Hazbin Hotel: Story of Cain

"Is that?"

"No way, it can't be right?"

*Click Click Click*

"I got to post this on Voxtagram!"

'I sometimes forget how it feels to be seen as a celebrity in hell.' I think to myself as I walk down the street while people take pictures of me walking past, though none were swarming me as while I am a celebrity here in hell, I'm also one of the strongest in hell so everyone kept there distance.

After all only an idiot would piss off an Overlord, and only someone with brain damage would fuck around with someone known as the High Overlord after all.

*Kaboom!*

But some people seem to want to die as a bank was being robbed before they blew there way out from the vault, and not only that they just began shooting everyone nearby, including me.

But before the shots could even touch me they were caught by a black shadowy mass of darkness that acted like a wall.

"Cerberus, Kill" and out from the shadows Cerberus reemerged, but this time his size was bigger than a tank before he began to rip and tear into the hapless robbers as he began to devour them in an excruciatingly painful way.

This obviously freaked out the onlookers who got the hell out of there real quick while I let the shadows take the money, what you think I'm just going to give it back? Finders keepers and all that right?

*Vrrt Vrrt*

"Yo Luna, what's up?" I say as I realize I got a call from my secretary along with Former Angel now Fallen Angel, Luna, she's really the main reason why I was so accepting of Vaggie in the first place.

I won't get into details but suffice to say she had the same views as Vaggie does and this she lost her wings, but not from her boss but from me as she was the former former second in command to Adam compared to his current one, and by all intents and purposes she is considered KIA so Heaven doesn't question where she's at.

(Pic)

But her story is for another day.

"Hey Bitch how are things? You need me for something?" I say as I walk away from the carnage that Cerberus is causing.

"Do you enjoy causing a commotion wherever you go or something? Voxtagram is blowing up on my end of you killing a bunch of people in Pentagram City, Which why the hell are you even there anyway?" She said somewhat reprimanding me, but I just use my pinky to clean out my other ear while looking bored.

"And? Why do you even care in the first place? You looking to be my PR manager or something, cause I couldn't give a shit about good or bad publicity, oh and since you called can you remind me to go to Mammon's Clown Pagent in a few months? I'm invited and besides that I'm getting the usual 30% cut of the cash that will take in if I sign a bunch of limited addition Merch he plans on brewing up." I say heading towards the central district of Pentagram City.

"Breaking news everyone! It seems the big bad himself has finally made an official appearance here in Pentagram City in over the Five Years since he was last seen here in the pride ring." I hear from a nearby TV as I see myself on camera holding my phone and looking to see I'm being recorded live from up above.

So I just look up at the camera and wave before I keep moving along while Cerberus finally comes back to my side after having his 'meal' before slinking back into my shadows.

"Fine, whatever, I don't get paid enough to keep track of your bullshit, but sure I wrote a note to remind you around the time it's going to happen." She says rather irritated before doing what I asked.

"Thanks babe, anything else you were calling me about or was that it?" I question as I see the V's tower in the distance.

"No, Paimon just left a message, he's got some…. Family issues he needs help getting straightened out." She said which made me frown.

"Luna I maybe a professional at all trades because of my extremely long life, but being some family counselor, even though I'm highly qualified to be one, isn't something I like doing unless it's-"

"He's willing to Trade you one of the Few remaining Copies of the Book of Ages in return for this." She said which makes me stop in my tracks at hearing that.

For a split second a massive pulse of hell energy spread throughout all of Pentagram City, this alerted all the Overlords in the city, if they didn't watch the TV that is, that I was now here.

Not only that but everyone within the city without a strong amount of demonic power fell to the ground dead, others were pissing their pants in fear as they huddled up in a ball as they were Terrified for their lives.

I took a deep breath and calmed down, "Tell him I'll call him back later, I have some business to take care of first, some fucker has decided to royally piss me off, and I'm going to teach them a lesson they won't soon forget."

"Well have fun, and try not go and destroy the city again this time."

"No promises, talk later." I say before putting my phone away as I grinned from ear to ear.

******

"The fuck was that?!" A young woman says shocked at the feeling of energy that passed through her and the others, it's nothing she has felt before, but when she turned to her friends she noticed both seemed terrified.

"Nononononono! Fuck! I knew he wasn't just walking to the city for the fun of it! He was fucking coming here!" Vox said as he began to breathe heavily as his monitor began to glitch and get staticy from the onset stress.

"Why the fuck is he freaking out this much?" Velvette, the third member of the Vee's along with the Youngest Overlord after only being one for three years with her only dying four years ago, asked Valentino who was massaging his head.

"It's because the guy you shouldn't fuck with is coming here, and I wouldn't be surprised that he saw through Vox's stupid plan, Vel, whatever happens had it coming." Valentino said showing a cold heartedness that is rare for him to show towards his fuck buddy that's Vox.

"He's right you know, you didn't heed my warning, now your going to have to pay the consequences…." They suddenly heard a distorted sounding male voice before suddenly one of the mirrors within the room changed and a handsome looking demon appeared before all three.

"I-I-I don't know what your talking abo-" but before he could say anything further he shrieked out in pain as a large magnet was placed up against his monitor.

"Mute" and with that his screams of pain and everything he did was muted out, like the TV he is, before I turned to face his friends.

"Oh don't worry, he's just having to suffer the pain of a never ending seizure until I say otherwise." I say before taking away his communication watch.

"And 3… 2… 1" I say before the screen pops up with the snake guy freaking out.

"Boss! Abort the mission! I repeat abort the-"

"Mission? Sad to say your boss is currently indisposed at the moment, oh and whoever is there with him, do whatever you want, and pass a message to Alastor that I'm currently kicking Vox's ass, so buh-bye now." I say before crushing the watch in my hands before turning towards Valentino and-

"Oh my, and who is this lovely lady? A new Overlord and you didn't tell me Val? I thought we were closer than that." I say looking at Valentino with a look of disappointment on my face which seems to piss him off.

"I don't have to tell you shit if I don't fucking want too!!!" I raise my eyebrows a bit surprised with how protective he is of this new girl of his.

I slowly nod as I rub my chin while I look at him, "Of course you don't have to tell me something soo important like that at all, but theirs one teeny tiny problem that you seem to be forgetting Val." I say with a bright smile before suddenly a chain collar appears around his neck before I pull hard as I have my hands wrapped around his neck.

"I fucking own the both of you Bitch!!!"