Go to Hell, White Lotus

[44. There are not many Qixi days]

Why would he do that! Great God hacked his system twice! If he does not repay this debt then he would be betraying his dignity! “Aiya, I also can’t do anything….What did you just say? I think the phone signal is bad…..hello? Hello?”

Li Shenzhou pretentiously held his phone further and further away from him and eventually turned off his phone. “Done!” Li Shenzhou smiled satisfied.

When Chen Tian heard the hang up tone, he immediately redialed only to find that the other end had their phone turned off……….”Shit!”. Angrily, he could only put his phone back down and unhappily sit back before his computer.

 

[Private chat] Half Crazy Smile: Li Shenzhou said we can’t divorce.

[Private chat] Lonely like Snow: You actually believe his bullshit?

Facing Song Qingge’s words, Chen Tian just barely held back his anger.

[Private chat] Lonely Like Snow: Lotus! T_T Lotus! Are you there?

[Private chat] White Lotus: What’s wrong?

[Private chat] Lonely Like Snow: Do you know where Yun Yu went?

[Private chat] White Lotus: Ah, he said he is logging to pick up some store supplies. Why?

Very good….Yun Yu isn’t online.

Then lovely Li Shenzhou, from now on the entire game and the entire internet is now under my control.

Why did the game suddenly drop offline?? This was the thought that ran through a large number of players. Li Shenzhou, with a face of blood and tears, expressed his sorrow…just like that, on Qixi, while the environment was full of sunshine and love……the game crashed. It wasn’t the normal type of crash. It was the type of crash that caused all players who were completing tasks, doing instances, professing love etc, at 2:02 and 22 seconds, to all be forced off the game…..just looking at the time, you can basically guess what had happened.

The first time it happened, you could assume that it’s because the internet was poor but the second time? The third time? Looking at the consistently changing game interface, players eventually realised! — It was actually nothing to do with their internet! It is an issue with the system! The forums exploded with those cursing, crying, scolding and begging the system to work.

Bai Lian Hua also had an realisation—but his realisation was a little bit different. Did the school cut off the internet? Did his computer crash? Did his speed enhancement system fail?….Slipping into the local internet cafe, he found that he still could not log in…..Your sister in law! He was just getting ready to do a trading task again! And after the trading task he planned to do an instance, level up, kill monsters….but now he can’t even log in? What is going on?

Just as he was preparing to log onto the forums to complain, a list of [HOT] posts appeared before him — [Mei Yun Luo why don’t you go to hell! Why did the game f*cking drop offline!] [Li Shenzhou come out! Otherwise I will represent society and destroy your chrysanthemum! Speak! Why can’t I log into the game?] …..Bai Lian Hua held back his hot tears: It seems he wasn’t the only one experiencing this!

In addition to this, there was another post that had the word [HOT] marked. The name of the poster was very familiar [Will online love have good results?] Poster BLH. Bai Lian Hua looked at it for a very long time before finally remembering that it was the post he sent out a few days ago. It actually became a hot post? He had completely forgotten about it. He couldn’t resist and clicked into the post.

Vice Guild Leader· Half Crazy Smile 14:02:57
F*ck why did I drop offline?

Guild member · Hundred Days Red 14:03:36
Mei Yun Luo is playing a very big game of chess…..

Mei Yun Luo is the legendary CEO of the China International Group. It’s not clear explaining things like this but to put it simply: This game is one of the many products of his company.

Vice Guild Leader · Lonely like Snow 14:05:09
Don’t worry, it’ll get better after about half an hour

Dragging the chat log directly to the bottom, Roommates words appeared. Half an hour? Bai Lian Hua turned his gaze to the lower right hand corner. It had already been more than 20 minutes.

Guild Leader · White Lotus 14:27:03
Song Qing Brother… It has almost been half an hour. I still can’t log in?

Closing the chat interface, Bai Lian Hua looked at the login interface. You still won’t log in? Your grandma…..don’t you know that for a lonely engineering man like him, games are his life! So frustrating!

Vice Guild Leader · Lonely like Snow 14:28:08
Its ‘ge’not brother. Of course, if you want to call me brother, I have no problems with that. PS: You can log in now. Try it.

Bai Lian Hua wiped away the cold sweat from his head. Song brother, your name is really cheap. If it’s like this, then the whole world is your brother!

Sure enough, as Song Qingge said, he was able to log in. After logging in, it was obvious that there weren’t many players online. Perhaps it is because they haven’t realised yet that it works now.

The private chat system then flashed. After Bai Lian Hua saw the contents of the private chat, he almost spat out blood onto his monitor.

[Private chat] Lonely like Snow: Lotus sister! Let’s get married!

How should he respond to this? Song brother, you should know that we are both male and cannot get married…..oh wait, you’re playing a female account. But dear, my character can’t get married. See that shiny bald head of mine? Also, didn’t you get married to Half Crazy Smile? I heard that its a pure and unyielding love that cannot be broken by divorce. In short, young man don’t get too full of yourself!

[Private chat] White Lotus: I can’t get married.

[Private chat] Lonely like Snow: I told Li Shenzhou that now even monks can eat meat. Getting married is no big deal..

[Private chat] White Lotus: Aren’t you married to Smile?

[Private chat] Lonely like Snow: I told Li Shenzhou that there will be no good outcomes when two people who don’t love each other are together.

[Private chat] White Lotus: .…..Why do you tell Li Shenzhou everything?

Just as Bai Lian Hua typed this sentence, a system prompt appeared.

