agency."

"Right away sir." And soon the phone began to rang again before it was picked up.

"I'm busy, so this better be important." I heard the sound of a man with a heavy western accent.

"It is."

"…. Boss?"

"Yes, that Chicken you have, bring him back to where you got him, the company will pay you three times over for breaking your clients contract, oh and Striker, don't damage the merchandise." I say before cutting the call before texting Luna what to do with the assassin agency and Strikers pay.

"Now then, you have wasted my time more than someone of your class should even think about doing in the first place." I say smoothing back my hair as I look at them.

"That's rich coming from an Overl-" *SMASH!*

Before Stella could even finish that sentence her head was grabbed before smashing straight into the table, and before her shocked brother could do or say anything, black shadow like tendrils bound his arms while one wrapped around his neck as he felt the side pressed his neck had a serrated like blade making him not move or say anything as he watched his stupid sister get man handled.

"Bitch! Do you know who I am?! Cause your a nobody! *Smash* Dumbass Goetia! *Smash* Who is so full of herself that you can't even see the big picture!" I say as me deep guttural demonic voice comes out as I keep smashing her face into the table as her mouth begins to bleed while her beak starts to crack and blood comes out from her eyes from the constant bashings I gave her.

"Now then, I originally was going to do this all nice and proper like with this whole shit storm that Paimon told me to help him deal with, maybe even make it so you have a way of getting something out of this shit stain marriage of yours." I say before pulling her head back up by her hair as my eyes glowed with a bright red light which made her eyes lose focus.

"Wh-What did you do to her?" Her brother asked as he saw his sister was in a dazed like state as I summoned up the contract to my hands that I had given to me by Paimon, one where if she signs she won't get anything.

"Oh? You really want to know? Well in short terms it's Will Domination, and since she is so much weaker compared to me it's easy for me to force her to act beyond her will." I s

At before placing it in front of her and just like a mindless drone she signed off on it.

"The Demonic-" but I grab him by the face and smile Evily at him.

"Oh the Demonic Courts will find these divorce papers she signed to be entirely legal in every sense of the word, wanna know why bitch boy? It's becuase I'm the one who got their positions personally, so I tell them these documents were signed willingly, then they were signed willingly, and she doesn't get a dime." I say before I hear the door kicked open as I hear the sound of Spurs clacking against the ground.

"Here's the blue blood boss." Striker says before tossing him onto the ground and unbinding him from his angelic ropes.

"Good, the money should already be in your account, oh and another thing Stolas is to be put on the White List, do I make myself clear?" I stare at the hybrid Imp Demon who just readjusts his hat before walking out.

"Crystal." Is all he says before hopping up on his horse and booking it out of here.

"The White List?" I hear Stolas question as he rubs his arms as I pass him the divorce documents.

"Means that no professional assassins can take jobs that are meant for you unless they want to be hunted down by the agency for breaking one of the few rules it has, also sign that and your soon to be Ex-Wife won't be getting a single dime." I say as the tendril now holds Andrealphus mouth close shut as he try's to argue against what's happening.

Stolas gave it a once over, and seeing what I said was true, and seeing I somehow got Stella to sign it, he finally signed it as well.

"Fantastic, well congratulations Stolas, you are now officially divorced from your dumb bitch of an Ex-Wife, and since everything is now done here I shall take what your father handed to you to give to me for doing this for you." I say holding out my hand to him.

He then handed me the book of Ages which brought a big smile to my face as I sent the documents to the Demonic Courts to make it official in a flash of black flames before I had my shadows consume the book.

"Well my work is done here, oh and Bitch boy, you don't have to worry about your sister, she'll go back to normal in an hour or two, so toodles!" I say with a grin as I let him go before hopping through a portal I created in a nearby window.

"I wonder how it's going at the hotel?"

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Chapter 4 since we hit 120 power stones, and since we hit 150 powerstones I'll work on chapter 5 soon enough.

Also if your wondering why I haven't done and my Adam chaps yet, it's been only like three to four days in story time and it's going to take a bit until Adams Gym is built before we can do a training montage of sorts to make that fatty into a beef cake.