NOVEL NEXT Chapter 141: Stream Incident, Suspicious Partners
"So this is our life now, huh?"
Shadow and Vixen stood there, hands planted firmly on their hips, staring down at Dog Girl like two deeply exhausted parents dealing with a toddler who had just eaten glue.
On her knees, Dog Girl licked her own slender arms with lazy enthusiasm as her droopy ears flopped over her face to shield her from the weight of their judgment. Her fluffy tail wagged like nothing was wrong, like she wasn't just seconds ago doing something that had permanently altered the course of the stream's chat.
The viewers were losing their minds.
[Live Comments:]
[LMFAOOOO WHY THEY LOOK LIKE DISAPPOINTED PARENTS??]
[Bro, tell me why I saw this exact pose from my mom and dad when I got suspended in middle school.]
[Shadow? You mean Nightwatch, right?]
└ [Dude, that's not Nightwatch FFS. Stop with the friggin' unnecessary cope.]
[To be honest… not a fan of Dog Girl. I mean, remember that she doesn't wash her ass and lets it crust like most dogs do? BUT… lowkey valid in bed.]
└ [Bro, you're ALONE on this one.]
[Dog Girl is so cute, tho.]
└ [See, THIS is why we HONESTLY need to start regulating internet access.]
└ [Y'all stay down bad for anything that breathes. Could be a sentient blob of sewage with big titties, and there'd be a "Sewage-Chan" fan club by tomorrow.]
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Vixen exhaled deeply.
Her fingers squeezed at her temples as she stared at Dog Girl, who was still blissfully licking herself like a lazy puppy.
Her irritation practically vibrated off her body.
『Why is this happening?』
This was supposed to be a simple night patrol.
A quiet one. A chill one.
She and Shadow were just meant to make some rounds and maybe deal with the occasional drunk dude or purse snatcher. But no. First, they got Marmot Man, the living embodiment of secondhand embarrassment, and now this? Dog Girl??
The two most useless heroes in the entire agency just had to show up back-to-back.
And that's coming from her—a hero whose biggest career achievement was having a body hot enough to market energy drinks and luxury perfumes.
『This sucks…』
Vixen closed her eyes and exhaled coolly as she tried to calm herself before she popped a blood vessel.
Noticing her frustration, Shadow raised an eyebrow.
"You good?"
Vixen nodded.
Though it was the most unconvincing nod in history.
"Uhh… yeah. Kinda. Just…"
She motioned vaguely at Dog Girl.
"We uhh… kinda have a lot on our plate after seeing what filth girl did here."
Dog Girl's ears immediately perked up.
Her big blue eyes flashed as she pushed herself onto all fours to growl at Vixen like an offended house pet.
"How dare a slut like you call me—the most innocent, most beloved little hero of Hero Weekly—a filth girl?!"
Vixen's eye twitched.
"Oh, give me a break!"
She'd completely snapped.
"The only reason Hero Weekly praises you so much is because they don't know how stinky you are! You wanna act all cute, wag your tail and lick your arms like some harmless puppy, but let's be real—your ass is a war crime! You wanna talk about a crappy situation? Your wildlife-oriented asshole is a literal biochemical weapon!"
This made Dog Girl's face scrunch up a little.
She looked so offended, but Vixen didn't care.
"You're out here licking my guy… I mean, my partner with all those little doo-doo flakes in your damn hair! Maybe before you do that, make sure those fingers of yours aren't carrying the bubonic plague in them! TCH──!!"
Vixen was literally breathing like a demon from hell.
Steam pushed out of her nostrils with each breath.
The chat exploded.
[Live Comments:]
[OH MY GOD SHE WENT STRAIGHT FOR THE THROAT]
[SHE BASICALLY SAID HER ASS VIOLATES GENEVA CONVENTIONS 💀💀💀]
[Bro, don't even lie… if you had to pick between sniffing Dog Girl's ass or Marmot Man's belly button, what's your choice?]
└ [Death.]
└ [I laughed a lil too hard at this. 😭✌️]
･･･
Dog Girl pointed an accusatory finger at Vixen as her cheeks puffed up indignantly.
"Oh yeah?! Is that all you got on me?! You're bringing up my hygiene like some cheap shot?!"
She huffed.
"Look—I was friggin' young and inexperienced before! I didn't know the worth of washing my ass! But guess what? I've changed──HAH!"
Vixen grinned wildly.
She had her.
In a blink, she jabbed a finger right between Dog Girl's brows and leaned in close.
"AHAH!!"
She cackled like an immature child.
"So you don't deny that you didn't clean your ass and let it crust before!!"
Dog Girl's lips trembled.
She wanted to scream back. Wanted to fight back.
But she knew──she knew she was caught.
Her ears drooped, her tail slowed…
And then—
Her eyes filled with tears.
[Live Comments:]
[THIS. THIS IS THE MOST AWKWARD ARGUMENT I'VE EVER WITNESSED.]
["I didn't know the worth of washing my ass" is CRAZY.]