[System Tip: Player [Lonely Snow] used [Red Engagement Ring] to propose to you].

Bai Lian Hua froze. This… how is this possible? No! What was even more strange was why Song Qingge suddenly proposed to him? Bai Lian Hua turned his monitor off and on again and the system prompt still remained on his screen…..Changing his game interface to the penguin interface, he saw that there was an notification that Roommate had sent a message however the chat window continuously remained showing [Roommate is currently typing something].

White Lotus 14:36:17
Song Qingge…did your game account get hacked?

Finally, after a very long time, only words were sent back.

Roommate 14:41:08
No

Since you weren’t then you…you…why did you send me something so shocking?! His heart is very fragile and cannot withstand impacts like this! This was even more shocking than the news about Halley’s comet colliding with earth….Song Qingge said: Bai Lian Hua let’s get married ——–get married your head!

White Lotus 14:41:30
Why did you suddenly ask me to marry?

Roommate 14: 42:00 to
To do couple tasks. More experience.

White Lotus 14:42:13
Do you still care about experience?

For someone whose main account ranked first almost all year round, he sure is talking nonsense!

You’re asking if Bai Lian Hua is willing to get married to Roommate? Truthfully speaking, Bai Lian Hua thinks that since there are so many renyao’s in the game and considering the difficulty of finding a wife, he might as well find a good friend and do lovey dovey tasks together. But—–when the partner is Song Qingge, he couldn’t help but feel a little awkward. And it was this awkwardness that made him want to refuse. Anyone was fine, it was just Song Qingge that was not okay. The reason being….

 

Bai Lian Hua’s thoughts were interrupted when another message appeared on the chat box.

Roommate 14:42:31
Forget it. If you aren’t busy, let’s go and do some tasks together

Perhaps it is because he is being overly sensitive, Bai Lian Hua’s gaze remained fixed for a while at the end of Song Qingge’s words where he didn’t use a full stop.

White Lotus 14:42:57
Okay! Find me when you’re ready!

>>>

Switching back to the game interface, the system prompt decorated in pink hearts had disappeared. It looks like Roommate had canceled his request on his end. Well……what is this slight displeasure that he is feeling inside? He clearly was the one to said to Roommate to drop it….

Dazing out before the screen for a few minutes, Bai Lian Hua then proceeded to open his friends list and sent a private message to Roommate.

[Private chat] White Lotus: What task?

[Private chat] Lonely like Snow: Peeking at you from the corner

[private chat] White Lotus: Cut!

[Private chat] Lonely like Snow: You hurt me! QAQ

[Private chat] White Lotus: …

[Private chat] Lonely like Snow: Take responsibility for my injured soul! QAQ

[Private chat] White Lotus: Sorry, I can’t see where you were injured…

[Private chat] Lonely like snow: Everywhere!

Can someone tell him how he should respond to this guy? He had heard those who split their personalities often can easily enter a mental hospital….Song Brother, are you okay?

[Private chat] White Lotus: Then how should I take responsibility? =_,=

[Private chat] Lonely like Snow: Lotus is cool! Requesting a blow kiss through the mic! QAQ

[Private chat] White Lotus: I don’t know you!!

[Private chat] Lonely like Snow: Considering that it’s Qixi, why don’t you make me happy?

[Private chat] White Lotus: Considering that it’s Qixi, why don’t to stop acting retarded?

[Private chat] Lonely like Snow: When am I acting retarded?

[Private chat] White Lotus: When are you not acting retarded?

[Private chat] Lonely like Snow: You must have thought that I wanted to be with you!

At this moment, other than”F*ck your mom”, no other words appeared in Bai Lian Hua’s mind…..and so, his trembling hands entered a line from his keyboard.

[Private chat] White Lotus: Qixi is not April Fool’s Day young man! I’m telling you, we’re all men here! With rods attached!

[Private chat] Lonely like Snow: Hehe…

[Private chat] Lonely like snow: 23333! Where do you want to go?

Bai Lian Hua covered his face. F*ck! I knew I shouldn’t have replied so soon! See, now I’m getting laughed at! Bai Lian Hua swore that if he ever believes another word coming from Song Qingge’s “Lonely like Snow”account, he will cut off his hand! Filled with grief and indignation, he internally snorted.

Song Qingge covered his face. F*ck! Can someone tell him why he has an urge to cut off his own hand? To send a confessiion like this at this time and place?! What’s wrong with this stupid hand! Forget it. Forget it your sister! With a calm expression, Song Qingge internally cursed and raged.

[Private chat] White Lotus: Come and do an instance humph

Hey what’s happening there at the end? It looks like some of your true thoughts slipped out?

read at kktranslates
The way I act online is very different to my personality in reality because I was afraid that you would think that I am not friendly. The reason why I remain online in Penguin is so that I can talk to you more: You said that you liked playing games so I gave up Warcraft and Starcraft and picked up this domestic game just so that I can meet you.

What I was like before I met you and what I am like now after meeting you, I am very clear about. Some things could be explained by friendship, but others went beyond this relationship and passed those subtle boundaries, slowly creeping into my heart. Like fermenting malt, it had a hint of sweetness within but when you tasted it, it is bitter.

It was not that I have not confirmed by own sexual orientation. Expressionlessly watching GV, I had no reactions to it. “I don’t like men. The person I like just happened to be male.” The moment he saw these words, Song Qingge finally realised something.

—–It’s not that I like men. It just happened that the person I like is Bai Lian Hua.

That was all.

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