Harry Potter Dark Disaster

Chapter 10: Reunion of the Death Eaters



The blinding light left Voldemort less "Dark Lord" and more "existential crisis in a graveyard." Harry, surprisingly chill, offered concerned glances. Wormtail, however, was losing it—his entire identity was wrapped up in serving a powerful Voldemort, and now Voldemort was questioning everything. It was a mess.Voldemort's attempt to rally his Death Eaters was a PR nightmare. Some were scared, some weirdly excited by the less-murderous Voldemort. "Voldemort: Now with less killing!" Didn't quite sell.Harry became Voldemort's accidental therapist. They talked—about trauma, bad choices, the sheer absurdity of it all. Less epic battle, more awkward support group. Wormtail tried a coup—poorly executed spell, surprisingly effective pie in the face. Voldemort sighed. It was exhausting.Voldemort started community service: rebuilding the graveyard, planting flowers. The Ministry panicked. Headlines blared: "Voldemort's Midlife Crisis: Global Uncertainty!"An unlikely friendship bloomed between Voldemort and Harry. They bonded over trauma and the ridiculousness of their lives. They even did a self-help retreat (Voldemort hated the chanting). Wormtail, defeated, opened a pastry shop; his specialty? "Wormtail's Revenge" pie.Voldemort's transformation wasn't about a final battle; it was internal. The light had stripped away his hatred, revealing a vulnerable core. The Guardian hadn't defeated him, but forced him to confront his emptiness. He'd sought power, but found only hollowness.He rebuilt himself, becoming a therapist for ex-Dark Lords. Harry occasionally dropped by for tea and a rant. It wasn't the epic climax anyone expected, but it was… peaceful. Less murderous, definitely more awkward, but oddly satisfying. Voldemort, ex-Dark Lord, now therapist-in-training, stared out at the graveyard. The past loomed, a graveyard of its own, but the future… the future was terrifyingly blank. No more grand plans for world domination, just… appointments. Would his clients, a parade of disgruntled ex-evil-doers, truly understand his unique brand of therapy? Would they even want to understand? The thought of navigating the complexities of their collective trauma filled him with a dread far deeper than any curse.Harry, ever the pragmatist, suggested a marketing campaign. "Voldemort's Emptiness Emporium: Rebranding Evil Since Yesterday!" Voldemort grimaced. It needed work.His first client, a disgruntled goblin warlord with anger management issues, was a disaster. Voldemort's attempts at empathy were met with snarling and threats of violence. He needed a better strategy. Perhaps a specialized curriculum? A twelve-step program for Dark Lords? The possibilities were both daunting and oddly exhilarating.He imagined a future filled with therapeutic sessions, endless cups of tea, and the persistent aroma of lavender essential oil. He chuckled; such an ironically peaceful end to such a tumultuous life. But he knew that the path ahead would not be without its obstacles. The weight of his past, the lingering fear and suspicion from the magical community, the constant threat of a spectacular relapse—these all weighed heavily upon him.Yet, amidst the uncertainty, a newfound sense of purpose emerged. He would help others navigate their own dark corners, help them find the light he had so unexpectedly discovered. He would build a life not on fear and domination, but on understanding and compassion. It was a bizarre, almost comedically ironic, path for a former Dark Lord to tread, but it was his path nonetheless. And he was, remarkably, beginning to find a strange, quiet peace in the chaos. The future was still uncertain, but for the first time in centuries, the uncertainty didn't fill him with dread. It filled him with hope. A terrifying, yet exhilarating hope.

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