└ [She talking about hygiene like it's not a basic part of damn human etiquette 💀]
└ [Imagine having anal with Dog Girl… you can't pay me to put my precious, veiny ahh dih in that rotten hole (I wouldn't mind some neck from her tho 😭🙏). Honestly.]
└ [Bro thought putting that abominable comment in a damn bracket would make it any better. 💀]
[People who should be having this argument: Dog Girl and Marmot Man, the two pigs in the room.]
└ [FR, put them in a cage together and let natural selection decide.]
･･･
The chat had fully descended into chaos.
Some were screaming about how this was the most unhinged conversation they'd ever seen, others were dying of laughter, and of course, a select few were still simping for Dog Girl despite everything.
Shadow, officially done, just… put his hands over his face.
"This stream really was a mistake."
This was supposed to be a normal night.
A quiet patrol. A peaceful stream.
A little bit of hero work, maybe a small fight to spice things up, and then head home.
Instead, here he was, watching two grown-ass women fight over anal hygiene.
Shadow finally let out a long, tired sigh.
Then, without hesitation of any kind, he marched forward, reached out, and—
YANK!
"──NYAAGH?!?! ❤️"
"W-, WHAT THE FUCK?!?!"
The moment his fingers clamped onto their tails, both Vixen and Dog Girl jerked forward as their mouths snapped shut like a pair of broken animatronics. Their backs arched, their muscles tensed, and a visible shock ran through their bodies like they'd just been hit with a taser.
For some reason, their ass cheeks also shot out.
Both of their tails—one soft and bushy, the other wagging and fluffy—twitched violently in his grasp.
Shadow held them up effortlessly, one in each hand, applying a firm squeeze to their tails.
They were… weirdly soft.
Like premium, high-quality plush toys.
It was kinda nice. Oddly arousing too.
But he was too annoyed to care.
"Can you two stop?"
Shadow finally asked, his voice drenched in exhaustion.
Vixen immediately started thrashing as her toned legs kicked wildly in the air.
"SHADOW, YOU BETTER PUT ME DOWN RIGHT NOW!"
She shouted, waving her arms furiously.
"I NEED TO TEACH THIS FILTHY, DIRTY LITTLE BITCH A DAMN LESSON!"
This, of course, set Dog Girl off like a firecracker.
"DIRTY BITCH?!"
She snapped back as her light-pitched voice carried so much offense. Her fluffy ears twitched aggressively.
"HOW DARE YOU SAY THAT SHIT ABOUT ME?! I HAVEN'T BEEN LIKE THAT FOR TWO YEARS! I DON'T LIVE THAT LIFESTYLE ANYMORE! I'M A FULL-FLEDGED ADULT!!"
Shadow groaned and adjusted his grip on their tails, as if he were about to lower them—
Then yanked them up again with even more force.
… RIIIIIIP!!
A tearing noise. Fabric.
Shadow froze.
His brows furrowed beneath his mask.
"… Did you hear that?"
From way across the roof, Marmot Man suddenly perked up.
"I-, I DID!" he called out, waving. "I'M INVOLVED!"
No one answered him. He slowly sat back down.
Meanwhile, Shadow noticed something very strange.
Vixen and Dog Girl had gone completely silent.
Not even so much as a whimper or growl.
But he was certain it wasn't because of the pain.
No… this was different.
He narrowed his eyes, studying the two of them like he was comparing off-brand cereals at a grocery store.
"Was it just me, or…?"
Something was off.
The two ladies weren't just silent.
They looked ashamed. Deeply ashamed.
Like they'd just farted in public. Or wet themselves.
Shadow blinked. Then he finally looked down.
At their butts.
And that's when he saw it.
The first thing to catch his eye was a flash of purple.
His head tilted slightly.
"Eh?"
Vixen's lace panties.
Her bodysuit had completely torn in the ass.
And those panties weren't hiding shit.
He caught glimpses of her perky ass cheeks, peeking out just enough to tease him.
They had a smooth, firm look—like a perfectly seasoned and oiled cut of fresh meat, just begging to be grabbed, squeezed, and savored. It was hard to look away. Almost any woman's ass looked good in lace panties, but Vixen's? Hers wasn't just sexy—it was on a whole other level.
Especially with the way her ripped bodysuit barely covered anything, leaving just enough exposed to drive him crazy.
Although Shadow wore a full-faced mask, every single person watching the stream could feel the exact expression he was making just from how he stared.
He didn't even mean to. His brain just… froze.
"They're lace…"
That was all he could say.
Vixen turned bright red.
Her fingers curled into fists, and then—
She quickly covered her face with her hands.
"U-, Uhm…"
All she could do was mumble.
"C-, Can you stop staring at my ass already…?"
Shadow immediately cleared his throat.
"S-, Sorry."
The moment he said that, the chat exploded.
[Live Comments:]
[NOOOO LMAOOOO HE WAS STARING FOR TOO LONG]
[THE RIZZLER FUMBLED???]
[VIXEN WEARS PURPLE LACE PANTIES?!? THIS IS VITAL INFORMATION.]
└ [How TF do you know they purple? 💀]
└ [I just have a feeling… bad bitches like Vixen fuck with that purple panty lifestyle.]
└ [Bro, what did I just read? 😭]
[Bro, can we get a camera angle?! PLEASE?!?]
└ [NOOOOO IT'S PIXELATED!!!!]
└ [WTF NOT AGAIN, THIS HAPPENED WITH ROPE GIRL AT BLUE GARDEN HOTEL 😭😭😭]
└ [STOP TEASING US, SHADOW! SHOW US THE DAMN PANTIES, BRO.]
└ [Y'ALL ARE ACTUALLY SO DOWN BAD IT'S INSANE.]
└ [LET US BE DOWN BAD IN PEACE.]
･･･
Shadow quickly shifted his gaze away.
Only for his eyes to land on Dog Girl's butt next.
And what he saw…
Made his entire brain short-circuit.
Her pants didn't tear. But they were wet.
Dripping.
"No…"
Indeed… she had peed herself.
Shadow froze.
The chat exploded.
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[Live Comments:]
[NAH.]
[NAH.]
[NAH, she did not just piss herself live on stream.]
[DOG GIRL HAD A FULL-FLEDGED ACCIDENT?!?]
└ [Shi was low-key glorious…]
└ [Nah, if it sprinkled… I'd be hard by now.]
└ [😭✌️ Nightwatch did NOT die for this!]
[OH MY GOD, THIS STREAM IS ACTUALLY LEGENDARY.]
["I HAVEN'T BEEN LIKE THAT FOR TWO YEARS" MY ASS 💀💀💀]
[HOW DO WE GO FROM ARGUING ABOUT ASS HYGIENE TO THIS???!?] Enjoy more content from My Virtual Library Empire
└ [FR. First stream and it's already a golden shower.]
[THERE'S NO WAY SHE PISSED HERSELF AT HER BIG AGE. NO WAY.]
└ [Women have sensitive bladders bro.]
└ [Yeah, my girl sometimes piss herself from just laughing too much yunno 🤷♂️]
└ [C-, Can you… send a video? 👀]
[Bro, this is so much worse than that time Peak's cape got caught in a subway door.]
└ [Ain't that the reason he stopped wearing capes?]
└ [FR, HE GOT HUMILIATED FOR A WEEK, BUT DOG GIRL?! SHE AIN'T EVER RECOVERING FROM THIS.]
･･･
Shadow slowly turned his gaze back to Dog Girl's face.
She was trembling.
Her eyes were wide. Her lips wobbled.
The shame was unbearable.
Vixen's mouth was slightly open.
She, too, was stunned speechless.
Then—
Dog Girl sniffled.
And before anyone could process what was happening—
She burst into tears.
"WAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH──!!!!"
Shadow sighed deeply.
The stream was an absolute disaster.
And at this point… there was no recovering from it.
[Live Comments:]
[HOLY SHIT, SHE'S REALLY CRYING NOW LMAOOOOO.]
[BEST STREAM EVER. NO NOTES. 10/10.]
[Shoutout to Marmot Man for thinking he was important at some point.]
[Bro, we really just witnessed Dog Girl's villain origin story.]
[Y'all KNOW Hero Weekly is about to have the wildest cover page tomorrow.]
[WE NEED A "DOG GIRL'S PEE INCIDENT" WIKI PAGE IMMEDIATELY.]
[Shadow's never streaming again after this, huh?]
･･･
Shadow just… lowered his head in exhaustion.
"I can't with these women…"
────TSSSSHHHH!
Shadow abruptly halted.
His entire body went frozen as something flickered in the corner of his vision.
His sharp gaze locked onto a group of eight men, all clad in black tactical gear, moving with precise, almost mechanical coordination. Each carried a heavy steel case as their faces screamed professionalism. They were heading straight toward an unmarked corporate building.
Without hesitation, Shadow released his grip.
… Thud!
Vixen and Dog Girl crashed onto the ground, landing hard on their asses.
"Ow! You son of a—"
Vixen hissed through clenched teeth as her long fox ears twitched in irritation.
She whipped around, waving a fist at Shadow.
"Can you not drop me like I'm a damn bag of beans?!"
Beside her, Dog Girl sat rubbing her sore backside as her tail drooped in protest.
"Yeah! Me too, asshole!"
Shadow barely spared them a glance.
His jet-black, full-faced mask turned slightly in their direction, and with a single gloved finger, he pressed where his lips were supposed to be.
"Shhh."
His voice was quiet, but the sheer weight behind it made them freeze.
Both women exchanged looks.
That was not a playful "shhh."
That was a 'shut up or we all die' kind of "shhh."
Vixen swallowed whatever fiery comeback she had, and Dog Girl's ears perked in nervous anticipation.
Shadow's gaze snapped back to the tactical unit.
He watched as they approached the building's side entrance with silent movements.
His mind ticked.
『This is oddly familiar…』
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Note: Dog Girl illustration and Scott's Shadow Factor Suit will appear next chapter!